"Jeffy's Crayons!" is the 591st episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy wants new crayons!
Plot[]
Rosalina is about to head to the grocery store and asks Mario and Jeffy if they need anything. Mario asks for pizza rolls, and Jeffy asks for crayons. Mario says no to Jeffy because he already has 120 crayons. Jeffy responds that the crayons are expired, Mario asks Jeffy how they are expired. Jeffy responds by saying the crayons don’t taste good. Mario tells Jeffy that the crayons are not supposed to taste good. Jeffy shows the “Macaroni and Cheese” crayon, and says that it tastes nothing like macaroni and cheese. Mario says that the crayon is not supposed to taste like macaroni and cheese, as it’s the name of the color, and tells Jeffy it’s not candy. Jeffy then shows the “Cotton Candy” crayon, and says that it has candy in the name. Mario once again tells Jeffy it’s the name of the color. Jeffy then shows the “Granny Smith Apple” crayon, and says that the crayon tastes like “Granny Smith Butt”. For the third time, Mario tells Jeffy that it’s the name of the color, and also tells him that granny smith apples are green, and the crayon is the color of green. Jeffy then shows the “Wild Strawberry” crayon, and says that it doesn’t taste anything like strawberries. Mario tells Jeffy that it’s not going to taste like strawberries. Jeffy then tells Mario that he’s going to let him sit there and eat expired crayons. Mario tells Jeffy that they have not expired, and they're not supposed to be eaten. Rosalina then responds by saying that she will buy Jeffy new crayons. Jeffy tells Mario that if he had a middle finger, he’d be giving it to him.
Jeffy Shock fish
Jeffy asks Mario when Rosalina is going to be back from the store, as he’s starting to get hungry again. Mario responds to Jeffy by saying that he’s not letting him eat the crayons. Mario agrees with Jeffy that Rosalina is taking a long time, and calls her on the phone. Mario asks Rosalina if she’s on her way home yet. Jeffy, meanwhile, is spanking his diaper and making a funny face. Mario tells Jeffy to stop it. Rosalina responds by saying yes, as she’s on her way to the car right now. Simmons grabs Rosalina, and says that she’s coming with him. Rosalina then screams help because she’s being kidnapped. Mario asks what's going on, and why Rosalina’s screaming. Mario starts to panic and thinks that Rosalina’s been taken. Simmons then throws Rosalina into his car. Mario then decides to call the cops.
Mario runs to the entrance to his house, and is greeted by Brooklyn T. Guy. Mario tells the story about Rosalina being taken. Brooklyn T. Guy tells his story about his wife always screaming at his ear all the time. Mario adds more to his story by saying that Rosalina started screaming at him, and she dropped her phone, and hung up. Brooklyn T. Guy wishes that his wife dropped her phone, and disappeared forever. Mario says that his story is serious and that someone took his wife. Brooklyn T. Guy wishes that someone took away his wife forever, and that would save him some trouble. Mario needs Brooklyn T. Guy’s help. Brooklyn T. Guy thinks that Mario needs help with celebrating. Mario does not want to celebrate, and wants Brooklyn T. Guy to find Rosalina. Brooklyn T. Guy asks Mario the last time Mario saw her. Mario responds by saying that she was going to the grocery store. Brooklyn T. Guy asks which grocery store. Mario doesn’t know, and says that Rosalina was just going to the grocery store. Brooklyn T. Guy makes fun of Mario’s response by going to every grocery store across town. Mario then accepts that. Brooklyn T. Guy says no, and that he was not going to do that. Mario needs another way to find Rosalina. Brooklyn T. Guy asks Mario if he tracked Rosalina on his phone. Mario responds by saying that he doesn’t share locations. Brooklyn T. Guy says that his wife always tracks his locations. Mario asks what he and Brooklyn T. Guy do to find Rosalina. Brooklyn T. Guy makes fun of Mario again by responding that he celebrates, because Rosalina’s gone forever, and that he’s free.
Simmons tells Rosalina to shut up, and calls his boss and tells him that he kidnapped Rosalina, and also tells him what’s next. Super Big D then hangs onto Simmons' windshield, and tells him to stop. Super Big D then turns on the windshield wipers. Simmons then tells his boss that Super Big D tried to stop him, and that he took care of him. Super Big D enters the car, and responds back by saying “You can’t get rid of me!”, and starts beating up Simmons. Super Big D then opens the trunk of the car, freeing Rosalina, and taking her home.
