Jeffy Goes To A Diddy Party! is the 1,049th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy and his friends want to go to a Diddy party!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior, asking his friends what they want to do today, which Joseph and Cody both say that they don't know as Joseph says that he's brother. Junior then asks them if they have seen that Kendrick Lamar is the halftime show for next year's Super Bowl, which Joseph doesn't like it as he says that it's going to be in New Orleans, and it should have been Lil Wayne but Junior tells him that he has not made a song in a decade. Joseph then claims that everybody loves Lollipop, and they remember the lyrics. Cody then says that he loves the song, and sings it, only for Joseph to tell him "Dude, those aren't the lyrics and that's not the flow". Cody tells him that he doesn't know and the rapper he knows is Puff Daddy. Junior asks him "Puff Daddy?", which Cody tells him "Yeah, you know P. Diddy?, he's my favorite, I just hope he doesn't do anything illegal", but then gets shocked as a news report comes on about P. Diddy, who is now arrested and charged with multiple heinous crimes.
After the news report, Cody is pissed as he says "Oh come on Puff, first R. Kelly, and now Puffy!" as he asks why his hero's keep doing it as he explains that he used to sit back and watch The Cosby Show, with a Subway sandwich, while listening to R. Kelly and Puff Daddy, all of the same time, and now he can't do any of that because it's ruined because of them not keeping "it" in their pants, consensually with people of the right age. He then says the only thing keeping him going is his dream of meeting Rich Homie Quan as he explains that he's the "only rapper still alive that hasn't done anything wrong" as Junior and Joseph keep looking at each other. Junior then asks Joseph if they should tell him, but Joseph says "Hell no dude, he'll lose it". Cody then says he's going to Google "Rich Homie Quan meet and greets" as he says that he can't wait to meet him, but Junior stops him, telling him he shouldn't do that as he tells him that he was thinking of Christmas gift ideas for him, and he wants to get him a Rich Homie Quan meet and greet for Christmas, which excites Cody as he asks Junior "Really? You do that for me?", which Junior tells him yeah and tells him not to Google them. Cody then thanks Junior, and hopes that the accusations against P Diddy won't stick as he talks about the 1,000 bottles of baby oil, and then says "I mean it's not like he beat up his girlfriend in a hallway, at a hotel, and dragged her by her hair" as he says that there'd be footage of it. Joseph then says "Yep, that's the sprit dude", which Junior agrees as he says yeah but then mutters, which Cody asks him "What?", but Junior tells him nothing, and then tells them to sit down, and wait and see what the verdict is on P. Diddy.
At the courthouse, Judge Pooby says that they will be hearing the case of P. Diddy, who is being accused of throwing "freak offs" where he did unspeakable things to women, and men. He then says that when the police raided his mansion, they found over 1,000 bottles of baby oil as he holds out two of them. He then asks the bailiff to search P. Diddy as he thinks he might have more baby oil. Brooklyn Guy then searches P. Diddy, only to find a bottle of baby oil in his pants, which Judge Pooby says "Right, more baby oil, I thought so" as he then tells Brooklyn Guy to check all of P. Diddy to make sure there's no more, which Brooklyn Guy does so as he finds two more: one in his sleeve, and one in his back pocket. Judge Pooby then continues on as he says there's no reason that P. Diddy should have that much baby oil, so Judge Pooby says he finds him guilty, but P. Diddy stops him as he says he will like to make an offer, which he pulls out a brief case of $50 million in cash as he gives his offer, only for Judge Pooby to turn the offer down as he says it doesn't take back what he did, but P. Diddy gives him an another offer of having himself and Judge Pooby, in a closet, for 5 minutes as he says "And you, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it" as he then pulls out a bottle of baby oil, which Brooklyn Guy apologizes to Judge Pooby as he says he didn't search him enough. Judge Pooby then taps his gavel as he says guilty, and sentences P. Diddy to life in prison, but says he will give him 24 hours of freedom to get his affairs in order. P. Diddy then thinks about what he should do in those 24 hours, but then comes up with doing the hugest Diddy Party known to man as he calls it the "one last hurrah", and the biggest "freak off" that guys have ever seen, as he says he's talking about "prostitutes on prostitutes, and more prostitutes", and then says "don't forget the baby oil". He then says "Man ass, did I forget the man ass" as he then leaves the courthouse, which Judge Pooby says he doesn't suggest doing that, but then says "whatever, you're going to jail anyway". The news then comes on as Goodman reports that P Diddy has been sentenced to life in Prison, but he has been given 24 hours of freedom to get his affairs in order. He then says that they have a video message from P Diddy, as the report cuts to P Diddy, who says "They try to give me a lifetime in prison, but that don't mean a party ends cuz it never ends" as he then says that they are having a final "freak off", which he claims to be the "freak off the century". He then tells the audience to make sure that they are there. He then tells them to "invite your grandma, your mama, your uh-I want men, I want women, uh more men" as he tells them to "please invite more men". He then says he wants "sweaty bodies" as he says he got the baby oil, which he holds out a bottle as he says they are about to get "freaky tonight", and then says "Make sure you there, oiled up, and toyed up, all the toys there".
