"Duggie Steals a Bugatti!" is the 1,150th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Duggie needs millions of dollars!
Plot[]
The video starts with Duggie, setting up his cup phone in front of Marvin and Rose as he says "ring ring, ring ring" and tells Marvin to answer it. Marvin says he doesn't have time but picks it up anyways. He picks it up and says "Hello" in it. Duggie begs Marvin for $50 so he can get new Call of Duty skins, but Marvin tells him that he's not giving him any money, but Duggie doesn't take this for an answer as he says he really needs the new Call of Duty skins. Marvin tells Duggie that he's not giving him any money because he never paid back any of the money that he gave him as he asks if he has the money that he owes him. Duggie doesn't answer the question as he tells Marvin that he's driving through a tunnel, but Marvin says he knows that he's not driving through a tunnel. Duggie asks how he knows, which Marvin says he's talking through the cup phone as he throws it down, which Duggie says "Oh" as he begs Marvin again for $50 so he can get new Call of Duty skins and the battle pass, which Marvin tells him no, he's not giving him any money, but Duggie says please, and he'll even work for it, which Marvin pulls out $5, saying he'll give him it if he takes out the trash. Duggie asks if he does it five more times, he'll give him $50, but Marvin says 5 times 5 is not 50. Duggie says the numbers are too big for him to understand and asks how many more times he has to do it. Marvin tells Duggie that he has to do it 10 more times, but Duggie says that'll be $500 unless he wants to give him $500, which Marvin tells Duggie no it would not and instructs him to count five 10 times. Duggie says it's going to take long, and even if he counted to five 10 times, it's still going to be 5. Marvin reacts in shock as he says "There's no way someone's that stupid" as he tells Duggie to take out the trash, and he's not going to give him any more money as he then tells Duggie to go ask someone else for the other $45, but Duggie says he doesn't need $45, he needs $50, causing Marvin to break down as he then leaves, saying he's done and he's leaving. Duggie then leaves, saying he guess he'll take the trash out. The video then cuts to outside, where Duggie asks where's the trash cans at, but then says he guess he'll put it in the mailbox because he thinks that the mailman and the trash man must be best friends as he takes opens the mailbox, and tries to put the trash bag in it, but he struggles to fit it in, so he sits it on the top, saying he'll put it on the top since it won't fit, but the trash bag falls off, which Duggie doesn't care as he says he doesn't give a shit because someone's paying him $5 as a car pulls up behind him. which Rodrigo comes out, telling Duggie that he's coming with them as he takes Duggie and puts him in the car as the car then drives off. The car then stops, which inside, Duggie asks what's going on as Rodrigo is pointing his gun at him. The Loan Dolphin asks if he has Rodrigo's $500,000, which Duggie says he doesn't have any money, only for Rodrigo to say "Wrong answer" as he hits him, which Duggie says "Owie" as the Loan Dolphin tells Duggie that he better have their money by tomorrow or they're breaking his kneecaps. Duggie tells them that he doesn't have kneecaps, so the Loan Dolphin tells him that they'll kill him then as he then orders Rodrigo to kick Duggie out, which Rodrigo follows order as he takes Duggie and throws him out, saying "Tomorrow, 5:00 PM or you're dead" as the car then drives off. Duggie asks how he's going to get $500,000 by tomorrow as he then leaves. Back at the Red Couch, Marvin groans in pain, saying he has the "worst headache ever" and Duggie was "too stupid" for his brain to handle. Rose tells Marvin that she knows, but not to worry as the Excedrin will kick in soon. Duggie then sets up his cup phone in front of Marvin and Rose again, saying "ring ring, ring ring", but Marvin says he's not answering this time. Duggie tells Marvin "Alright fine, let it go to Voicemail" as he says "ring ring, ring ring", which Marvin says there is no Voicemail because it's a cup phone, only for it to reach to his Voicemail, which Marvin listens in as Duggie leaves a Voicemail, saying he was wondering if he can give him $500,000 to pay back Rodrigo. Marvin questions why does he need "that kind" of money, which Duggie says he's got to pay back Rodrigo $500,000 for sports bets. Marvin asks why would anyone give him "that kind" of money, which Duggie says it's because he told him that the Kansas City Chiefs was going to win the Super Bowl, but they didn't play well and lost. Marvin tells Duggie that it's on Rodrigo for giving him "that kind" of money, but it was the Super Bowl, which was months ago, and asks if he's telling him that he owed the guy money for "that long". Duggie says yeah, and now he wants to kill him if he doesn't pay back the $500,000, but Marvin says he doesn't have "that kind" of money, so it looks like he's dying then.
