"Duggie's Call Of Duty Heist!" (stylized as "Duggie's Call Of Duty HEIST!") is the 1,065th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Duggie wants the new Call of Duty!
Plot[]
The video starts with Rose asking Marvin if he's ready for his vasectomy, but Marvin tells her that he just wants to hurry up and get it over with. Brooklyn Guy then comes in and asks Marvin if he's ready to stop being a man, which confuses Marvin as he says "What?". Brooklyn Guy clarifies as he says he was just asking if he's ready for him to cut his balls off, which Marvin says he's not going to actually cut his balls of, which Brooklyn Guy says he's not but he might as well as he says they aren't going to work anymore and he's not going to be able to have kids after this, which Marvin says he and Rose decided they don't want to have kids because Jeffy is enough for them. Brooklyn Guy then says he wouldn't do this personally but then says "Hey, you do you, man" as he then says "If I can even call you a man anymore" because of his balls being cut off. Marvin then says he's still going to have his balls, but Brooklyn Guy says yeah but then says what's the point as he explains that they aren't going to work, and he can't invite him to boys night because of his balls no longer working. Marvin then tells him to hurry it up and get it over with, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he asks if he wants anesthesia or not, which Marvin says he wants anesthesia. Brooklyn Guy then says "See, there's the no-balls already" as he claims that a real man would take it like a man, but Marvin says he doesn't want to be awake during it, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as he says he wouldn't want to be awake either to see the "massive mistake" he was making. Marvin then says he and Rose do "it" all time, and he doesn't want to risk getting her pregnant, but Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that he doesn't have to kid himself as he says it's not like he can get his right hand pregnant. Marvin tells him that he and Rose seriously do "it" all the time, and they are always in bed, but Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that he doesn't have to lie to him as he explains that he's married and he had "dates with o righty and lefty" as in him using both hands but he doesn't have enough unit to use both of them, so he switches off like pitchers in the World Series when they get tired as an example that he gave. Marvin then asks if he can get a different doctor to do his vasectomy, but Brooklyn Guy says there's no other doctors there who are qualified to do vasectomies but then says there used to be one but they don't work there anymore as he then tells Marvin about Dr. Vinny Vasectomy; a doctor who loved doing vasectomies, which he tells him in a Nicktendo animation.
After Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin about Dr. Vinny Vasectomy, he tells Marvin, "So, you get me". Marvin then tells Brooklyn Guy to hurry up and do the vasectomy, but Brooklyn Guy notices that Marvin left his pants and shoes on, which Marvin asks Brooklyn guy what's wrong about his pants, which Brooklyn Guy questions how he is supposed to cut his balls of if he's wearing pants, which Marvin says he can take them off once he's asleep but Brooklyn Guy notices that he's wearing his shirt and tie, which he tells him that this is a surgery, not a job interview, which Marvin tells him to take his clothes off once he's asleep. Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then argue for a little bit until Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy to give him his anesthesia, which Brooklyn Guy proceeds to do so as Marvin then falls asleep from the anesthesia. Rose then leaves as she says she has to pee, which Brooklyn Guy tells her to wait since she's going to miss the ball snip, which he says it as a Cinderella pun. Brooklyn Guy then gets started as he pulls Marvin's pants down.
In Marvin's mind, we see him dreaming about Duggie, who is begging him to get him the new Call of Duty game as he says he needs $70 to buy the new Call of Duty Black Ops game, which terrifies Marvin as he wakes up from the dream, screaming. Brooklyn Guy then asks him how is he awake as he says that it was real anesthesia that time, which Marvin tells him that he had a dream that Duggie was right Infront of his face, asking for $70 for the new Call Of Duty game, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as the camera shows Duggie, who is continuing to beg him for $70 for the new Call Of Duty game. Marvin then asks him how he got in there, which Brooklyn Guy says he barged in, which he told him he can't be there because it's a operating room but he insisted that he give him $70, and he's been yelling at his unconscious body for the last 20 minutes. Duggie then asks Marvin what he is doing, which Marvin tells him that he's getting a vasectomy, which Duggie says "What's a facetdibs?", which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he's cutting his balls off. Duggie then gets surprised about this as he says that he got money to cut his balls of but not to buy him the new game, but Marvin tells him to get out. Duggie then says "Anything not to get me the new game" as he then asks how much it's going to cost, which Marvin tells him that insurance is covering it. Duggie then asks if insurance will cover him getting the new game, but Marvin says "NO!" as he then asks Brooklyn Guy if he did his vasectomy, but Brooklyn Guy says "No, I haven't even started" as he explains that he has a mask on because when he took his pants off, he got hit by the smell of his unwashed scrotum, which he assumes he hasn't bathed in days, and he hasn't shaved as he says it looks like the Amazon rainforest with it looking like a mushroom, sticking out of the bush, which Marvin tells him that he didn't know he had to shower or shave before surgery. Brooklyn Guy then asks if he thought they were going to do that for him and undress him as he says the most impressive thing he did today was taking his pants off, over his shoes as he then says he has dingleberries and little pieces of toilet paper in his ass, and he's one fart away from having a blizzard in the place. Marvin then asks him if he can just hurry up and do his vasectomy, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't think his scissors are going to cut through the hair that he says is matted down with dried urine, sweat, and "god knows what else" as he then says he's postponing the sugary for another 6 months until he can get it sorted out. Marvin is shocked about this as he asks what if he gets his wife pregnant, but Brooklyn Guy says his wife isn't going to go anywhere near the thing if his wife can even find it, and if she did, the smell would scare her away. Marvin then tells Duggie to come on as they then leave, which Duggie asks if they are going to Game Stop to get the game, but Marvin says "NO!".