Mario is starting to get sad because Brooklyn T. Guy didn’t help him. Super Big D and Rosalina arrive home with Super Big D’s flying superpowers. Mario and Rosalina then start to hug each other. Mario asks Rosalina if she's okay. Rosalina responds with yes, and says that Super Big D saved him. Rosalina then introduces Super Big D, one of Rosalina’s ex-boyfriends. Rosalina says that she started dating him after Super D, Super Big D stops Rosalina, by saying that she should stop talking about trash, as he’s bigger than Super D. Mario asks why Super Big D is called Super Big D. Super Big D responds by saying that he doesn’t even know himself, and says that Rosalina started calling him Super Big D one day after he got out of the shower. Super Big D reveals that his real name is Bryce. Mario then asks Super Big D on why he is missing a leg. Rosalina stops Mario by saying “Mario, that’s rude!”. Super Big D responds to Mario by saying that Rosalina gave every inch of him, and that he would give an arm and a leg for her. Super Big D also goes on by saying that Rosalina was tied to railroad tracks, and that Super Big D tried to save her, but right before he left, the train ripped the leg. Rosalina then tells Mario that it’s okay, and that Super Big D has two more legs. Super Big D reveals that students used to call him “tripod” in high school. Mario asks Rosalina on what happened tonight. Rosalina then tells the story. After telling Mario the story, Mario asks Super Big D to leave. Super Big D asks Mario who he is. Mario responds by saying that Rosalina is her husband. Super Big D doesn’t believe Mario. Mario is telling the truth and again asks Super Big D to leave.
After Super Big D leaves, Rosalina asks Mario what he is doing. Mario responds by filing for a divorce, because he cannot deal with her ex-boyfriends anymore. Rosalina complains by telling Mario that was a long time ago. Mario complains by saying that the name was Super Big D, and saying that Super Massive Long D was next in Rosalina’s ex-boyfriend list. Jeffy is then looking for a new crayon to eat. Mario tells Jeffy to stop eating his crayons. Jeffy then says “Alright, well would you rather me break them instead?”. Without a specific answer, Jeffy starts breaking the crayons. Jeffy then tells Mario that there’s 120 crayons in the box, so he’ll be here all day. Mario yells at Jeffy to stop breaking the crayons. Jeffy asks Mario to rather him eat them or break them. Mario responds with neither. Jeffy then starts eating the crayons again. Mario asks Rosalina to get Jeffy something to eat. Rosalina responds with no, as she’s not leaving the house again today because she’s traumatized. Mario’s also traumatized because he saw Super Big D. Jeffy then starts choking on the crayons. Rosalina starts yelling out “Help!”.
Super D appears right after Rosalina yelled out help. Super D asks Rosalina what she wants him to do to her. Rosalina then tells Super D for help because Jeffy’s choking on a crayon. Shortly after that, Super Big D appears. Super D asks Super Big D what is he doing here. Super Big D makes fun of Super D by calling him “Super Tiny D”, and also asks him what he’s doing here. Super D responds by saying that it’s Super D, not Super Tiny D. Super Big D does not care at all, and came here because Rosalina was screaming, and when Rosalina’s screaming like that, she’s screaming for some Super Big D. Rosalina starts yelling about and asks Super D and Super Big D to help Jeffy. Super D tells Rosalina to shut up, and also tells Super Big D to leave. Super Big D responds back to asking him to leave. Super D tells Super Big D if they want to fight. Super Big D says yes, and the both start fighting each other, and Mario’s face. Mario tells both of them to stop. Super D notices the divorce paper, and calls dibs, but Super Big D also wants dibs, and starts arguing. Super Big D stops the arguing and lets Rosalina choose if she wants to go with Super D, or Super Big D. Rosalina responds back by needing someone to save Jeffy. Super D calls another fight, and Super Big D accepts it, except that they fight in the hallway.
Super Big D then says that whoever wins the fight gets Rosalina, and asks Super D to shake hands. However, Super D doesn’t shake hands, and hits Super Big D in the face, which causes Super Big D to hit the wall. Super Big D then hits Super D, which causes Super D to hit the wall. Both Super D and Super Big D hit each other again, and then they hit each other multiple times. After hitting each other too many times, they fall down the stairs.
Super D and Super Big D then say “You’re strong” to each other. Super Big D then says that he works out, and that Super D can see that he has really nice abs. Super Big D thanks him, and says that he has nice abs too. Super D thanks him, and asks if he can touch Super Big D’s abs. Super Big D says yes, and Super Big D asks if he can touch Super D’s abs. Super D says yes, and they both start touching each other's abs. Super Big D then stops shortly after Super D tries to kiss him. Super Big D then hits him, and Super D hits him back. Super D and Super Big D start fighting each other again until they reach the kitchen. Super D opens a cabinet, and notices some glass cups and mugs. Super D closes the cabinet on Super Big D and starts hitting him. Super Big D tells Super D that they cannot use weapons, or knives, and that they have to use their fists, and their sexy bodies. Super D asks Super Big D why are they doing this, and also says that they both ribbed and that girls would love both. Super Big D then asks why they are fighting over Rosalina. Super D asks Super Big D if he wants to get a milkshake. Super Big D nicely responds by saying yes, and they start to exit the house, and they start their own friendship, and Super D spanks Super Big D’s back, and they leave the house.
