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"Jeffy Plays Pickleball!" is the 1,132nd episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

Jeffy teams up with Goodman!

Plot[]

The video starts with Jeffy, asking Marvin how long is too long to eat an Onion Ring that he found under the refrigerator. Marvin gets confused as he says "What?", which Jeffy asks if 3 and 1/2 months is too long. Marvin says it is too long and he's not eating an Onion Ring that he found underneath the refrigerator as it has green mold on it. Jeffy then explains that 3 and 1/2 months ago, he put the Onion Ring under the refrigerator because he wanted to grow an Onion, but it didn't, so now he wants to eat it. Marvin tells Jeffy he's not going to eat it because it's gross, which Jeffy tries being a smart-a** by asking if he's saying "Not gonna eat it" or "Not supposed to eat it", but Marvin says both as he takes away the Onion Ring, saying he's not going to eat it as the doorbell then rings, which Marvin leaves to go get the door while holding the Onion Ring. At the front door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Mr. Goodman, who points at the Onion Ring Marvin's holding and asks if it's an Onion Ring. Marvin says it is, causing Goodman to ask if he can have it, which Marvin says 3 and 1/2 months, but Goodman asks if it's his newborn baby and questions how does he know it's age and why he's carrying it around. Marvin says he found it under the fridge, and it's been there for 3 and 1/2 months. Goodman asks why he's still holding it and why didn't he throw it away, which Marvin says he doesn't know as Goodman takes his Onion Ring, saying "Give me that goddamn Onion Ring" as he then takes a big bite, spits it out, and says it "tastes like shit", which Marvin says that it's because it's 3 and 1/2 months old. Goodman asks why didn't he tell him, but Marvin says he did, which Goodman says he thought he was lying. Marvin gets confused as Goodman tells him to let him in because of the bugs and stuff outside and he has to talk to him about something, which Marvin lets him in as he and Goodman go inside. At the Red Couch, Marvin asks Goodman what he wanted to talk to him about, which Goodman says "I got two words for you Marvin, possibly one, Pickleball". Marvin asks what's Pickleball, which Goodman says it's a new sport that he started playing because he's rich and bored, which he says it's like "Tennis but not". Marvin says he's never heard of it as he asks how do you play it, which Goodman says he'll show him as he yells out for Chives to bring the Pickleball stuff in as he then tells Marvin he's on his way. Marvin asks if he's sure he can hear him all the way from his car, which Goodman says he can as he got his hearing aids turned all the way up to the point where it's making the humming sound and can hear an Astronaut "rub one out" on the International Space Station. Chives then comes in, with a Pickleball paddle, telling Goodman he brought his Pickleball paddle. Goodman sarcastically asks Chives if he think he did a good job, which Chives says "Mhm" as Goodman tells Chives to come over to him. Chives comes over to Goodman, only for Goodman to yell at him, demanding where's the ball, which Chives says he's so sorry and he'll get it as he then leaves while Goodman takes the Pickleball paddle, saying he hates him as he then explains to Marvin that it's the paddle, and he would show him the ball, but "someone" doesn't like to do their job as he then says "So whenever he decides to, you'll see the ball". Chives comes back in, holding a Pickleball ball, saying he's got the ball. Goodman sarcastically thanks Chives as he chucks it over the Red Couch, telling him to get it, which Chives goes to get it while Goodman tells Marvin he sometimes likes to play fetch with Chives to get his heartrate up, so he doesn't die on him. Chives comes back with the ball, saying he's got the ball as he sits it down on the Red Couch. Goodman grabs the ball and Thanks Chives as Chives begs him not to throw it again. Goodman whistles and says "You see it boy?" as he fake-throws it, saying "Go f***ing get it", which Chives groans as he goes to get it while Goodman says he didn't even throw it, but he'll be looking for it for a while as he then shows Marvin then Pickleball paddle and ball. Marvin asks why's he telling him about the stuff, which Goodman says it's because there's a tournament for Pickleball, which the winner gets $10 million, and he wants him to be his partner. Marvin questions this as he says he's never heard about the sport and never played it, which Goodman says it's like "Tennis but not", but Marvin says he doesn't know how to play Tennis either. Goodman tells Marvin he can look it up, he can learn, and he can practice as he tells him to be ready for the tournament, which he says is tomorrow, but Marvin says he can't be good by tomorrow as he tells him to find someone else, but Goodman says no because it's $10 million and with $10 million, he can do anything. Marvin says he'll try and tells Goodman not to get mad at him if they lose as Chives comes in, with another Pickleball ball, saying he found it. Goodman gets shocked as he asks Chives if he took it out of his car, which Chives says no as Goodman asks Marvin "Do you have a pickle ball in your house?", but Marvin says no, and he never owned one in his life, shocking Goodman even more as he asks Chives if he took the ball from his car after he couldn't find the ball that he didn't throw. Chives says no as Goodman tells him to go check the car as he says there were four Pickleball balls. Chives says he thinks there were three, but Goodman says no, there were definitely four as he then leaves while Marvin tells Goodman he can't get good at it as he then groans and asks himself what he's going to do.

