"Goodman Goes To Jail!" (Stylized as "Goodman Goes To JAIL!") is the 1,038th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Goodman goes to jail!
Plot[]
Jeffy comes in to show his parents a magic trick. Jeffy wants Marvin to bring out a $20 bill to make it disappear. Marvin thinks Jeffy’s just going to run off with his money, to which Jeffy denies. He makes Marvin stare at his money, where he then hits him in the head with his wand and steals his money, much to Marvin’s annoyance. They hear a knock at the door and Marvin goes to answer it.
At the door was Chives, Brooklyn Guy, who’s in his cop outfit, and Mr. Goodman, who’s holding $70 grand and is in handcuffs. Brooklyn Guy explains that Goodman is being arrested for not only tax fraud, but also trying to bribe an IRS agent. He then tries to bribe Brooklyn Guy with his money, which only leads to another charge on him. Goodman came to the house so Marvin can use the $70 grand to bail him out, saying Chives is unable to due to being his defendant. He tosses the money to Marvin as Brooklyn Guy takes him away to the courthouse, threatening him on the way out.
Marvin comes back upstairs with the money and explains to Rose the situation. Marvin is thinking about keeping the money for himself, not caring about Goodman being in jail. Rose then brings up that Goodman would be furious if he doesn’t help him. Marvin thinks about whether to release Goodman from jail so as to get a reward from him, or keep the money to himself, and not worry about paying off his house payments.
At the courthouse, Judge Pooby starts the case, and Goodman lies, saying that it was Chives’ idea to commit tax fraud and bribery. Upon hearing this, Judge Pooby sentences both of them to 24 hours in prison and for them to pay the IRS $100 million. After which Brooklyn Guy takes them to their cell.
They’re put into their cell and Goodman is disgusted at the cell’s state. Chives begs for his freedom to no avail. Goodman then notices a hook and says he wants to “Aaron Hernandez” himself or maybe Jeffrey Epstein, which gets him put on un-alive watch. Brooklyn Guy leaves and Goodman goes to lie down. He finds a bed which he is disgusted by as well, and makes Chives lay down so he can sit on top of him. Goodman then has to poop and wants to in Chives’ mouth, but fortunately for Chives, there’s already a toilet in their cell, which decides on using.
Goodman is disgusted by the toilet and makes Chives lick it clean since there’s no toilet paper. After which, he pulls Goodman’s pants down and Goodman poops. After which, he wants Chives to not only use his suit to wipe him, but also spit his butt clean. Brooklyn Guy hears what’s happening and goes to check on them, and upon realizing what they were doing, he hastily gives them toilet paper. He throws it in, only for Goodman to slam dunk the roll into his feces, much to the despair of Chives.
Brooklyn Guy then tells the two to knock it off and next time they need something, just ask. Goodman and Chieves come up to the jail cell door, which Goodman says if they are taking dinner orders, then he wants a Filet Mignon, medium rare and with Pepper Corn and Blue Cheese crumbles, a side of Asparagus, Caviar, and a Baked Potato, and finally, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon 2017. He then says Chives wants the Fancy Feasts because he's a "fancy little fucker". Brooklyn Guy tells him that this is Prison, so they don't have any of that. This shocks Goodman as he yells out "No Fancy Feast?" and then tells Chives that he's sorry for that. Brookyln Guy tells him that all they have are Fish Sandwich's, which excites Goodman as he says that Cats like fish, so he tells Chieves to go ahead and have the Fish Sandwich that Brooklyn Guy is holding, which Chives says it's better then what Goodman normally feeds him. Goodman then asks when should he expect his Filet Mignon. Brooklyn Guy then tells him that everybody gets a Fish Sandwich, which causes Goodman to say "EW! JAIL FISH?" as he questions where do they even get it from, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that they get it from a truck, which causes Goodman to get upset as he realizes that the Fish Sandwich coming from a truck means it isn't Mahi or Yellow Fin Tuna, causing him to say "EW! POOR" as he says he's going on a hunger strike, which Brooklyn Guy asks "For 24 Hours?", which Goodman tells him "Yep". Brooklyn Guy then walks away with the Fish Sandwich as Chives says he didn't say no to the Fish Sandwich. Goodman then pulls him back, saying he's not going to let him eat that "Shitty food". He then tells him to come on as he has to lay down.
At the bed, Goodman tells him "down, down!" as he makes Chives lay on the bed so that he can sit on him. Goodman then rambles about what the hell is he supposed to do in "this shit hole" as he says that there is no golf course or "yacht with bitches" or Lamborghinis, which Chives tries to tell him something but his voice is muffled from being sat on by Goodman, which he tells him that he knows that he hate it when he mumbles, which he instructs him to open his mouth. Chives then talks, while being muffled, telling Goodman that he's sitting on his mouth, causing Goodman to get up, and tell him to breath, to which Chives breaths. Goodman then asks him what was he saying, which Chives tells him that maybe they could play Tic Tac Toe. Goodman tells him that he doesn't see pen or paper unless Chives smuggled some in his ass, which Chives tells him no. Mr. Goodman then tells him "down", which as Mr. Goodman is pushing him down, Chives gets an idea, which is to ask the guard for a pen and paper, which he tells Goodman this. Goodman then says ok, and then yells at Chives, telling him to call the guard as he says he's not going to waste his words, which Chives smart mouths him, saying that he just said so many more words, causing Goodman to threaten to make himself shit. Chives then starts calling out for the guard.
