"Galentine's Day!" is the 1,109th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
It's Galentine's Day!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior, saying he can’t wait to give Penelope her Valentine’s Day gifts as he says he got her chocolate flowers and a card. Penelope then comes over, and wishes him a Happy Valentine’s Day as she says she got him a stuffed dinosaur, which has horns on the head like him. Junior says he loves it and she knows he likes dinosaurs as he then tells Penelope he got her chocolate flowers and a card. Penelope says she loves it as she then thanks Junior. She then looks closer and says “Look, it’s a little Woodstock and Snoopy”, which Junior asks how many Woodstock's are in the show, which Penelope says she thinks it’s only one, which Junior says they put a bunch of them on the card as Penelope then says she loves it and thanks Junior again. Junior then tells Penelope that he was thinking that Chef Pee Pee could make them some pizza rolls, and they could watch Cars, but Penelope says she has plans tonight. Junior asks what she means by that as he says “I’m your boyfriend, supposed to have plans with me” as he then asks if she has plans with another guy, but Penelope says “No Junior, with my gals” as they have “Galentine's Day” together tonight. Junior asks what is “Galentine’s Day”, which Penelope says it’s Valentine’s Day with your girlfriends as Maria Sanchez and Vivian quickly come over, which Maria tells Penelope “Come one Penelope, let’s go” as they then quickly leave, which Penelope says she’s got to go as they are going ice skating. Junior questions this, saying “With your girlfriends?” as he says he didn’t know she was a Lesbian, but Penelope says she’s not, they’re her friends who just happen to be girls as she then tells Junior to stop being weird, but Junior tells Penelope to tell them that they can scissor each other and she spend her time with him, which Penelope says no and they do it every year. This upsets Junior as he says she’s supposed to spend Valentine’s Day with him and it’s dumb as he then tells Penelope to tell that that they’re “ugly” and they don’t deserve boyfriend, but Penelope says no as that would defeat the purpose of “Galentine’s Day” as she then says “It’s girl power!”. Junior then says “Oh, this is one of those holidays huh?”, which Penelope says yeah as Junior then says he hates it. Penelope says “Too bad Junior” as Junior then asks what is he supposed to do while she’s out, doing whatever the “Lesbian stuff” you’re doing, which Penelope says despite what he said, he can play with his stuffed dinosaur as she then leaves, saying bye to him. Junior says he doesn't want to even play with it as he says "I'm like 16 I think". Junior then says he's not supposed to be playing with stuffed animals, it's dumb, and he wants to smooch. Junior then sits on the couch and says he cancelled all his plans with his friends as he told them he would be smooching with his girlfriend all night because it's Valentine's Day as he then says he's going to sit like a loser before then says he's going to invite Joseph and Cody.
Joseph and Cody (with Ken) then comes over, which Cody tells Junior he thought he was going to spend the day with Penelope as Joseph then asks what happened, which Joseph asks if he she break up with him for a black dude. Cody then says "Yeah, so what happened Junior?", which Junior tells them that Penelope wanted to spend Valentine's Day with her "girlfriends", which Joseph says is "Super Gay" as he then says she just wanted to have a "Scissor Circle", he knew she was a Lesbian, and she's probably one of those "butches", which Junior says yeah and she called it "Galentine's Day", spending it with her gals. Cody says he's heard of it before, which Junior says "No you haven't" while Joseph says it's not even a holiday as Junior then says it sounds like some fake Joe Biden holiday as he says there's no way and he's never heard of "Galentine's Day" until now. Cody says it's when girls want to spend Valentine's Day with their friends, but Junior asks what do boys get as he says girl's get "Galentine's Day" as he then says "What do boys get if they want to spend it with their pals?", which Junior gets an idea as he says it should be "Palentine's Day". Joseph says he likes it as it has a ring to it while Cody says it doesn't sound right. Junior questions this, saying "What Palestine's Day", which Cody says no and he doesn't think that's what he means. Junior says it's just like "Galentine's Day" as he then says "Palentine's Day", which Cody asks if it should be called "Pal-entine's Day", which Junior says yeah, but that's what he said as he says "Palentine's Day". Cody says that's not what he's saying, but Joseph says it's exactly what he's saying as Junior then says "I'm just saying, it's a Valentine's Day with your pals, Palestine Day", which Joseph agrees, saying "Yeah with the guys, I thought you would be happy for that Cody", which Cody says he likes the idea, it's that he just doesn't think that's what people are going to think when he says it. Junior then says he's going to get some snacks as he then leaves". Junior then comes back later, with snacks, which he says he was thinking the perfect snack for "Palentine's Day" would be some Carrots and hummus, which he pronounces it like "Hamas". Cody tells Junior that's not how he say it as he says it's Hummus, Junior and Cody argue about how hummus is pronounced. Junior says "Okay, Tomato, Tomorrow", which Cody says that's exactly how wrong he's getting it, and it's not even close, but Junior says he can say words however he wants to say it, and for "Palestine Day", he wants to "eat some Hamas", which Cody says he's saying it weird too. Junior says girls can have "Galentine's Day", pals can have "Palestine Day", which Cody was about to say something before Junior interrupts him to ask Joseph if he wants hummus, which he pronounces it like "Hamas", which Joseph says he doesn't know, and it looks a little weird, but Junior says it's really good. Joseph then thinks and says "I guess so, I got to try it then", which Junior was about to say to open it, but Cody asks if they are doing it on purpose and if they know what they are saying, but Junior asks Cody if he can just open it as Junior, Joseph and Cody then opens up the hummus.
