"Jeffy's Mail Order Bride!" is the 1,035th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy gets a wife!
Plot[]
Rose tells Marvin and Jeffy that she is going to the store and asks if they want anything, which Jeffy without hesitation, says he wants Pop Tarts. Marvin says that he already has Pop Tarts but Jeffy says he doesn't like them. Jeffy then says he wants Hot Pockets, which Marvin tells Rose not to get Hot Pockets because Jeffy will "heat it and hump it." Jeffy then brings in a Peppa Pig Pinata, which Marvin takes it away as he tells him that he lost privileges to, which Marvin then instructs Rose to throw the Peppa Pig Pinata away. Marvin then asks him why he don't just get a girlfriend, which Jeffy answers with "Daddy, who's ever going to date this" as he points to his face, to which Marvin agrees. Marvin then yells out to Rose, telling her to get Jeffy lots of Hot Pockets, which Jeffy also yells out, saying to also get the Pop Tarts but Marvin tells him that he already has Pop Tarts, which Jeffy says they are yucky. Marvin doesn't believe this as he says they look good. So, Jeffy asks if he wants to try them, which Marvin agrees to try one. Jeffy then instructs Marvin to turn his head and open his mouth as Jeffy sneaks out a bottle of Gorilla Glue, which he uses this to glue Marvin's mouth shut. Marvin then gets Angry as Jeffy says that it's Gorilla Glue and he glued his mouth shut. Marvin then calls Brooklyn Guy in anger. Marvin calls up Brooklyn Guy, but due to his mouth being glued shut, Brooklyn Guy can't understand him and thinks that Marvin is being held hostage, and the kidnappers want money a helicopter, and Brooklyn Guy to come alone, naked. He comes to the house and thinks Marvin's telling him that the kidnappers are upstairs. When they come upstairs, and Brooklyn Guy sees no kidnappers, Jeffy say there aren't any, annoying Brooklyn Guy. Brooklyn Guy then thinks he can keep the money for himself and opens the briefcase, forgetting that there's a dye pack in there so when he opens it, he gets his face covered in blue dye and rendering the money worthless. Brooklyn Guy then goes to get dressed. Brooklyn Guy comes back in with his cop outfit on, and Jeffy finally tells him that Marvin's mouth is glued shut. This reminds Brooklyn Guy of his old friend called "Gary Glue Lips" and decides to talk about him. Gary used to eat glue all the time and Brooklyn Guy became friends with him. However, after mishearing Gary saying parachute and thought Brooklyn Guy thought he said, "pair of shoes", resulted in Gary dying in a sky diving accident. After bringing up that Jeffy's 20th birthday is coming up, he helps Marvin by prying his mouth open. After Brooklyn Guy pry's Marvin's mouth open, Marvin feels pain in his mouth as he says "Oh, ow, you just like ripped my mouth open", which Brooklyn Guy makes a "That's what she said" joke, but then the doorbell rings, which Brooklyn Guy says that Jeffy should answer it, but Marvin asks why, which Brooklyn Guy says "Trust me, I have a feeling". Marvin then tells Jeffy to go answer the door, which Jeffy proceeds to do so. At the front door, it's revealed to by Brooklyn Guy, who says "UPS, I got a package you need to sign for", which Jeffy signs for it as he talks to the camera, saying "I'm also the UPS man in case you didn't notice". Jeffy asks Brooklyn Guy what's in the box, which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh hopefully something that gets us five more fucking minutes" but then says "I mean the plot", and then hands Jeffy the package after Jeffy finishes signing for it, which he tells Jeffy "I'll see you upstairs" as he takes his clipboard back.
