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"Jeffy Wick" (stylized as "JEFFY WICK") is the 866th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy Wick wants revenge!
Plot[]
The episode starts with Marvin and Rose calling Jeffy, saying that he has received a package from his late aunt, Aunt Ernestine, who died 2 days prior, which was how long the package was left outside for. They suggest he opens it which he does, revealing a dog inside, who is panting from the heat in the box and lack of water. Panicking for the dog, they decide to call a vet.
Brooklyn Guy arrives and they explain the situation to him, also stating they have yet to give the dog water due to them not knowing they should, with Brooklyn Guy making it clear they should have, being astonished by their idiocy. Jeffy decides to name his new dog Winn-Dixie, and goes to the gas station with to get him some water, bringing Winn-Dixie with him.
Jeffy pulls up to the gas station where 2 Russian gangsters (Mr. Meaner and Face Eater) are talking until they spot his car recognizing it as a 2007 PT Cruiser, which is the exact type of car they were looking for, and they go ask Jeffy if they can sell it to them. When one of them asks Jeffy for the car, Jeffy refuses to sell it to them. One of the gangsters notices Winn-Dixie, before demanding Jeffy to sell the car again, this time in Russian, with Jeffy insulting him, also in Russian. The other gangster apologizes about his friend and pulls him away wish Jeffy a good day.
After Jeffy gets the water, he leaves the gas station to go back to his house. Jeffy then Tells Marvin that he got Winn-Dixie water, which Jeffy tells Winn-Dixie to drink the water but Rose makes a comment about how he needs to put the water in a bowl, which Jeffy replies with "No, he can learn to drink out a straw or he'll have nothing at all", which Winn-Dixie proceeds to drink the water from the straw that is in the bottle of water, which Jeffy makes a comment, saying "Good boy". Marvin then tells Jeffy that He and Rose are going out to watch a movie, which he asks Jeffy if he is gonna be safe home alone, which Jeffy replies with "Yeah, I think me and Winn-Dixie are just gonna go to bed", which Marvin tells Jeffy "Good Night" before proceeding to go to the movies with Rose.
Jeffy and Winn-Dixie then proceed to go to bed, which Jeffy gets out his bone and chews on it, which Winn-Dixie was barking because they wanted Jeffy's bone, which Jeffy throws the bone and Winn-Dixie ends up catching the bone, and Jeffy, and Winn-Dixie goes to sleep after Winn-Dixie catches the bone.
During the night, 2 Russian gangsters (Mr. Meaner and Face Eater) pulls up to the house, which Mr. Meaner notices the 2007 PT Cruiser that is parked outside of the house, which was the same car that they saw at the gas station, which they end up getting out the car, with them holding baseball bats. They then proceed to break into the house by guessing the code to enter the house. Winn-Dixie wakes up when they heard the 2 Russian gangsters talking in the house, which they proceeded to go to the dining room, which was where the 2 Russian gangsters are at, which the 2 Russian gangsters proceeded to kill Winn-Dixie by hitting the dog with their baseball bats. Jeffy then wakes up after he hears Winn-Dixie get killed by the 2 Russian gangsters, which he proceeded to go to the dining room and sees Winn-Dixie laying on the table, dead and the 2 Russian gangsters standing over Winn-Dixie, holding their bats, which Jeffy screams in horror. The 2 Russian gangsters proceeded to beat him up with their baseball bats, asking him where is the keys to the 2007 PT Cruiser, which Face Eater noticed the keys to the 2007 PT Cruiser hanging on the key holder, which they proceeded to take the keys and drive off with the 2007 PT Cruiser to take it back to their shop.
Marvin and Rose then enters the house after going to the movies, which Rose was talking to Marvin about how she didn't like how he took her to see Oppenheimer as she thought it was a sequel to Pinocchio. Marvin and Rose then sees Jeffy laying unconscious on the floor in the dining room, which they flip over Jeffy's body, which they were shocked when they see that Jeffy was beaten because of the marks that was on his face. Marvin and Rose also looked on the table and they were shocked that Winn-Dixie was killed, which they proceeded to call Doctor Brooklyn Guy.
Doctor Brooklyn Guy arrives on the red couch, where Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy's body are at, which when Marvin was telling him about how someone beaten up Jeffy, he noticed that Doctor Brooklyn Guy has a lot of Pride month buttons on his uniform, which he tells Marvin that he's wearing them because he wants June off next year and he wanted to convince Henry and HR that he's gay so that he can be off on June next year. Marvin then tells him that Jeffy's dog is dead, which he tells Marvin to give it water but Marvin tells him that someone beat him to death, which he thought it was Micheal Vick, which he asks for his autograph but Marvin tells him that it was someone random who beat up Jeffy's dog and Jeffy, which Jeffy gains consciousness and says "They killed my dog and stole my car", which Brooklyn Guy says that it reminded him of the time that someone killed his dog and stole his car, which he proceeded to tell Marvin about the time that someone killed his dog and stole his car.
After Brooklyn Guy gets done telling Marvin about it, he then tells him that none of it actually happen and that they were just movies that he saw recently, which he tells Jeffy to get revenge on them, which Jeffy says that he is right and that he is gonna kill them all, which Rose tells him to be careful, which after Jeffy leaves the red couch, Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin about how he was a little red crab and that his friend was a mermaid who wanted to be able to walk.
