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"Fat Tuesday!" (stylized as "FAT TUESDAYTM") is the 1,116th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Everyone wants to be fat on Tuesday!
Plot[]
The video starts at the Red Couch, where Jeffy is swinging a beaded necklace around, above his head, which he tells Marvin he's a helicopter. Marvin tells Jeffy to watch where he's swinging his beads necklace as he says he might hit him in the face as Jeffy then hits Marvin in the face with the beads, which Marvin forcefully takes the beads necklace out of his hands and puts it on the Red Couch, saying "You hit me in the face Jeffy!". Rose sees the beads necklace and asks if she can have it, which Marvin says "Yeah, take them", which Rose takes them, saying "Yay!" as Jeffy then says "Hey Daddy, one time, I was on the Internet, I saw this girl and she pulled beads out of her butt" as he grabs on a beads necklace that he was wearing, but Marvin tells him he shouldn't be watching those videos, which Jeffy grabs on his beads necklace again and says "But they were way bigger than this Daddy, they were like the size of baseballs, and when she pulled them out of her butt, they went like she was pulling bubble wrap out of her ass" as he then makes some popping noises before Marvin tells Jeffy he doesn't want to hear it, and tells Jeffy to shut up, but Jeffy asks Marvin why the girl would do that, which Marvin says he doesn't know why she would do that as Jeffy then says "Pull beads out of butt". Marvin says he doesn't know as he then says "Let's just watch the news, just stop talking about that" as he then turns the tv on, showing the news, with Mr. Goodman, wishing the viewers a happy Mardi Gras as he says since it's Fat Tuesday, the Annual Fat Tuesday Competition, where contestants try to get as fat as they can in a single day, will be held, which he says if they are a "fat enough piece of shit", they could win a million dollars. Goodman then says "So come on down and join the competition", which he says he knows he's going to join as he takes a bite of a burger.
After the news, Marvin gets interested about the Annual Fat Tuesday Competition as he says "A million dollars just to be the fattest person in the town by the end of day!?", which Jeffy says when he says it all together like that, it sounds kind of stupid as Rose then asks Marvin how come their town is always randomly giving out large amounts of money for the "stupidest things", which she also asks where's all the money coming from and who's funding it, which Marvin tells Rose not to question a free handout, but Rose says "I don't think you can get that fat by tonight" as she says there are people who are fat professionally as in people who love being fat every day of the year. Marvin says yeah as he then says he doesn't know how they're going to out fat a naturally fat person, but then says they have to try since it's Fat Tuesday. Jeffy asks Marvin why is it called Fat Tuesday and if there's a "Chubby Monday", "Lard ass Wednesday", or "Damn Bitch, you fat as fuck Thursday", which Marvin says he doesn't know why it's called Fat Tuesday, but he knows it is Mardi Gras and he gets beads today, which Jeffy grabs his beads necklace and says "Ohhh, is this the day that girls pull these beads out of their butt", which Marvin says they don't do that, but Jeffy says they did in the video he watched and he doesn't know if he watched it on a Tuesday or if the girl did it on a Tuesday as he then says either way, he knew it, which Marvin tells Jeffy to stop it as he then says they're going to order McDonald's as he then asks Rose what she wants, which Rose says she doesn't know, but he knows she likes to eat as Jeffy says "Sticky wee-wee cream", which Marvin tells Jeffy to stop saying random stuff like that, which Jeffy doesn't listen as he says "Hey daddy, guess what my sock calls me?". Marvin says "What?", which Jeffy says "The Creaminator because of the cream". Marvin then says he's going to order as much McDonald's, and they're all going to get fat as he says if one of them gets fat, they all get a million dollars as he then leaves, which Jeffy says, "Fuck yeah!" to himself.
