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"I Spank My Diaper Very Hard" is a song sung by Jeffy in Jeffy's Diss Track!
Diss Track Lyrics[]
(Some people say that I'm handicapped,)
(I'm not handicapped, I'm r****ded!)
Daddy says I play too much
Cat piano used a bunch
Keys are sticky to the touch
Cause I play after eating lunch
I rap everywhere I go
Spit in front of all my hoes
On my dick she's doing blow
But not before I pick my nose
You guys think you made it far
Jeffy is a rising star
Note for note and bar for bar
You can't keep up, you're not on par
I shit so hard on every song
Don't believe it, I'll prove you wrong
I banged your mom just like a gong
Pee pee, poo poo, giney schlong
(Yeah, ok, yeah)
I spank my diaper very hard
(Uh, uh, yeah, bitch)
I spank my diaper very hard
(Ok, uh, yeah)
I spank my diaper very hard
(Uh uh, yeah, spank it, yeah, spank it, uh uh)
I spank my diaper very hard
I'm re, re, ***ded as fuck
Stole a chromie from my homie
Now he quacks like a duck
And if you think you’re just as re, re then you’re shit out of luck
And I go crazy on the beat till my pee pee gets stuck
I spank my diaper super hard
You can not out r****d
Peepee short like Lord Farquaad
It’s just me there is no squad
You think that you are the best?
I got hoes that have three breasts
Like to feel it on their chest
Smells like fish, Red Lobster fest
Got hoes coming to my nest
Flocking in from east to west
Rapping’s easy, this ain’t a test
Millions of fans, I’m feeling blessed
Junior, Joseph, Cody, f**s
Watch as I secure the bag
Not that I'm trying to brag, but every vid has a Jeffy tag
(Uh, yeah, ok)
I wipe my booty back to front
(Smelly balls, yeah)
I wipe my booty back to front
(Dirty taint, bitch)
I wipe my booty back to front
(Shitty smelly balls)
I wipe my booty back to front
(I spank my diaper very hard, uh uh!)
(Yeah, bitch)
(I wipe my booty back and front)
(Smelly balls, yeah, yeah)
(I spank my diaper very hard, uh uh!)
(Yeah, bitch)