"Jeffy Bites His Tongue!" (Stylized as "Jeffy Bites His TONGUE!") is the 1,105th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy can't talk!
Plot[]
The video starts in the Playroom, where Jeffy is seen, licking his popsicle. Junior, holding a popsicle, says he loves eating popsicles, which Joseph says they are the best way to cool off. Junior says orange is his favorite as Cody is then seen, going at it on his popsicle. Junior tells him to calm down and he can get a brain freeze but then tells everyone to try to get a brain freeze by biting their popsicles, which Jeffy stops licking his popsicle and tries to bite it, but ends up biting his tongue, which causes him to scream in pain. Junior asks Jeffy what happened, which Joseph says he bit his tongue as he then tells Jeffy he didn't have to bite that hard. Jeffy then runs out as the video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Rose is seen, taking pictures with her phone. Marvin asks Rose what's she doing, which Rose says she's taking feet pictures, which Marvin yells out "Why!?", which Rose says it's so she can sell them online as she claims it's because he won't get a job. Marvin tells Rose she's got to take better angles than that because he claims they won't sell, which Rose says "Marvin!" as Jeffy then comes in, trying to tell Marvin something, but Marvin says he can't understand him because Jeffy has his tongue out, which Marvin tells him to put his tongue back in his month so he can hear him, but Jeffy continues to talk with his tongue out. Marvin tells Rose he can't understand what Jeffy's saying, which Rose says maybe Jeffy has a speech impediment, which Marvin makes a joke, saying he has a "brain impediment", which Rose says "Marvin!" while Jeffy cries, which Marvin says it's true as Jeffy then stops crying and tries to talk, but Marvin says he can't understand him because Jeffy's still talking with his tongue out. Rose suggests to Marvin that if he speaker like Jeffy, he'll understand what he's saying, which Marvin says he'll speak like Jeffy as he then makes noses, only for Rose to hit him, saying "Marvin!", which Marvin says he's an idiot, causing Jeffy to cry again and he then makes noises. Marvin was about to say something, but notices that Jeffy's tongue fell out, which Rose sees it too and says she's calling the doctor as she then leaves, which Marvin says "Call the doctor". The video then cuts to later, where Marvin asks Rose if she called the doctor, which Rose says she did, and the doctor said he was on his way. Marvin says it was 30 minutes ago, and he's going to call and check on him as Marvin then picks up his phone and calls, which Brooklyn T. Guy picks up and says "Hello?" before then saying "Damn baby". Marvin questions what he said, saying "What?", which Brooklyn Guy asks if that's Marvin, which Marvin says that's him and asks if he said "Damn baby", which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he claims he's in traffic, and there's a lady whose baby is not in a car seat, so he was like "Damn baby, you should be in a car seat. Marvin then notices the music, which he says "Is that music I hear?", which Brooklyn Guy says it is and he's just listening to music in his car as he claims that's what everyone does. Marvin asks if he's at the strip club, but Brooklyn Guy says no, and he told him he's in traffic as he says it's going to take a while as he claims that things were crazy at the hospital as there was a woman with her ankles behind her head as he then see's the Hooker's ankles behind her head, which he says "How is she doing that? A spanking is what she needs", which Marvin hears this and says "Wait what?", which Brooklyn Guy says that like he said, he's in traffic. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy his son's tongue fell out of his mouth, which Brooklyn Guy says his tongue is about to fall out of his mouth as he then says "Awooga!". Marvin hears it and asks "What was that?", which Brooklyn Guy claims it was an old car, honking at him, which he says it's also the sound in cartoons when you see a hot lady and your eyes pop out of your head. Marvin says he thinks his son had a stroke, but Brooklyn Guy says he's about to stroke something as he then says he might as well rub one out because he claims he's in traffic and he's so bored. Marvin then says he really needs his help as he then asks if he's coming or not, which Brooklyn Guy excitedly says he's coming. Marvin tells him to hurry, which Brooklyn Guy asks if he's still there, which Marvin says he is as Brooklyn Guy then says he'll be on his way as he then hangs up, saying "Keep the change". Marvin then says he thinks he's on his way as he then hears the doorbell ring, which Marvin says it must be him as he then goes to the Front Door.
