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"Jeffy Solves World Hunger!" is the 1,147th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy wants to feed the world!
Plot[]
The video starts at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Jackie Chu is teaching the class about earth's population and global food amounts. Jackie Chu asks the class if they know that by the year 2050, the earth will run out of food because of the population being over 10 billion people as he explains that the current crops cannot sustain that type of growth because it's expected to grow 70 to 100% as he says he's basically saying they're all going to starve to death by the time they are in their 30s unless Thanos snaps his fingers. Junior gets shocked and asks if they're going to starve, but Joseph says he has a solution, being that they should eat bugs because there's like a billion bugs to one human, they're full of protein, they taste delicious, and all they got to do is put ketchup on it and it'll taste like chicken. Cody tells Joseph to calm down as he calls him Timon and asks where's Pumba as he then laughs and says "Am I right", but Joseph tells Cody to stop hating and they're delicious as Junior says he has a solution, which is to eat McDonald's because he claims they'll never run out of food as they have a sign that says a billion served, which Cody tells Junior that eventually they'll run out of burgers, but Junior doubts it and asks how would they do that. Cody says they'll run out of cows, causing Junior to think as he asks how they haven't run out of cows, and how they are producing enough cows to keep making burgers as he asks how do they keep finding two cows that keep falling in love in each other, have babies, and then murder them. Cody says they don't have to fall in love, so Junior asks if they are sinners, but Cody says they're just cows. Junior says that McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendys have their own cows as he then asks if everyone has their own cows, but Cody says not every restaurant have their own cows. Junior says they do as he says Wendy's and McDonald's taste different, but Cody that it's how they're cooked, and it has nothing to do with the cow, which Junior asks Cody to explain how does Wendy's have square burgers as Junior and Cody talk about it, which goes on for some time until Junior says "Okay, next thing you're going to tell me that chocolate milk doesn't come from a brown cow", which Cody says it doesn't, only for Joseph to call it "whitewash" while Junior says pink cows make strawberry milk as he then calls Cody a "dumbass". Jackie Chu tells the class that it sounds scary that they're going to starve to death by 2050 but asks the class if they know that there are currently countries that are starving right now as he lists North Korea, Haiti, and Kenya. Jeffy says "Wait, there's people starving around the world" as he asks why don't they eat their own boogers, which Bully says only babies eat their own boogers. Jeffy tells Bully that he eats his boogers and he's not a baby, but Bully says he's wearing a diaper, only for Jeffy to make a joke about his mom as Jackie Chu tells the class that they better make him the president as he has a solution, which he says there are 600 million cats and 900 million dogs as he says that's 1.5 billion "yum yum chickens". Jackie Chu says if they give the cats some catnip and tell Michael Vick to calm down, then the cats and dogs will "hump like rabbits" and then they'll have cat, dog, cow, chicken, birds, giraffe, horse, and bat, which he says they know why his people love the bat. Joseph says he's always wanted to try fried Wuhan bat on a stick because they said they'll make it extra crispy, it's to die for and it'll take their breath away. Jackie Chu then tells the class that their homework for tonight is to write a paper about how they can solve world hunger and reminds them not to neuter their cats and dogs as he then leaves. Jeffy says he's going to go home and solve world hunger, but Bully asks how he's going to do that as he sarcastically says "Tell your mom to stop eating?", which Jeffy says his mom is not fat. Bully says he just assumed that he looked like a kid with a fat mom. Jeffy then leaves, saying No. At the Red Couch, Jeffy yells for Marvin's attention, which Marvin asks what. Jeffy says he wants to solve world hunger, which Rose says that's nice while Marvin asks how's he going to do that, which Jeffy says there are hungry people in the world, and he was thinking that they could mail them some of the food they have, but Marvin says they can barely afford food for themselves and they don't have any extra food. Jeffy asks if he's telling him that if he goes down and looks in the pantry, he's going to eat all the food, which Marvin says eventually, only for Jeffy to say "All right, bet" as he then leaves. Later, Jeffy comes back, telling Marvin to check out what he's got as he shows Marvin a bottle of Tabasco red sauce as he asks if he's going to eat it, which Marvin says at some point, so Jeffy sits it down and tells Marvin to drink it. Marvin says he's not ready to drink it as Jeffy then pulls out a box of Jello Banana Cream and asks if he's eating it, which Marvin says at some point as Jeffy puts it down and tells Marvin to eat it, but Marvin says he's not ready to eat it. Jeffy then brings in a bag of rice, saying "And then whatever the hell this is". Marvin says it's rice as Jeffy then asks what can he have, which Marvin says the rice because no one's going to eat it.