At the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin how was his vasectomy but Marvin tells her that she left him at the hospital, which Rose tells him that she had to pee, and she doesn't like public restrooms. Marvin tells her he had to take an Uber but Duggie says that he has money for Uber but he doesn't have money for the new Call of Duty game. Rose then asks how was his vasectomy, which Marvin says the doctor had to cancel it. Rose asks why, which Marvin says it's because a emergency happened but Duggie says he has a dirty dick, which Rose is confused as she says "What?", which Marvin tells her that Duggie doesn't know what he's talking about. Brooklyn Guy then comes in, with Marvin's hospital bill, saying "Hey there, snow globe", which Rose says it's a cute nickname, but Brooklyn Guy says it isn't because Marvin's one fart away from having a blizzard. Brooklyn Guy then notices some as he say "Oh look, there's some now, looks like it's going to be a white Christmas". Rose asks Brooklyn Guy what he's talking about, which Brooklyn Guy reply's with "Toilet paper and Dingleberries". Rose then asks if it's a new kind of fruit and if she can bake a pie with it, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he says it's found in Marvin's Ass, which he calls a county, and she shouldn't make a pie with those berries as he says they are poisonous. Marvin then asks Brooklyn Guy what is he doing there, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he's here to give him his bill as he goes through the list of things he's charging; the anesthesia he used on him, the dingleberries he had to see, and the Peppermint he had to put in his mask to deal with the smell, which he says it totals to $7,000 and it's due right now. Marvin asks if the insurance is going to cover it but Brooklyn Guy says no as he claims they don't cover avoidable stuff like bathing and shaving, so he has to pay him. Marvin tells him he doesn't have $7,000, which Rose worries they are going to go in debt but Duggie says "Might as well be in debt, another $70, and give me the game" only for Marvin to tell him to shut up. Marvin then tells Brooklyn Guy to give them a few months to pay it as he says he doesn't have $7,000 right now but Brooklyn Guy says it's not going to work as he says he has to pay it right now, and not paying a hospital bill is a crime, so if he doesn't pay him, he's going to have to arrest him. Marvin then begs him to let them have some time to pay it, which Brooklyn Guy says he's going to be nice and give them until tomorrow morning to pay the bill as he then leaves. Marvin is shocked about this as he can't believe he has until tomorrow morning to pay the bill as he questions how they are going to come up with $7,000, which Brooklyn Guy, who is in the middle of leaving, says he feels bad charging him $7,000 as he says "Apparently, you can't afford soap or a razor or even a comb" as he then says "But I just really can't let this shit slide, and apparently your shit can't slide either, it gets caught in a net" as he then leaves.
Rose then asks Marvin what he's talking about, which Marvin says he doesn't know as he moves to the side as he says they need to focus on making $7,000 but Rose notices the pieces of Toilet Paper on the couch as she says "Ewww, Marvin why are there pieces of toilet paper on the couch", which Duggie says it's from Marvin's ass but Marvin says no as he then says "Listen guys, let's focus on the $7,000, I'll go to jail if I don't pay it by tomorrow morning". Duggie then says he has an idea, which he starts of by saying "Well, if you give me $70 to get the new Call of Duty" before Marvin says "NO!". Duggie then tells Marvin he's not finished as he says that he needs $70 for the new Call of Duty Black Ops 6 and he will play the game so really good that they will see how good he and he'll be in a new Call of Duty Black Ops 6 competition, and then he'll win the competition, and he'll give him some money for the bill. Marvin says it's a great idea but the asks if there's a contest that'll pay $7,000 tonight but Duggie says not yet but when they see how good he is, they are going to make one. Marvin then says it's a good idea but they can't get the money tonight, he doesn't have $70, and they need a way to make up money without buying anything, which Duggie says he has another idea as he then leaves.