At the red couch, Cody yells out "Guys!", which Junior says "I know, life in prison, that's very harsh" but Cody tells him no and says that he means this is their last chance to go to a Diddy Party, which Joseph and Junior initially asks why they would go, but then says they can go for it. Junior then tells Cody that they aren't 18, meaning they can't go to a Diddy Party, which Cody agrees as he says "Yeah, you're right". Junior then says "If only there was someone we knew that was over 18 that could chaperon us" but then, Jeffy comes in, saying "Hey guys". Cody then tells Jeffy to sneak them into a Diddy Party but Jeffy asks him "What's a Diddy Party?", which Joseph answers, saying "A party with a big ass bed in the backyard", which Junior adds on, saying "With a lot of women", and then Cody adds on, saying "And men, don't forget". Jeffy then asks "So boobies?", which Junior says "Uh-huh", causing Jeffy to say that they are going, which excites them but Cody says they need to ask their parents for permission because they aren't 18 yet. Cody then goes to asks their Mom and Dad while Junior goes to ask his dad. Joseph then says he doesn't have to ask because he doesn't have any parents while Jeffy says he doesn't have to ask either, but then goes, saying he's still going to go piss his dad off.
Back at the red couch, Junior says his dad said no, while Cody comes in, saying his mom said no. Jeffy then comes in, saying "my daddy's coming with", which Marvin comes in as Cody says "Fuck yeah Marvin", which Marvin tells him that he doesn't want to eat a everything bagel, and hopes there's other food there. Junior then asks if there is any way they can go with them, which Marvin agrees to, saying "Hell yeah, I don't even know what happens at these parties". Cody then says "Come on" as everyone proceeds to leave to go to the Diddy Party.
At the Diddy Party, Junior tells Cody that the Diddy Party is crazy, which Cody tells Junior "Yeah, I told you guys". Junior then says that he hasn't seen Diddy yet but Cody tells him that he's probably just getting "oiled up" for the big finale, which Joseph then says "Yeah, freaky ass". Cody then spots p. Diddy as he says "Look, there he is", which Junior also spots as the camera pans to P. Diddy, who says "Attention everybody, welcome to the Diddy Party. Ain't no party like a Diddy Party" as he laughs and says "You know what you got to do, get filthy, get dirty, I want to see fluid everywhere" as the camera shows the bottles of baby oil sitting on the counter. P. Diddy then says "Let's get nasty" as he sings his rap song that he made for his Diddy Party. This doesn't last long as Brooklyn Guy turns the lights on and says "All right Mr. Diddy, party's over, you're under arrest for throwing a freak off when you're not supposed to be doing anything illegal", which shocks P. Diddy as he says "Oh man, I better go pipe man ass before I arrested" as he tries to run, but gets stopped by Brooklyn Guy, saying "Diddy, no diddling, Diddy no diddling, Diddy no diddling!", which P. Diddy then says "Aw man!" as he gets handcuffed by Brooklyn Guy, who uses his fuzzy handcuffs.
Back at the courthouse, Judge Pooby says "Well, welcome back, Mr. Diddy" as he says that his 24 hours of freedom are now up, and says he sees that he added new charges by throwing the biggest "freak off" ever, which he asks P. Diddy if it was worth it, which P. Diddy says "Fuck yeah". Brooklyn Guy then takes P. Diddy to his cell as he closes his cell door and tells him to get in there. P. Diddy asks where's his "sexy ass cellmate" but Brooklyn Guy tells him that the judge ordered him to not have cellmates for "obvious reasons", which this disappoints P. Diddy as he asks who he's going to use all of his baby oil on as he pulls out a bottle of baby oil, which shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks how he even got that as he says he stripped search him, but P. Diddy says "Yes you did, but you didn't check one place", as he moves back, saying "Take it, take it, take it, take it" but Brooklyn Guy tells him no, and he's good as he then leaves, saying that he can keep it as P. Diddy continues to say "take it, take it, take it", now facing the left wall of his cell.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Jeffy
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Braxton
- P. Diddy
- Judge Pooby
- Marvin
- Rose
- Mr. Goodman
- Tyrone
- Judy
- Crystal (cameo)
- Boukisha (cameo)
- Pengy (cameo)
- Bubbles (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded a year after "Junior's Cup!" and 9 years after "Bowser Junior's 7th Birthday!".
- This episode marks the return of the SML question since "Jeffy's Mail Order Bride!".
- This episode is based on the arrest of former rapper and record producer Sean "Diddy" Combs, and him also being caught with over a thousand bottles of baby oil inside his home.
- This episode was hinted at in the previous one, "Brooklyn Guy Gets Robbed!". With Brooklyn Guy hearing P. Diddy's song while on TikTok, and Tom Brady saying he was at a Diddy Party.
- This is Pengy and Boukisha's first appearances in 2024.
- This Boukisha's first appearance since "Brooklyn Guy The Assassin!".
- This is Pengy's first appearance since the remake of "Cody The Magician!".
- This along with the next video are the only videos of September 2024 to have an SML question.
Errors[]
- At 6:10, Logan left in a short fragment of him saying "go", and Joseph/Lovell scrambling.
- This was later edited out.
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