"Jeffy's Cat Allergy!" is the 1,197th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Jeffy saying the town isn't big enough for the two of them. Marvin asks where did he find the "ridiculous" hat. Jeffy says he found it and it's now his entire personality as he then says "I'm Dirty Dan". Marvin says they're not doing that as he takes the hat off Jeffy. Rose then comes in, telling Marvin that she found a cat outside as the cat comes in and says "Me-ow". Marvin says no, they aren't taking a stray cat inside, but Rose begs as she says he's so cute. The cat then says "Me-ow" again. Marvin says they're not keeping him and asks why he sounds like "that". Rose says she doesn't know and maybe he's hungry as the cat says "Me-ow" once again. Jeffy then sneezes, so Marvin asks if he's ok. Rose says "Bless you Jeffy" as Jeffy sneezes again. Rose says "Bless you Jeffy" again as this goes on until Marvin says maybe Jeffy's allergic to cats. Jeffy sneezes again as Marvin moves the cat up to Jeffy, causing Jeffy to sneeze a lot more, so Marvin moves the cat back and says that means Jeffy's allergic to cats. The cat says "Lick, lick" while Marvin says they should call a doctor to make sure Jeffy's ok since he didn't know that he was allergic to cats. Rose says she didn't either as Marvin then leaves while Jeffy keeps sneezing. Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, asking if someone called the doctor as Jeffy then sneezes. Both Brooklyn Guy and Rose say "Bless you Jeffy" as the cat then says "Me-ow". Brooklyn Guy sees the cat and pets it while Jeffy keeps sneezing and Rose keeps saying "Bless you Jeffy". This goes on until Marvin tells everyone to shut up as he then tells Brooklyn Guy that the reason why they called him was because they found the cat outside. Brooklyn Guy says he can't be adopting a cat as he's not responsible for all of that, which he says he is cute, and he does sounds like Christopher Walken, but he can't. Brooklyn Guy then says to let him call his wife and sees what she says about adopting the cat as he leaves, saying if she says yes, he'll take it. Jeffy then sneezes, so Rose says "Bless you Jeffy" as this goes on until Marvin, with angry eyelids, tells everyone to shut up. Brooklyn Guy then comes in, saying "Hey". Marvin asks what his wife said. Brooklyn Guy gets confused, saying "What", so Marvin asks what his wife said about adopting the cat. Brooklyn Guy questions this as he says he hates cats. Marvin asks if he doesn't want the cat. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't and asks why he called him. Marvin says it's because his son's allergic to cats and they don't know what to do, so Brooklyn Guy says it's easy as all he has to is just kill the cat. Marvin gets shocked and asks why they can't drop him off at the animal shelter. Brooklyn Guy says they'll kill him anyway as he explains that when people's kids are allergic to cats, they either get rid of the cat or the kid, which they usually pick the cat. Marvin asks if they have to put the cat down. Brooklyn Guy says yeah, and he recommends it as he could either give him a shot that's painless and humane, or he can snap his neck like he's the Undertaker. Marvin asks how much the shot is, so Brooklyn Guy says it's really expensive and people usually pick the neck snapping. Marvin asks if that's how he's putting the cat down. Brooklyn Guy says he as he tells Marvin to let him get him as he's going to snap the neck. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, saying "Good news guys, my wife said yes" as he sees the other Brooklyn Guy, so he asks what he is doing here. The other Brooklyn Guy hisses and leaves as Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, that's right, you get the hell out of here". Marvin asks who's that. Brooklyn Guy says that's his brother Hates Cats and Wants to Kill Them Guy, which he is a monster, and he'll strangle a cat with his bare hands. Marvin says he said he would do that and asks if that's his brother. Brooklyn Guy says yeah and all 3,000 of his twins are in town because the holidays are coming up, so if he sees someone who looks like him but acting weird, then it's probably one of them. Marvin says ok as Brooklyn Guy says his wife said they can keep the cat as he says "Come on Christopher Walkitten". Marvin asks if he's going to have the cat now. Brooklyn Guy says yes as Marvin asks what they are going to do about Jeffy being allergic to cats. Brooklyn Guy says keep him away from cats as Rose asks what if they want a cat. Brooklyn Guy says they can get a hairless cat, which he's been trying to convince his wife to do that for years and he and Christopher Walkitten then leave. Rose then asks Marvin if they can get a furless cat. Marvin says no as they're not getting a cat, they weren't supposed to have a cat to begin with and just because she found one outside doesn't mean they need a cat. Rose begs, but Marvin says no as Jeffy has a pet dinosaur that they don't know where that is. Rose begs again, so Marvin says they can keep one if she can find one for free. Rose says ok as she then leaves.