Meanwhile, Brooklyn T. Guy is spying on the conversation from the satellite and calls for Chief, which Chief comes over, saying he told him he doesn't want to see chicks with wieners. Brooklyn Guy says it's not that, and there's three kids in Florida, who are saying some pretty crazy stuff about Palestine and Hamas, which shocks Chief as he says the Hamas organization finally made its way into the United States as he then says "Not on my watch", and he orders Brooklyn Guy to get down, arrest the kids, and send then to Guantanamo Bay. Brooklyn Guy says "Yes sir" as he then leaves. Back at the Red Couch, Junior asks Joseph if he likes the hummus, which he's still pronouncing it like "Hamas", which Joseph says no as it's really bad as Junior then says some people like it, some people hate it. Cody tells them to stop saying that as Brooklyn Guy comes in his cop outfit and arrests them, which Cody tells Junior that he told him that would happen, but Junior says he just wants to join their "Palestine Day", but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't as he then says he doesn't know how they got into the country, but it's time to get out. Junior tells him all they are doing is enjoying some hummus, which he's still pronouncing it like "Hamas", causing Brooklyn Guy to misunderstand and about to take them to Guantanamo Bay. Joseph says he really doesn't enjoy it, and he thinks it's really bad, which Brooklyn Guy he can stay as he then asks Junior and Cody if they like hummus, and Cody says he does and Junior says "Hamas is really good", causing Brooklyn Guy to take to Guantanamo Bay. At their jail cell, Brooklyn Guy gets them in there as he closes their jail cell door. Junior tries to explain that they aren't terrorists, and they were just celebrating "Palestine Day", which Cody tells Junior to stop saying it as he's making it worse. Junior and Cody again argue about how hummus is pronounced as Brooklyn Guy then says maybe he needs some punishment from his cellmate Bubbles as he then leaves while Junior asks if he can turn a heater on as he says it's really cold. Junior then gets upset that he's not listening, but Cody says it was a stretch as Bubbles then says he will show him a stretch. Bubbles then says "Well well well, I didn't know I had two gifts for Valentine's Day", but Cody says it's three actually, counting his boyfriend Ken. This excites Bubbles as he says "Thank you Jesus" and then says it's a good thing he has a fast refractory period, but Cody says he doesn't and he needs some time to recover. Junior asks Bubbles what he do to get in, which Bubble ellsahis entire story of how. H then asks Junior and Cody what did they do, which Junior tells him that apparently, they are terrorists, which shocks Bubbles as he says he's the only one "tearing ass" around as he then laughs. Junior then tells Bubbles that Cody would like to go first, which Cody says he actually would as Bubbles then tells Cody to bend over, which Cody drops Ken, says "Uh oh", and then bends over. Bubbles points to Cody, saying he's a willing participant, which he likes it, but it's too easy as he says he likes a struggle, a chase, a fight as he then says "Scream bitch scream!" Junior panics and calls for help, and Brooklyn Guy comes over and asks if he called for help, which Junior tells him he did and Bubbles said that he violated a mailman and a grocery boy, which Brooklyn Guy says he remember those cases as he was working in the courtroom when it happened, meaning he saw all the evidence. Bubbles comes over and says "That shit was beautiful as hell wasn't it?", which Brooklyn Guy replies that there was literally feces. Bubbles then says "Especially with this shovel this god them big" as he laughs while Brooklyn Guy asks Bubbles to put it away as it looks like a hammer. Bubbles then asks if he's seen Holes as he says "Yeah yeah, with Stanley Yelnats, carrying Madame up that damn Mountain, just to you know, drink water out of that asshole" as he then laughs, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't remember that happening in the movie, which Bubbles says it definitely happened as he says "It was a director's but, I mean cut, I like ass", which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah he gathered" as he then tells Junior to get to screaming as it gets him hard. Junior begs for Brooklyn Guy to get him out, but Brooklyn Guy says it doesn't work like that, and the point of jail is you have to be in there, whether you want to or not. Junior tells Brooklyn Guy he's not a terrorist and he can prove it, which Brooklyn Guy says if he can prove it, he should be able to pass the America Quiz. Junior says "America Quiz?", which Brooklyn Guy tells him if he can pass the America Quiz, that proves that he's not a terrorist, and he loves America. Junior tells him he should have offered it earlier as he claims they would have passed it as he then tells Cody they got to take an America Quiz to get out, but Cody says "Yeah, speak for yourself Junior, I think I want to stay here", but Junior tells Cody he's going with them as he then goes to grab Cody.
