"Jeffy's Big Effin Piggy!" is the 1,196th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Marvin saying "Good morning" to Jeffy. Jeffy says he's doing the "Pee Pee dance". Marvin looks and asks if he's doing the "Pee Pee Dance". Jeffy says he has to pee, so Marvin tells him to go pee. Jeffy asks if he means pee on the Red Couch. Marvin says no, in the bathroom and anywhere but his pants, but Jeffy says he's going outside as he leaves. Outside, Jeffy says it's time for his morning piss as he sits on a fire hydrant and pees, saying "Right in the diaper, literally no reason for me to do this". Screwball's voice is then heard, saying "Hey kid, you want to win a prize?", which Jeffy hears this as he looks and goes up to Screwball, saying "Win a prize?". Screwball confirms and says to let him tell him the rules as he explains that the rules are that each balloon he pops, he has to pay him $20, and if he pops three balloons, he gets a prize from below as he points to the prizes. However, if he pops six balloons, he gets two prizes from there, and if he pops the purple balloon, he has to pay him $100 while he has to pay him $50 for each green balloon he pops. Screwball then says if he pops all of the balloons, he gets the grand prize as he points to it, saying "Piggy as fuck". Jeffy asks if it's really "Piggy as fuck". Screwball confirms it as Jeffy says he's going to pop all of the balloons. Screwball says he hopes he does as he hands him a dart, telling him to take it, take a couple steps back, throw the dart and try to pop the balloon. Jeffy ends up popping all the balloons by stabbing them with the dart. After popping all the balloons, Jeffy gets excited, saying "I did it, FUCK YEAH!!". Screwball gets excited, saying "FUCK YEAH!" as he then says he was supposed to stand back and throw the dart, but he gets paid anyway as he says "380 bucks and the piggy's yours". Jeffy hands him the money, which Screwball says he can't believe he paid him as Jeffy goes to the big piggy plush and takes it, telling it that it's coming home with him. The video then cuts to Jeffy, sitting down his big pig plush. Marvin sees it and says "Jeffy what the heck". Jeffy says "Big fucking piggy is what the heck. Marvin asks where he got the big pig plush. Jeffy claims that there was a contest in the bathroom for smallest wiener and whoever had the smallest wiener got the big pig, but Marvin asks Jeffy where he actually got the big pig plush from. Jeffy says there was a clown outside and he offered him the big pig plush if he popped all the balloons. Marvin says he doesn't know which one is the truth and questions what they're going to do with it. Jeffy tells Marvin to stop worrying as the only thing he needs to be concerned with is they got a big pig plush, but Marvin asks where they're going to put it. Jeffy says on the couch, but Marvin says no because it casts a shadow, it's unsettling, and he doesn't want it on the couch. Jeffy tells Marvin to get over it because it's his pig and they need to do a "Big effin piggy montage". Marvin says they're not doing it, but Jeffy says "Come on daddy, just a quick one", so Marvin agrees to do a quick "Big effin piggy montage". Jeffy gets excited as the video cuts to a montage. After the montage, Jeffy says that was a "Big effin piggy montage" as Marvin asks to put it in his room. Jeffy says no because they want to watch Peppa Pig. Marvin then hears the doorbell ring, which he tells Jeffy that there's someone at the door, and he can watch one Peppa Pig episode with the big pig, but after that, it's going to his room. Jeffy says ok as Marvin leaves while Jeffy turns the TV on. At the front door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Mr. Goodman, who initially asks if he has his house payment, but then says "No, I'm pissed" as he says that's not the point. Goodman says the point is he woke up with some bedhead, which he says his hair was fine, but when "she" was done, he realized that he had a dream that was more like a nightmare where he bought a 'big effing stuffed pig" with a pile of cash that he didn't even know he had. Marvin says he did not buy a big stuffed pig and asks what would make him think that he did. Goodman says it was one of "those" dreams that felt real, and he had to check when he woke up. Marvin says dreams aren't real, but Goodman says Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and his dream was real.