The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, telling Karen that he's home with a new cat. Karen gets shocked as Christopher Walkitten says "Me-ow". Karen says she's so excited to meet him that she went to the pet store and got some stuff as she shows the mouse toy. Christopher plays with it as Karen shows the "little dingly" toy, which Christopher like it as Karen uses it to play with Christopher. Karen then shows a laser, which Christopher chases it. Brooklyn Guy asks what else she got him, so Karen says she got a Buzz Lightyear outfit as she wants to name him "Fuzz Lightyear". Christopher says "To infinity and beyond" as Brooklyn Guy says he already has a name, meaning there won't be a "Fuzz Lightyear". Karen asks what it is, so Brooklyn Guy says his name is going to be Christopher Walkitten. Karen asks why he would want to name him that as Christopher says "Me-ow". Brooklyn Guy says he sounds like Christopher Walken, which Karen says she can speak cat as she and Christopher meow at each other, which goes on until Brooklyn Guy says that saying "Meow" isn't the same thing as speaking cat. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to not be jealous and they're having a conversation as they meow to each other while Brooklyn Guy says he can speak English because he said "To infinity and beyond", meaning he's seen Toy Story. Karen and Christopher continue to meow at each other, upsetting Brooklyn Guy as he then leaves, saying he's going to be literally anywhere else. The video then cuts to Rose, saying "Marvin Marvin Marvin". Marvin looks and screams "What the fuck is that!?". Rose says she bought a hairless cat, which shocks Marvin as he says she was supposed to get one for free. Rose says "Yeah, fur free" and he said no hair. Marvin says that was a joke as he asks how much she paid for it. Rose says she paid $3,000 for it, which upsets Marvin as Rose says Jeffy can enjoy it because it doesn't have hair and it's cute. Marvin says it's not cute; it's ugly and looks like an alien. Rose tells Marvin not to say that as Marvin asks Jeffy what it is. Jeffy says it's a camel as Marvin says even Jeffy doesn't know what it is. Rose says she's going to name him Mr. Wrinkles as Jeffy then says his ball's name is "Mr. Wrinkles". Marvin says it's not, but Jeffy says it is as he asks how he would know as it's his balls and he called it "Mr. Wrinkles", which he also calls it "Mr. Testicular Torsion" because he likes to spin them on his finger like a fidget spinner. Marvin then tells Rose that she's not keeping Mr. Wrinkles, but Rose says too bad as he's not refundable. Jeffy then sneezes, which Marvin says it's a hairless cat as he tells Jeffy to smell the cat. Jeffy smells the cat and sneezes, which Marvin asks how he can be allergic to it if it has no hair as he then leaves, saying he's calling the doctor. Brooklyn Guy comes in, asking if someone called him back. Marvin asks how he knows if he's the real Brooklyn Guy and not the one who hates cats. Brooklyn Guy says he loves cats, but Marvin asks how he knows that he's not "Says He Loves Cats but Secretly Hates Cats Guy". Brooklyn Guy says that's ridiculous and doesn't have a brother named that. Marvin says it would be ridiculous as Brooklyn Guy sees Mr. Wrinkles and says "What the fuck, is that E.T.?". Marvin says it's a cat, but Brooklyn Guy says it's "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial". Marvin says it's a hairless cat, but Brooklyn Guy says it's E.T. and he's looking at him. Rose says his name's Mr. Wrinkles but Brooklyn Guy says how dare she give him a stupid name as he says "His name is E.T.". Marvin says it's just a movie, which Brooklyn Guy says that's what he thought until he saw him with his eyes as he tells Mr. Wrinkles to say "E.T. phone home". Mr. Wrinkles meows, which Brooklyn Guy claims that he tried to say it, he's