We then see the 2007 PT Cruiser pull up to the shop, which Mr. Meaner asks Loan Dolphin if he likes the 2007 PT Cruiser that they stole, which Loan Dolphin asks Mr. Meaner where he got the 2007 PT Cruiser, which he says that he stole it from "some jerkoff", which Loan Dolphin asks if they looked like the Jeffy face that is on the hood of the 2007 PT Cruiser, which Mr. Meaner replies with yes, which Loan Dolphin scolds Mr. Meaner for stealing Jeffy's 2007 PT Cruiser and killing his dog as he tells Mr. Meaner that Jeffy is the most gruesome hitman in the world known as Jeffy Wick, which Mr. Meaner doesn't seem scared at first but he becomes scared when Loan Dolphin tells him that he should be scared.
Mr. Meaner then calls his dad, which he was telling his dad about how people were telling him that he screwed up since he stole Jeffy Wick's car and killed his dog, which his dad was shocked that he would steal Jeffy Wick's car, which Mr. Meaner asks his dad if he is gonna get a spanking but his dad tells him no and that Jeffy Wick will give him a spanking with his gun, which Mr. Meaner says that he will beat the shit out of him but his dad tells him that he will kill him, which Mr. Meaner hangs up the phone, saying that he will kill him.
Jeffy Wick then comes into the shop, which he confronts Loan Dolphin because he notices his stolen car was in their shop, which Loan Dolphin told him to have it back as he didn't send out the 2 Russian gangsters to steal his car because they "don't know any better", which Jeffy tells him to tell the 2 Russian gangsters that he is coming for them and that he will kill them. Jeffy Wick then goes to his bedroom to get his gun, saying that he swore to never kill again but he has to whip out his gun to kill the 2 Russian gangsters to punish them for killing his dog, but he then proceeded to go to sleep instead to get a full night's rest.
The 2 Russian gangsters proceeded to break into the house again, which Mr. Meaner was holding his Baseball bat while Face Eater was holding his gun, which they were looking for Jeffy Wick. Jeffy Wick then wakes up after hearing the 2 Russian gangsters say "Jeffy Wick, come out for play", which he proceeded to hide at a wall while Face Eater was coming up the stairs, which he proceeded to shoot Face Eater, causing him to fall down the stairs, and dropping his gun to the floor, which Mr. Meaner switched out his Baseball bat for Face Eater's gun, which he tried to shoot at Jeffy Wick but he ended up missing, which Jeffy Wick started to follow him, causing him to hide under the kitchen counter, which when Jeffy Wick was at the other side of the kitchen counter, Mr. Meaner fired some shots at Jeffy Wick but he ended up missing the shots as Jeffy Wick hid under the counter, which Jeffy Wick started to fire his shots from his gun, which Mr. Meaner hides under the counter to avoid being hit by his shots, which he tries to fire shots out of his gun but he noticed that he ran out of ammo, which he proceeded to throw the gun at Jeffy Wick while he is trying to find a place to hide at, which he proceeded to hit in the kitchen cabinets as Jeffy Wick was following him, which it didn't take long for Jeffy Wick to find him in the cabinets, trying to pretend to be a coffee cup, which he proceeded to fire a shot at him.
The video ends with Jeffy Wick going on the red couch, telling Marvin and Rose that he got his revenge, which Marvin says that he's glad but he tells Jeffy to take his wig off, which Jeffy tells him no because he has 3 more sequels to make, which Mr. Meaner's dad ends up appearing behind him, saying that he killed his son while pointing his gun at Jeffy Wick's back, which Jeffy Wick ends up pointing his gun behind his back to fire his last shot at Mr. Meaner's dad.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Winn-Dixie (debut; death)
- Aunt Ernestine (Mentioned)
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Loan Dolphin
- Mr. Meaner
- Face Eater
- Pooby
- Green Goblin (animation)
- Chef Pee Pee (animation)
- Tyrone (animation)
- Jackie Chu (animation)
- Mr. Goodman (animation)
- Penelope (animation)
- Junior (animation)
- Joseph (animation)
- Cody (animation)
- Micheal Vick (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded five years after "Bowser's Mistake!", seven years after "Jeffy's Bad Word", and 12 years after "Toad Away".
- Mr. Meaner said that 2007 was the best year. He probably said that because it was the year SML was created, as well as the first video, "SUPER MARIO GOT MILK", was uploaded.
- This episode makes a callback to "The Prank!" with Brooklyn Guy singing Chili's Baby Back Ribs.
- This marks the return of "Bumper Tag" which is Marvin's theme, in the outro.
- At 10:45, a little Game Boy fridge magnet can be seen on the top left of the fridge. It also appeared in "Jeffy's Butler Part 2".
- Winn-Dixie is recycled from the Officer Cuddlesworth Puppet.
- This is one of the rare times where Jeffy actually speaks Russian instead of speaking English in a Russian accent.
- This is the fifth time where Brooklyn Guy mixes up his life stories with movies he's seen. The first four were "Junior's Sick Date!", "Jeffy's Jellyfish!", "Junior's Black Eye!", and "Jeffy's Voice Problem!". In this one, one of the movies referenced was the movie the video parodies.
- Jeffy Wick might be a new SML video series as at the end of the video, Jeffy said, "I have three more sequels to make."
References[]
- The video's title and plot is a obvious reference to the movie series John Wick.
- Brooklyn Guy makes references to Taken at 7:09, Snakes on a Plane at 7:26, Shark Tale at 7:34
Errors[]
- According to the movies, the people that tried to kill John Wick didn't have a known father.
- The thumbnail background shows fire, though there is never even fire in the video.
Poll[]
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