Duggie asks Marvin if he knows anyone that has "that kind" of money, which Marvin says he doesn't know and lists billionaires, rich people, and the creator of Facebook. Duggie asks if he's talking about Mark Zuckerberg, which Marvin says yeah as Duggie says he can call him, but Marvin says he can't because he doesn't have his number, which Duggie says he does as he says "ring ring, ring ring", which Marvin says he's not going to answer because it's a cup phone, but Duggie says he'll just leave his Voicemail as he proceeds to leave one, asking for $500,000 to so he can pay back Rodrigo, but Marvin angerly tells Duggie that he's not going to call back, which Duggie says he is if he gets his Voicemail as Marvin tells Duggie that he doesn't think he should be worrying about it as he doesn't think anyone's going to kill him over money and go to jail, which Duggie says he's probably right, and he's not going to worry about it as he then says he's going to play some Call of Duty, but asks if he's seen his controller. Marvin tells Duggie to ask Jeffy, which he says that he's in the playroom. Duggie says ok as he then leaves while Marvin says he actually hopes that he dies. In the playroom, Timmy Huckerdoo arrogantly brags to Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy that his dad built a Bugatti, which everyone doesn't believe him, which some saying he's lying, but Timmy says "No, seriously" as he explains that his dad bought all the parts and built it by hand, but then says he thinks they're all built by hand. Junior asks if he's telling him that right now at his house, there is a Bugatti that's worth millions of dollars if he sold it, which Duggie overhears it, saying to himself "What's he saying" as Timmy says "Uh, yeah", but Joseph says his dad's not an engineer, which Timmy says he must be because he did it. Cody says he bets it took a long time while Junior says he bets that his mom takes a long time to get out of bed as he says it's a "lick". Cody asks what's a "lick" as he says he doesn't know what it means, he's pissed and tells Junior that he's a "lick" as he asks, "How about that?" and tells Junior "You can lick my gooch". Junior asks what's a "gooch", which Cody says it's the spot between his balls and butthole as he tells Junior again "You can lick my gooch", but Junior says his mom can't find her "gooch" as he says it's another "lick", but Cody tells Junior to stop licking him as Timmy then trys to bring attention back to the Bugatti to continue bragging by saying he feels like they're not focusing on how his dad built a Bugatti by hand. Duggie overhears this, saying to himself that he could steal it and get lots of money as he leaves while Timmy says friends aren't allowed over because it's Homosexual, which Cody says it is when he comes over as Junior then asks if he can go home, take a picture, and send it to them, which Timmy says yeah, he'll do it right now as he then leaves, which Cody says "Send a picture of my gooch in the group chat" as he then asks if that's a "lick" and if they lick their screens. Back at the Red Couch, Duggie tells Marvin that he's got a really good idea on how's he getting $1 million dollars. Marvin asks how he's going to get $1 million dollars, which Duggie says he's going to steal it. Marvin then asks "What are you going to do? Steal a million dollars cash or steal a million dollars' worth of stuff", which Duggie says he's going to steal a "Bugabips", but Marvin asks what's a "Bugabips", which Duggie says it's a car worth millions of dollars. Marvin tells Duggie that if he steals it, it's going to have a VIN number that can be traced and if he doesn't get a title, he'll never be able to sell it as he asks what's he going to do with it. Duggie says he's thinking way too much into it, but Marvin says he's not thinking enough into it as he says he's going to get caught and go to jail, but Duggie says he's not and he has a good idea. Marvin asks what's his good idea on how to steal it, only for Duggie to say he doesn't know as he hasn't thought of it yet. Marvin tells Duggie that he hates him as Rose tells Marvin that Booger is tearing up the couch again. Marvin tells Jeffy to get his pet dinosaur, which Duggie hears this and says "Oh, pet dinosaur, lightbulbs" as he says he's got a good idea like Thomas Jefferson as he then leaves. At the Huckerdoo House, Timmy tells Hank Huckerdoo that he really wants to take a picture of his Bugatti to show to his friends, but Hank says not now as it's time for his "Holy Water Bath" to get the gay out of him. Susanne Huckerdoo says that's right as she says they're going to have him liking girls whether he likes it or not, which Timmy says he loves girls, just that he loves men more, scaring Susanne as Hank tells Brooklyn T. Guy to "Get the gay" out of his son, which Brooklyn Guy says he will as he has his "Gay-away sponge", but Timmy asks if it's necessary, which Brooklyn Guy whispers to Timmy, telling him that it's normal water, and he makes a bunch of money from telling people that he can get the gay out of their kids, so he tells him to play along and pretend it burns. Timmy says ok as Brooklyn Guy dips his sponge in the water and rubs it on Timmy, who reacts in pain and says it burns, which Hank says it means the gay is "coming out" from him and not to worry as Timmy says he thinks he likes "boobies". Hank asks what about vagina, which Timmy says he thinks he definitely loves it as Susanne asks about the "titties".