Back at the Red Couch, Jeffy says "Hey daddy, look, a package came in your mail", which Marvin asks what's in it, but Jeffy doesn't give him a useful answer as he makes a joke, which Marvin is confused while Brooklyn Guy comes in, saying "Hey, sorry, I was in the bathroom" but then notices the package, which he says "Oh hey look, a package, I didn't know you had a package" as he then asks what's in it, which Marvin also asks what's in it, only for Jeffy to tell them that he doesn't know as he says he didn't order anything. Marvin then instructs Jeffy to open the package, which Jeffy opens it, revealing a mail-order bride, which the mail-order bride says "Hello, who is my husband". Marvin is shocked about this as he says "There's a woman in that box", which Brooklyn Guy makes a joke about the package being for him, but then says that it's very strange. Jeffy then says that he thinks the package came from Epstein's Island. The mail-order bride then says "I am your mail-order bride", which Marvin says "What, mail-order bride, what's that?", which Brooklyn Guy says he has heard of it as he explains that it's a website where you can buy a wife, which he says it's mostly for ugly people. Then mail-order bride then says "I have of the three of you, I cannot tell who is my husband", which Brooklyn Guy finds it hurtful as he says "Well that's just hurtful" but then says "Although right now, I do look like I'm an avatar" while Jeffy asks Marvin if he can bang her, which Marvin says no but Jeffy says he wants "Russian Pooper" but Marvin says "No Pooper". Jeffy then says "Yes Pooper" but Marvin says that no one is marrying her, which the mail-order bride says that she needs a green card, and then asks who's her husband, which Jeffy says that he'll be her husband, but Marvin says that the no. Jeffy then begs to marry her as he promises that he'll take her outside for her to use the bathroom and he'll give her food and water, which Brooklyn Guy agrees, saying "Come on Marvin, every boy deserves a Russian mail order bride", which Marvin then says "Alright" after thinking, which Jeffy likes this as he tells Marvin that he's the best daddy ever, but Marvin says that she's going to pound if there is one accident, which Jeffy says "Oh she's going to the pound right now" as he tells his mail-order bride to get her shit as he says that she's going to his room, which the mail-order bride says that she's bringing her box as both of them then proceed to go to Jeffy's room. Marvin then asks Brooklyn Guy if he can wash his face, but Brooklyn Guy tells him that no, it's a dye pack, that's the whole point as he says that it just stays there. In Jeffy's room, Jeffy tells his mail-order bride that this is his room, and shows her his bunk beds, which he asks her "Top or Bottom?", which the mail-order bride says that she likes the top, but Jeffy then asks her "Which bunk bed do you want", which the mail-order bride says "Whatever you prefer". Jeffy then thinks and asks her what's her name, which the mail-order bride says "whatever you like it will be", which Jeffy thinks as it cuts to the Red Couch, where Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin "Damn Marvin, he's really going to town in there, it's been like an hour" as he hears bed springs, but then hears it stop as he says "Oh, it just stopped", then Jeffy comes in, asking Marvin if they have any bottles of water because his balls are dehydrated, which Marvin ignores as he tells Jeffy to talk to him as he asks "You don't actually want to marry that Russian girl", which Jeffy tells him that he actually does as he says that he was "Vladimir Putting-It-In-Your Pooper" but Marvin tells him that they don't even know who she is as he says that she could be stealing stuff, and asks why he would leave her alone, which Jeffy says "All right, fine, I'll call her in here" as he calls for her, saying "Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4, get in here", revealing that he named her Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4, which shocks Marvin as he asks Jeffy "What did you just call her!?", which Jeffy says "Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4", which Marvin tells Jeffy "No!", which Jeffy changes it to 5, but Marvin says no, so Jeffy says "Alright, 6" but Marvin tells him that the number's not the problem, it's that Jeffy has a swear word in her name, which Jeffy says "Okay fine, I'll change it" as he says "Jeffy-Fart-F word 4, get in here", which she proceeds to get in, saying "Hello", which Brooklyn Guy says "Hi Jeffy-Fart-F word 4", which Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 asks Brooklyn Guy how's he doing but Marvin tells her "You don't actually like that name" but Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 says she likes the name as she says it's very pretty. Marvin then tells her that she doesn't actually have to bang Jeffy, which he calls him "Tard Tard Binks" as Jeffy does a Jar Jar Binks impression. Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 then says "You know, I like it in this country here with your blue walls, your Red Couch, I see why you pick these colors for your flag" as Brooklyn Guy then says "Fuck yeah, America, 58 times straight Super Bowl, world champions, and we won the last five NBA championships too, cuz the Toronto Raptors won 6 years ago, but Canada can like my taint cuz we're America, we got Tacos, and French Fries, and Pizza, and um, uh, and school shootings I guess, and football, did I mention football, fuck yeah, we're the best country". Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 then says she's hungry, which Marvin asks her what does she eat but gets interrupted by Jeffy, who says "Dick". Marvin then asks her again what does she eat, which Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 says Vodka.
