"Jeffy's Pet Squirrel!" (stylized as "Jeffy's Pet SQUIRREL!") is the 1,080th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy wants to keep a squirrel as a pet!
Plot[]
The video starts with Chef Pee Pee, cooking his boiled peanut pie as he says first, he has to finish baking the pie, and then he can boil peanuts as he goes to open the oven door to check on the pie, only for him to start coughing from the smoke, which this causes him to open the backyard door in the kitchen to let out the smoke. He then goes back to the stove to start boiling the peanuts, which he roleplays doing so. Suddenly, he sees a squirrel in his kitchen, taking a peanut from his pile of peanuts. Chef Pee Pee doesn't like this as he says "Oh you peanut stealing bitch" as he goes back roleplaying, claiming the peanuts called the "ops" for help, but it doesn't matter as Chef Pee Pee pulls out a rolling pin and tries hitting the Squirrel with it, only for the squirrel to run away, causing Chef Pee Pee to miss.
The video then cuts to Jeffy, asking Marvin how to spell "stinky", which Marvin spells out the word, saying "S-T-I-N-K-Y", but Jeffy says no. Marvin then asks how you spell stinky then, which Jeffy says it's spelt "P-U", which causes Rose to laugh. Marvin then asks Jeffy how to spell "stupid dumbass", but Jeffy says "How" instead of an answer, so Marvin says it's spelt "J-E-F-F-Y", which this led to Jeffy having a meltdown and running away as he says "You're mean daddy". Rose doesn't like it as she asks Marvin how to spell "mean bald guy", which she says it's spelt "M-A-R-V-I-N". Marvin then gets her back by asking her how to spell "you only have a top lip", which he says it's spelt "R-O-S-E" which results in Rose crying as she says it's mean. Marvin tries to make her stop crying by saying that his mustache is upside down and they kept it that way, but Rose says he looks weird as she then continues crying.
At the stairs, Jeffy is still crying from what happened earlier as he sits on one of the rounded ends on the stair rail, jumping up and down. He does this until he sees the Squirrel walking towards him, holding a peanut he stole from Chef Pee Pee earlier, which Jeffy asks if it's a bunny rabbit as he says "Hey Mr. Bunny Rabbit, what doing" as he then asks why there would be a bunny rabbit in the house, which he comes up that it maybe be his Christmas present from Marvin and Rose that escaped from his cage as he tells the Squirrel to come here as he takes the squirrel, saying "I'm going to go thank my mommy and daddy" as he goes back to the Red Couch, saying "Mommy Daddy, you really shouldn't have" as he then says he's the happiest boy ever as he pets the squirrel, but Marvins asks him where he got the Squirrel at, which Jeffy tells him it's a bunny rabbit, but Marvin tells him it's not a bunny rabbit, it's a Squirrel as he asks again where he got him. Jeffy tells him he got him from the stairs, but Marvin doesn't believe him as he says it's a lie. Jeffy then says "All right fine, don't believe me" as he continues petting the Squirrel as Marvin tells him to throw it outside as it might have rabies. Jeffy ignores this as he says "It's ok Stinky Fuckhead Shithead 4", which shocks Marvin as he says "What!?", which Jeffy repeats the name as he says it's his name, but Marvin tells him he can't name him that as it implies that there are 1 through 3 Stinky Shithead Fuckhead's as Rose suggests the name Peanut because he has a peanut as Rose and Jeffy throw out name ideas until Marvin tells Jeffy to stop as he says they are not naming the squirrel because if he names it, he's going to want to keep it as Jeffy says "Oh Cotton Candy Vacuum Fucker Stinky Shit Asshole 14 and 1/2 times 3 is 7", which Marvin approves the name as he says he can keep the Squirrel if he can say the exact name again, which Jeffy ends up saying "Cotton Candy Vacuum Fucker 4", resulting in Marvin telling Jeffy that he didn't get it right, meaning he has to go, buy Jeffy says "Times 3" as the Squirrel bites Marvin in the arm, causing Marvin to say "Ow! He bit me that piece of shit", buy Jeffy says that isn't his name as he says it's "Stinky Diaper 14 and 1/2 times 3 Vacuum Fucker", which Marvin says Ok as he then takes the peanut that the Squirrel dropped, and throws it, saying "Take this fucking peanut, get the fuck out of here", which Jeffy and the Squirrel proceed to leave as Rose asks Marvin if he's ok, which Marvin says he's just upset because of the Squirrel biting him.
