"Jeffy's Kiss!" is the 786th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy gets a kiss!
Plot[]
In school, Jackie Chu does a "Kiss Quiz." Whoever got a question right, would get a Hershey Kiss. When Cody saw "Kiss Quiz" on the board, he thought it was going to be, about making out, with his classmates. His classmates try to correct him, but Jackie Chu tells everyone, to shut up. Then, Jackie started asking kids questions, like who invented the first telephone, how many stars were on the original American flag, what was Abraham Lincoln's nickname, etc. Penelope, Joseph, Cody and Junior got the questions right, and they all got Hershey Kisses. However, Jeffy didn't get any Hershey Kisses.
The teacher feels bad for Jeffy, so he gives Jeffy a chance, to get the last Hershey Kiss. Jackie asks Jeffy, what year, did the War of 1812, take place. Jeffy thinks hard, and he answers, "2004." Despite the answer being wrong, Jackie throws the Hershey Kiss, at Jeffy, and it accidentally lands in his diaper. Jeffy says, "Yummy!" Jackie Chu dismisses the class, and everyone goes home, to enjoy their Hershey Kisses. When Jeffy goes home, Marvin asks him, how was school. Jeffy replies, that school was great, and he says, the teacher gave him a "Kiss," while hitting his diaper. Although Jeffy didn't know, what he said shocks his parents, because they assumed that Jackie Chu actually kissed Jeffy in his private area with his mouth. Jeffy said the reason, the teacher gave him a kiss, is because Jeffy thinks, he got the answer right.
Marvin warns Jeffy, that this is a very serious crime. Jeffy states that the teacher gave him, and everyone else, in the class, a kiss, when they got the answer right. Rose asks if there are any girls in the class, and Jeffy states that Penelope got a "Bunch of kisses, from the teacher." This devastates Jeffy's parents, and they call the police, on Jackie Chu. Officer Brooklyn Guy, arrives, singing, "Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of the police!" Marvin states, that Jeffy's teacher, gave him a kiss, on the private area. Jeffy tells the officer, that the teacher gave him, and all the other students, in the class, a kiss. Brooklyn then realizes that his daughter, Penelope, and Jeffy are in the same class. Jeffy tells the officer, that Penelope, got the most kisses, from the teacher.
He asks Penelope himself, and she tells Brooklyn Guy, that Jackie Chu gave him, lots of kisses. This greatly devastates Brooklyn Guy, and he thinks of Jackie Chu, as a sexual predator. Brooklyn Guy leaves, and he arrests Jackie Chu. Then, there's a court session, presided by Judge Pooby. There, Brooklyn Guy (Lawyer for Penelope, who's the Plaintiff), states, that Jackie Chu (The Defendant), gave all the students, in Penelope's class, (Including Penelope herself) kisses. Penelope says that the class had a Kiss Quiz, and if a student answered the question correctly, they got a Kiss, from the teacher. Jackie Chu replies to the judge, that he gave the kids kisses, with nuts. Judge Pooby, thinks of Jackie Chu, as a remorseless, sexual predator, just handing out kisses, as if they were candy.
Jackie Chu replies, "Exactly!" Judge Pooby already knew that Jackie was guilty. But he wanted to know, how guilty. Brooklyn Guy calls Cody, and Jeffy. Both of them state, that Jackie Chu, gave them kisses. However, Jeffy only got one kiss, because he only answered one question. Jackie Chu tells the judge, that he has no regret, because he's been giving his students (Hershey) Kisses, for years, and they "love" it! Steve quits, and Jackie still doesn't know, what he's being accused of. Judge Pooby, thinks that Jackie cannot differentiate between right and wrong. Thus, Jackie Chu is a danger, to society. Before Pooby ends the trial, he asks Brooklyn Guy, for one last opinion. He states that he's shocked, about what happened to Penelope, and the other kids, in her class.
Brooklyn Guy tells the judge, that Jackie Chu is mentally sick. Since he's been giving kisses, to his students, for many years, there's no telling, how many students, he's emotionally scarred. He begs the judge, to bang the gavel, and sentence Jackie Chu, to death, for all his crimes. Judge Pooby, bangs his gavel, and sentences Jackie Chu, to death, by an electric chair. Then, he says an electric bed, with electric sheets, with an electric bedtime story. The judge, says that Jackie Chu, will be executed at midnight, the next day. All the families, of Jackie Chu's students, would get compensated. Brooklyn Guy states, that justice has been served, and he, along with Penelope, and the other kids, leave the court. Jackie Chu stands there, saying "Oh no!" He knows that he's damned.
Brooklyn Guy, dresses as a Policeman, and he takes Jackie Chu, to his jail cell. The next day, Brooklyn Guy, dressed as a policeman, goes to Y U DUMB Elementary School. He goes to Jackie Chu's class, and states that their teacher, was a sexual predator, and he's going to get executed. So, Brooklyn Guy says that he'll be the teacher, until the school can find a new teacher, for the class. Junior tells Brooklyn Guy, that he sees some kisses, on the table. Brooklyn Guy sees the bag of Hershey Kisses, on the table, and he gets shocked, and he asks the class, if the teacher gave them, these Hershey Kisses, or if he gave them kisses, with his mouth. Penelope and Junior state, that the "kisses," were the candies.
This stuns Brooklyn Guy, and he realizes, that they almost killed an innocent man. He rushes to the place, where Jackie Chu is sitting, on the electric chair (Old Sparky), with a wired helmet, on his head. Jackie Chu's former lawyer, (Now an executioner), asks him, if he has any last words, before his execution. Jackie Chu states, that he didn't know it's wrong, to give kids, kisses. Suddenly, Brooklyn Guy arrives, and he asks Jackie Chu, what kind of kisses, did he give the kids. Jackie Chu states, that the kisses were little chocolates, wrapped in aluminum foil. Brooklyn Guy realizes that he's an idiot, and that he almost got an innocent man killed. He tells the executioner to release Jackie Chu.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Jackie Chu
- Penelope
- Junior
- Cody
- Joseph
- Bully (background cameo)
- Rose
- Marvin
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Judge Pooby
- Steve Staleburger
Trivia[]
- This is the first appearances of Jackie Chu, Penelope, Judge Pooby, and Steve Staleburger in 2023.
- This episode was uploaded a year after "Jeffy The Pool Shark!", two years after "The Candy Salesmen!", five years after "Zombie Bowser!" and 15 years after "Mario and Luigi: Work Problems".
- This marks the first time Brooklyn Guy wins a court case, despite Jackie Chu not doing anything illegal.
- A deleted scene exists where Jackie Chu is actually seen in his prison cell and Brooklyn Guy talks to him. It can be seen here.
- This is the sixth episode to have a Judge Pooby segment, and his first appearance in 2023 since “Junior's Creation”.
- This is the first video in 2023 to not reach a million views within a single day.
- Despite the video's name, it doesn't focus much on Jeffy. This is seemingly another video to use Logan's strategy of naming a non-Jeffy centric video after Jeffy to get more viewership.
References[]
- When Brooklyn Guy first appears in the video, he says "Hey there! Did somebody call the "Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of the police!" This is a reference to the rap song, "Sound of da Police" by KRS-One.
Errors[]
- Cody is supposed to be allergic to nuts, yet he eats some. But this could probably mean that Cody’s Nut Allergy is non-canon.
- Jackie Chu was sentenced to death by electric chair without the choice of lethal injection, although handing out kisses is not a capital crime (federal if anything). However, in Florida, the prisoner is allowed to choose between lethal injection and death by electrocution.
Poll[]
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