"Jeffy's School Dance!" is the 1,121st episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy needs a date for the school dance!
Plot[]
The video starts at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Jackie Chu sings to himself a rap song as he then says "All right class, this Saturday night, we're going to be having a school dance" as he says "We're going to be boogie woogie-in, twerking, and throwing that shit back". He tells the class to make sure they have a date because if they don't, they are a "loser". This disappoints Joseph as he says "Aw man, a school dance, that's lame as hell, we're too old for that, and who wants to go to school on a Saturday night anyways?" as he says they could be playing video games, which Junior agrees as he says Saturday night is when they play Fortnite. Joseph agrees, saying "Yeah" as Penelope gets excited about hearing about the upcoming school dance as she says it's so cool and she wants to go as she then tells Junior that he has to take her because he's her boyfriend, but Junior says he can't because he, Joseph, and Cody are going to run Trios on Fortnite, which Cody speaks out, saying he and Ken are actually going to the school dance, which Junior asks Cody if he's actually going to the dance while Joseph says "Gay!", which Cody says he is as he says "I want to see Ken's WAP: Wet Ass Plastic". Joseph says "So he is a doll", which Cody says Ken isn't a doll, he just got so much Botox, it's like plastic as Penelope asks Junior if he's not taking her, which Junior says he and Joseph can run Duos, and Cody holds them back anyways, which Joseph says "Mhm" as Penelope says she's just going to go by herself, which Junior doesn't care as he says "Okay, fine" and tells Joseph that he'll see him on Fortnite, which Joseph says "Yessirski!" as Patrick then comes over, saying hey. Penelope says hey back to Patrick as Patrick says "Do you guys have someone to go to the dance with?", which Penelope says she doesn't, which shocks Patrick as he says he thought she and Junior were dating, which Penelope says "Ha! Me too" as Patrick asks if she wants to go to the dance with him, which Penelope accepts the offer, making Patrick happy as he leaves, saying "Yay!". Joseph then "Damn dude, never in a million years where I thought I'd see the day that Patrick steals your bitch" as he says 2025 is starting off crazy. This shocks Junior as he tells Penelope that she can't go to a dance with another man while dating him as he says it's cheating. Junior then asks Cody if it's cheating and check the book, which Cody says pulls a book out and looks through, which Cody says he doesn't see it, which Junior tells Cody to keep looking as Penelope tells Junior that he didn't want to go, she did, Patrick asked him, and she said yes and they're just going as friends, which shocks Junior as he tells Cody to read Penelope the rule about women having male friends, which Cody says "It's says women cannot have male friends", which Penelope says "What!?" as Junior says "Article four", which Cody says "Article four says no man would be friends with a woman unless he thinks there's a possibility he might be able to sleep with her", which offends Penelope as she asks what kind of "insecure asshole" wrote the book and tells Junior they're just friends. Junior then calls out for Article five, which Cody says "Article five says if she defends the man, that means she's definitely cheating or she's keeping him in her back pocket so she can cheat later", which upsets Penelope as she says "You guys, it's Patrick, he's special", which shocks Junior as he tells Cody to read Penelope Article seven about pet names, which Cody says "It says if she says he's special or like a brother, they've been friends since they were kids, that means she's definitely, definitely, definitely cheating" as Junior says he doesn't want her going to the dance with Patrick, so he'll go to the dance with her, which Penelope says she can't do that to him as she doesn't want to break his heart. This shocks Junior as he says "Wait, you care about breaking his heart, you care about his feelings!?" as he then tells Cody to read Penelope the Article about feelings, but Cody says to be honest with them, the book is just a science textbook and he doesn't know what he's talking about, which Joseph says it was a lie as Penelope tells Junior if he wants to go to the dance, then he can come and dance with them, which Junior doesn't like that as he says he doesn't want to be a part of her "love triangle" where she gets her cake and eat it too as he then tells Penelope it's only him or Patrick, and she has to pick. Penelope becomes more upset as she tells Junior he's so insecure, she's not having the conversation, and tells him to go if he wants as she leaves, saying she's going with Patrick, which shocks Junior as he tells Cody to check the book, but Cody says he doesn't know what he's looking at, and it's about planets and stuff.