Brooklyn Guy then comes to the cell, with Bubbles, which he tells the two to knock it off and they are gonna get a third cellmate as there was a brutal assault in another cell and there was shit everywhere. He then says that he doesn't know who did it but he knows that it wasn't Bubbles because he's way to friendly, and then says he's going to be in their cell for a little while as he opens the jail cell door to let Bubbles in. Goodman gets scared about this as he proceeds to use Chives as a shield, telling him to protect him. Bubbles tells the two hello, which he calls them "cute little hoes". Chives then says hello to him back. Bubbles then tells him that he's a "beautiful little butterfly", which Chives asks Goodman if he heard Bubbles calling him a "beautiful little butterfly". Bubbles then pulls out a soap bar, saying that he got some soap for his ass cheeks, which Goodman says "Oh, perfect" as he tells Chives to grab it and start spitting. Chives then tells him "Very well sir" as he proceeds to go grab it, which Bubble tells him that he doesn't want to drop it as he says they only got one. Chives then ends up dropping it, causing Bubbles to tell him to "pick that shit up" in a menacing tone. Chives then tells Goodman that he believe that he dropped the soap, which Goodman tells him to pick it up, and Bubbles tells him again to "pick that shit up" as he says they don't waste soap here but Chives insists that if he picks it up, somethings bad is gonna happen but Goodman and Bubbles tells him to pick it up, which Chives reluctantly agrees to pick it up as he proceeds to go pick the soap bar up. When Chives went to pick the soap bar up, Bubbles grabs his head and tells him not to be scared as he promises to be gentle. Bubbles then says he ain't going to just walk up in himself, all "double cheeked up and shit", and not going to "throw it back on Daddy". He then says that his ass is for him as he proceeds to start going at it at Chives.
Brooklyn Guy then shows up at the jail cell door, which he tries to tell Goodman that he made bail but then notices Bubbles going at it at Chives. Goodman walks up at the jail cell door, asking if it's just for him or for Chives too. Brooklyn Guy then says that he thought Chieves was with him, which Goodman tells him that Chieves does everything for him. Chieves them runs up to the jail cell door, begging to not let him stay, which Bubbles then says "All right mustache, it's your turn now", to which Mr. Goodman tells Chives to fetch as he throws a soap bar to the ground, which Chives tries to tell him that it's his turn now but then gets taken back by Bubbles. Goodman then says that he's ready to go now, which Brooklyn Guy proceeds to open the jail cell door and take Goodman out as Chives is getting beaten by Bubbles.
At the red couch, Goodman thanks Marvin for finally bailing him out but then calls him a dickhead and asks what took him so long and that Chieves had to "spit shine" his ass. Marvin tries to say that the 70,000 dollars was heavy and he had multiple trips to the car to transport the 70,000 dollars but Goodman interrupts him, saying "You thought about spending it didn't you", which Marvin tries to lie, saying "Oh, no, no, no" but Goodman tells him not to lie to him as he says he has cameras in the house and he heard him and "Porky Pig", thinking about spending the money. Rose then asks whose Porky Pig, to which Goodman insults her as he says that's her, causing her to be sad. Marvin then tells him that he did the right thing and he bailed him out, and then asks what's his reward. Goodman tells him that he gets a thumbs up, and then says "Good job bud, you did good" as he rubs his head. Marvin then tries to say that he bailed out of jail but Goodman interrupts him, saying he gave him the money to bail him out, and all he had to do was drive to the Jail house and pay the bail, which he says that's more work then him sitting on his ass all day. Marvin then says that he guess that he's right as he then sits in silence. Goodman then says that he left Chives in the jail cell and he's getting "railed", and then says he's gonna leave him in the jail cell for a few weeks until he learns his lesson about tax fraud. He then tells Marvin "Tomorrow, House payment, give it to me" as he leaves. Marvin whispers to Rose about how he should of spent it but Goodman yells out "I heard that".
Characters[]
Trivia[]
- This is the first video of September 2024.
- After a long time of evading the IRS, Goodman finally gets arrested for not paying his taxes.
- This episode was uploaded 4 years after "Bad Jeffy!" and 5 years after "Bowser Junior's Lucky Penny!".
- This video was uploaded on Labor Day.
- This is the second time Goodman has been arrested, the first being "Jeffy Gets Ran Over!".
- This is Chives' first appearance since "Mr. Hoodman!".
- This is Judge Pooby's first appearance since "Junior Gets His Ears Pierced!".
- The description is the same as the title.
- Goodman's pose from 2017 returns in this video and the first time to appear in the thumbnail since "Rich Scooter!".
- This is the first time Goodman and Bubbles interact with each other since "Bowser Junior's Summer School 2".
- This is also the first time Chives and Bubbles interact with each other.
- The number of booties on Bubble’s inmate suit has increased to 917 when it was originally 582 on “Judge Jeffy!”.
Errors[]
- Like in Jeffy's Ding Dong Ditch, the second Behind The Scenes video is missing the word "Behind The Scenes" in the title.
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