Timmy says he loves "titties". Hank says "Fuck yeah, vagina and titties" as Timmy says later, he thinks he's going to "pound some poon", which Hank says yeah as Susie Huckerdoo comes in, saying there's someone at the door, which Timmy says he'll get it as he leaves to open it, revealing a cage with Duggie in it, saying "Meow, Bark Bark, Tweet". Timmy tells Hank and Susanne that someone left an animal at their door as he then brings it in, saying it's so cute. Susanne tells Timmy to leave it outside as it might have rabies as Timmy sets the cage down, which Duggie says he's not a raccoon as Timmy then asks Hank and Susanne if they can keep it, but Hank says no because animals piss and shit all over the carpet and scoot their butt across the furniture. Duggie then says "I'll do that", which shocks Susanne as she says it talks, which Hank says it's like Pluto, Snoopy or "whatever the fuck". Brooklyn Guy says he named the only two dogs that don't talk and he could have said Scooby Doo, Courage the Cowardly dog, or half of Cat Dog, which Hank says ok as Timmy asks if they can keep it like a "Congratulations for becoming straight" present, which Susanne tells Hank that Timmy is straight now as Hank says he was going to take him to a brothel, but he guess "this" is cheaper as he then tells Timmy that if it pisses or shits on his carpets, he's going to chop it's head off as he then leaves while Timmy becomes happy and takes Duggie to his room. Brooklyn Guy then asks if someone's going to pay him his fee, which Susanne tells Brooklyn Guy that he can follow her to the bedroom, which Brooklyn Guy gets interested as they then leave. At Timmy's bedroom, Timmy says he's so excited as he's never had a pet before, which Duggie asks Timmy to tell him where his dad keeps his Bugatti at. Timmy says he wished that he knew as he has to take a picture of it to show to his friends, but he doesn't want to do that anymore as he wants to show him to his friends. Timmy then says he hasn't given him a name yet as he says "Fluffernut", but Duggie says he isn't going to be calling him a "fruity-ass name". Timmy says "Aw come on Fluffernut" as he says he got him a bone to chew on from their Halloween decorations or a ball to play fetch with as he throws it, saying "Play fetch", only for Duggie to say no, he's going to pick the ball up with his mouth, which Timmy says he would, but he's pretending to be straight today as he says he got him food and water. Duggie sees the food and asks what is it, saying it looks like Cocoa Puffs, which Timmy says it's rabbit food because he doesn't know what he is. Duggie says he's not a rabbit and he's not eating that, he wants fried chicken, but Timmy says animals aren't supposed to have human food as Duggie then picks up the bone and demands Timmy to tell him where his dad keep the Bugatti at or he's going to beat his head with the bone. Timmy doubts Duggie, smugly saying he's wouldn't do that, only for Duggie to repeatedly beat him in the head, demanding him to tell him where the Bugatti is, but then stops and leaves, saying he'll find it himself. Duggie then asks himself if he had a Bugatti, where would he keep it, which he says the garage as he then opens the garage door, only to see no Bugatti, which he asks himself now where would Hank keep it as Hank then sees Duggie, telling Timmy that he left his rabbit downstairs and he's now looking around his garage as he tells Duggie to stop it, but Duggie asks where does he keep his Bugatti, which Hank says he keeps it in bedroom as it's his prized procession as he then asks if he haven't been pissing and shitting all over his house. Duggie says he hasn't, so Hank says to keep it that way as he then leaves, which Duggie follows him as the video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, telling Susanne that he feels kind of bad "doing that" as a priest, but Susanne says he took the shirt off, which Brooklyn Guy says she's right, meaning it doesn't count then as he sees the Lego Bugatti, which he asks if it's the Lego Bugatti, which Susanne groans and says it is, her husband built it, and he won't stop talking about it. Brooklyn Guy says he bets it took forever to build, which Susanne says "15 to 30 hours", which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't have that time. Susanne says no one does as Brooklyn Guy was about to ask if he shakes her hand or something, but Susanne says he can just go, which Brooklyn Guy says ok as he then leaves, saying he felt like he worked a double shift at Waffle House as Duggie comes to him, asking if the Bugatti is in there, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know if he's supposed to pet him, give him a treat or what, which Duggie says he just wants to know if the Bugatti in there, which Brooklyn Guy says it is, on a night stand. Duggie gets shocked as he asks how big the nightstand is, which Brooklyn Guy peeps in and says it's normal sized, which Duggie says he's going to go in and get it as he then goes in while Brooklyn Guy leaves. In the room, Duggie sees the Bugatti, which he says he didn't know they were "that" small as they look much bigger on TV as he then sees the box for it, which he says he's going to put it in the box because he thinks it's worth more in the box as the video cuts to Hank, asking Sussane if she paid the priest, which Sussane said she did. Hank says that's good as he asks how about they get "freaky", only for Susanne to say she's so exhausted that she felt like she worked a double shift in Waffle House, but Hank says "Oh come on Honey" as he tells her to let him get something and she doesn't have to get anything, which Susanne tells Hank that he never cares if she does.