The video then cuts to later, where Marvin is watching a video. Rose comes in and asks what's he doing as he didn't come to bed last night. Marvin says he's been watching 12 hours of Pickleball tutorials, which Rose asks what's Pickleball, only for Marvin to say he doesn't know. Rose asks why he's doing it, which Marvin tells Rose that Goodman wants him to play in the tournament and he really had to learn how to play it by today as Brooklyn T. Guy comes in, asking Marvin if he can use his kitchen to make breakfast, using his stuff, and if he can go to the store if he's out of something. Marvin says sure and he doesn't care as Brooklyn Guy notices the Pickleball paddle and ball, which Brooklyn Guy gets excited as he asks Marvin what he know about "Pickling some balls". Marvin says he has no idea about the game, and he has to learn it by today because he has to play in a tournament, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin not to watch a tutorial as he says he can teach him how to play as he's a master. Marvin gets interesting as he asks if he is, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as he was about to say something, but Jeffy comes in and interrupts, saying he has a question. Marvin asks what is it, which Brooklyn Guy gets upset as he says "F*** me, I guess it's not like I was in the middle of a sentence, go ahead and ask your question", which Jeffy goes ahead, asking if he can wipe his butt with paper towels and flush them down because he did that and now the toilet won't work. Brooklyn Guy says it wasn't an important question while Marvin yells at Jeffy, saying he can't do that as he was about to say something before then saying he's so stressed out as he's tired, and he has to learn Pickleball as he asks Brooklyn Guy to teach Jeffy how to play Pickleball and have him take his spot, which Brooklyn Guy says he would love to as he and Jeffy then leave while Marvin says he'll drink a coffee and watch as he then leaves. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, explaining to Jeffy that Pickleball is like Tennis, but it's a lot smaller and he can only score if he's serving, which he warns that he's pretty good at Pickleball as he then serves, saying "So let's see how good you are". Jeffy ends up hitting the ball over Brooklyn Guy, which Brooklyn Guy says he would think he'll get a point for that, but he doesn't as he says he can only score because he's serving, which Brooklyn Guy says it does sound like something he made up, but it's not and it's the actual rules. Marvin asks if Jeffy serves, which Brooklyn Guy says yes as Marvin tells Jeffy it's his serve, which Brooklyn Guy taunts Jeffy, but then apologizes and says he gets really competitive about Pickleball as he taunts Jeffy again, which he says "See, there I go again" as he then tells Jeffy to go head and serve. Jeffy then serves the ball, which Brooklyn Guy tries to hit it back over, but ends up hitting it offside, pissing Brooklyn Guy off as he taunts and tries to attack Jeffy. Marvin holds Brooklyn Guy back, telling him to back up, which Brooklyn Guy apologizes and says it's that he's so good at Pickleball as he's never seen anybody "that" good at Pickleball as he says Jeffy should go pro. Marvin asks "Wait really?", which Brooklyn Guy says yes and he should be in tournaments with the pros. Marvin asks if he was "that" good, which Brooklyn Guy says he's the best Pickleball player he's ever seen, but Marvin says he serve once, which Brooklyn Guy says he's never seen someone serve "that" good, which is the only explanation because he's great. Marvin says "Oh like you're the best?", which Brooklyn Guy says he's the best at Pickleball, other than Jeffy now as Marvin tells Jeffy "Let's go" as they all then go inside. Back at the Red Couch, Marvin says he feels really good knowing he doesn't have to play Pickleball as Rose asks Marvin if Jeffy learned how to play Pickleball, which Brooklyn Guy says he didn't need to learn as he says it's like he already knows how to play Pickleball, he's a natural, and he's the best Pickleball player he's ever seen. Rose gets excited as Rose was about to say something, but gets interrupted by Goodman, who asks Marvin if he's ready to play Pickleball, which Marvin tells Goodman he decided he doesn't actually have to play, which Goodman says "The f*** you don't" as he gave him a 12-hour notice and he has to play, but Marvin says he's just saying he's not "that" good because he never played, but Jeffy's a master at Pickleball and he would be a better partner because he would actually win, and he has Brooklyn Guy to vouch for him. Brooklyn Guy says he's the GOAT of Pickleball. Goodman asks "Really?", which Brooklyn Guy says yeah and he's the greatest Pickleball player he's ever seen as Goodman says he's going to bet his entire fortune on the Pickleball Tournament and tells them they better be right about it. Marvin says don't do it while Brooklyn Guy says he'd do that because he's got nothing to worry about as Marvin then stutters while Brooklyn Guy says it's a sure bet. Goodman tells Marvin to shut up and hit's him with his paddle as he then says, "Let's go guys", which Marvin and Jeffy leave while Brooklyn Guy says, "I'll stay here".

