"Jeffy The Rapper 3" is the 1,138th episode of SML Movies, the threequel to Jeffy the Rapper!, and the sequel to Jeffy the Rapper 2.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy wants to be a rapper!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior, asking Joseph what he wants to do today. Joseph doesn't respond as he's too busy listening to music with AirPods, so Junior asks Joseph again what he wants to do today, only to not get a response, so Junior goes up to Joseph's face and says "Joseph?". Joseph takes off his AirPods and apologizes, saying he was listening to the new MC Bloodstain song. Junior gets excited as he asks if MC Bloodstain released a new song, which Joseph says he did, it's sick as hell, and he did a surprise draw. Junior says he thought he was running from the police, which Joseph says he definitely is as he then says he killed his Baby Mama and her boyfriend in the same night and then recorded a song. Junior says he has to hear it, which Joseph says he has to as he puts an AirPod in one of Junior's ears, which Junior and Joseph then jam out to the new MC Bloodstain song, which they do this for some time until Joseph stops the song, saying "I didn't know where he was going with his part", which Junior says "Oh, okay" as Joseph says it's not his favorite part, but the first part was hard "as hell". Junior says "I mean, if Kanye really did that, I mean, that is pretty cool", which Joseph says he is a legend while Junior asks who else would he want to do that to him. Joseph says he would definitely let him for free Yeezys for life. Junior says "Uh-huh", but then says he was married to Kim Kardashian at one point, which Joseph says "Right?" as Junior says "And now he's sucking you off?", which Joseph says it's the best of the best worlds as Junior then gets shocked and says "Look at the news" as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting that famous rapper and wanted murder MC Bloodstain is currently on a high-speed chase/shoot out with the police, and he has set an orphanage on fire. Goodman says they have exclusive video from his Instagram live as they show the video, which shows MC Bloodstain, saying "Yeah, y'all thought y'all was going to catch me?" as he says "It's MC Bloodstain, stupid" and he killed that girl. MC Bloodstain then laughs, and says "Huh? We catching more bodies all summer n***a" as he then raps about killing "that bitch", shooting someone in their wiener, and burning the orphanage as he then pulls out a gun and raps about shooting the interstate and people as he then repeatedly asks "Who going to die tonight with me?". After the news, Joseph says he's so cool as he says he wants to be like him when he grows up while Junior asks what he thinks is going to happen when they finally catch him, which Joseph says he's definitely getting the electric chair or firing squad as he then says he'll probably go out in the "blaze of glory" like Chris Dorner. Penelope then comes in, asking what they are doing. Junior says he's listening to MC Bloodstain's new song, which excited Penelope as she says he's such a good rapper. Joseph agrees, saying he's the best of their generation, which Junior also agrees, saying "Yeah, generation talent, like literally bar for bar, no rapper's better" as Jeffy then comes in, asking what they are doing. Penelope tells Jeffy that they are listening to MC Bloodstain, which Jeffy calls him "trash", offending everyone as Joseph tells him to shut his mouth. Jeffy says "Huh?" as Junior tells Jeffy there's no way he thinks MC Bloodstain is trash. Jeffy says yeah and he's "garbage", but Junior says there's no way anyone's a better rapper then MC Bloodstain as he then asks who's better than MC Bloodstain. Jeffy says he is, but Junior says he not better because he hasn't released a song in over a year, which Jeffy says he has one in his back pocket that he has been saving for a rainy day, and it's on his secret YouTube channel called "JeffyLaysPipeAndPoopers4297" as he then asks if they want to see it. Junior asks if he has an unreleased music video that he never showed them, which Jeffy says yep as Junior then says "All right, let's see it". Jeffy says "All right, watch" as he then puts on his music video to watch it.