The video then cuts to Junior and Cody, taking the America Quiz, which Brooklyn Guy tells them if they can pass the test, it means they love America, and they can stay as he then leaves, saying "No cheating". Junior says it's going to be really hard, but Cody says there's only two questions and they are really easy, but Junior tells him to not tell him as he wants to see if he can pass it on his own as he starts with Question 1, which says "Finish the sentence: "Oh say can you ______", which Junior looks at the answer choices and sees there is A. Be, B. See", C. Bee, and D. Si, which Junior says it's hard, but Cody says it's See, but Junior mishears and saying there's no way it's "Oh can you be", but Cody says it's not that and it's See like "See with your eyes", but Junior mishears again and says it's S", but Cody says no and it's See like "You see something", which this continues until Junior moves to Question 2, which says "What do the 13 stripes on the American flag stand for?". Junior looks at the answer choices and says there is A. 13 Original Spices, B. 13 States, C. 13 Colonies, and D. Friday the 13th, which Junior looks at then carefully and says the answer is 13 States, but Cody tells Junior it's not that and it's the Colonies. Junior says "What the hell is a colony" and asks Cody to name one, which Cody says Massachusetts, but Junior says that's a state, which Cody says it was a colony when they made the flag. Junior says "Okay, so it's the 13 States", but Cody says it's not that choice, which Junior then says "What about Friday the 13th? We made that movie", but Cody says no as he says the movie didn't even exist when they made the flag, which Junior asks Cody how does he know as he asks if he was there, which Cody says no but it was a long time ago. Junior then says "Freddy versus Jason, that's Friday the 13th, that's a really good movie", which Cody says it doesn't matter if it's a good movie and Cody tells Junior to trust him that the answer is C. Junior says "Okay, C for what?", which Cody says the second one is C, the first one is B, which Junior asks "Which B" as he was about to list the answer choices before Cody tells him to just copy his answers, but Junior tells him that he said not to copy their answers, which Cody tells him to just copy his answers the video then cuts to later, where Cody says they are done while Junior says he doesn't think they got their answers right. Brooklyn Guy comes over and says "Okay, let me see how you did" as he looks over their papers, and says "Oh well look at that, you both pass", which Cody says "Oh thank god" as Brooklyn Guy says there's one more test as he grabs a bag of Carrots and a container of Hummus, asking "Would anybody like some hummus?", which Junior says he loves it, still pronouncing hummus like "Hamas", which Cody tells Junior to shut up while Brooklyn Guy says "Oh yeah, you like hummus huh? Well, do you like it more than America?", which Junior says he likes Cheeseburgers more, which Brooklyn Guy believes that it's an American answer as he then says they're free to go. Junior and Cody then return to Junior's house, which Cody tells Junior they are definitely never celebrating "Palestine's Day" ever again. Junior says he still doesn't see what's the big deal as it's just "Palestine Day", which Joseph says yeah and they didn't do anything wrong as Junior then says the girls get "Galentine's Day", they get "Palestine Day", but Cody says it's the way he's saying it. Junior believes that the girls are selfish, making Valentine's Day all about them and only them as he then says he thinks every Valentine's Day, they should assist the elderly as he says they could call it "I Assist Day", which he pronounces it as "ISIS Day". Junior then says "ISIS Day, I Assist the Elderly Day", which Cody says don't say that as Brooklyn Guy, also telling from the satellites, then comes back in his cop outfit, arrests them and takes them to Guantanamo Bay, which Cody, seeing this, was about to say "Oh Motherfucker" before being cut off by the SML Question.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Penelope
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chief
- Ken
- Bubbles
- Vivian (cameo)
- Maria Sanchez (cameo)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Junior's Valentine's Day Gift!", 8 years after "The Love Potion!", 9 years after "Mario's Valentines Day Problem!", and 13 years after "Valentine's Day".
- This is Bubbles first appearance in 2025.
- Additionally, Junior doesn't remember him.
- The whole video references the current Israel-Palestine conflict and the Israel-Hamas War taking place in the Gaza Strip. The references are made by Junior mispronouncing Hummus and Pal-entines Day (the latter being a made up word).
- This video was uploaded on the same day TikTok and CapCut returned to the Apple App Store and Google Playstore in the U.S.
Poll[]
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