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— Mr. Wilfred when people talk to him.

Harold Mario Wilfred is a minor character in the SML series. He is the grandfather of Mario ("Rufus?") and Luigi ("Lugey"). He made a small cameo in Jeffy The Boxer! This version of Harold is a 25" Pops, Peach Grandfather, Full Body, Ventriloquist Style Puppet from Silly Puppets.


Harold Wilfred was born in 1929. After the Holocaust in 1933, (which was actually caused by the Nazi Cheeseburger) he was sent to a Nazi concentration camp, and forced to do manuel labor by most of the Nazi members or he had to be hanged.

In 1944 or 1945, when he was fifteen and sixteen, he fought in WWII, and during that time, he lied about his age, to avoid conscription, he was in the United States Marine Corps and earned the Medal of Honor during his service, he possibly was present during the D-Day Landings. During the war, he got one of his testicles cut out by the Nazi's.

In the 1950s or 1960s, he presumably came in he contact with the Klu Klu Klan, and was a member of it, but he worried about the ghost of the black man, he killed during his time there.

In the early 1950s, he got married and he later had a daughter would also marry someone named Mr. Mario and have a son, he got sent to a nursing home, by Mario, In 2008.

Harold Willfred was kicked out of the nursing home after seven years for stealing pudding cups and touching the nurses butts.

Mario then picks him up and takes him back to his house. He usually forgets Mario's name and can't seem to agree on one thing to call him. He seems to be into opera music and doesn't like Mario's taste of modern rap music that much. He also expected Mario to become a doctor rather than a plumbing mascot for Nintendo. At the end of Mario's Grandpa, Mario calls another nursing home for an interview. He has shown signs of heavy inappropriate sexism and racism.

At some point, he became a school teacher for 1st grade; It didn’t end up very well. He was sleeping during the job and couldn’t write his name on the board, as he was struggling. He was still even struggling writing simple things on the board, then sees that Joseph is on his mobile during class; Then he proceeds to take it after the alarm of his phone was off. He got it until Joseph pushed him off the table, causing him to break his hip and causing sustaining injuries. He was then sent to hospital by the School nurse.


This version of the Harold Wilfred puppet is the Pops puppet from Silly Puppets. It can be bought here

Likes and Dislikes


  • Patriotism
  • United States of America
  • Being racist
  • Being sexist
  • White Supremacism
  • Pancakes
  • Working for the KKK
  • Watching TV
  • Killing Nazis, communists, and terrorists
  • Fighting in the U.S. Army
  • Right wingers
  • Conservatives
  • Donald Trump
  • Old Music
  • Using Electricity to fight off the Nazis
  • Tom & Jerry
  • Life UhLert
  • Metamucil
  • Duracell Batteries
  • Writing his name in German
  • Claiming he doesn't have any change when he encounters a BLACK person
  • Fourth of July
  • Sexy Nurses
  • Lynching black people
  • Thinking that WW2 is still going on
  • Taking naps
  • United States Military
  • Wearing only his American flag underwear on the 4th of July
  • Candy
  • Touching women
  • Pudding (His Favorite Food)
  • Old Technology
  • Wishing That the Nazis Die
  • Yelling carrots in front of the Chinese
  • Calling people he can't hear Rufus, Murphy, Marcus, Montiago, Jimmy, etc.
  • Visiting Mario's house
  • Dropping nukes on Asians
  • Associating everything with World War 2 or America
  • Candy (Food)
  • Boobs
  • Calling people he doesn't like chinks and homos
  • Masturbating
  • Monopoly Board Game
  • Microwave (mistaken for a TV)
  • Trump's Border Wall
  • Claiming he fought in wars for his country to justify him being mean so people will treat him better
  • Soup
  • Bologna
  • Dreaming about him in a war
  • Macaroni
  • Protecting his freedom from people who he considers enemies of America
  • Saying "What?" to people not talking loud enough to him
  • Mrs. Coleman (Veronica)
  • Fighting in world wars
  • Pixel Gun 3D (Possibly, So he can kill the Nazis there)
  • Rosalina
  • Mario (Most of the time)