The video then cuts to Marvin, telling Rose and Jeffy all the food is here as he says he got a Triple Big Mac stack of Chicken Nugget shish kabobs, and a "Sextupple Pounder", which Rose makes a joke as she says "Pounder? I hardly know her" as Jeffy then yells out "Sex-tupple, is what you said", which Marvin confirms he did say that as he explains that Sextupple means six of something as he goes Single, Double, Triple, and Quadruple, which Jeffy says "Sex!", which Marvin finishes the sentence by saying "Tupple, Jeffy". Marvin then says he has to say "Tupple" afterwards and he got him a Meat Mountain from Arby's, which Jeffy makes a pun out of it, saying "Oh Meat Mountain dick, with Sticky wee-wee cream all over it". Marvin tells Jeffy to stop saying it and it's called Meat Mountain because there's a lot of beef in it, which he says it's like "Monster Beef", which Jeffy "Yeah, that's what I typed in the search bar: Monster Beef, girl can't handle this Monster Beef" as he then says when he watched the video, the girl looked like she sure could handle the "Monster Beef", but Marvin tells him to shut up. Jeffy doesn't listen as he says "Daddy, the cheese on this sandwich looks like the cheese on the tip of my Peter", which Rose hears "Peter" and makes a joke, saying "Peter? I hardly know her", causing Marvin to get upset and yell out "Everyone stop talking! Everyone literally shut up" as he explains that they have to eat all the food as in eating every little bite. Rose tells Marvin they can't eat all that as it's going to make them sick, but Marvin says he doesn't care, and it's worth a million as he says if she eats all the food, they could possibly get a million dollars as he then tells Rose and Jeffy that he wants them to clean their plate, and he wants to see nothing left on their plate. Jeffy makes another joke, but Marvin interrupts him, telling him to shut up as they then proceed to eat their food. The video then cuts to later where Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy are now fat, laying on the couch, groaning, which Marvin says “Man I’m so fat as Rose then makes a gag sound. Jeffy then says “I don’t know if I’m full or if I’m pregnant from all the Sticky wee-wee cream”. Marvin then says they got to keep eating as there’s still food left on their plates, but Rose says she can’t eat anymore as she’s going to be sick while Jeffy says the only way food’s going to get inside him without any resistance is if he shoves it up his ass, which Marvin questions that as he says he needs some more milkshake, which Jeffy says “Me too, I’m going to suck it like a nipple” as Jeffy tries to drink it while Marvin tries to reach it, which Marvin says he can’t reach it as he then says “Okay look, we have to go to the Fat Competition, so everyone get up”, which Marvin and Rose tries to get up, which Rose struggles to get up, saying she can’t get up, while Marvin gets up and says he can’t move, and he won’t be able to walk because of how fat he is. Rose then says “I can’t get up either Marvin, it’s impossible” as Marvin says he’s going to call a doctor and maybe the doctor can get some wheelchairs and take them to the Fat Competition as he then gets his phone while Jeffy says “Suck it” to himself.
Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, asking if somebody calls a doctor as he then makes fun of Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy for being fat like caseoh, as he fat shames them. Marvin and Rose thank him, which causes Brooklyn Guy to question what kind of world is it where the bullying isn't working because they like being called fat. Marvin says they want to be fat, which Rose adds on, saying it's Fat Tuesday. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's about "that stupid fat competition", which Marvin says it is as they want the million dollars. Brooklyn Guy warns Marvin that he definitely doesn't have a chance winning because his ex-wife got it in the bag as he then goes on a long ramble, which goes on for some time. Brooklyn Guy then asks what did they eat, which Jeffy says "Well my Daddy made me eat Sticky wee-wee cream off his Meat Mountain", which this concerns Brooklyn Guy as he asks if he should put his cop outfit on as he doesn't like how he said he made him, which Marvin says he did eat the Meat Mountain, but it had Horsey Sauce on it. Brooklyn Guy gets confused and questions what's happening, which Marvin explains that there's a Meat Mountain from Arby's, which Brooklyn Guy gets it as he says "Ohhh, from Arby's cuz they have the meats" as he then says it makes sense as he then asks what he needs from him, which Marvin says they are so fat, they can't move, and he was wondering if he could help try to help move them in wheelchairs or something, which Brooklyn Guy says "Ohh a wheelchair, yeah my fat ex-wife needed wheelchairs to get around too" as he goes on another ramble, which goes on for some time until he says he doesn't want to think about it anymore. Marvin then asks if he can get them wheelchairs, which Brooklyn Guy says he can as he leaves, which Marvin whispers to Rose, saying "He talks a lot", which Rose whispers back, saying "Yeah". Brooklyn Guy then comes back, saying "Here you go" as he puts Marvin on a wheelchair, which