Marvin promises that he didn't buy a big stuffed pig and asks where he would get the money to do that as he says if he even had the money, he wouldn't buy a big stuffed pig. Goodman says that's why he's here as he says that he's going to come in his house and check, which if he sees that he has a "big effing piggy", then he's going to turn his butt into a purse. Marvin says "A purse?". Goodman says yeah and explains that he's going to put him on his knee, squeeze his butt cheeks together and sew it shut, put a zipper down his butt crack, put coins in his butt, and then walk around, which every time he sees a vending machine, he's going to use him to pull out two quarters to buy a soda, and then smack the purse if he feels like it so he can hear the jingling sound of his change. Marvin swears that if he looks, there's no big pig plush inside. Goodman says that's why he's going to come in and check. Marvin tells him not to check the kitchen as it's not in there, but Goodman says that's where he's going to check first as he goes inside, which Marvin follows along, telling him not in the kitchen. At the kitchen, Goodman asks himself where he would be if he was a "Big effin piggy" as he opens the pantry door, saying "Nope, not in there". Goodman tells Marvin that he's talking that it's a pig that is so big, it wouldn't fit through the door. Marvin asks what the issue would be if he did have a big stuffed pig. Goodman says it would be that him buying a "Big effin piggy" means he has money for fun stuff and not pay his house payments, which every time he gets money, it needs to come to him as he's 5 or 10 years behind on his house payment, which he says he needs to crunch the numbers. Marvin tells Goodman to keep looking the kitchen as he's going to get a magnifying glass to help. Goodman says he wouldn't need it as the pig is so big, he would need a rope or something to lasso it. Marvin says he'll get a rope as he leaves while Goodman keeps looking. At the Red Couch, Marvin yells for Jeffy. Jeffy says it's Peppa Pig time, but Marvin says they need to hide the pig right now. Jeffy says they're watching Peppa Pig. Marvin says he knows, but they have to hide the pig because he's going to get coins in his butt. Jeffy asks why he would do that, which Marvin says he's not doing it; Goodman is as he's going to turn his butt into a piggy bank. Jeffy asks why he would do that as he says he can turn the big pig plush into a piggy bank. Marvin says Goodman wants his butt and coins going up his butt is happening. Jeffy asks why's it happening. Marvin says they have to hide the big pig plush as if they hide it, his butt is safe, so he needs his help to hide it. Jeffy says they're watching Peppa Pig, but Marvin says he understands that, and they need to hide the big piggy as if they hide it in the hardest place possible, then he gets to take the big pig plush wherever he wants. Jeffy asks if they can take it on a walk with a leash. Marvin questions why it needs a leash as it can't walk, so Jeffy says no deal if they can't take it on a walk with a leash. Marvin then says he can walk it with a leash as he needs to hide the big pig so nobody can find it. Jeffy agrees to hide it, saying he's going to hide it so well, the CIA can't find it. Marvin likes that and tells Jeffy to go hide the big pig. Jeffy says "alright" and stay there, making Marvin tell him to go now. Jeffy says it's like hide and seek, but Marvin tells him to hide the big pig somewhere where he can't find it as he then leaves. Jeffy says it's going to be great as he takes the big pig plush and leaves. At the stairs, Marvin says he hopes Jeffy hides the pig as he runs to Goodman, who says he found a fly swatter when looking for the "Big effin piggy", so now he can beat his butt with it and his coin purse will be red and have the texture from the swatter on it. Marvin says there's no reason to look upstairs as he checked and there's no pig there, but Goodman says he's going to look for himself as he hits Marvin with the fly swatter, telling him to go on. Marvin says ok as he and Goodman go onto the Red Couch, where Marvin covers himself, saying he knows Jeffy didn't hide it as Goodman looks for the big pig and hits Marvin with the fly swatter, asking if he's taking a nap. Marvin says no as he asks "Where's the piggy?". Goodman says he doesn't know and that's what he's trying to figure out as he asks where the big pig is at. Marvin says there's is no "Big effin piggy" and he told him that. Goodman says he'll keep looking and he'll look behind his couch cushions, but Marvin says there's no reason to look there as he says it wouldn't fit behind there if it was a big pig. Goodman agrees, but then says he's going to look behind his couch as he looks and says it's not there. Goodman then asks where's the big pig at. Marvin says he told him there was no pig; it was just a bad dream. Goodman agrees, saying he guess a dream is just a dream. Marvin repeats the line, but Goodman hits him with the fly swatter.