The video then cuts to Bully and Annabelle, finishing up kissing each other as Bully then laughs at Jeffy and mockingly asks if he has a date to the dance, which Annabelle says "No cuz he's so ugly", which Bully says that's right as Jeffy says "Hey bitch, those horizontal scars on your wrist are just for attention, go vertical next time and do us a favor", which Bully says he's just mad because he doesn't have a date as Annabelle then laughs. Jeffy defends himself, saying he does have a date, which Bully says he'll believe it when he sees it, which Jeffy says he won't be seeing his face as he says "She'll be sitting on it, like a dog scratching his ass on the carpet. Bully asks for his date's name, which Jeffy says it's "Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2", which Bully says it sounds made up, but Jeffy says no, and she just goes to a different school as he then leaves. The video then cuts to Jeffy, walking onto the Red Couch, saying "Waa, boohoo, cry", which Marvin hears Jeffy and asks him what's wrong and how was school, which Jeffy says "There's a school dance this Saturday night, and this kid was making fun of me, saying I didn't have a date to the dance, but I told him that I did have a date, so if I show up to the dance without a date, then he's going to make fun of me and call me a loser", which Rose feels bad for Jeffy as she asks Jeffy if there any girls in his class he could ask to go with, which Jeffy says no as Marvin says "Baby, he's 20 years old, all the girls in his class are 15", which Rose says she didn't think of that as Marvin says if he looks at one of them wrong, he's going to jail. Marvin looks at Jeffy and says "So you told this kid that you have a date to the dance", which Jeffy says he did as Marvin asks him if he explained what she looked like, which Jeffy says no, but he did tell him her name. Marvin asks for the name he said, which Jeffy says "Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2", which Marvin says there should be no because he knows that name is made up, but Jeffy says no it's not, and he believed him, and said he would see him and her at the dance, which Marvin says he's not going to see him at the dance with a girl named that because there's no girl with a name like that as he then asks why he would think of that name out of all the girl names in the world, which Jeffy says it was the only girl name he was thinking of, but Marvin says it's not a girl's name, which offends Jeffy as he says "That's rude Daddy, it's not her fault that her parents got a divorce and she has two different last names, which this goes on until Marvin says "You know what, why don't we just download Tinder or Hinge and find some random girl to go the dance with him", which Rose doesn't like the idea as she says girls on those apps are looking for hookups, but Jeffy says "What was the name of those apps again" as he pulls out his phone. Marvin then says "How about we just hire a girl to go to the dance with him, but Rose says no as they are not getting him an escort as Jeffy then says "Jeffy's Prostitution Problem!", which upsets Rose as she tells Marvin they can't call the video that, which Marvin tells Jeffy they're not calling the video that because that's not what they're doing as he says "What about we just hire a girl to go by whatever the hell name he just said, and she goes to the dance, dances, and then she leaves, why can't we just hire a girl to do that", which Jeffy says "Slide her a 20 and she might so something freaky", but Marvin says no freaky, just go to the dance so he doesn't look like a "loser". Marvin then says he can just call his friend "The love doctor" as he then leaves while Jeffy says it's a good idea.
Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, asking if somebody called a doctor, which Marvin says he did as he about to explain, but Jeffy interrupts, saying "My r****d brother Billo need date to dance". Brooklyn Guy gets confused as he asks what's he talking about, which Marvin explains that Jeffy needs a date to the school dance, so they called him, which Brooklyn Guy says he's very flattered, but he's unhappily married, and he's not really into dudes, but Marvin says he's talking about Jeffy needing a date to the school dance, which Brooklyn Guy understands as he say "Oh, he needs a date to the school dance huh?", which Marvin says "Yeah and you're a doctor, so I thought maybe you're like a love doctor", which confuses Brooklyn Guy as he asks what is a "love doctor", which Marvin explains it's like someone who gets someone dates, which Brooklyn Guy says he's a regular doctor as he then says "I mean, if you need help donating sperm I can do that", which Jeffy says "I donate a lot of that to the toilet, and also the floor around it because I miss my hand, and sometimes when I'm edging, I can hit the back of the wall, and I might JFK a bit if she ain't careful". Marvin says he just needs him to help him finding Jeffy a date to the school dance, which Brooklyn Guy says he knew a guy who never needed a date to the dance because he always had one as he then tells the story about Always Has A Date To The Dance Lance. After he tells the story, Brooklyn Guy says all Jeffy has to do is be like Lance and he'll have too many dates to the dance, but Marvin says Jeffy's not Lance, which Brooklyn Guy says he's kind of Lance as Marvin asks if there's any way he can help them find Jeffy a date, even if they have to pay her, which Brooklyn Guy says "Like an escort", but Rose says "No!" as Jeffy says "Jeffy's Prostitution Bamboozle!", which Brooklyn Guy likes that while Rose says "Marvin!" in a whiney tone. Marvin says no as he then asks if there's any nice girls that he knows, which Brooklyn Guy says "You know, I mean, I do pap smear, so I know the good ones" as he then talks about pap smears, which goes on for some time until Marvin asks him if he can help them or not with getting Jeffy a date, which Brooklyn Guy says he thinks he knows a girl as he then leaves, saying he'll be right back.
