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— The hooker in Couch The Rapper!
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The Hooker is a recurring character in the SML series. She made her debut in "The Koopalings!", where she was first named Crystal. Throughout the videos she was in, she fulfills the role of many different female characters, such as Britknee in "The Love Potion!", Sasha in "Black Yoshi's Blank Check!", Sparkle in "The Date!" and "The Movie Date!", Mercedes in "Rich Scooter!", Sprinkle in "No Nut November!", and so on. She is known to be a hooker. She's also a valley girl in her first appearance and a fashion model, as she is offered a modeling contract in "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!". She is also "the supermodel in the shower" in "The To Go Box!".
Puppet[]
There is no official puppet of her as she is a handmade puppet that was created by Beacon Art Studios.
Appearance[]
She is a woman with black hair (blonde, as of 2021), gold hoop earrings, red lipstick, a white tank top that says "LOVE" in red sequins, red bra, a blue skirt and red nail polish. As of 2023, her outfit varies, depending on what video she's in; usually a white bra and red panties, a red dress, or a pink shirt similar to Candy's.
History[]
The hooker was born with Heterochromia iridium, meaning she has different color eyes, with one being brown and one being blue.
She first appears in "The Koopalings!" where she was featured in a commercial for a sexual service and hangs up on Junior when he called the number on the commerical after Junior reveals that he's 7 years old. She also appeared in "Black Yoshi's Blank Check!" where she is shown to be a gold digger/prostitute as according to Mario, only likes Black Yoshi because of the money he has. She also appeared in the end giggling pervertedly, causing Mario to get arrested by Brooklyn T. Guy who mistook this for a form of prostitution.
She also appears in "The Fishing Trip!" as a lifeguard where she sees Junior being attacked by a shark and tries to use a beach ball to save him. She appeared in "Jeffy's Cellphone!" where Jeffy called her. This also has caused Rosalina to get enraged with Mario, thinking that he has called her over.
In "The Love Potion!", she appears as Britknee, who is a 2nd grader. She was Jeffy's boyfriend due to being hijacked and constantly rejected Junior because she thought he was disgusting, likely because he's a Koopa.
She returns in "Rich Scooter!" as a prostitute who is lured in as Scooter's girlfriend because of his money. She then at the end of the video steals Scooter's money and runs off with it, leaving a note that she is breaking up with him.
Her puppet was reused for Karen in "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!", where she turned gorgeous from Brooklyn Guy's Drop-Dead Gorgeous potion that he bought from the Loan Dolphin. She later was offered a modeling contract by Steve Staleburger, beginning her career as a model. She ended up coming back as Steve complained about Karen as she turned back into original self, causing her modeling contract to be terminated.
Personality[]
The Hooker is a desperate, hustling prostitute and stripper who dances at the strip club and is willing to do anything for money.
Trivia[]
- She has had a total of 10 different actors playing her, making her have the most actors out of any character.
- The puppet itself has been portrayed as different characters, which this could be because they are all possibly different people who drank the Drop-Dead Gorgeous Potion in "Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!", which turned Karen into the puppet.
- In Chilly's Vlog for "The Secret Door BTS", it is revealed that the puppet actually has breasts, complete with nipples.
- She didn't make an appearance in 2020. It is possible that the reason for her absence is due to her often being portrayed as a prostitute. Around that time, Logan was trying to be more of a family-friendly YouTuber, so this may be why she had such a long absence, coupled with the fact below if he ever did find her puppet in said year.
- Logan stated that the hooker's puppet was missing in an SML Vlog, which is why she never made any appearances in 2020.
- She returned in "Rich Scooter!" (she's called Mercedes Bendz-Over), however, it's possible Logan either found the puppet, or replaced it with the same puppet.
- Her voice was a guy in "Couch The Rapper!" since Will Townsend played her for the video.
- Despite the puppet being used for hookers, the puppet was also used for celebrity Margot Robbie in Star Stricken!
- She was kicked out of her house when she was 16, as revealed in “Boys Night Out!”
- It's also revealed that she has 4 and a half kids. The half could possibly mean that she lost a child to miscarriage or had gotten an abortion or was currently pregnant. It can also refer to being in a wheelchair.
- In "Brooklyn Guy Tries To Help!", it's revealed that she has a shopping addiction and would do anything to have money to shop.
- In "Final Destination!", she says that she has HIV, but as the video in non-canon, it's currently unknown if it's true.
Gallery[]
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