At the Front Door, Marvin opens the Front Door to reveal it's Brooklyn Guy, who asks if he has a wet napkin or a towel or if he can just straight up take a shower. Marvin asks why, which Brooklyn Guy explains that he was in traffic, and he had his window down while listening to music, and then someone threw a cigarette in his car, which is why he smells like a strip club, and then after that, someone ran by and stole his wallet, which they took $500 out of it plus bottle service, and then they gave him his wallet back but still lost the $500. He then says he was so bored sitting in traffic, he did a crafts project as he had a hole in his pants, so he decided to try to glue it closed from the inside, causing his legs and pants to get all sticky. He then asks if he can take a shower, which Marvin says yeah as he then tells him to make it quick, which Brooklyn Guy sticks his head outside and says "Hey Baby, he said yes". Marvin questions this, saying "Baby?", which The Hooker comes and puts her arm around Brooklyn Guy as he says his time doesn't start yet. Marvin asks who's that, which Brooklyn Guy says it's a "Nasty Bitch" before then says that is Nurse Bebe, which he explains that she spells it "Bebe", but he likes to call her "Baby". He then says she's not wearing her nurse or really any clothes because a patient threw up on her, which is why they need to take a shower. Marvin asks if that's a stripper, but Brooklyn Guy gets offended, saying she's not a stripper and she is a nurse who just got done with a very long 12-hour shift, helping very sick kids as he then tells him to apologize to Nurse Bebe, which Marvin says "I'm sorry baby", which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, that's right, that's right baby" as he then says they are going to need to use his shower and probably his bed to dry off, but Marvin asks why doesn't his just go somewhere else, which Brooklyn Guy says his wife would never allow him to bring her home, and it's cheaper than a hotel because it's free as he then asks if he can take a shower, which Marvin tells him to hurry up as he then brings them inside. Meanwhile at the Red Couch, Rose asks Jeffy to ask her a yes or no question, which Jeffy tries to ask one, but Rose asks him to pick a color as she's holding a paper fortune teller with four of the color names on it, which Jeffy tries saying Blue, but Rose doesn't understand as Jeffy is still talking with his tongue out. Marvin then comes in, and sighs as he tells Jeffy to shut up. Rose asks Marvin where's the doctor, which Marvin says he's in the shower. Rose asks why, which Marvin says he got dirty in traffic as Brooklyn Guy then comes in, naked. Rose asks Brooklyn Guy why's he naked, which Brooklyn Guy tells Rose "We were born this way okay, it's how we are supposed to be" as he then tells Marvin that he pulled a Triple S in his bathroom. Marvin questions this, saying "A Triple S?", which Brooklyn Guy says yeah and explains Triple S means "Shit, Shower, Shave" except he did all of them in his shower. Marvin gets shocked and says "What!?", which Brooklyn Guy says he knows, but the toilet was too far away, so he "dropped anchor" in his shower like a lot of them, and he tried to clean it up by taking the plunger and shove it down the drain, but he made it worse and it ended up looking like a big, stringy, Play-Doh mess. Marvin says "That's sick" in an angry voice, which Brooklyn Guy says it is and he's sorry, but that's not important as what's important is he has a question as he says he don't really know the girl, which Rose interrupts to ask what girl, which Brooklyn Guy says there's a girl in the bathroom, which Marvin says it's a Nurse he works with, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin it was obviously a lie and she's clearly a hooker. Marvin gets shocked and says "A hooker!?", which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin not to pretend that he's not a habitual liar as he says she's obviously a hooker as he then says he needs to know if he should wear protection or not, which Rose suggests he can ask her paper fortune teller, which interests Brooklyn Guy as he says "Oh, Okay" as Rose and Brooklyn Guy then use the paper fortune teller, which ends up reading "Only time will tell", which Brooklyn Guy sarcastically Says "Oh cool, that's real fuckin helpful, thank you for that, I guess time will tell in 9 months when it's too late". Marvin then asks if he can just help his son while he's here, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah sure, I'll do it later", which shocks Marvin as he tells him to do it right now, but Brooklyn Guy says he'll do it after he's done, which Marvin tells Jeffy to go to his room until he's ready, which Jeffy listens and leaves as Brooklyn Guy then says he has a really big favor to ask him. Marvin asks him what he wants, which Brooklyn Guy says he needs money as he explains that he thinks his time with her is up, and she did see him shit in the shower and try to shove it down the drain with a plunger, meaning she wants more money to stay. Rose says she thinks she has a $20 in the car, which Brooklyn Guy tells her to get it, and she then leaves while Brooklyn guy asks Marvin for money, which Marvin says he might have a $10 in his wallet, but Brooklyn Guy says that isn't enough. Marvin then says he has an ATM card he can get money out of, which Brooklyn Guy says that's more like it. Brooklyn Guy then says the longer they talk about it, the more money she's going to need as Marvin then leaves. Rose then comes back with the $20, which Brooklyn Guy thanks her while Marvin comes back with $50, which Brooklyn Guy asks if that's all he can do, which Marvin says that's all he can do, which Brooklyn Guy says 70 is kind of a weird number for seeing someone shit in the shower, but he can make it work as he then takes the money and leaves.