After watching Jeffy's music video, Junior and Penelope react in amazement as they say "Wow", which Jeffy says he "fuck", and he's talking about girl's buttholes, doing "this" as he moves his hand up and down very fast, saying "Fast as shit". Junior tells Jeffy that was the greatest rap song he's ever heard, but Joseph says it's still not better than MC Bloodstain, which Junior tells Joseph it was actually really good and Jeffy's really good at rapping as he then tells Jeffy that he should make an entire album like that. Lil' T then comes in, asking who did they say is better than him at rapping, which Junior tells Lil' T that Jeffy released a new rap song and it's so good, but Lil' T doesn't think so as he says Jeffy's no way better than him as he says he just dropped a new music video on YouTube as well. Junior says he wants to see it while Jeffy asks what's his YouTube channel, saying he'll look it up for him, which Lil' T tells him to look up "Cheeses by Lil' T", which Jeffy says alright as he then pulls the music video up to watch, which the song features Lil' T, Ray Cheesy, and a stripper. After watching Lil' T's music video, Junior and Penelope react in amazement as they say "Wow", which Junior says it was amazing, and he made an entire song about cheese. Lil' T says yeah and asks if it was "sick as hell", which Junior says it was while Jeffy asks whose song is better. Lil' T says obviously his, but Jeffy says wrong, which Joseph says it's obviously MC Bloodstain, but Jeffy says false as Penelope says she doesn't know and she liked Lil' T's, which Jeffy says false, causing Penelope to tell Jeffy that he can't tell her that her opinion's wrong, only for Jeffy to say false. Junior asks how do they figure out which song out of the three is best as Junior then thinks and says he's going to email all three songs to a record company and see which one they would pick up as he then leaves. Later, Junior comes back, saying he emailed a really bug record producer to find out who has the best song, which Lil' T says it's going to be his, which Jeffy says false as Tyrone then comes in, asking who's the one who made that "hard ass song" that he found on YouTube as he says he swears it was better than any Tupac song he's ever heard. Junior asks what were the lyrics, which Tyrone says he thinks it was something about getting "the chromosome" back. Jeffy raises his hand and says "Oh, right here". Tyrone turns around and gets shocked as he asks if he's the genius that made the song, which Jeffy says yep as he then says "Ding ding ding, we have a winner" while Junior asks if he likes Jeffy's song more than anyone else's. Tyrone says it was sick, but he likes MC Bloodstain's song the most as it touched his heart, but he's going to jail for life or might die as he then says Jeffy's the next best option. Lil' T asks about his song about cheese, which Tyrone yells at him, saying he’s lactose intolerant as he then asks Jeffy where's his parents as he wants to give him a world tour. Jeffy asks where's that, which Tyrone says "The world, dumbass". Jeffy says they're downstairs as he tells Tyrone to follow him, which Tyrone does so as they then leave.
The video then cuts to Rose, saying their Donut looks so yummy, which Marvin tells Rose to let him eat the whole thing up as Jeffy then comes in, asking why they feed him green beans for dinner when they get a donut that's bigger than both of their bodies. Rose claims it's not what it looks like, which Jeffy asks her to tell him what he's looking at. Marvin says he thinks the sprinkles are vegan as Tyrone comes in, saying "Hey there Mrs. and Mr. Jeffy, how y'all doing?", which Marvin says "Oh my god" to himself as he asks Tyrone what does he want. Tyrone says he came to tell him about how talented his son is and how he wants to take him on the world tour. Marvin asks "A world tour of what?", which Tyrone says "Of the world, dumbass, you know what the world is?", but Marvin says he knows what the world is and asks what would he want to take on a world tour for and what would he be doing, which Tyrone says Jeffy's talented "as hell" and he can rap. Marvin says "Oh my god, we're not doing this rapping shit again" as he tells Jeffy he's not going to be a rapper, but Jeffy says he has street credit, he sucked wiener for bus fare and walked, which Tyrone agrees and says he's the "new Kanye". Marvin