The video then cuts to the playroom, where Cody is asking his friends Junior, Joseph, and Timmy Huckerdoo if they are ready to play Tippy the Magic Dragon, which he makes a comment, saying not to be confused with Doofy the Dragon because they can't really use him anymore, but Junior asks how's Tippy floating, which Cody says it's by strings. Junior then asks how do you play, which Cody explains that you stack stuff on top of Tippy the Magic Dragon until he tips over, which if he tips over on your turn, you lose. Junior understands this as he says he wants to put something on Tippy as he grabs a blue hook piece, and forcedly puts it on Tippy, causing him to fall, resulting in Junior losing, which Cody says "There goes Tippy" until he sees a squirrel come in, which he asks if it's a squirrel, but Jeffy says no and it's a bunny rabbit as he comes in. Timmy sees this as he says "Oh my god, he's so cute" as he asks if he can pet him, which Jeffy says sure as Timmy goes to pet him, but the squirrel bites his hand, causing Timmy to cry in pain as he says "Oh my god! He bit me!" as he then runs out, screaming in pain while saying he's telling his dad. Cody tells Jeffy it might have rabies, but Jeffy thinks he said babies as he says "I haven't humped it yet, it's not going to have babies", which Cody tells him he didn't say babies, he said rabies. Jeffy then says "Come on Stinky Stink Liquor 7" as they then leave as Jeffy says they aren't wanted here. Cody then asks if it was its name, which Junior says he thinks so as the video cuts back to the Red Couch, where Rose tells Marvin she really thinks he should let Jeffy keep Peanut the Squirrel, but Marvin asks who's Peanut the Squirrel as he says he never met a squirrel or a Peanut, but Rose tells him that it's a good idea for Jeffy to have a pet as she says it would teach him responsibility, but Marvin disagrees as he says he's had so many pets in the past as he says he's had a goldfish, a hamster , a paralyzed dog, and a dinosaur, which he says who knows where that is, but Rose says he's so cute, which Marvin says he can be cute outside, where squirrels live as he's not supposed to live inside the house as he says he doesn't want Peanut the Squirrel. The doorbell then rings, which Marvin leaves to get it, saying "There's someone at the door, hold on".
At the front door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Brooklyn T. Guy and Hank Huckerdoo, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that his neighbor has a complaint as he tells Hank to complain, which Hank tells Marvin that he has his Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving as he says the HOA is gonna fine him, but Brooklyn Guy tells him "No, the other thing", which Hank also tells Marvin he left his garbage cans out, 2 hours after the garbage man came, but Brooklyn Guy says "No no, the thing with his son", which Hank then tells Marvin that he has a "Tard Tard Binks son" who is running around with a pet Squirrel, and it bit his kid as Brooklyn Guy then asks if it's true, but Marvin tells him Jeffy's been hanging out with a Squirrel and he said found it as Brooklyn Guy then says he Legally has to decapitate the squirrel since it bit Hank's kid. This shocks Marvin as he says "Decapitate it!?", which Brooklyn Guy says that's the only way to check for rabies. Marvin questions this as he says "Why?", which Brooklyn Guy says it's the only scientific way to check for rabies as he says he takes a big-old knife, cut the head off, and a little line shows up that looks like a pregnancy test appears, telling him if he had rabies or not. Marvin asks what if it doesn't have rabies, which Brooklyn Guy says then he cut its head off for no reason, but he doesn't care as it's already dead. Marvin then asks if he's going to cut its head off even if it's innocent, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he then says they do it in Mexico to people when they wronged the Cartel, and they even take a video as he says it's disgusting. Marvin then says he thinks it's really mean to cut a Squirrels head off for no reason, but Brooklyn Guy tells him it's the law as he explains that if his pet bites a guest, they can legally have the police cut its head off unless he has paperwork saying his pet's been vaccinated from rabies as he then asks for that, but Marvin says no as it's a wild Squirrel, which excites Brooklyn Guy as he says "Looks like I'm cutting its head off", but Marvin begs him not to as he says "Oh come on, don't cut Peanut's head off". Brooklyn Guy then says "Oh you named it", but Marvin tells him he didn't name it and someone else did, but his name is still Peanut, which Brooklyn Guy says he's really sorry for Peanut, but he doesn't want Hank's son to die of rabies. Marvin asks why not he just test Hank's son, but Brooklyn Guy tells him he doesn't want to waste medicine on somebody who might not have rabies when there are people who know they have rabies, and it's way easier and fun to kill the Squirrel. Marvin begs him to not do it, but Brooklyn Guy tells him he's already going to his car and get his big-old Rabies Knife as he walks to his car while Marvin goes upstairs to the Red Couch.