he holds it down as Marvin was about to tip over, which he says "Don't tip over, you might cause an earthquake you fat fuck" as Rose then says "Weee! This is fun" as she is seen, rolling around in her wheelchair", which Brooklyn Guy tells her to be careful and not break the wheelchair as he says it's not covered by their insurance, which he says to himself "Nothing is these days. Brooklyn Guy then tells Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy to roll themselves to where they are having the Fat Competition at, which Marvin asks if he can get a push, which Brooklyn Guy says "Uh yeah, sure" as he gives Marvin a push". The video then cuts to Marvin and Rose at the kitchen table, where Marvin asks Rose if she has seen his car keys, which Rose tells him he's too fat to drive as he won't even fit in the car, but Marvin says they have to drive as he claims it would take hours to roll to the convention center as the camera then shows Shrek, with a stack of Cheesecakes, which he says "Oooh Donkey, eight layers of creamy, cream, Sara Lee Cheesecake" as he starts flying up for a little bit, saying "Come here you yummy!". Shrek then goes back down to his seat and says "I can't wait to lick every single one of your little cracks, and I don't care if you wipe because I didn't wipe" as he then asks if he's in heaven, which he answers it with no and he must be in Piza because of his stack of Cheesecakes, which he calls it the "Leaning Tower of Cheesecake". Marvin gets Shrek's attention by calling his name, which Shrek sees Marvin and asks what does he want and why he is fat, which Marvin says there is a Fat Competition, and the fattest person gets a million dollars. Shrek says "So your telling me I could get a million dollars just for being sexy?", which Marvin says he has to be really fat and he's definitely fatter than he and Rose combined as he then begs Shrek not to join because he claims he definitely would win, which Shrek says "That's super rude Donkey!" as he says he wants to join so he's going to eat all his Cheesecake in his stack of Cheesecakes, and then he's going to join the Fat Competition. Marvin asks Shrek if he has seen his car keys, which Shrek says "Oh, they're right there" as he points to Marvin's car keys, sitting next to a box of Sara Lee Cheesecake, which Marvin tries to reach for it, which he grunts as he struggles to reach for his car keys, which Shrek asks if he's trying to "blow ass" as he then says "Let me show you how it's done" as he then violently shakes, flapping his arm, and then says "Get a whiff of that, ripe ass", which disgusts Rose and Marvin as Rose gags from the smell while Marvin says "Get out of here, get out of here" as he and Rose then leave, which Shrek goes to his stack of Cheesecakes and says "Come here you" as he starts eating his stack of Cheesecakes.
The video then cuts to Steve Staleburger, saying "Hello and welcome to Fat Tuesday's Fattest Fat Ass Competition on this Fat Tuesday", He then says all the "fattest fatos" in town have rolled out tonight to see what they're made of, which is mostly fat as he says "If you walked in here tonight, you're automatically disqualified cuz there are fatter fuckers than you that can't even carry their own big fat weight around" as he then says it's not time to put their money where their food is, in their "big, fat fucking belly". Steve then says "Now let's get this competition started and start the judging" as he then silently comments about some of the contestants to himself. Steve then says "Now it's time for the judging" as the video cuts to Rose and Marvin coming in, which Marvin says "Ooh, no way baby, they have pizza", which Rose says there's no way he has any more room left to eat, which Marvin says "Maybe just two or three slices as he reaches for the pizza as Jeffy then rolls in, on a stretcher. Marvin then notices Goodman, which he asks Goodman what's he doing, which Goodman says he only joined for the million dollars plus he can afford Ozempic, and Patricia gave him a "fat, sweaty blumpkin" earlier, and she "fingered" his belly button hole the whole time. Marvin says "Um, ok" as Steve then announces it's time to start the official judging as he starts with Rose, which he says "Whoa, fat bitch alert, we have a fat bitch here", which Rose thanks him as Marvin says "Oh, do me" but then falls out of his wheelchair, which Steve says "Oh no, tubby took a tumble, what's the matter tubby, you can't get up, you're too fat, you're like a big tubby turtle, tapped on his back". Jeffy then rolls closer as he says "What about me?", which Steve says "Holy heart disease, you're already on your deathbed" as Goodman then says "Alright do me", which Steve gets impressed as he says "My god that's the fattest fucker I've ever seen" as he says he has no choice but to declare Goodman today's "Fat Tuesday Fattest Fat Ass" as an earthquake then occurs, which Steve questions it, asking if it could be an even "fatter fat ass" as he then says "Holy fan van boal" as Shrek then comes in, saying "Now just wait a cheesecake second, if anyone's fat here, it's me!", which Steve gets impressed as he says he's got to be the "fattest fat ass" here as he says Shrek wins, but Goodman says he's fatter than Shrek is.