tells Jeffy he has to have an actual future, not rapping, which Jeffy says he curb stomps people and eats ham. Tyrone says he thinks he means he goes ham as Jeffy then says he'll do whatever he wants him to do to the ham as he says "Bring that Green Eggs and Ham". Tyrone says that's the energy he needs, and that's what he's talking about as he tells Marvin they're only going to keep him for 8 months. This shocks Marvin and Rose as Marvin says "8 months?", which Tyrone was about to say something, but Marvin interrupts, asking what they're going to go for 8 months, which Tyrone says they're going all over the world as he lists Bangkok, Thailand, Thailand again, and India, which Tyrone says they gotta stop there and get some of that "sloppy food" as he then says Jeffy's going to catch every STD known to man, and he's going to live that real life rockstar. Jeffy then tells Marvin to not take the chance from him as Tyrone says all the hotel rooms smell like nothing but marijuana and "stinky ass", which Jeffy gets excited about that part as he asks Marvin why does he not want to live that life with him, which Marvin tells Jeffy he's not going to allow him to do it and he says no, but Jeffy says he's 20 and he can do whatever he wants, so he's going. Marvin asks Tyrone how will they be traveling the world, which Tyrone says with the tour bus, but Marvin asks how will he get to Thailand and Bangkok with a tour bus, which Tyrone says with a really fast tour bus that drives over water. Marvin says it doesn't drive on water, but Tyrone says he's pretty sure it does as it's fast "as hell". Marvin then asks to let him see the tour bus that can drive on water, which Tyrone says "Hey, come one" as Marvin, Rose, Jeffy, and Tyrone then leave. Outside, Tyrone says "See, your bus is right here, and your face all over that motherfucker" as he points to Jeffy's face that is on the tour bus. Marvin says it's not going to make it to Thailand and it's going to sink if he drives it in the water, but Tyrone says it will make it as he asks if he hasn't heard of the Magic School Bus. Marvin says it's not a Magic School Bus while Jeffy asks if there are any girls on the bus, which Tyrone says there are, as well as cocaine. Jeffy says "Of course" as he then thanks Marvin for letting him live out his dreams of being a hood rat. Marvin says he does not want him to do it, and he wants him to come home and go to college, but Jeffy again says no saying he's going to be a hood rat. Marvin scoffs while Rose tells Jeffy to have fun, which Jeffy thanks Rose as he then kisses her on the cheek and tells Marvin if he needs him, he'll be in the tour bus, with his nose buried in girl's buttholes as he then leaves. Marvin says "God damn it" to himself as Tyrone then says "Yeah, let's get the STDs" and leaves. Marvin says "Oh my god" as he then leaves and the video then shows a black screen with text, saying "To be continued...".
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Lil' T
- Junior
- Joseph
- Penelope
- Tyrone
- Marvin
- Rose
- Mr. Goodman
- Ray Cheesy
- MC Bloodstain
- Hooker
- Mr. Winkle (Mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 9 years after "The 1UP!".
- This is Ray Cheesy's first appearance since "Toad's Stupid Idea", which is 11 years and 8 months prior.
- This is also his first appearance in 2025, the 2020s, and the Human Puppet era.
- This also makes him a rare character to make a comeback after a more than decade long absence, the only other being Dark Matter in My Shorts. Furthermore, DMiMS could have been a generic Jawa and not intentionally put in the animation he was in, which would give Ray Cheesy the longest appearance gap in SML history.
- This is the first rapper video since "Everything The Rapper!".
- This is the first Jeffy The Rapper video to feature the Human Puppets.
- It is also the first Jeffy The Rapper video to feature Rose.
- This is Lil' T's first appearance outside of a "Playtime" video since "Chef Pee Pee's Girlfriend!".
- This is Lil' T's first song since "Pop-Tarts" from "Junior's Big Mistake!".
- This is the first episode in the Human Puppet era to have a "To be continued" screen.
Errors[]
- At 4:03, the on-screen lyrics says "ieffy" instead of "Jeffy".
- Lil' T is wearing a shirt on the thumbnail, but for some reason, not in the video itself.
Poll[]
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