Jeffy says "Okay, then let me get my envelope" as he then brings in an envelope. Marvin asks if he's going to shove rice in an envelope, which Jeffy says yes as he then pours the whole bag of rice into the envelope. After Jeffy finishes pouring the bag of rice into the envelope, he tosses the bag away and says he's going to send it to the president. Marvin asks why's he going to send rice to the president, which Jeffy says it's so he can send it to the people who are hungry in the countries that are hungry, which Marvin says ok, but asks why's he sending it to the president. Jeffy says it's because he knows who's hungry as he says he's the "Santa Claus of hunger", which Marvin tells Jeffy to lick the envelope to close it, so Jeffy then licks it after saying ok, which he does it for some time until Marvin hits him and tells him to stop it and go mail it, which Jeffy says ok as he then takes the envelope, goes to the mailbox, opens and tosses the envelope in it, closes the mailbox, and then goes back inside, where he tells Marvin that he just fed some hungry bellies. Marvin asks if he really thinks that it's going to feed people, which Jeffy says yeah, and it would have fed a lot more people if he let him send the bottle of Tabasco red sauce and the box of Jello Banana Cream, but Marvin tells Jeffy to shut up as the video cuts to The Pentagon, where Brooklyn T. Guy tells Chief that they intercepted the envelope for the president. Chief asks what's in it, which Brooklyn Guy says it appears to be rice, but Chief hears it as ryzen as he says "Ryzen!? That's so scary". Brooklyn Guy says it's rice as in the food, but Chief says it sounds like ryzen, and maybe they thought it was ryzen when they sent it, which Brooklyn Guy says it may be true as Chief says he thinks it means they should shoot them. Brooklyn Guy asks what about due process, but Chief tells him that he does what he tells him to do and what he tells him to do is shoot them because if they want to kill the president, then they hate America, which he says he hates them because he loves America and he's American. Brooklyn Guy tells Chief he understands, and he'll go shoot them as he then leaves. Back at the Red Couch, Jeffy asks Marvin what animal he thinks has the smallest "poop hole", which he says he's thinking maybe a fruit fly, or an ant, but Marvin says he doesn't think of that as the doorbell then rings, which Marvin leaves, saying "Who's at the door". At the front door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Brooklyn Guy, who pointed his gun at him, scaring Marvin as he says "What the fuck". Brooklyn Guy says he's sorry and he thought he was someone else. Marvin gets confused and says "What?", which Brooklyn Guy says he's here for Jeffy. Marvin asks who is he, which Brooklyn Guy says he's with the military, making Marvin happy as he asks if he's going to recruit Jeffy as he then talks about it for a little while, but Brooklyn Guy says no, he's here to shoot Jeffy. Marvin asks why, which Brooklyn Guy says it's because he sent rice to the president, and they assumed he meant to send ryzen, so obviously if he wants to kill the president, they got to shoot him, but Marvin says no, his son's an "idiot". Brooklyn Guy says obviously if he's trying to poison the president, but Marvin says he's not trying to poison the president as he then explains what happened, which Brooklyn Guy doesn't believe it, saying it sounds like bullshit someone who didn't want to get shot would say, which Marvin says no, that's the truth as he says he was going to send Jello and Tabasco red sauce, but he said he was going to eat those, so he didn't send them. Brooklyn Guy says if he let him send them, he would believe him because they don't sound like poisons, but he sent rice, so he's now got to shoot him, which Marvin asks if they can work it out, but Brooklyn Guy says no, he's got to shoot him as that's what "the big man" said. Marvin asks if God told him to shoot him, but Brooklyn Guy says his boss did and he doesn't think God tells people to shoot people. Marvin asks if he's got to shoot Jeffy, which Brooklyn Guy says yes as Marvin then says he's ok with it, which Brooklyn Guy was about to enter, but Marvin stops him and asks if he could bring Jeffy down and shoot him outside because he doesn't want the mess. Brooklyn Guy says sure, and he doesn't care as long as he shoots him. Marvin then leaves, telling Brooklyn Guy that he'll bring Jeffy outside and he'll shoot him, which he tells Brooklyn Guy to stay outside and closes the door on him because of bugs. Back at the Red Couch, Marvin yells at Jeffy, calling him a "Fucking idiot", which Jeffy asks "What". Marvin explains that he sent rice to the president, and they thought he sent ryzen to the president, which is a poison, and they thought he was trying to kill the president, so now they want to shoot him, only for Jeffy to say "Baboo, Bap Bap, Baboo", making Marvin cry as he hits Jeffy, telling him to turn on his brain, but Jeffy says his brain doesn't work, only for Marvin to cry some more, telling Jeffy not to do "this".