Duggie then comes back, with a box of Feastables, which he tells Marvin that he went to the gas station and stole the box of Feastables because it says on the box that he could win a million dollars, but Marvin asks what are the odds of actually winning a million dollars as he says it's never going to happen. Duggie says he got 12 of them, which he says equals 12 million dollars but Marvin doubts that there is 12 million dollars there and says it's a waste of time as he has to find a way to get $7,000 tonight. Duggie then puts the box of Feastables down as he says he has another idea, but it gets them in big trouble. Marvin asks what his idea is, which Duggie explains his idea in a Nicktendo animation.
After Duggie explains his idea, he says he then will buy the new Call of Duty game and he will be happy, but Marvin says that idea is impossible because they don't have a helicopter to help them escape, and they can't afford KFC to distract the guard, which Duggie says they can knock out the guard and then break into the bank and steal the money. Marvin then says let's just do it as he says they are desperate. Marvin then tells Duggie to let's go as they then leave to get their outfits to rob the bank.
At the bank, glass is heard, shattering, as Marvin and Duggie break into the bank, which Marvin tells Duggie they are in until the alarm goes off, which Marvin tells Duggie to turn the alarm off, but Duggie says he isn't a computer nerd, and he doesn't know how to do that. Marvin then says "let's steal the money before the cops show up" as they were about to go steal the money, but they get stopped by Brooklyn Guy, who tells them to freeze as he says they are under arrested for trying to rob the bank, which Marvin tells Duggie that they are so scared. Brooklyn Guy then says "Wait, Marvin?", which Marvin tries to hide his identity by saying no, but Brooklyn Guy says he knows it's Marvin because he saw the toilet paper on his ass, which Marvin feels disappointed that he got caught. Brooklyn Guy then asks Marvin why he's trying to rob a bank, which Marvin says he owes him $7,000 for his bill, which Duggie adds on, saying $70 for the new Call of Duty game. Brooklyn Guy then says he'll let them rob the bank because he really wants him to clean his ass. Marvin then asks if he's really gonna let him rob the bank, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as he then lets them into the vault.
Back at the red couch, Duggie excitedly says he got the new Call of Duty game and he's going to play it all night long while Rose asks Marvin if he actually got away with it, which Marvin tells her he did as he says the plan went perfect as he claims that they walked right into the bank and got away with it but Brooklyn Guy comes in as he tells Marvin not to lie as he says he just let him take all the money so he can afford to clean his dirty ass, which Rose asks Marvin what's he talking about as Marvin whispers to Brooklyn Guy to just take the $7,000 he owes him and get out but Brooklyn Guy says no and that he's taking all of it because it's the perfect crime as he explains that he let him rob the bank and then he come take the rest of the money, which Marvin says he can't steal the money he stole as he says it's stealing but Brooklyn Guy says "Hey, call the fucking cops, huh, you can't because I'm the cops, and if you did call the cops, I just tell them you stole it, which you did". Brooklyn Guy then notices more pieces of toilet paper as he says "Jesus, snow globe, look at all that, oh my god Marvin, what is wrong with you", which Rose asks Marvin where all the pieces of toilet paper are coming from, which Brooklyn Guy says they are coming from his ass as he calls the pieces of toilet paper "ass confetti" as he claims that snow angels can be made from them as he then tells Marvin to make some snow angels but Marvin says he's not going to do that. Brooklyn Guy then makes a joke as he tells Marvin he has some important documents he needs shredded as he asks him if he could wipe his ass with them as he questions how does it even happen and what he's even doing in there but Marvin then tells him to just take the money and leave. Brooklyn Guy then gives him a 100 dollar bill as he tells him to use it to buy himself a razor and some soap. Marvin then asks if he's leaving the rest of the money as he touches it before Brooklyn Guy closes the case, telling him no as he then leaves, taking the case of money with him.
Characters[]
- Duggie
- Marvin
- Rose
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Jeffy (Mentioned)
- Dr. Vinny Vasectomy (Animation only)
- Joe Biden (Animation)
Trivia[]
- This is the first episode of November 2024.
- This episode was uploaded on Día de los Muertos better known as the Day of the Dead, and the day before the death of Quincy Jones.
- This episode was uploaded thirteen years after "Defenestrating Conditions".
- Despite him being created to be the only normal and sane person in the SML series, this video reveals that Marvin has very extremely poor hygiene related to his privates. Which was also strangely brought up in "Jeffy Breaks Marvin's Back!".
- It also reveals the fact that his jeans are Levis.
- This is one of the few videos where no young characters appear. However, Jeffy was mentioned.
Errors[]
- In the description Duggie's name is misspelled.
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