just weak from his crash landing. Marvin says it's just a cat and he meowed, so Brooklyn Guy says if that's the case, then he wouldn't be able to pass the "E.T. Test". Marvin asks what's the "E.T. Test". Brooklyn Guy says it where they put him on a bike and make him make it fly as they then leave. Outside, Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that "E.T." is about to get serious air as he's going to make the bike fly in front of the moon. Marvin says it's a cat and he can't make it fly. Brooklyn Guy challenges Marvin as he sends the bike off, saying "Okay E.T., show him you're not a cat". The bike ends up crashing, which Brooklyn Guy runs up, saying "E.T. are you okay?". Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy to stop calling him E.T. as he knows that he's not E.T. because he didn't make the bike fly. Brooklyn Guy says he's just weak and needs Reece's Pieces as they then go inside. At the Red Couch, Brooklyn Guy says he got a big bowl of Reese's Pieces as he sits it down and says "All right, eat up E.T.". Mr. Wrinkles looks and hisses, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows he likes them, but Marvin says he doesn't because he's a cat. Brooklyn Guy says it's his favorite as he makes Mr. Wrinkles eat the Reese's Pieces. Marvin says it's a cat and tells Brooklyn Guy to stop it as he pulls Mr. Wrinkles out of the bowl, saying it's a cat and he can't feed it peanut butter and chocolate. Brooklyn Guy asks if he's ever seen the movie "E.T.". Marvin says no, so Brooklyn Guy says he has as it's one of his favorite movies and he knows it's E.T., but Marvin says he broke its paw and it's not E.T. as it doesn't do "E.T. stuff".
Brooklyn Guy says he will once he gets the Reese's Pieces as he makes Mr. Wrinkles eat the Reese's Pieces. The doorbell then rings. Marvin says there's someone at the door, which Brooklyn Guy says he better come with him. Marvin asks why as he pulls Mr. Wrinkles out of the bowl. Brooklyn Guy says it's for backup as it's nighttime and questions who could be ringing his doorbell at night. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy to come with him as they then leave. At the front door, it's revealed to be Earl, saying "FBI, FREEZE!". Marvin questions why. Earl says he got some calls from his neighbors, saying there were two people, running around, screaming "E.T.", which they have been looking for him since the 80s, so they need to know if he's hiding here. Brooklyn Guy says he couldn't be here as he went home in the movie, but Earl says he could of came back. Brooklyn Guy says he wouldn't do that while Marvin says he's not here. Brooklyn Guy says he's definitely not upstairs, eating a "All you can eat Reese's Pieces buffet" on the couch. Earl asks if he wouldn't mind if he came in to look around. Brooklyn Guy asks if he wouldn't mind if he gave them 5 minutes. Earl says "Absolutely not", but then says "Go ahead". Brooklyn Guy asks if it means they can have 5 minutes. Earl says no but then says sure. Brooklyn Guy says he's getting mixed signals as Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy that he can try to hide the cat while he'll distract him as Marvin asks what FBI stands for. Earl says it stands for Federal Bureau of Investigation as Brooklyn Guy then says they're good. Marvin says "Wait already?". Brooklyn Guy says yeah, and he's seen the movie, so he knows what to do. Marvin asks if he hid him. Brooklyn Guy says he did, which Marvin invites Earl in as they all then go inside. At the Red Couch, Brooklyn Guy says there's no E.T. here as Marvin sees Mr. Wrinkles, dressed like a woman. Earl then asks why's there Reese's Pieces everywhere as E.T. likes them. Brooklyn Guy asks who he doesn't as says his aunt does. Earl says "What a pretty lady" and asks for her name, so Brooklyn Guy says her name is "Mr. E.T.". Marvin asks if that's