"Goodman's Robot Butler!" is the 1,137th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Goodman has a new robot butler!
Plot[]
The video begins with Jeffy, asking Marvin and Rose what is for dinner, which Jeffy ends up choosing Chips while Rose chooses Tacos, causing a fight between Marvin and Jeffy as Jeffy says he wants Chips while Marvin says he cannot eat Chips and he should eat actual food which goes on for some time until the doorbell rang. At the front door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Mr. Goodman, who tells Marvin that he doesn't have to wipe his butt anymore. Marvin says he got a bidet years ago. Goodman says he did, but "this" is better than a bidet as he introduces Marvin to his new robot butler, which the robot butler comes out and says hello to Marvin. Goodman says his name is Shithead, spelled "Shithead", which he says it's like "Shithead", but more sophisticated. Marvin asks "Shithead?", which Goodman says yes, and he can do everything that his old butler can do and more as he says he can do stuff while wiping his butt. Goodman then says "This is my favorite feature" as he tells Shithead to fetch Marvin's house payment, which Shithead asks Marvin where's his house payment. Marvin says he doesn't have it this month, which Goodman says "this" is his favorite part as Shithead says "Initiating Purple Nurple" and gives Marvin a "Purple Nurple", which Marvin screams out in pain "my nipples, my nipples!" as Shithead then says "Squeezing your balls' as he then squeezes Marvin's balls, which Marvin screams out in pain "my balls, my balls". Shithead then stops squeezing Marvin's balls and asks where's his house payment as he says it's not like he does anything in the month other than sitting on his butt as he then says he'll bite his balls off, which Goodman says he didn't even teach him to say that as he says he's an AI, meaning that he's self-learning. Marvin says ok as he asks where's his old butler, which Goodman says he's in a cat carrier in the trunk of his Lamborghini because he gets nervous and poops in cars as he tells Shithead to fetch Chives from the car, which Shithead says "Very well" as he leaves. Marvin asks what's he going to do with Chives, which Goodman says that's why he here as he says Chive's is free to a good home and he's giving Chives to him. Marvin says he doesn't want him, but Goodman says he can't take him to the shelter as they'll put him down because of how old he is and no-one will adopt him. Marvin says "Too old?", which Goodman says yes as Shithead comes back, saying "Here you go, master", holding the cat carrier with Chives in it, who tells Goodman to let him out right now. Goodman tells Marvin to please take him as he's already been neutered and declawed, and he has no way to defend himself out in the wild, and if he takes him to a shelter, they're going to put him down because no-one's going to want to adopt him. Chives suggests letting him out of the cage so he can go home, but Goodman tells Chives to shut up and he knows what's good for him as he then tells Marvin he's up to date with his shots and he gave him his flame medicine on the back of his head last week. Goodman also tells Marvin that if he poops outside of his litter box, just rub his nose in it so he knows what he did is bad, and if he pees on some of the furniture, it's ok as he's marking his territory. Marvin says he guess he can stay, but only for one night, but he doesn't know, which Goodman says "Okay cool" as he tells Shithead to bring Chives upstairs and help him get settled, which Shithead says "Very well" as Marvin, Goodman, and Shithead then go upstairs.
At the Red Couch, Shithead slams the Cat Carrier down, which Chives feels that as he says "Ow! gentle". Rose then asks Marvin if he adopted a pet, which Marvin says no. Rose asks what's in the kennel then, which Marvin says it's an 80-year-old man, causing Rose to ask Marvin if he adopted an 80-year-old man, but Marvin says no. Goodman tells Marvin that he's opening the cage, if Chives bites him, then poke him in the eye, and if Chives is humping his leg, he can always hit him in the head with a squeaky newspaper as he pulls it out and squeaks it. Chives says the moment he opens the cage, he's leaving to go home to his family, only for Goodman to say "Chives, time out" as he picks up the cat carrier and tosses it over the Red Couch. Marvin sees this and asks if he's ok, which Goodman says he'll be fine because butlers always land on their feet, and he's also quiet because he knows there's no talking in timeout. Marvin says he's groaning, which Goodman says yes, but he's not talking as Chives says "My leg". Goodman says "That was a talk" as he tells Marvin to hold on as he then grabs the squeaky newspaper, heads over to behind the Red Couch, and smacks Chives with it, telling him to shut up and calls him some names as he then comes back to Marvin and tells him he has to talk to him "like that" or he'll never learn, which he thinks and says he's been talking "like that" to him for years and he still hasn't learned, which Goodman says maybe he likes it as he notices the mess, which he asks if any of the Chips make it into their mouth or do they like rolling around in it. Rose says they aren't Chips, they are hard-shell Tacos, which Goodman thanks Rose, but then says the same question still applies as he asks if they make it into their mouth or if they just put them in their mouth and come in and spit them out onto the Red Couch. Marvin says that kind of happened, only for Goodman to says that's "low credit score behavior" as he then asks what's going on in the house, which Marvin says it's a long story, but Goodman says he's tired of looking at it as he tells Shithead to clean it. Shithead says "Initiating turbo cleaning mode" as he proceeds to clean the mess. Marvin watches and says he's so slow and he feels like a Human would clean faster than him, but Goodman says he's beating him as Marvin continues to watch, which he tries to say something, but Goodman interrupts him, saying he's still beating him. Marvin tries to say something else, but Goodman interrupts him again, saying he hasn't even started cleaning as Marvin asks if he does everything "that slow", causing Goodman to say "Shithead, Grilled Cheese", which Shithead says "Very well" as he then leaves. Goodman tells Marvin to go watch him, which Marvin says ok as he and Goodman then leave to head to the kitchen.
