"Jeffy's Lunch Money!" is the 413th episode of SML Movies and the fourth episode of Third Grade.
Synopsis[]
Black Yoshi sees that Mario gives Jeffy lunch money and he wants some!
Plot[]
The video instantly begins with Black Yoshi trying to ask Mario for money for KFC, and Mario denies. Jeffy comes along, and asks for lunch money, saying he doesn't want to eat his poop. Once taking the $5 given to him, Jeffy reveals he's saved the $20 that Mario gave him the four consecutive days prior. Black Yoshi starts to complain why Jeffy gets money, but he can't even get $50. Black Yoshi volunteers to do some chores, such as washing dishes, mistaken for watching, and taking out the trash, mistaken for a date.
Mario truthfully explains that a father has to take care for his son, while Black Yoshi must help himself. Black Yoshi uses creativity, and he critically plans. Later that night, Jeffy hops into bed, telling Mario that he did a dump in his diaper. Later that night, Black Yoshi comes in and slowly removes Jeffy from his crib. Black Yoshi then places Jeffy inside the bedroom closet and locks the door. He pulls out a Jeffy costume and walks out of Jeffy's room.
The next day, Mario wakes up Jeffy for school, where Black Yoshi, disguised as Jeffy appears. He then makes multiple lies and excuses for money, where Mario blindly falls for his disguise. He leaves with $80, and heads off for school. At Y U Dumb Elementary School, Jackie Chu announces that they will learn about the fifty states in the United States, then weirdly talks about how China is way to the left and right of the U.S. He holds up a challenging wager, to anyone who is willing to receive $50 for correctly answering all fifty questions right. Unfortunately for Cody, Chu adds a harsh rule which only allows the dumb students to partake in the challenge. Among hearing that harsh rule, Cody thinks that it isn't fair.
He starts with "Jeffy", who is bored in all of this. He is awakened and Jackie Chu puts in the first question, where Black Yoshi gets incorrect, in a stupid state of mind, by saying the state above Tennessee is "elevenssee", thinking it's about counting. He gets two more questions. Black Yoshi says the capital of Kentucky is "fried chicken" and responds that Popeye’s is next to Kentucky. He then gets one last chance, The question is "What state is below New York". Black Yoshi says "Old York" and he ultimately fails. This causes Jackie Chu to get ticked off and tells "Jeffy" that the names of the states are on the board. Bully Bill does his usual by bullying Black Yoshi and gets snitched on.
At the house, Mario is chilling out on the couch in the game room, where he then hears shaking from Jeffy's closet door. Mario unlocks it, and finds the real, and angry, Jeffy. Mario thinks he's skipping school again, with Jeffy truthfully denying it, and denying taking the money Mario gave out earlier. Mario, out of realization from a previous conservation, angrily thinks it's a scam from Black Yoshi. Also, after being told, and yet tricked, about it, Jeffy complains about wanting to go to “the book fair”. Back at Y U Dumb Elementary School, Jackie Chu gives "Jeffy" three more chances, with Black Yoshi making nonsensical sayings about how he thinks the capital of Colorado is Coloring Book Factory, how Minnesota is where they make the “Mini Sodas”, for Minnesota's capital, and the state below Virginia is for when he lost his Virginia (virginity) at fourteen years, in Mississippi, and how it "'sippiss" on Mini Sodas from Minnesota. Jackie Chu becomes hopping mad, takes the clock above him, slams his head brutally on the face of the clock five times, throws it down, and tells everyone to go home.
After school, Black Yoshi (still disguised as Jeffy) returns to the game room and finds Mario, who knows it's him now, and brings up more lies. Mario "promises" him more money, then calls the doctor, telling Brooklyn Guy that Black Yoshi's "sick". Mario acts surprised, nonetheless. Brooklyn Guy makes short fun of Mario for not recognizing the disguise at first, pointing out the obvious nose of Black Yoshi (and saying that the next video should be called "Mario Gets Glasses!"). Mario angrily confiscates the money then asks Black Yoshi if he's learned his lesson. Black Yoshi pretends to learn his lesson. Mario orders him to apologize to Jeffy. In the closet, Mario asks Jeffy if Black Yoshi apologized to him, but Jeffy says that he didn't. The doorbell rings, and Black Yoshi, disguised as Brooklyn Guy, asks for the $10,000 bill, but will reduce it to $400 (for friends sake). The video ends after a revealing of replica Jeffy puppets coming soon, with 1,000 gold tickets waiting for the first 1,000 preorders (so if you love Jeffy, don't miss out!). The video ends.
Characters[]
- Black Yoshi
- Mario
- Jeffy
- Jackie Chu
- Bowser Junior
- Cody
- Ken
- Bully Bill
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Yoshi (mentioned)
- Logan Thirtyacre (post video)
- Lance Thirtyacre (post video)
Trivia[]
- This video contains the new Jeffy puppet found at https://smlmerch.com/.
- If one was to include the post video at the end, this is the first SML video since "Joseph Moves In!" to be over 20 minutes.
- This is the second time Black Yoshi goes to Junior and Jeffy's school and wants something that Jeffy has and has to apologize for it, the first being "Jeffy's New Shoes!".
- This is the first time Cody gets in trouble in class for being gay with Ken.
- Black Yoshi references his cousin Yoshi and how Mario rides on his back in the Mario games.
- This was the first episode where Jackie Chu has an anger breakdown due to Black Yoshi's stupidity.
- It is revealed that Black Yoshi lost his virginity when he was 14 years old (mistakes the word "virginity" with Virginia).
- Even though this video has Jeffy's name in the title and a few scenes with Jeffy, this is mainly a Black Yoshi video. This could be one of the Jeffy videos to not focus on Jeffy.
- This video reveals that Mario doesn’t pay attention sometimes.
- This video was uploaded a year after "Actual Footage Of YouTube Killing A Channel" and eleven years after Nintendo Monopoly Review.
- When Brooklyn T. Guy was breaking the fourth wall near the end of the video, foreshadowing an unmade video "Mario Gets Glasses!". Mario is seen wearing glasses after coming back from an eye doctor at the end of the video in "Where's Waldo?".
Errors[]
- Jackie Chu didn't say Virginia when he listed all the bordering states of Kentucky that Black Yoshi could've named.
- Jackie Chu also didn't say New Jersey when answering what state is below New York.
- It could be because he was asking what state is directly south of New York rather than southeast.
- When he said what state was above Tennessee, Virginia is also above Tennessee, but it's possible he wanted north, and not northeast or he likely forgot.
- Mario knew that Black Yoshi was in the costume when he realize Jeffy was not in school but when Brooklyn Guy pulled Black Yoshi out of the costume Mario was surprised and seems not to know that Black Yoshi was inside it. However, it could be that Mario did know that Black Yoshi was in the costume, but was not 100% sure about that.
- It's possible that also he was just being sarcastic.
- Black Yoshi says that he needs to put batteries in his PS4 controller but it doesn't take batteries, it needs a cable to make it work.