"Jeffy's Pinch Problem!" is the 1,122nd episode of SML Movies. It's also a collaboration special with the mobile game Dragon City.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy gets pinched really hard and gets payback!
Plot[]
Today is St. Patrick's Day at Y U DUMB? Elementary School where Jackie Chu tells students not to pinch each other. but Bully did pinch Jeffy and got beaten up and then slammed by Jeffy's Desk. Later, the former is The video starts at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Jackie Chu wishes everyone a Happy Saint Patrick's Day, which Patrick says "Happy Saint Me's Day" as he says he's not wearing green, and someone can pinch him but not too hard because he'll scream. Jackie Chu says "Uhuh, thank you Patrick" as he tells the class that since it's Saint Patrick's Day, if they're not wearing green, then pinch each other as he says what he wants them to do is pull out a piece of paper and write a story about what they would do if they saw a Leprechaun. The video then cuts to Jeffy, picking his nose, which he says "You stubborn little booger, I'm hungry, I haven't had breakfast yet but I'm about too" as he struggles to get a booger out of his nose. Bully says to himself that he doesn't see Jeffy wearing any green, so it means he can pinch him as he then goes up and pinches Jeffy, which upsets Jeffy as he angerly asks if he pinched him, which Bully says he did because he's not wearing green, but Jeffy says he has a booger in his nose as he asks if he doesn't see it. Bully says it doesn't count, and he has to be wearing green, which Jeffy says he has green on his diaper, but Bully says he shouldn't even be wearing a diaper because he's a big boy. Jeffy then tells Bully that if he pinches him again, he's going to be breathing through a straw, which Bully doesn't listen as he pinches Jeffy again, causing Jeffy grab Bully by his neck and repeatedly hits him on the desk. Jackie Chu notices and tells Jeffy to stop, saying he's going to kill him as Jeffy then picks up a chair and throws it on Bully as the video then cuts to Muriel crying and asking Brooklyn T. Guy to tell her straight up what's wrong, which Brooklyn Guy says that judging by the smell, she has gingivitis, but Muriel says "No, my son, not me", which Brooklyn Guy says he gets that it's really sad, but he feels a little worse for his nose, which Muriel asks if he's serious. Susan Smith then says what Brooklyn Guy is trying to say is that Bully is brain dead, and they put him in a medically induced coma as Brooklyn Guy says he's on "that good shit" and Michael Jackson would be jealous. Muriel then asks if her son is going to survive, which Brooklyn Guy says "People don't usually come back from being brain dead but you can go ahead and pray to whatever God you want, maybe make a Facebook post, get some likes, that might help", which Muriel says she wants to press charges on whoever did it to her son. Brooklyn Guy says he's a cop and he'll go work on that as he then leaves while Muriel continues to cry.
The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Rose says "Oh Marvin, you're not wearing green", which Marvin says he is as Rose then pinches Marvin while Marvin lists what green things he's wearing, which this goes on until Marvin tells Rose to stop, which Rose stops and laughs as Marvin tells Jeffy that they got a call from his principal, which Marvin asks why did he beat up another student, but Jeffy says "Ask me if I give a fuck", which Marvin does so as Jeffy then pulls out a small emergency box, which Jeffy says his last "fuck" is in it, and it says "In case of emergency, break the glass", which he says "This isn't an emergency" as Brooklyn Guy comes in and says he's here to arrest Jeffy. Marvin asks why he's going to arrest Jeffy, which Brooklyn Guy says it's for the fight he got in today at school, which Marvin says he can't arrest a kid for getting some tom foolery, but Brooklyn Guy says it wasn't tom foolery, he beat the kid so bad that he got brain damage, which upsets Marvin as he says "Jeffy! You made another kid act just like you", which offends Rose as she says "Marvin!" in an upset tone. Marvin says it's true as he then asks Brooklyn Guy how bad the kid is hurt, which Brooklyn Guy says he's beat up pretty bad and he's breathing through a tube, which upsets Marvin more as he angerly asks Jeffy if he made another kid breath through a tube, which Jeffy says "Well Daddy, he wouldn't stop pinching me, and I told him that if he kept pinching me, he be breathing through a straw". Marvin asks if he did it just because someone pinched him, which Jeffy says he didn't want to be pinched as Brooklyn Guy says none of them can pinch him because it would be assaulting a police officer, but Marvin asks why doesn't he just wear green, which Brooklyn Guy says he knew it was Saint Patrick's Day, but he wanted someone to test him and try him as he says "I will throw your ass in jail, who wants to do it" as he looks at Marvin and says "You want to pinch me bitch?", but Marvin doesn't answer, which Brooklyn Guy says that's what he thought as Marvin says he's not wearing any green, but Brooklyn Guy says he better not pinch him and he'll shoot him as the video then cuts to the sponsor segment. After the sponsor segment, Brooklyn Guy says that Saint Patrick's Day reminds him of a Saint Patrick's Day story that he has. Marvin says he already told them one before, but Brooklyn Guy says this is a different one and he's lived through a lot of Saint Patrick's Days as he then tells the story. After the story, Brooklyn Guy says "So yeah, don't invite me to a funeral on Saint Patrick's Day, unless you want to get pinched" as he then says he knows that he's not wearing any green, but he wanted someone to try him as he then says he's arrest Jeffy as he and Jeffy then leave while Marvin begs him not to arrest Jeffy as he says he didn't mean too as Rose then pinches Marvin, which upsets Marvin as he says he's joining Jeffy in jail. The video then cuts to the courthouse, where Judge Pooby says today, they will be hearing the case of Jeffy, who beat the "everloving shit" out of a classmate for pinching him on Saint Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