Hank then notices that his Bugatti is gone as he asks where did it go, which Susanne says she doesn't know, and it's gone as she then says "Oh thank god" while Hank says it took him 15 to 30 hours to build. Susanne says she knows as Hank then leaves, saying he guesses that he's going to have to buy another one from eBay, upsetting Susanne as she says "Fuck". Back at the Red Couch, Duggie tells Marvin that he just pulled off the greatest heist in history. Marvin gets confused as he says "What?", which Duggie says he stole a Bugatti, shocking Marvin as he asks if he actually stole a Bugatti, which Duggie says he did, as well as the box it came in. Marvin asks what he means by the box it came in as the Loan Dolphin and Rodrigo comes in, which the Loan Dolphin asks Duggie if he got their money while Rodrigo asks where's their money while holding a gun. Duggie tells Rodrigo that he's got something worth way more than the money that he owes him as he says he stole a Bugatti. The Loan Dolphin asks if he really stole a Bugatti as in the car, which Duggie says yeah as the Loan Dolphin tells Rodrigo that it's worth way more than what he owes them, which Rodrigo tells the Loan Dolphin that he says they take it. The Loan Dolphin then says that if he gives them the Bugatti, then his debt is paid, which Duggie says he'll go get it as he then leaves, which The Loan Dolphin gets confused as he asks how he's going to drive it to the second floor, which Marvin says with a crane or something as Duggie then comes back with the Bugatti, saying "Bam! Bugabips", only for Marvin to tell Duggie that it's a Lego set. Duggie asks what that means, which the Loan Dolphin says it means that it's not a real car, it's a toy, but Duggie says it's a real car as it has tires, doors, and says "Bugabips", only for the Loan Dolphin to say no, he still owes them the money, which Marvin says wait as he explains that he said if he gave him a Bugatti, then the debt is paid, and he never said it couldn't be a Lego set, disappointing the Loan Dolphin as he tells Marvin that he's right and the first rule of business is you got to see it to believe it. Duggie says he can't believe it's not a Bugatti as the Loan Dolphin then says they'll take it, so Duggie takes the Lego Bugatti set and hands it to the Loan Dolphin, who accepts it as he and Rodrigo then leave. Marvin tells Duggie that he got extremely lucky as a phone then goes off, which Duggie says his phone's rigging as he takes out his cup phone and accepts the call, saying "Hello, this Duggie" as he then puts the cup to his head. Duggie then takes the cup away from his ear and tells Marvin that it's for him, which Marvin says "It's for me?" as he sticks his ear into the cup, only to hear Mr. Goodman, saying "Marvin, where the fuck is your house payment?". Marvin tells Duggie that they got the wrong number as Duggie puts the cup phone down.
Characters[]
- Duggie
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Loan Dolphin
- Rodrigo
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Timmy Huckerdoo
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Susie Huckerdoo (cameo)
- Booger (cameo)
- Mr. Goodman (voice only)
- Waluis (BTS, background cameo)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 6", 8 years after "Chef Pee Pee the Babysitter!", and a decade after "Chef Pee Pee's Mistake!".
- This is Duggie's first appearance since "Billy Gets Cancelled!"
- This is Hank and Susanne's first appearances since "Santa The Easter Bunny!".
- This is Timmy's first appearance since "Junior's Big Playtime 5".
- This is Susie Huckerdoo and Booger's first appearances in 2025.
- This is Susie's first appearance since "Scream 2"
- This is Booger's first appearance since "Jeffy's Eggs!".
- This is the Loan Dolphin's first appearance since "Brooklyn Guy Gets Blackmailed!".
- Susie is voiced by Logan in this video.
- Duggie going "ring ring, ring ring" while using his cup phone is a call back to when Jeffy did it in "Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!".
Errors[]
- When Timmy takes Duggie to his room, he claims that the bone he got for Duggie to play with was a leftover Halloween decoration. However, it was stated in previous videos that the Huckerdoos don't celebrate Halloween as they view it as being Satanic.
Poll[]
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