Steve says he is pretty fat as he then says it looks like they got themselves a fat off, and it's gone into overtime as he says "Looks like I'm going to break out the tape measure and head over there cuz you sure as hell can't come to me" as he breaks out a tape measure and goes to the other side, where Shrek and Goodman are, which Steve tells them to let's see which one of them is fatter, and he's got to be careful not to get pulled into their gravitation pull as he starts with Goodman, which he says "Oh wow, you're pretty fat" as he goes to Shrek, which he says he's really fat too, but Goodman's just a little bit fatter as he says "Congratulations lard ass, you win", which Goodman says "Yay! a million dollars for me" as he then calls for Chives to get in and carry him, which Chives gets in and says he really can't as Goodman then says "Chives, I shit my pants". Chives asks if he really did shit his pants, which Goodman says he did as he asks where else was he supposed to go, which Chives says "The bathroom?", but Goodman says he can't because he's big. Chives then says "Oh very well sir, I'll try my best" as he tries to pick him up, but ends up falling on his back, saying "Oh my back!", which upsets Goodman as he says "Damn it Chives, you weren't even trying" as the video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, saying "Here you go" as he sticks a medical syringe into Marvin's arm, which Marvin thanks Brooklyn Guy for the Ozempic as he says he feels skinnier already, which Rose seconds as Brooklyn Guy then says his ex-wife is terrified of the stuff, and he sprays it at her to scare her away when she's visiting his daughter because his ex-wife is terrified of being skinny as he says she really wants to stay fat, which he says she's like a bear, hibernating for the winter, but like permanently as he says she's just like eating all the food she can to store it up in case the world runs out of food, which he says it's going to because she's eating it all. Brooklyn Guy then asks Marvin how the competition go, which he says he takes it that he didn't win because he doesn't have a million dollars, which Marvin says no and "somebody who didn't deserve it" won, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, that is how these tend to go, I mean we can't have you get a million dollars cuz then you don't have any problems and there's nothing to making videos about is there", which Marvin says "No" as Brooklyn Guy then says he's going to wash his medical syringe off and reuse it on his other patients like he always does, which leaves Marvin in shock as Brooklyn Guy then leaves.
Characters[]
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Shrek
- Steve Staleburger
- Mr. Goodman
- Chives
- Debra (mentioned)
- Patricia (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Chef Junior!", 8 years after "Nintendo Switch", 12 years after "Shrek's Hot Cheesecake", and 14 years after "A Ghost".
- This episode was uploaded/based on Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday.
- This is Shrek's first appearance since "Jeffy's Booger Ball!".
- This is the second time Marvin is seen shirtless, with the first being "Magic Marvin!". However, he is only shirtless in the thumbnail.
- This is the third time Jeffy becomes fat. First being "Fat Jeffy" and second being "Jeffy's Balloon Company!".
- Jeffy’s Fat Puppet is from "Fat Jeffy".
- Jeffy's Fat Puppet thumbnail pose is also reused from the video.
- The premise of this video is somewhat similar to The Fairly OddParents episode "Just Desserts".
Errors[]
- Despite Rose being vegan in past videos, she ate McDonalds in this video for the competition.
- When Shrek farts at 8:04, no sound effect can be heard.
- In the thumbnail, Marvin is seen shirtless, however he never takes off his shirt in the video.
- On top of that, Rose’s bare stomach can be seen hanging out of her shirt in the thumbnail, but in the video, her shirt covers her whole body.
Poll[]
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