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"Jeffy's Podcast!" is the 1,123rd episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy starts a podcast!
Plot[]
The video starts with Jeffy, saying hey to Marvin. Marvin says hey back as Jeffy tells Marvin he doesn't want him to call him "Jeffy" anymore as he wants him to call him "Isaac Newton", which confuses Marvin as he asks why would he call him "Isaac Newton". Jeffy says it's because he's inventing "gravity and shit, what goes up must come down dick", which Marvin asks what did he invent, which Jeffy brings in a bag full of bubble gum, saying "Allow me to introduce to you, the shitbag". Marvin says it's a bag full of bubble gum, but Jeffy says it isn't the shitbag, it's what he's going to use to make the "shitbag" as he then explains that he's going to swallow all the bubble gum in that bag, and once he swallows all the bubblegum, he's going to fart, which a big, giant "gumbubble" is going to come out of his ass, and then he will start the defecation process, which after the defecation process, he will detach the "gumbubble", tie a knot around it, and put it in the trash can as he says "No more toilets, no water, no toilet paper, just shitbag". Marvin then calls Jeffy a "shitbag", which Jeffy says "Well this shitbag has a pretty good idea" as he then says while he's at it, he's going to solve the airplane problem by swallowing all the gum, and then big "gumbubble" will come out of his ass, and he'll float up in the sky like the house from the move Up, and he'll go to "Paradise Falls or some shit". Marvin tells Jeffy he's not going to eat all the bubble gum, which Jeffy says "We'll see", but Marvin takes the bag of bubble gum away, saying "We're not going to see shit". Jeffy says he's right because it's going to be encapsulated in a "big gumbubble" as Rose says "Can you guys calm down? I'm trying to watch my Talk Tuah podcast". Marvin asks what's Talk Tuah, which Rose says it's a podcast where they talk about girly things as she then says "Shh" and presses on the remote as the video cuts to the Talk Tuah podcast, where Hailey Welch is interviewing Ronald McDonald where they talk about making the Hawk Tuah Happy Meal. After the Talk Tuah podcast, Rose says "Oh my gosh Marvin, she's so inspiring, she said one sentence while she was drunk, and now she's famous". Marvin asks if she's famous because she said one sentence, which Rose says she is as Marvin asks if people actually watch it, which Rose says they do as it's one of the biggest podcasts out there. Marvin then questions why would anyone want to listen to someone talk, which Rose says it's because they want to hear their opinions and their world views, and it's very inspiring as Marvin hears Jeffy, eating the bubble gum in the bag, which he tells Jeffy to knock it off, which Jeffy says "shitbag", but Marvin says "No shitbag" as Rose tells Marvin to look at the news as the video then cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting that Joe Rogan has signed a multi-year $250 million partnership deal with Spotify to upload his podcasts. After the news, Marvin gets shocked as he says "250 million dollars!?", which Rose tells Marvin that people like podcasts, but Marvin says "But 250 million just to speak?", which Rose says it's because Joe Rogan is so famous as Marvin then "I'll talk for 250 million dollars, I'll talk for cheaper, 250,000 dollars, I'll talk for 250 dollars". Rose says he could start a podcast and eventually make money if people find him interesting. Marvin says everyone would find him interesting as he says his life is like a cartoon and every single day, the craziest things happen and people won't believe the things he thinks about as Rose says he can have Jeffy on his podcast, but Marvin says he's not going to put Jeffy on his podcast as he claims he never says anything smart. Jeffy then says "Daddy, how do turtles bang? Their shell would get in their way", which Marvin says he's not putting that on the internet, but Rose says he can call it "Two Peas in a Podcast" as Jeffy says they can also call it "Two Re's in a T***cast", which Marvin says "We're not calling it Two Re's in a T*** Jeffy", but Jeffy says that's the only way he's gonna talk on the podcast. Marvin then says he'll call it "Marvelous Marvin Podcast, which Rose says "Marvelous Marvin Podcast?" in a confused tone as Marvin says "Or Marv Time with Marvy", which Jeffy critically says "That one! Marv Time with Marvy" as Marvin says he's going with "Marvelous Marvin Podcast", which Rose says ok as Marvin leaves, telling Jeffy to come help him setup with the cameras, which Jeffy says "All right" as he then leaves. The video then cuts to the podcast studio, where Marvin says it looks like everything's setup, but Jeffy asks what happened to "Marv Time with Marvy", which Marvin says he likes the sound of "Marvelous Marvin Podcast" better as he then says he's ready to record, which Jeffy says "Okay" as he then turns the camera on and says "Aright daddy, it's live". Marvin gets shocked as he says "live?", which Jeffy says "Yeah, the podcast is live" as Marvin and Jeffy go to their microphones. Marvin starts off, saying "Uh hey everyone, welcome to the Marvelous Marvin Podcast" as Jeffy says it was going to be called "Marv Time with Marvy" as he then says it leads them to the first question of the day, being "Who the fuck's ever called you Marvy". Marvin says no one's ever called him "Marvy", he was trying to think of a creative name as Jeffy says he has one, being "Tard Time with Tardy, featuring the Tard, me", which Marvin says they're not calling anything with "tard" in the name, but Jeffy says he personally likes "Two Re's in a T***" because he gets a dual role. Marvin says they're going to call it what he named it, which Jeffy says "Okay! Marv time with the Marvtard", but Marvin says "Marvelous Marvin Podcast, and let's talk about the real things people want to know" as he talks about how he went to get gas, and he only paid $5.