Judge Pooby then asks Jeffy to explain himself, which Jeffy explains that he had a booger in his noose, meaning he technically had green on, and he told him that if he pinched him, he would be breathing through a straw, and "mama raised no liar" as he says "So guess what he's breathing out of". Judge Pooby says the Saint Patrick's Day rule is he must be wearing green clothing, and since his booger was in his nose and not visible, it means he was pinchable, and since it was a worthy pinch, he was not justified to retaliate in such a gruesome way as he then asks Brooklyn Guy how bad are the victim's injuries. Brooklyn Guy says he's in a coma and he's practically brain dead, he's breathing through a tube, and has a machine keeping him alive as he then says he's what they call a vegetable. This shocks Judge Pooby as he tells Jeffy he sentences him to 25 hours of community service as he then taps his gavel, but Jeffy pinches him and says he's not wearing green, which Judge Pooby gets revenge as he says he sentences him to 25 years in Prison because the pinch really hurt and he's pissed off that he wasn't wearing green as he then taps his gavel and tells Brooklyn Guy to take Jeffy away. Brooklyn Guy tells Jeffy he's coming with him, but Jeffy pinches him, so Brooklyn Guy pinches him back, causing a pinch fight until Judge Pooby tells them to knock it off, which Brooklyn Guy then takes Jeffy to Jail. In Jail, Brooklyn Guy puts Jeffy in his cell as he tells Jeffy to get in there. Jeffy then tries to pinch Brooklyn Guy, but Brooklyn Guy says he's not going to pinch him as he tells Jeffy to have fun spending the next 25 years of his "miserable life" in prison as he then leaves, but then comes back and apologizes, saying it was really mean, it must be upsetting for him and he's going to be in there for a long time as he says he couldn't do it because he's claustrophobic, but Jeffy pinches him, pissing Brooklyn Guy off as he says he'll take it back and he'll kill him as he then leaves. Jeffy grunts and asks himself what he's going to do in jail as Bubbles then comes over and says "Hey beautiful", which Jeffy says hey back as Bubbles asks what brings him to "Bubble's Paradise", which Jeffy says he beat the shit out of someone, which shocks Bubbles as he says he done his fair share of "tearing up man ass" consensually and non-consensually as he then asks Jeffy what's his choice going to be. Jeffy tells Bubbles that if he touches him, he'll die, which shocks Bubbles as he tells Jeffy not to get feisty and he's a lover, not a fighter, but Jeffy pinches Bubbles and says he's not wearing green. Bubbles calls it kinky, and he should have pinched a little lower on a nipple so he can feel it as he then goes to try to pinch Jeffy. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, asking what's going on as he then notices Bubble's is now on the floor, which he asks what happened. Jeffy says he hit him very hard and a lot, which shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks why would he do that and Bubble's has been an exceptional inmate as he heard good things about him from other cell mates as he then says he's putting him in solitary confinement as he then takes Jeffy out of his cell. The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Rose says she wonders how Jeffy is doing in jail, which Marvin says he deserves to be in jail for what he did as Brooklyn Guy then comes in with Jeffy, which Brooklyn Guy says Jeffy knocked out his cellmate, so he has to put him in solitary confinement, but the prison doesn't have solitary confinement because they're renovating it, so he's going to take him to a super-max security prison all the way in Colorado, and they're never going to see Jeffy again, so he brought him over so they could say goodbye as he then asks Jeffy if there's anything he wants to say, which Jeffy says "Stink Stink Fuckshit". Brooklyn Guy then says that's the last thing they're going to ever hear from him, which upsets Marvin as he says he doesn't want Jeffy to go to Colorado for that long as he asks if there's anything he can do as he begs, saying they'll do anything for him to release Jeffy, which Brooklyn Guy thinks for some time, and says he really needs to "give a fuck", but he doesn't have a "fuck" to give, so if he had a "fuck" to give, it would be great, which Jeffy says he has one as he pulls out a small emergency box, which he says it's his vert last "fuck", which excites Brooklyn Guy as he takes it and says he really needs to "give a fuck". Marvin asks why, which Brooklyn Guy says his wife keeps complaining that the dishwasher is going on way longer than it should, and he doesn't give a fuck, so, if he takes the small emergency box the last "fuck" in it, then he can finally give a fuck as he then leaves, telling Jeffy he's free to go, which shocks Marvin as he asks Jeffy if he learned his lesson, but Jeffy says "No".
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Jackie Chu
- Bully
- Muriel
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Susan Smith
- Marvin
- Rose
- Joanne
- Judge Pooby
- Bubbles
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Patrick (cameo)
- Karen (indirectly mentioned)
- Michael Jackson (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "The Pot Of Gold!", 2 years after "Cody's Green Problem!", 4 years after "Jeffy's Text Message!", 6 years after "The Restraining Order!", 8 years after "Pinch! Pinch! Pinch!", a decade after "Cody's Sleepover", and 17 years after "Mario and Tony: Mickey Mouse Club House".
- This is Muriel's first appearance in 2025 and her first appearance since "The Bully Solution!".
- This is the second time Bully pinches Jeffy, with the first being "Jeffy Gets Expelled!".
- This is not only one of the worst things that Jeffy has ever done to Bully, but this is also the most awful and the most deadliest thing that he has done to him, besides when Jeffy axed Bully in the head in Jeffy Goes To Juvie!.
- This is the 3rd Jeffy titled episode in a row since “Jeffy's Lucky Jacket!“.
- The sponsor segment introduced the SML Dragon available for players to unlock through the provided link, making SML the umpteenth YouTube channel sponsored by Dragon City to have its very own dragon.
- This video seems to have replaced "Our New Channel!" as the channel trailer for unknown reasons.
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