Marvin asks why's he smacking him with it. Goodman says he doesn't know, but then says he thinks he's going to go home now as he can't seem to find the pig. Marvin agrees as he tells Goodman to let him walk him out. Goodman thanks Marvin as they then leave. At the upstairs hallway, Goodman tells Marvin that he got lucky as he was beginning to think that his butt was going to be his new coin purse. Marvin says he knew there wasn't a big pig in his house, and he told him he doesn't like as he looks up in shock. Goodman asks what's wrong. Marvin says he doesn't lie, and there's no pig as he says "Let's go downstairs", but Goodman says there's a place that he never checked, being the attic. Marvin says there's no reason because the pig is so big, he thinks it wouldn't fit because it would get stuck halfway in there. Goodman agrees, saying it was a "Big effin piggy" in his dream. Marvin agrees as he says "So, let's go downstairs". Marvin and Goodman then leave, with Marvin telling Goodman to not look back. At the front door, Marvin wishes Goodman a safe drive, but Goodman hits him, telling him not to tell him what to do, so Marvin hopes that he gets into a car accident. Goodman gets offended, saying how rude of him to say that. Marvin says he doesn't know what to say as he got mad when he said to have a safe drive. Goodman says he'll be back at the end of the month to collect his house payment, and if he doesn't have it, then the same purse scenario is going to happen to him. Marvin says ok and he promises that he'll get the house payment. Goodman says ok and tries to tell Marvin something, but Marvin screams. Goodman asks what as he turns around while Marvin says he3 thought he saw a missile. Goodman says "A missile". Marvin says yeah and he thought he saw a fighter jet missile as he then screams again, saying he thinks he should come inside and check the attic. Goodman says he's probably right as Marvin then rushes him in, telling him to check the attic. Outside, Marvin hits Jeffy, asking him what he is doing. Jeffy tells Marvin to stop hitting him, but Marvin asks why he put the big pig plush outside as it was safe in the attic. Jeffy says he already found him there and he told him to hide it from him. Marvin says not hide it from him, but from the other guy. Jeffy understands as Marvin says he didn't see the pig in the attic and tells Jeffy to move it now. Jeffy says ok as he grabs the pig while Marvin goes inside. At the attic, Marvin asks Goodman if he found a pig. Goodman says no, but he found something else in there as he pulls out the fly swatter and hits Marvin with it. Marvin asks why. Goodman says he felt like it as he says he checked the attic and checked everywhere else in the house, and the house is "Piggy free". Marvin says he told him there was no piggy; it was just a dream as he was about to say something but then pauses mid-sentence. Goodman asks what he was saying. Marvin says there's no pig in the house, he glad that he checked the attic because it's not there, and he thinks they should go downstairs as he says "That's a nice bow tie". Goodman thanks Marvin, saying it's part of his suit. Marvin says they should go downstairs, but Goodman says he wants to turn around. Marvin begs him to not turn around as Goodman turns around to see Jeffy, trying to shove the big pig plush through the attic. Goodman then turns back around as Marvin turns around and Goodman hits him with the fly swatter. Marvin tells Goodman to let him say something as he goes to Jeffy, asking him why he is putting the big pig plush back in the attic. Jeffy says it's because he told him to put it back, but Marvin claims he didn't say that as he goes back to Goodman, saying "Here". Goodman says "Alright, go" as they then leave. The video then cuts to Vivian, selling Lemonade for 75¢. Goodman comes up, saying he'll take a glass as he places down Marvin, who is now his purse, asking what she needs as he lists 3 quarters and a half dollar. Goodman then says to watch him pull a half dollar out of the purse as he opens his purse, saying "Oh look at that Marvin, you got plenty of money" as he takes out some coins and closes his purse.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Screwball
- Mr. Goodman
- Vivian
- Piggie (background)
- Waldo (background)
- Junior (post video; animation)
- Joseph (post video; animation)
- Cody (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded a year after "The Big Race!", 2 years after "Jeffy's Yes Or No Coin!", 4 years after "Jeffy's Butler!", 9 years after "Bowser Junior's Piggy Bank!", a decade after "The President's Chef!", and 11 years after "Shrek's Crappy Wish".
- Marvin returns after a five-episode absence.
- This is Screwball's first appearance since "Jeffy's Labubu!".
- This is Vivian's first appearance since "The Disaster Project!".
- At Screwball's balloon game, Piggie from "Drawing Jeffy!" can be seen as one of the prizes below the balloons.
- This is the first episode since "Where's Waldo?" where Marvin appears without Rose.
- This is also the first episode where Jeffy and Marvin appear without her since "Jeffy Goes To Epic Universe!".
- This is one of the few videos to have a swear word in the title, albeit the word “fucking” is censored to “effin”.
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