After Marvin talks about it, Jeffy says he really put his foot down on the stance as he then says "Now let's answer the questions that people really want to know" as he then says "Like what would happen if you stuck your wiener in a Fireant hill". Marvin says no one's ever wondering that because no one's going to do it, but Jeffy says he's been wondering it as he then explains the question, which goes on for some time until Marvin tells Jeffy that no one in the world has ever stuck their wiener in an ant pile. Jeffy then says there has been plenty of people who stuck their wiener in an anthill and one of them is on the podcast, being him as he then says his wiener looks like a red corn-on-a-cob and then says "Helen Keller could read an entire story giving me a handy" as Marvin then says that ends the podcast for today and thanks the people for watching the podcast, but Jeffy says he has one more thing to say before he goes, being "Humpy Dumpty dick" as Marvin and Jeffy then sign off from their podcast. Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin how did the podcast go, which Marvin says it went bad because Jeffy said "dick" 40 times, but Jeffy corrects Marvin, saying he only said "dick" four times, and he said "tard" more, which Rose says "Jeffy!" in a upset tone as she then says she's going to go read the comments, which Marvin begs her not to read the comments as he doesn't want to read what they say as Rose then reads the comments, which Jeffy says "What's wrong Mavy?" as Rose then gets shocks as she tells Marvin that there's over 25,000 views, which Marvin says "We got 25,000 views?" as Jeffy says he watched it 24,000 times. Marvin then says "So we got 1,000 views" as Rose tells Marvin that the people love Jeffy as she then says "Good thing you put him on the podcast", which Jeffy says "Yeah, good thing" while Marvin says he's never putting Jeffy on another podcast as he doesn't want him to say the obscene things he said. Rose tells Marvin that he has to put Jeffy back on as the people love him, which Marvin says he's not putting Jeffy back on because he said Helen Keller can give him a handy and read a whole book as the doorbell then rings, which Marvin scoffs and says "There's someone at the door, it's probably an angry mob" as he then leaves. At the front door, Marvin says "Hello?" as he opens the front door to reveal it's Steve Staleburger, asking if he's Marvin from "Marv Time with Marvy", which Jeffy comes in, and touches Marvin's shoulder, saying "Right here, this is him, go ahead, say hi Marvy". Marvin says his name is Marvin from the "Marvelous Marvin Podcast", but Steve says his rating are through the roof and they have tons of celebrities lined up to be on his show. This shocks Marvin as he asks if they really love him, but Steve says no, they want to be interviewed by Jeffy. Marvin asks if he still gets to be on the podcast since it's called ""Marvelous Marvin Podcast", which Steve says "Nope, just Jeffy", which Jeffy gets excited as he says "Yeah! Tard Time with Tardy". Steve says that sounds good as he asks if he's down, but Marvin asks since he's Jeffy's guardian, it would be responsible to ask how much, which Steve says they're going to offer him $20,000 per episode, which shocks Jeffy as he says "Good golly g" while Marvin says they'll take it. Steve then says his first interview is with Katt Williams, which confuses Jeffy as he asks who is he. The video then cuts to the podcast studio, where Jeffy grunts and welcomes the viewers back to "Two Re's in a T*** Podcast" as he says he has another person with him, being Katt Williams. Katt introduces himself as he says he's here to do the podcast. Jeffy asks Katt why his name is Katt as he asks if he's a part-kitty cat, if his parents like Kit Kat and they named him after Kit Kats, if it's short for Catherine, and if it's short for catheter, which Katt says no to all these as he says he's called Katt because he's smooth and swift like a cat as he says if it was up to him, he would be named Cat in the Hat, but Jeffy says there's already a book called that, which Katt says he knows and he wanted the name so bad. Jeffy then tells Katt to tell everyone about himself, which Katt says "Let me start off by telling