At the Red Couch, Rose and the Squirrel are playing catch with a Peanut until Marvin runs in, saying "Baby Baby!", which Rose tells Marvin that Peanut is catching his peanut as they continue, which Marvin tells her that Peanut needs to outside, but Rose tells Marvin to stop trying to ruin their fun. Marvin tells Rose that he's not trying to ruin their fun but if Peanut doesn't go outside, he's getting his head cut off, but Rose saying "Marvin's no fun" as Rose and the Squirrel then continue playing catch as Marvin tells Rose that he is fun, he just doesn't him to have his head cut off as he then joins in, saying he's going to get the peanut as Marvin jumps up to try to catch the peanut each time Rose and the Squirrel throws it. Brooklyn Guy then comes in, welding a knife, saying he's got the knife, which Marvin says "Fuck, I got distracted" while Rose asks if they are having cake, which Brooklyn Guy says they are having cake; Squirrel head cake, which this interests Rose as she says she never had that before, which Brooklyn Guy says "Me neither" as Rose introduces him to their pet Squirrel Peanut, which she tells him that he catches his peanut as Rose throws the peanut to the Squirrel, who catches it. Brooklyn Guy says it's pretty cool as he then says he's going to have to cut "Peanut's" head off, which this shocks Rose as she asks why, but Brooklyn Guy says if he explains it again, people are going to be mad as Marvin whispers the expatiation to Rose, which shocks Rose as she says "Rabies!?". Brooklyn Guy says he really could have explained it that quickly as Marvin begs him to not kill Peanut as he tells him to look at the Peanut that he's holding, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows he's very cute because his name is Peanut and he has a Peanut, but he has to cut his head off to see if he has rabies as the Squirrel then talks in Squirrel, which Brooklyn Guy asks what's he saying as he says it's been forever since he spoke Squirrel as he then starts talking in Squirrel, which the Squirrel responds in Squirrel as Marvin says "Wait, you can speak Squirrel?", which Brooklyn Guy says he does and he does it all the time as Marvin then asks why doesn't he ask the Squirrel, which Brooklyn Guy says "Ok" as he and the Squirrel then have a conversation, which they talk until Marvin asks if he has rabies or not, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know and he was quoting Emperor's New Groove. This disappoints Marvin as he says it was a waste of time, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows, he was just having fun as he then tells him to bring the Squirrel over to him so he can kill him as he can't go over to the other side of the couch because they are in the way and he doesn't want to cut him. Marvin then says he said he wouldn't have to cut his head off if he had rabies shot, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah, but then says he told him he was a wild Squirrel and he didn't have paperwork. Marvin then makes up a lie, saying he wasn't talking Peanut, but a different Squirrel. Brooklyn Guy asks if he has multiple Squirrels living in his house, which Marvin says yeah as he then asks Jeffy what's the Squirrel's name, which Jeffy says Peanut, but Marvin asks him what was the other squirrel names he said, which Jeffy says "Stinky Fucker Green Bean Casserole Dick 9", which this shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks how many "Stinky Fucker Green Bean Casserole Dick" Squirrels does he have, which Marvin tells him 9, which Brooklyn Guy understands it as he says he guess it makes sense as Marvin says they have so many Squirrels, but the only have that has the rabies shot is Peanut as he points to the Squirrel. Brooklyn Guy then asks for paperwork, which Marvin says he has paperwork for Peanut, but not "Casserole Dicks". Brooklyn Guy then says he might be decapitating "Casserole Dicks", but asks if he can see Peanut's paperwork, which Marvin says yeah as he gets out a fake results paperwork of Peanut that he made, claiming he couldn't find a copy of the results, so he had the doctor fax it over. Brooklyn Guy falls for it as he puts down the knife and looks at it, saying it looks pretty official to him, which he notices the Doctors name of Dr. Vorhees as he asks if it's Jason Vorhees, which he then says the last time he saw, he was drowning in a lake while the Camp Counselors were banging as he then says he didn't know he got his shit together and became a doctor as he then leaves, saying if any of those "Casserole Dick guys" come back, just let him know.