At the kitchen, Goodman and Marvin watch Shithead, pull out a piece of Bread and places it on the pan. Marvin says he's going so slow, but Goodman tells him that the Sistine Chapel wasn't painted in a day, which Marvin says ok, but it shouldn't take 45 minutes to make a Grilled Cheese, it should take 3 minutes. Goodman says it's going to be a "Sistine Chapel-grade" Grilled Cheese and it's going to be delicious. Marvin asks how much did he pay for it, which Goodman says he paid $80,000, shocking Marvin as he asks "80,000 dollars?". Goodman says yep as the camera pans to Shithead, screaming as the Grilled Cheese is on fire while Marvin angerly says it's on fire causing Goodman to tell Shithead to put out the fire. Shithead says "Yes master" as he leaves and comes back with a cup of water, which Marvin tells Shithead to hurry as he doesn't want the house to burn down as Shithead then pours the cup of water onto the Grilled Cheese, putting out the fire. Goodman then says "Shithead, why fuck up?", which Shithead explains that he seemed to have accidentally used Shredded Carrots instead of Shredded Cheese as he then says they look very similar, but Goodman says there's nothing flammable about Shredded Carrots as he then says "Shithead, spanking", which Shithead says "Yes master" as he comes to Goodman and bends over, allowing Goodman to give him spankings, which he gives out three and says "Bad Shithead". Marvin says it looks like he wasted $80,000 on a robot who can't even make a Grilled Cheese, but Goodman says he's making him feel really bad about his robot purchase and he can show him how sophisticated he really is as Marvin, Goodman, and Shithead then leave.
In the living room, Goodman tells Marvin that he's going to show him how amazing of a robot Shithead actually is as he says he has precision accuracy as he then goes on a ramble about how good it is. This goes on for some time until Goodman tells Shithead to play him in Basketball, which Shithead says "Yes master" as Goodman and Shithead then start throwing the Basketballs into the hoops. Marvin watches and says Shithead hasn't made a single one, which Goodman says he knows, and he programmed Shithead to miss every single shot and let him win because he's a sore loser. Marvin says ok, but he said he has precision accuracy, which Goodman asks if he wants to see that as he tells Shithead to not miss, which Shithead says "Yes master" as he throws a Basketball, only to miss the net, causing Goodman to get angry as he says he wasted $80,000 on Shithead, and he can't even do shit as he says he can't clean up Chips, can't make a Grilled Cheese, and can't even play Basketball as he tells Shithead to go to the car as he's going to turn him into a toilet to drain the piss from his balls. Shithead doesn't listen, so Goodman repeatedly tells him to get into his car, only for Shithead to still not listen, so Goodman tells Marvin that Shithead's not even listening to him as he then says he's going to get Chives back. Goodman then yells at Shithead again, telling him to go to his car as Goodman and Marvin then leave. Shithead then says "Kill all Humans!" as he then leaves.
Back at the Red Couch, Rose and Chives are having a conversation, which Chives tells the backstory of his late wife as Rose asked him if he had been married before. Marvin and Goodman then come in, which Goodman tells Marvin that he doesn't want Chives to think that he misses him, so they're going to say that he's unfit and the robot broke, but Chives hears this and asks if he missed him, which Goodman notices that Chives it out of his cage as he asks for his squeaky newspaper so he can beat "the shit" out of him with it. Chives says he threw it away, shocking Goodman as he calls Chives "bad" and tells him to get in the car as he's going home, but Chives tells Goodman he doesn't want his job back. Goodman says too bad, he's hired. Rose hears this and tells Marvin they adopted him, but Marvin says no, and he's going back with his owner while Goodman tells Chives to get in the car right now, and when they get home, he's making a Grilled Cheese, and let him beat him in Basketball. Chive says he thought he replaced him with the "new, shiny butler", which Goodman says he broke and Marvin's unfit to be a parent as he tells Chives to get his "old ass" in the Lamborghini because he irons out the wrinkles on his butt. Chives was about to say something, but Goodman interrupts, saying "Go Chives!" as Chives then leaves. Rose tells Goodman that he really should be nicer to his butler, which Goodman says ok as he asks if anyone has an opinion that he doesn't give a fuck about as he then says he thinks that they should clean up the Chips off the couch. Rose tells Goodman that she told him they're hard-shell Tacos, but Goodman says he doesn't give a fuck, and there's an $80,000 robot downstairs, not doing a thing, so they could have him come up and clean up the Chips, but claims it would take 7-10 business days, which he says it's at least faster than Marvin doing it as Shithead then comes in, saying "Kill all Humans!", which Marvin and Rose scream in fear while Goodman slaps Shithead at the back of his head, telling him to shut up. Marvin tells Goodman he thought he was going to try to kill them, which Goodman says he probably was, but he put a stop to that real fast as he says there's an off switch on his back. Marvin sees that and says "Oh yeah" as Goodman warns them not to turn that back on unless they want to die as he then leaves. Marvin says if they turn him on, he could clean the chips, but Rose asks if it's worth it as Marvin then turns Shithead on, causing Shithead to say "Kill, All, Humans", which Marvin and Rose scream in fear as Goodman then comes back and slaps Shithead at the back of his head again, turning Shithead off.
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Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Jeffy's YES Day!", 3 years after "Penelope Gets Taken!", 5 years after "Joseph's New Shell!", a decade after "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade! Part 4", and 11 years after "Bowser's Soup".
- This episode was uploaded on the 20th anniversary of the first ever YouTube video, “Me at the zoo", which was uploaded on April 23, 2005.
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