you Diddy offered me 50 million for my asshole, and I said no twice". Jeffy gets surprised as he asks if someone offered him $50 million to touch his butthole and he said no, which Katt says he did twice as Jeffy says "If someone wants to touch my butthole for 50 million dollars, they can do it" as he asks Katt to go head and ask him if he can touch his butthole, which Katt does so as Jeffy says yes quickly, which Jeffy says that's how fast he would say it as he then says "40 million-yes, 30 million-yes, 10 million-yes, 400-yes, Free-yes" as he then says "Just touch it". Jeffy then asks Katt to pass his number along to Diddy as he says "I'll go up to the jail cell and he can diddle my ass through the bars, I'll be like the Uber Eats of ass", but Katt says he should not put a price on his ass as he says it's not worth it as Jeffy then says "Well, there was this video I was watching last night, and this girl should have put a price on her ass, I'm talking three wieners in her butt" as he then continues to talk about the video, which makes Katt feel uncomfortable as he says he's not sure if he wants to do the interview anymore, which upsets Jeffy as he says "Well I don't want to talk to someone who turned down 50 million dollars to touch their butthole". Katt then leaves, saying "Well forget you then damn it", which Jeffy doesn't care as he rudely says bye to Katt as he then says they will be back with more "Tard talk". Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin why he isn't on the podcast. Marvin explains that they didn't want him, they wanted Jeffy, which Rose says she told him that they love Jeffy as Steve and Jeffy come in, which Steve says "Good golly gee! That Katt Williams interview went great" as he then puts down $20,000, saying "Here's your 20,000 dollars", but then takes away $10,000 for his agent fee. Marvin asks if he takes a 50% agent fee, which Steve says he does, but that's "Show biz" as Marvin asks who's Jeffy's next interview on the podcast. Steve says he got them all lined up and ready to go as he then says "Come on!" as he and Jeffy then leave while Marvin says "He didn't answer who".
Back at the podcast studio, Jeffy welcomes the viewers back as he says he's with everyone's favorite, EDP445 as he then asks EDP445 if he was really trying to eat a cupcake or if he was trying to "Diddle". EDP445 says "Bro, let me tell you something dog" as he says "Do you honestly think" before interrupting himself, saying "I don't even know why I'm explaining myself to people but unfortunately n***as are fucking r****ded", which this offends Jeffy as he tells EDP445 that he can't be saying "that word" that he claims offends "his people" as he says "I invite you on Two Re's in a T***, and you want to drop the R-bomb like it's nothing" as he says he's not over there, saying the N-word and he just wants to sit there and scream a word that he claims brought "his people" down for days as he then asks EDP445 to leave, which EDP445 leaves as Jeffy apologizes for the foul and offensive language as he says they will be back with more "Tard talk". Back at the Red Couch, Marvin asks how did the interview go as he then asks where's the money, which Steve says the interview was cut short and if he cuts the stream off, he gets no green. Marvin gets shocked as he asks Jeffy why he cut it short, which Jeffy says it was because he offended "his people", which Marvin says "Oh ok" as he asks if they can get another interview to get more money, which Steve says yes as he says the next one is a big one, being Patrick Mahomes as Steve says "Come on Jeffy" as he and Jeffy then leave while Marvin says "Oh wow, he's going to interview Patrick Mahomes", which shocks Rose as she says "Wow" as the video cuts to the podcast studio, where Jeffy welcomes the viewers back as he says he's with "Two time Super Bowl loser" Patrick Mahomes, which Patrick Mahomes corrects Jeffy, saying it's actually "Three times Super Bowl winner", but Jeffy says he lost two times. Patrick Mahomes say yeah as he says "Say that to my bank account of 1 billion dollars", which Jeffy takes it literally as he says "Hey bank account, you lost two Super Bowl", which Patrick Mahomes says he won three, but Jeffy says he still