After Brooklyn Guy leaves, Rose is impressed of what Marvin did as she says he saved Peanut as she says she thought he didn't like him, which Marvin says he doesn't think they should have a pet squirrel, but he thinks it's wrong to cut an animal's head off for no reason as he then was about to say something before making a sound, which Rose asks Marvin if he's ok as he starts making sounds. Marvin then says he is, it's that he's just hungry as he then says they definitely should eat, which Rose say "Ok..?" as Marvin, Rose and Jeffy leave as the video cuts to the dining room table, where Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy have Arby's, which Rose doesn't like this as Rose tells Marvin that he knows she's vegetarian, but Marvin sits up, now having blood shot eyes and foam in his mouth as he tells Rose to eat it as it's good as he devours his Arby's Roast Beef sandwich like a rabid animal. Jeffy then tells Marvin that his Roast Beef sandwich looks like a "single mother of forest puss". Marvin then says "Jeffy eat boy!", which Jeffy says he's going to eat it like it's his landlord and the rent's due as Jeffy eats it while Rose tells Marvin that she thinks the Squirrel might had rabies as he's foaming at the mouth as Marvin raises, making random sounds, and then going back to devouring his Arby's Roast Beef sandwich like a rabid animal.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- The Squirrel
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Cody
- Junior
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Timmy Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo (deleted scene)
- Joseph (cameo)
- Doofy the Dragon (mentioned)
- Pee Pee Suck (hamster) (indirectly mentioned)
- Pee Pee Suck (fish) (indirectly mentioned)
- Booger (indirectly mentioned)
- Shitass (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Jeffy's Daughter!", 7 years after the remake of "SUPER MARIO GOT MILK", 8 years after "Smart Jeffy", a decade after "The Call of Duty Problem", 13 years after "No Towel", and 17 years after the original "SUPER MARIO GOT MILK".
- This video also marks the 17th anniversary of SML.
- This video marks the return of the Squirrel after 9 months since "The Acorn!".
- This is Timmy's first appearance since "Scooby Doo!".
- Marvin states that he doesn't know where Booger is.
- Marvin makes a reference to the original concept of his puppet having his mustache on the right side up.
- Apparently, it got upside down and they never fixed it.
- When Rose started crying over Marvin's joke, this is possibly because Nancy used to do the joke on Jeffy in an abusive matter, which caused Jeffy to have trauma and she felt it.
Errors[]
- In this video, Marvin says that Rose only has one lip, however, this is broken continuity again, because in "Jeffy's Summer Detention!" it is implied that she simply applies lipstick to her top lip only, revealing that Rose has two lips.
- At 4:09, Marvin breaks character and starts to laugh.
- The Squirrel once again, is said to have rabies in this video despite the fact that not only the Squirrel is a rodent, it's also practically impossible for them to have rabies. The Squirrel doesn't foam at the mouth once yet somehow after Marvin is bitten by the Squirrel, he foams at the mouth and has bloodshot eyes.
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