Brooklyn Guy then comes back, dressed as a girl, which he says "Hey there, Brooklyn Guy said you needed a date to the dance. He's the best doctor ever. He does my pap smears, I call him pap-a pig cuz he fixed my muddy puddles", which Marvin asks if there's any way she can pay them to go on a date with Jeffy, which the girl says yes as she then says "What's my name supposed to be?", which Jeffy says "Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2", which the girl says she prefers "Brook", but Jeffy says no as Marvin says "Okay well listen, all you have to do is take him to the dance and then bring him right home", which Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 says she can do that as Jeffy whispers to Marvin "Hey daddy, slide her a 20, I want to get freaky", but Marvin says no freaky as he says "Look, just go to the dance with her and impress your friends", which Jeffy "All right Daddy, let the red river's flow and I'll take the dirt road home" as he and Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 then leave, which Marvin says he hopes they have a good time, which Rose says "Me too" as the video cuts to the school dance, where Jackie Chu says "Give it up for DJ Chopstick" as he then continues to jam out to the song. The video then cuts to Bully and Annabelle having a good time as they are dancing, when Jeffy and Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 come over, which Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 says "Get your balls off my shoulder" as Jeffy says "Hey guys, look, my date's here", which Bully stops and tells Annabelle that Jeffy actually has a date, which Annabelle stops dancing and says "ew" as Jeffy says her name is Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2. Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 then says "Or Brook, you can call me Brook", which Bully says "Look at that honey, she has a mustache", which Annabelle laughs as Jeffy says "It's actually not a mustache, it's a Cleveland Steamer I gave her on the car on the way over here", which Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 corrects Jeffy, saying "Well actually, that would be a Dirty Sanchez, a Cleveland Steamer is when you shit on their chest", which Jeffy says "I did that too" as Bully says they're freaks. Jeffy then says "Actually, I'm going to do four in the stink, none in the pink, straight punch an asshole", which disgust Bully as he tells Annabelle "Let's get out of here" as they both then leave. Jeffy then gets excited as he says "You did it! You made him think I'm cool", which Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 says "Yeah, we really showed them" as Jeffy says "Dirty, stinker time?", but Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 says non as she then says "When do I get paid". The video then cuts to Patrick, tells Penelope it's fun. Penelope thanks Patrick for inviting her, which Patrick says he's so happy she said yes to going to the dance with her. Penelope says "Me too" as Patrick asks if she wants to see how fast he can dance, which Penelope says "Sure!" as Patrick then dances fast, which was so fast, that Patrick's pants fly off, which Penelope notices and tells Patrick his pants flew off, which Patrick says "Uh oh, wiener alert" as Junior then comes over and tells Penelope that he just wanted to come to the dance as he then sees Patrick with his pants off, which shocks Junior as he asks Penelope if he has Patrick's pants off, which Penelope says Patrick danced his pants off, which Junior tells Patrick to get away from his girl as he then punches Patrick and tells him to never takes his pants off in front of his girl, which upsets Patrick as he says "You want to go bitch?" as they then fight, which Junior yells out "His wiener is out", causing Jackie Chu to notice as he says "Hey! No wieners out on the dance floor! What do you think this is, a Diddy party?" as the video cuts to Jeffy and Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 comes onto the Red Couch, which Jeffy says "We're back and someone's pooper is sore and it's not me". Marvin asks how did the date go, which Jeffy says it was great and everyone was so jealous, but Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 says "Well, I don't know about that, but he did show up with a date who had that ridiculous name" as Marvin pulls out $20 and says "Here's the $20", which Stinky Fucker Head 4-3-9 and 1/2 takes it and says "Thank you" as they then take their hair off to reveal that it was Brooklyn Guy, which Brooklyn Guy laughs and says it was him the whole time, which shocks Marvin and Rose as Marvin says he looks just like a lady, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as Jeffy asks about what they did in the car, which Brooklyn Guy says "Literally" as Marvin asks if everything went fine as he says he looks just like a women as he then asks what happened, which Brooklyn Guy says everything went find as he then says "Word of advice, if you ever shit on someone's chest again, make sure it's not diarrhea" as he then leaves while Jeffy is telling him that it was solid at first.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Jackie Chu
- Junior
- Cody
- Joseph
- Penelope
- Ken
- Patrick
- Bully
- Annabelle
- Marvin
- Rose
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Always Has A Date To The Dance Lance
- P. Diddy (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 3", 5 years after "Bowser Junior's Stinky Friend!", and 9 years after "Cody's Revenge!".
- In the thumbnail, Jeffy's pose in his black suit is reused from "President Jeffy!".
- This is one of the times where Patrick was more strict to Junior than any other videos when Patrick fight him for stealing Junior's Girlfriend Penelope.
- This is also the 2nd Jeffy titled episode in a row since "Jeffy's Lucky Jacket!".
Errors[]
- The thumbnail shows Brooklyn Guy wearing a black shirt but he never wore it in the video.
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