At the Pickleball Tournament, Steve Staleburger welcomes everyone to the Pickleball Tournament. Marvin says he has two people signed up to play, which Steve says the winner gets $10 million. Marvin says they know as Steve asks if they already paid the $100,000 entrance fee, which Goodman says he paid it online. Steve pulls out his phone and check, which he confirms he did and says he even agreed to their non-refundable policy, which Goodman says is fine because he knows they're going to win, but Steve says only one of them can play. This shocks Goodman as he says it's 2v2, which Steve says it is, but they only have one other contestant playing, being LeBron James. Marvin asks if LeBron plays Pickleball, which Steve says yep and he's the best as Marvin then asks where's the net, which Steve looks over and says "It's right there!", but Marvin says that's a Basketball net. Steve says "What's the matter son, you never play Pickleball" as he calls over LeBron, which LeBron comes over, holding a jar of Pickles, saying "Sprite Cranberry?". Steve tells LeBron to teach Marvin how to play Pickleball, which LeBron laughs and asks Marvin "You want to play Pickleball?". Marvin noticed the jar of Pickles, which he asks if it's a jar of Pickles, which LeBron nods and giggles as Steve tells LeBron to dunk it. LeBron does so as he runs and dunks the jar of Pickles as Steve says "That's how you play Pickleball". Goodman says it's not pickleball, which Steve says it is and it's like basketball but with a jar of pickles, and no dribbling. Goodman gets upset as he says he's not going to play LeBron in Pickleball, but Steve says he already signed up and it's non-refundable. Goodman tells Marvin it's all his fault, which Marvin says "My fault!?" as he says he's the one who came up with the idea, but Goodman says he didn't read the fine print, which Marvin says it's because he didn't sign up for it and he should have read it and found out it was not actual Pickleball as Goodman says he's not playing, so Jeffy can play, which Jeffy says it's ok as he's got it. Marvin scoffs and says Jeffy will play LeBron in Pickleball as Steve then says "Okay, it's time for tipoff". Steve tells Jeffy and LeBron that first one to three draws in the net wins as he then starts the tipoff, tossing the jar of Pickles in the air. LeBron gets possession first, which Jeffy tries to guard LeBron but fails as LeBron makes the shot in the hoop. Steve says one draw for LeBron, which Goodman tells Marvin he said Jeffy was good, but Marvin says in actual Pickleball, not whatever it is as Jeffy then gets possession, which LeBron tries guarding Jeffy as Jeffy then tries to make a shot, but misses the hoop, which LeBron taunts Jeffy while Steve calls it a "Rimjob". Goodman tells Marvin he's ruining his bank account, and he'll give him a "Rimjob" if he loses the game as Jeffy is seen, trying to guard LeBron, but fails as LeBron makes the shot to the hoop. Steve says it's the second draw for LeBron, making it 2-0, but Marvin says the jar shattered when it hit the rim, which Steve says it doesn't matter as all the Pickles went through the net, meaning it counts. Goodman tells Marvin if Jeffy loses the game, he's going to eat his wiener like a Pickle as Jeffy gets possession of the jar of Pickles. LeBron tries to guard Jeffy as he taunts Jeffy, which Jeffy says he'll shoot a three, but LeBron says it's a "no three-pointer street" and he has to shoot from where he's at, which is a two-pointer. Jeffy says he'll do that as LeBron tries to block the shot, but fails as Jeffy makes the shot in, which Jeffy says "F*** yeah" while LeBron says "No way" and calls it a lucky shot as LeBron then gets possession, saying he's about to end "this shit". Jeffy tries reaching for the jar of Pickles, but LeBron calls it a foul and asks where's the call as he then says it's a free-throw. Jeffy says "That's bullshit" as Steve then calls a reach-in foul and says LeBron gets a free-throw, and it could end it, which LeBron thanks Steve as he tells Jeffy to step back as he then tries to dribble the jar of Pickles, but ends up breaking it, upsetting LeBron as he says he thought it was a Basketball as he's used to Basketballs and was doing a warm-up dribble as he asks for another try. Steve tells LeBron that they're out of the small jars, so he's going to have to use a big jar, which LeBron says it's ok and he prefers it that way as he then tells Jeffy his Pickleball career is over as he makes the free-throw, which he ends up making it. LeBron gloats about winning as Steve says LeBron wins, which LeBron gloats about getting $10 million as Goodman takes Marvin, saying he's coming with him. Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin how did the Pickleball Tournament go as Goodman then sits down a Sandwich, takes the top piece of Bread off, and points to the cheese that's on the sandwich, telling Marvin to put his "Pickle" on it. Marvin asks if he really bet his entire fortune, which Goodman says no because he's not "stupid" and he only bet $10 million as he tells Marvin "Put your Pickle right there". Marvin sighs as he puts his "Pickle" the sandwich, which the camera pans to Rose, who asks Marvin what's he doing. The camera then pans back to Goodman, who says it's a "baby dill" and a "soggy little f***er" as he then chomps down on Marvin's "Pickle".

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  • In the thumbnail Brooklyn Guy has legs despite that he did not have any legs.

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