Rose tells Marvin not to get upset with Jeffy, but Marvin says she doesn't understand as the government's outside, wanting to shoot Jeffy. Rose gets shocked as she asks what they are going to do, which Marvin says he doesn't know, they want him to bring Jeffy down and shoot him as he says if he can find something that looks like Jeffy, he can take that down but asks what looks like Jeffy. Jeffy loudly says he looks like Jeffy, only for Marvin to cry once again, but Rose says she has an idea as she brings in a crocheted Jeffy, saying she made it and it looks like him, but Jeffy says it doesn't look like him because his eyes aren't "that" far apart and they're not crooked. Rose asks Marvin if it would work, which Marvin says they're going to shoot it, but Rose says she worked really hard on it and asks if he thinks it's going to get destroyed, but Marvin says no, it's going to take a few bullets as he takes the crocheted Jeffy and brings it to Brooklyn Guy, saying here's Jeffy, only for Brooklyn Guy to shoot a bullet, scaring Marvin as he says "What the fuck", which Brooklyn Guy says he's sorry, and he saw the yellow shirt and got excited, but Marvin asks if he can wait for him to put Jeffy down before he shoots him. Brooklyn Guy says yeah, but asks what's wrong with Jeffy, which he says "I didn't already shoot him did I?", which Marvin says he's sleeping because he gave him Nyquil because he didn't want him to suffer. Brooklyn Guy asks how he's going to know he's dead, which Marvin gets confused as he says "What?", which Brooklyn Guy explains that if he's awake and he shoots him, then he's going to scream, and then he'll die and he'll know he dead, but if he's asleep and he shoots him, then he's not going to make any noise and he won't know if he's dead or not. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy to shoot him in the head then, but Brooklyn Guy says he's wearing a helmet, so Marvin tells him to shoot him in the eye socket and mouth, shocking Brooklyn Guy as he says he should be killing people because it sounds like he's good at it, but Marvin says no, and if he wants to make sure he's dead, shoot him in the face 50 times because he doesn't care, but Brooklyn Guy says he was going to do it quick. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy to do it quick then as this goes on for a while until Brooklyn Guy says he seems really eager for him to kill Jeffy as he then gets shocked and asks if he sent the ryzen. Marvin says no, but Brooklyn Guy says he did, and he drugged Jeffy so he wouldn't tell him what happen, which Marvin drops the crocheted Jeffy and says that's not even the real Jeffy, it's a crochet puppet. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's crochet, which Marvin says it is as he says the real Jeffy's upstairs. Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that he did a really good job on it but then gets shocked and asks if he lied to him. which Marvin says he did as he goes on a long explanation, which ends with him saying the real Jeffy's upstairs, which Brooklyn Guy says he's going to come in and shooting whoever admits to sending the rice as he then comes in. Marvin says it's going to be Jeffy because he's the one who sent it as the video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, asking who sent the rice as he sees it all over the couch. Jeffy slowly raises his hand, which Brooklyn Guy points his gun and says "A-ha!", but Jeffy scratches his helmet, saying his helmet was itchy, causing Brooklyn Guy to ask who sent the rice. Marvin comes in, saying he knows it was Jeffy as he was here for him, which Brooklyn Guy points his gun at Jeffy again, saying "Oh really?", but Jeffy says it was in Marvin's pantry, so Brooklyn Guy points his gun to Marvin, saying "Oh really?", but Marvin says Rose bought the rice at the grocery store, causing Brooklyn Guy to point his gun at Rose, saying "Oh really?", but Rose says she wasn't going to mail it to the president, Jeffy was as this continues on for some time until Brooklyn Guy points the gun to himself and Marvin says they can't keep going back and forth like "this" and he has to figure out a way to find out who did it. Brooklyn Guy says he's right and he has an idea as he then does eeny, meeny, miny, moe, resulting in him shooting and killing himself. Marvin points out that he said "not not" twice and it meant he wanted to die as Jeffy says "Huh".
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Junior
- Cody
- Joseph
- Bully
- Jackie Chu
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chief
- Donald Trump (indirectly mentioned)
- Michael Vick (mentioned)
- Nancy (mentioned)
- God (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- Running Gag: Brooklyn Guy continuously saying "Oh really?" whenever each one is blamed for sending the rice to the president.
- This video was uploaded 5 years after "Bowser Junior the Babysitter!".
- This is Bully's first appearance since "Jeffy's Pinch Problem!".
- This is Jackie Chu's first appearance since "Junior's Spring Break Problem!".
- This is Chief's first appearance since "Santa The Easter Bunny!".
- This is the second time Brooklyn Guy shot himself in the head, with the first being in "Bowser Junior's Bodyguard!".
- The doorbell sound is different in this episode.
Errors[]
- The title of this video is misleading since Jeffy never even solved world hunger.
- When Jeffy yelled "DADDY!", the audio quality slightly changed.
- When Brooklyn Guy is at the door, Marvin says "who are you?" despite knowing full well who he is.
Poll[]
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