lost two as he then asks if anyone has ever told him that he sounds like Kermit the Frog, which causes Patrick Mahomes to scream as Jeffy sarcastically says "You handled that well". Jeffy then tells Patrick Mahomes if he knows that his wife is racist, which Patrick Mahomes says no as Jeffy explains that when she was asked what her favorite food was, she said "Fried chicken" in a deep voice because he claims that he's half-black and she thinks he likes fried chicken. Patrick Mahomes says she is a little racist, which Jeffy thanks Patrick Mahomes for clarifying as he then asks why does his teammates keep getting arrested, which Patrick Mahomes says Xavier Worthy did get arrested for beating his girlfriend, but the charges were dropped, which they talks about it as Jeffy then asks how does it feel that he lost two Super Bowls, which Patrick Mahomes says they went out on the field and tried their hardest, but Jeffy says "But you didn't through like it was like an absolute fuckin butt fuck like they televised r*pe", which Jeffy asks if he can say "r*pe" and if saying "r*pe" is bad on the podcast as he then asks Marvin, who is behind the camera, if he can say "r*pe" if it's in a nonsexual way as he says "I know r*pe is bad when it happens to people but in this instance, it's not" as he then says it was almost like he wanted it because he kept bending over and letting the other team put "it" right in his "pooper". Jeffy then says he thinks that's how many people are on the other team, being 52, as he corrects himself to say 53 as he then says "Um, so how's that make you feel?'. Patrick Mahomes says it's true as Jeffy says "All right, one more thing, your brother's gay" as Jeffy then ends the podcast, saying they'll be back as the video cuts to the Red Couch, where Marvin asks how did the Patrick Mahomes interview go. Steve says Jeffy said a very bad word, which Rose says he does that as Jeffy says "I said r*pe a lot". Steve says he did, so now none of the streaming services want him on their platform, and they're suing him for $10,000 as Steve then says he'll take the $10,000 that he's holding right to them. Marvin gets disappointed as he asks if it means Jeffy's podcast career is over, which Steve says "Yep, looks like it" as Marvin then asks what can they do for money, which Steve suggest that Jeffy could try starting a meme coin to pump and dump it as he then leaves, saying people are going to hate him for the rest of his life, but at least he will be rich. Jeffy then tells Marvin "You hear that Daddy, a Jeffy Coin", but Marvin says they're not doing it as Jeffy then suggests a "Diaper Coin" and a coin with his grunting in it, but Marvin says they're not scamming people, which Jeffy doesn't listen as he then suggests "Helmet Coin".
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Steve Staleburger
- Rose
- Mr. Goodman
- Ronald McDonald
- Patrick Mahomes
- EDP445
- P. Diddy (Mentioned)
- Hailey Welch
- Katt Williams
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "The KFC Competition!", and 3 years after "Jeffy's Squeaky Door!".
- This is the first Jeffy video of 2025 to not feature Brooklyn T. Guy since Poor Cody!
- There is a video with the same title made by SMLYTP before this, which can be viewed here.
- This is EDP445's first appearance in 2025 and his first appearance since "Jeffy Catches A Predator!".
- This is Patrick Mahomes' first appearance since "Brooklyn Guy Loses Everything!".
- This is Ronald McDonald's first appearance since "The SQUID GAME Meal!".
- This is the 4th Jeffy titled video in a row since "Jeffy's Lucky Jacket!".
- This episode is based on the Talk Tuah podcast, which is based on the Hawk Tuah meme. The ending where Jeffy considers launching his own coin is similar to Hailey Welch launching her own crypto currency based on her meme, and Marvin telling Jeffy that he shouldn't scam people is similar to People being scammed by the crypto currency.
- Rape (x9) is censored.
Errors[]
- The first BTS thumbnail originally said "Jeffy stars a podcast", however this was later corrected to say "Jeffy starts a podcast".
- In the thumbnail it shows an iMac, however, it was never used in Jeffy's podcast.
Poll[]
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