Marvin says he doesn't think they don't have Vodka, but Rose is almost back with the Hot Pockets, which Jeffy says "You can tell Mommy to cancel the Hot Pockets because I'm going to be eating Russian Hot Pockets tonight" but Marvin tells Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 that Rose is also getting Pop Tarts, but then the doorbell rings, which Marvin goes to get it as he says "That might be her, Pop Tart time!". At the front door, it's revealed to be Mr. Goodman, who asks Marvin if one of his packages accidentally got delivered there, but then says it wouldn't be an accident considering that he owns his house, and naturally, he gets his packages sent to properties that he owns, which Marvin tells him that there was a package delivered. Goodman asks if he opened it, which Marvin tells him no, but gets interrupted by Goodman, who explains that it's his monthly mail-order bride subscription service, where they send him a new wife every single month, and this month was supposed to be a Russian, which he tells him that her name was going to be Goodman-Fart-Fuck 4, which shocks Marvin as he says "What!?", which Goodman changes it to 5, but Marvin says no, so Goodman says "Ok, 6" but Marvin tells him that the number's not the issue, it's that there's a swear word in the name, which Goodman tells him that he'll censor it as her says "Goodman-Fart F word 4". Marvin then asks if he's in a nightmare, which Goodman says that's what he thought when he showed up and didn't see his package on his front doorstep, which Marvin tells him that his package is upstairs. Goodman then says he's coming to get her as he and Marvin proceed to go upstairs. Back at the Red Couch, Marvin tells Jeffy that the "real owner of that women is here" as Goodman looks at her, which shocks Jeffy as he says "What", which Goodman says "That's right" as he says "Come on Goodman-Fart-Fuck 4" but Jeffy-Fart-Fuck 4 asks what's going on, which Marvin tells her that Jeffy's really not her husband as he says he didn't order her, and points to Goodman as he says "He did", which shocks her as she tells Jeffy "What, you lied to me", which Jeffy says "I'm sorry sweet cheeks, I was trying to get some strange". Goodman then says "That's right" as he tells her to come on, but Marvin stops them as he says that it's probably the right thing to do to let her pick who she wants to have as a husband, which Goodman says it's a good idea as Goodman says "Money" while Jeffy says "Wiener", which she ends up choosing Goodman, causing Jeffy to whine as Goodman tells her "All right, come on, let's go" as they both proceed to leave. Marvin tells Jeffy not to be sad as he says that she was never his, and that it was just his turn, which Brooklyn Guy says that women are always going to choose Money as he then says "Just like my ex-wife, that fat bitch", which Marvin agrees, saying "Yeah, she was fat". Brooklyn Guy then asks Marvin if he remembers when his mouth of glued shut as he says that he liked it better that way as he says "Face!, burn". Brooklyn Guy then says "get you some ointment for that burn, and your itch ass" as he says that he's his doctor and he knows about Marvin's itchy ass problem.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Jeffy/Goodman-Fart-Fuck 4 (debut)
- Mr. Goodman
- Debra (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- According to Lance in the reaction of "Jeffy's Sister!", this video was supposed to be uploaded before Jeffy's birthday, but the video wasn't getting monetized so Logan delayed its upload.
- This means that this episode takes place between "SUPERPOWERS 3" and "Jeffy's 20th Birthday!".
- This video was uploaded 4 years after "Meet The Cast: Matthew" and 8 years after "Evil Chef Pee Pee!".
- This video was revealed in the previous episode, Summer School! Part 3, when Cody read a biography about himself that revealed the future of SML videos.
- This is the first time The SML House appears in the thumbnail since "Locked Out".
- Marvin tells Jeffy to get a girlfriend and gets Peppa Pig while Peppa is 4 and Jeffy is 20 (19 in this episode).
- The Peppa Pig piñata is also reused from "Bowser Junior's House Party!". It was also seen in a majority of Lance's behind-the-scenes videos with a fake mustache placed on it.
- Despite the title of this video, it mostly consisted of the Gorilla Glue and ink plot, and only the last few minutes were focused on the mail order bride portion.
- This is the second time that Jeffy does his impression of Meatwad from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", with the first being "The Talent Show!".
Errors[]
- The video's title originally had a quotation mark instead of a colon after "SML Movie". This was later fixed.
- Brooklyn Guy says that Jeffy's 20th Birthday is coming next week even though it was released after.
- However, this episode seems to take place between August 12th and 16th like "Jeffy's Biggest Fear!".
- Despite Logan stating himself that the fans are tired of Brooklyn Guy's animated stories in "Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired!", Brooklyn Guy once again tells an animated story here. It's possible that this video could take place before Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired!, however this wouldn't make much sense since Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired! was a response to fan backlash.
- It's possible that video instead meant that they're going to be doing it less frequently from now on, however they started to overuse them again ever since "Jeffy's Lego Competition!". It's most likely that Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired! is meant to be a hater episode, but Logan has yet to respond about this.
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