"Jeffy Goes Bowling!" is the 500th episode of SML Movies.
Jeffy does some bowling!
Mario is watching TV and Rosalina reminds him about their date night. Mario says that their date night is watching TV, pretending not to forget about it. It has a commercial for couples bowling tournament, so they decide to go, Mario only pretending to care about her. But Rosalina worries about who is going to babysit Jeffy. So she checks on him.
Meanwhile, Jeffy is playing pin the hammer on the donkey. Rosalina tells him not to do that, but he ends up hitting her, breaking her arm.
When she tells Mario that she broke her arm, Mario says that now they can't get the 5000 dollars. When Rosalina says that he only cares about the money, Mario pretends to care about her again. Mario proposes that he will go bowling with Jeffy, because they are a couple of "bros". Rosalina ironically tells them that they can leave her alone in pain. Mario ignores her and then goes bowling with Jeffy.
Mr. Goodman presents to the audience the First Couple's Bowling Tournament. He says that only 2 couples showed up. He then starts the tournament, and Mario and Jeffy go first.
Brooklyn T. Guy and Sharon are playing against Mario and Jeffy. Brooklyn T. Guy insults Mario, telling him that he has no chance, and threatens Mario that he will tell that Jeffy is Mario's son, but Mario tells him that he's dating Jeffy. Brooklyn T. Guy tells Mario that it is disgusting, and if they are dating Mario should kiss his son like Tom Brady does. Mario kisses Jeffy on the cheek, but Brooklyn T. Guy says that's not how Tom Brady would do it. Mario tells Brooklyn T. Guy to kiss his wife instead, but Brooklyn T. Guy refuses.
Mario grabs a bowling ball, while Brooklyn T. Guy keeps complaining that Mario is worthless and he sucks. Mario throws the ball, and accidentally his hat. He misses, and returns to sit down, but Brooklyn T. Guy says that he is an idiot and has another turn to bowl. Mario grabs a bowling ball, while Brooklyn T. Guy keeps insulting Mario and bets that Mario will get a gutter ball. Mario fails, and give Brooklyn T. Guy 5 dollars.
It's Jeffy's turn, however he did not remove his blindfold. Brooklyn T. Guy calls him stupid, and bets that he won't take off his blindfold. Jeffy doesn't know what bowling is, and Mario tries to explain, when suddenly Jeffy throws his bowling ball and gets a strike.
Brooklyn T. Guy gets annoyed, and lies to Mario that he always gets a perfect 300 game. He throws his bowling ball, and gets a strike. Brooklyn T. Guy is very proud of himself, and tells his wife not to suck at this, and tells her that he hired a guy with a broom to knock down the pins. Sharon objects, but Brooklyn T. Guy says to do it anyway. Sharon throws the ball slowly, and Brooklyn T. Guy comments how it will look very suspicious, and a person knocks down the pins with a broom. Mario sees that, and tells Brooklyn T. Guy that he will tell that he is cheating, but Brooklyn T. Guy says that he won't cheat.
Mario grabs a ball, and throws it. He hits some pins, and fails on his second turn. After that, Jeffy throws his ball, and gets another strike.
Brooklyn T. Guy is worried, and throws his ball when suddenly, Sharon scares him and he only gets a few pins, which results in a split. Sharon tells him that if he knocks down the remaining pins, she will get a divorce with him. Brooklyn T. Guy is really happy, and throws a ball which knocks down the pins. Brooklyn T. Guy is happy that he is getting a divorce, but Sharon tells him that she had her fingers crossed, and just said that to make him believe in himself.
Sharon grabs a ball while Brooklyn T. Guy tells her to not suck, because he doesn't have the broom guy this time. She throws her ball directly in the gutter, and says that's "the best she could do". Brooklyn T. Guy gives her another ball. She says that she promises not to get the ball in the gutter, but after that she immediately pushes it into one. She says she is sorry, while Brooklyn T. Guy gets mad at her. Brooklyn T. Guy asks Mario if he can use his broom guy again, but Mario refuses.
1 hour of playing later, Jeffy gets keeps getting strikes, and Mario tells him that if he gets a strike again, he gets a perfect 300. Mario tells Jeffy to throw the ball, while Brooklyn T. Guy removes Jeffy's blindfold, making him confused. Jeffy lands the ball in the gutter, while Mario gets mad. Brooklyn T. Guy throws a ball and gets a strike, and tells Sharon that if she gets one more pin, they will win.
Sharon tells Brooklyn T. Guy that she will win. She throws the ball into the gutter. Brooklyn T. Guy falls and cries, but Sharon tells him that she has another turn. Brooklyn T. Guy begs Sharon to throw good. Sharon throws the ball and almost hits, but the ball is moved by an invisible force in the last second to the gutter. Brooklyn T. Guy doesn't believe how that happened, and tells Sharon that it happened because she is so ugly.
The bowling match ends in a tie. Mario is happy, because he believes that the 5000 dollars will be split. Goodman says since there's a tie, no one gets the money (which means Goodman gets to keep the money). Brooklyn T. Guy and Mario leave.
Mario and Jeffy come back to Rosalina. They tell her that there was a tie and no one got the money, which makes no sense. Rosalina says that at least he spent time bonding with his son. Jeffy asks Mario if he wants to play pin the hammer on the donkey. Mario refuses, but Rosalina tells him to spend time with Jeffy. The scene skips to Mario sitting with Rosalina with a broken arm. Mario says that Jeffy broke his arm too, and asks where he gets his hammers from.
- Brooklyn T. Guy (main antagonist)
- Tom Brady (mentioned)
- Chris Brown (mentioned)
- Rihanna (mentioned)
- Person with a broom (offscreen)
- This is the 500th SML Movie.
- This episode was uploaded 15 years after Mario Party Advance was released in North America.
- This is Sharon's first appearance in 2020 and her first appearance since "The Life of Brooklyn Guy!".
- The video was filmed in Deluna Lanes, the same bowling alley in "Bowser Junior Goes Bowling!". However, in this video the balls are all orange while in the 2015 video it has different color balls.
- The BTS was posted on Lance Thirtyacre's Channel due to Chilly not posting anymore BTS' for SML because of a breakup and the SML Crew hating her. However, as of 2021, Logan is friends with Chilly but she still doesn’t do the BTS since Chilly doesn’t live in Logan’s house anymore.
- Brooklyn T. Guy has pants in the thumbnail despite not having legs. This may have been done to cover up Pablo's arm.
- This video is deleted in some countries because of it getting a community strike for unknown reasons. However, it is re-uploaded on the SML Reuploaded channel.
- This is the final video where Pablo physically voiced his characters before going into a temporary quarantine.
- This episode is similar to the episode "Jeffy's Puberty!", where Mario and Brooklyn T. Guy compete against each other to win a prize and Mario uses Jeffy to help him out, only for Brooklyn T. Guy to hinder Jeffy's chances of winning, but Brooklyn Guy himself ends up not winning as well.
- Goodman hosting the tournament is a reference to a scene in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where a character that is also portrayed with the Goodman puppet plays bowling.
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