At the Playroom, Junior says now that they are done eating their popsicles and Cody's done choking on his, he wants to know what they want to do. Cody says they should play hide-and-seek, which Joseph likes the idea, saying it sounds fun as hell. Junior says ok and he'll count first as Jeffy then comes back in, which Jeffy, with his tongue out, asks what are they doing, which Cody says they are playing hide-and-seek. Jeffy asks if he can play, which Cody says he can and Junior's counting. Junior asks Cody if he can understand him, which Cody says he can as Jeffy's speaking in tongues, which he speaks tongue as he then makes it into a butthole joke. Junior then says he's going to count as he starts counting while Joseph, Jeffy, and Cody start hiding. Jeffy goes to a room and opens a door, which is a bedroom. Nurse Bebe sees this and says he's not the doctor, but asks if he has her money. Suddenly a criminal wearing a Green Scooby Doo costume, welding a knife, appears, which he laughs. Nurse Bebe sees this, screams, and asks who is he, which the criminal says he's the "Green Scooby Doo killer" and he's going to kill her as he then goes to Nurse Bebe, and uses his knife to kill Nurse Bebe. Jeffy sees this as the criminal then stops using his knife, and says "She's dead, out the window I go" as he then leaves. Brooklyn Guy comes back and says he got the money, meaning it's fist in his ass time as he then sees Nurse Bebe is dead. He looks at Jeffy and asks if he killed Nurse Bebe, which Jeffy tries saying No, with his tongue out, but Brooklyn Guy says it has to be him as he's the only one there as he then takes Jeffy. The video then cuts to the Court House, where Judge Pooby taps his gavel, and says he is the honorable Judge Pooby, and today he is going to be hearing the case of Jeffy, who is being accused of murdering a hooker. Judge Pooby asks the bailiff to tell him what happened, which Brooklyn Guy tells Judge Pooby that he had just gotten done shitting in the shower, and he had told the hooker to go wait for him in the bedroom because he needed to ask Marvin for some money to pay the hooker, and when he got back, he saw Jeffy standing there, right next to the dead hooker. Judge Pooby says "Oh dear" as he then asks how much she was charging, which Brooklyn Guy says she was charging $100 an hour, which Judge Pooby says not bad as he then asks if it was for everything, which Brooklyn Guy says it was as she was a "Nasty Bitch". Judge Pooby then asks Jeffy if he really murder the hooker and to explain himself, which Jeffy tries to talk, but he still had his tongue out. Judge Pooby says he can't understand him, and asks if he can say it again, which Jeffy tries to say it again, but still had his tongue out. Judge Pooby gets mad and says if the next sound out of his month is not a understandable sentence, he will find him guilty of murder, which Jeffy makes some noises, causing Judge Pooby to say "That is it!" as he then says he finds Jeffy guilty of murdering a hooker and he'll sentence him to life in prison as he then taps his gavel. Brooklyn Guy says she was a good woman as he then takes Jeffy, saying "Come on you monster". Brooklyn Guy then puts Jeffy in his cell as he closes his cell door, saying "Get in there you murderer" as he then says he hopes his cellmate does to him what the hooker was going to do to him as Marvin then goes to Jeffy's cell as he questions how could he do it to their family as he then tells Brooklyn Guy there is no way Jeffy murdered the hooker, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin he's just going to have to accept that his son is a murderer. Marvin then asks Jeffy why would he do it, which Jeffy tries to talk, but he still has his tongue out. Marvin asks Jeffy what is he trying to say, which Jeffy continues to talk with his tongue out. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't have time for it as he has another inmate he has to bring in as he then leaves while Marvin tells Jeffy if he could just try his hardest to explain who did it, only for Marvin to cry as Jeffy still talks with his tongue out. Brooklyn Guy comes back and says it looks like his cellmate is going to be a guy in a Green Scooby Doo costume as he points to the criminal. Jeffy points and tries to talk, but he still has his tongue out. Marvin says they can't understand him and just stop trying to talk, which Jeffy takes his tongue out and says that's the guy who killed the hooker in the Green Scooby Doo costume. Marvin gets shocked about hearing it as he and Brooklyn Guy then look at the criminal, which the criminal says it was him. Marvin asks Jeffy how could he talk, which Jeffy says he had a big piece of Play-Doh in his mouth the whole time, pretending it was his tongue as he shows the tongue he had in his mouth to Marvin. Brooklyn Guy points to the criminal and asks if that's the guy who killed the hooker, which Jeffy says "Yeah, and the Green Scooby Doo". Marvin asks why didn't he take out the tongue earlier, which Jeffy says "I'm a fuck". Brooklyn Guy asks why didn't he speak up in court, which Jeffy says "I'm a shithead". Marvin gets upset and asks if he just wasted everyone's time, which Jeffy says he did. Marvin then says he's going to beat his ass as he goes through the cell bar and tries to beat Jeffy up, which Jeffy screams for help to the guard while Brooklyn Guy says someone owes him $70 and a fist to his ass.
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Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a decade after "Black Yoshi's in Trouble!".
- The SML Question is the same as the previous video.
- This is Judge Pooby's and Criminal 2's first appearances in 2025, and Judge Pooby's first appearance since "The Santa Heist!" and Criminal 2's first appearance since Satan Claus!.
- This is the first time since Jeffy's Gucci Xbox! where Rose has hit or slapped Marvin.
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