  • Nazis
  • Communists
  • Terrorists
  • African-Americans [sometimes]
  • al-Qaeda
  • Isis
  • The Taliban
  • Osama Bin Laden
  • The Middle East
  • Arabians
  • Mexicans
  • People who he can't hear when they aren't talking to him loud enough
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Barack Obama
  • Homosexuals
  • The Chinese
  • His first nursing home
  • Modern Music
  • Hip-Hop (Monkey Music)
  • Toad's Rap Songs
  • Jackie Chu
  • Asians (Especially the Imperial Japanese because of WWII and Pearl Harbor)
  • Japan
  • Having a heart attack
  • Breaking his hip
  • Falling on the floor
  • Democrats
  • Left wingers
  • Liberals
  • Being left alone
  • Mario's Clothes (thinks they make him look like a clown and a homo)
  • Being locked inside the car
  • Mario trying to help him with something he thinks he can do himself
  • Mario leaving the lights on when he's away from home and ruining the economy
  • Taking his Alzheimer's Medicine
  • Pills
  • Mario using up all the electricity he could have used to fight the nazis
  • People holding his hand like a "homo"
  • Calculators
  • Tinker Toys
  • Rocking Horses
  • Hurrying up in the bathroom for Shrek
  • Concentration Camps
  • School
  • Nazi Traps
  • Students he's teaching who aren't white
  • September 11th attacks
  • Cellphones
  • D-Money Junior
  • Girls with Pigtails
  • His grandson dating black women
  • People who don't want to see him in his underwear
  • Cable Rules
  • Black Ghosts
  • North Korea
  • Kamikaze
  • When he forgets to put all the money back in the Monopoly box
  • Getting arrested
  • When terrorists took his eyes
  • Cold SpaghettiOs
  • Being Poisoned
  • Koreans (due to the Korean War and their nukes)
  • Losing in Pixel Gun 3D (Possibly)
  • Mario (sometimes)
  • All Countries (Except U.S.A)

Death Count

Criminal Record

  • Sexual Harassment: He touched one of the maid`s butts in his old senior care-house.
  • Attempted Assault: In Jeffy Skips School!, he tries to attack Jackie Chu but ends up slamming himself into the chalkboard.


  • In Super Bowl Commercials, Mario mentions the possibility of buying Life Uhlert for his grandpa.
  • In Super Bowl Commercials, Mario's grandpa is seen as the man trying out the Life Uhlert, where he is referred to as Harold. In Bowser Junior's 1st Grade!, Mario's grandpa is the teacher and introduces himself as Mr. Wilfred. This makes his complete name Harold Wilfred.
    • However, this also means that Mario's name is Mario Wilfred applies to Nintendo's Mario "Jumpman" Mario. However, there is a possibility Harold Wilfred is not his CANON grandfather, which could explain why they don't have the same last name.
    • It's also possible that, he gave birth to a daughter, whom later married someone with the last name Mario, explaining why Mario, does not have his last name.
  • It is possible that he has PTSD since he still believes that the Nazis are still around.
  • In his first appearance he reveals that he fought in the Vietnam war.
  • He has bad hearing and often calls people different names.
  • Harold was born in 1929 and most likely joined WW2 in 1944 or 1945 at age 15 or 16 making him one of the younger WW2 veterans out of the 300,000 WW2 veterans alive in the USA today.
    • Harold lied about his age to join conscription.
  • He has implied that he is an ex-member of the Ku Klux Klan, and that he is worried about the ghost of a black man he killed coming after him in the afterlife.
  • He also makes a cameo appearance as a moviegoer in Bowser Goes To The Movies!.
  • It is possible he died in Jeffy Skips School!. But most likely revived.
  • Before Jeffy was around, it was possible Mario's Grandpa was originally going to be the ice-breaking annoying character that Jeffy is, due to how he acted in videos before Jeffy with Rosalina, like The 1UP!
  • He is NOT the only SML character to be born in the 1920s decade.
  • it's revealed that he fought 6 wars the wars he could have served in are WW2, The Korean War, Lebanon crisis, The Bay of Pigs Invasion, the Communist insurgency in Thailand and the Vietnam War. in The 1UP! He falsely said he fought in The Great war (more commanly known as World War 1) even though he was born after The Great War and no World War 1 veterans are alive today.
  • He has not returned in the series after the events of Jeffy Skips School!, it could’ve been possible that he died of old age or Logan lost the puppet. but however, he returned in The Life of Brooklyn Guy!. It is unknown if he will appear or not due to not making any physical appearances in 2020.
  • He has made a cameo appearance in Jeffy the Boxer! when he got hit by Jeffy.


  • "What?"
  • "Candy tastes like sh*t!"
  • "I think I'm gonna die here, in this smelly bathroom!"
  • "Damn those Nazis."
  • "It ain't nothing! Damn Obama's new cable rules!"
  • "It is my right, an American to sit here in my underpants, and spit on Nazis all day."
  • "The damn Nazis came, knocked me over, and tried to steal my kidney."
  • "See smell."
  • "You know what? I'll get my own, goddamn tell her I can do it"
  • "Don't tell me what I can't do, I fought The Great War with my old friends, I fought 6 wars, I can do whatever I want!"
  • "I pooped! IIIIIIIII POOPED!"
  • "You kamikaze sons of bitches, I'll show you a kamikaze!"
  • "How about I drop two more nukes, on your Asian ass!"
  • ''What kind of Nazi trap is this?''
  • "I don't wanna go to no concentration camp!"
  • "Good God, what is wrong with this country? But in my day, everyone was white!"
  • "Carrots"
  • "Yep, I'd say it again too. I fought for this country and I earned the right to yell 'carrots' at the Chinese"
  • "Stepped on a land mine. THERE GOES MY LEG! Bye, leg."


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