Mario asks Rosalina what just happened. Rosalina doesn’t know what happened. Rosalina asks Mario to look at Jeffy as he is not moving. Mario suggests to call a doctor, some doctor that will really help Jeffy. Mario asks Brooklyn T. Guy that Jeffy choked on a crayon. Brooklyn T. Guy asks Mario what flavor, and tells him to hurry up because this is an emergency. Mario guesses that Jeffy choked on the "Macaroni and Cheese" crayon. Brooklyn T. Guy says that "Macaroni and Cheese" is a delicious crayon, but only when fresh. Mario then yells that crayons do not taste like anything. Brooklyn T. Guy notices that Jeffy has 120 crayons, and is enough to village with that many crayons. Mario then asks Brooklyn T. Guy is going to save Jeffy or not. Brooklyn T. Guy responds that he is not going to give Jeffy mouth-to-mouth, because that’s icky. Brooklyn T. Guy also noticed on his prenup that he is not allowed to cheat on his wife. Mario says that Brooklyn T. Guy was not going to cheat on his wife, and that he was going to help Jeffy instead. Brooklyn T. Guy doesn’t know because that would be kind of iffy, but he would see about helping Jeffy, so Brooklyn T. Guy does mouth-to-mouth on Jeffy. Seconds later, Brooklyn T. Guy grabs out the “Macaroni and Cheese” crayon, and saves Jeffy. Brooklyn T. Guy smells the crayon, and says it’s delicious and fresh. Brooklyn T. Guy then starts eating the crayon as payment, and he leaves. Jeffy then learns his lesson on not eating crayons, and makes sure Mario feeds him good food from now on. Mario accepts that, and decides that he’ll make him real macaroni and cheese. Mario also asks if Rosalina has any more ex-boyfriends. Rosalina responds that she has a couple of ex-boyfriends she has to worry about. Rosalina’s voice starts getting higher because after Mario asks Rosalina if she has any ex-boyfriends that have the letter D in them. Rosalina doesn’t know, ending the video.
Characters[]
- Mario
- Jeffy
- Rosalina
- Super D
- Super Big D (debut)
- Simmons
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Pumpkin (background cameo)
Trivia[]
- This is the fifth appearance of Super D, the first being "Jeffy's 16th Birthday!" the second being "Bowser Junior's Pink Bib!" the third being "Jeffy's Big Idea!" and the fourth being "Jeffy's Christmas Gift!".
- This is Super D's 1st appearance in 2021 and his first appearance since "Jeffy's Christmas Gift!".
- This video is the first video to not feature Cody since "PumpKEN", thus breaking the streak of 8 appearances.
- This is also the only video of March 2021 to not feature Cody.
- This episode was uploaded four years after "Bowser Junior's Playtime 5", six years after "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade! Part 2", eleven years after "SuperMarioLogan 20,000 Subscriber Video", and twelve years after "The Fight, That Ain't Right".
- This reveals that Super D and Super Big D could be bisexual.
- Mario and Rosalina's marriage is shown on the rocks, as Mario is willing to divorce Rosalina for having too many ex boyfriends.
- This is the fourth episode to reveal one of Rosalina's ex-boyfriends, the first three being "Rosalina's Ex-Boyfriend!", which revealed D-Money, "Jeffy's 16th Birthday!", which revealed Super D, and "The Super Bowl Problem!", which revealed Dak. This episode reveals Super Big D.
Errors[]
- In the scene when Brooklyn T. Guy shows up at Mario's door, he refers to Rosalina as his girlfriend despite them being married.
- At 3:10, Lance's face can be briefly seen.
- Despite the title being Jeffy's Crayons, this episode more focuses on Rosalina, Mario, Super D and Super Big D than Jeffy.
- Despite the name change since "Jeffy!", Mario was not called by his new name “Marvin.” Same for Rosalina who was called “Rose.” It’s possible that the name changes are a precaution to prevent further legal trouble with Nintendo in case they own trademarks to “Mario” and “Rosalina,” which are real human names in real life, and as such only applies to the new channel.
- Though realistically this isn’t a blooper, at 8:09, Pumpkin can clearly be seen at the bottom of the stairs.
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