the best he can come up with. Brooklyn Guy says he thinks they said that, and he doesn't remember. Marvin says he said it's his favorite movie. Brooklyn Guy says it is, but he forgot as Earl says it's a beautiful name and if it's really a woman, then she wouldn't mind if he took her on a date. Marvin asks why. Earl says it's because he likes her and he's into older women. Brooklyn Guy says "Okay, listen E.T., you might need to put out a little bit". Marvin says it's a cat and it's not going to put out. Brooklyn Guy says he's not saying anything crazy, he's just maybe a little bit of "road head". Marvin says it's a cat and it's not going to do anything, so Brooklyn Guy says save it for the second date as Marvin asks Earl if he would like to take "Mrs. E.T." out on a date. Earl says he would, so Marvin asks if she's busy. Brooklyn Guy says she says yes as Mr. Wrinkles meowed. Earl gets excited as he and Mr. Wrinkles then leaves. Marvin says it's a cat, but Brooklyn Guy says he thinks they're going to get away with it as he then asks if he can eat any of the Reese's Pieces without getting "alien germs". Marvin asks if he means cat germs as Brooklyn Guy dig into the bowl. The video then cuts to later, where Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin how he thinks E.T.'s date is going as he says they've been gone for a long time and asks if he thinks they have anything in common. Marvin says no as Brooklyn Guy asks what if he took of E.T.'s wig and now realized he's E.T., so they're dissecting him. Marvin asks what if he took off his wig and realized it's a cat. Jeffy then asks what if he took a shit in a washing machine or if he took a shit in a dishwasher. Brooklyn Guy says he wants to try it, but first, he wants to check the news because they would say something if they caught ET as he then turns the TV on. The video then shows the news, with Goodman reporting about an FBI agent being fired for performing "unspeakable acts" with a cat in his car at a movie theater parking lot. After the news, Brooklyn Guy says there are some messed up people in the world as he asks Marvin who would do such a thing with a cat as it's just awful. Brooklyn Guy then says E.T.'s date's going ok as he didn't get caught as he says he should go check on his cat as he hasn't seen him in a while. Brooklyn Guy then leaves, telling Marvin to let him know if E.T. phones home. Rose tells Marvin that they spent $3,000 on the cat while Marvin says an FBI agent just violated in his car. Rose says at least Jeffy's feeling better as he hasn't sneezed in a while, which Jeffy says he got tired of doing the noise. Marvin gets shocked as he looks at Jeffy and says "What?". Jeffy asks if he means "this noise" as he sneezes. Marvin asks if he's telling him that it's not a real sneeze. Jeffy nods no, making Marvin angry as he asks if he's been faking it the whole time. Jeffy confirms it as Marvin then hits him while Jeffy laughs.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Christopher Walkitten (debut)
- Mr. Wrinkles (Mistaken as E.T. by Brooklyn T. Guy)
- Karen
- Earl
- Mr. Goodman
- Hates Cats and Wants to Kill Them Guy (debut)
- Booger (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded 2 years after “Marvin The Intern!”, 3 years after “Jeffy Gets Arrested!”, 11 years after “Chef Pee Pee's Family”, and 16 years after the short version of the SuperMarioLogan Theme Song”.
- Rose returns after a six-episode absence.
- When Christopher Walkitten says "To infinity and beyond", this is a reference to Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase from the 1995 Disney Pixar movie Toy Story.
- This is the second consecutive video to not have characters that Lovell plays.
- This is the second time Marvin is seen with mad eyelids, the first time being "Jeffy's Forget Ray!".
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