| "Alrighty, kids it's time for? Doofy the Dragon!" | ||
— Said before each episode
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| Doofy the Dragon (TV series) | ||
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 Doofy the Dragon title card. | ||
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Original airing |
January 20, 2015 – | |
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Original channel |
SuperMarioLogan | |
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Latest Appearance |
Jeffy's Energy Drink! (final appearance) |
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Doofy the Dragon is a fictional adult television series, hosted by the titular character. It is Bowser Junior's favorite show.
The series is shown to be highly inappropriate for children and an adult series. Doofy swears, influences children to do dangerous and illegal activities (such as drugs, stunts, suicide, profanity, hurting/killing people, etc.) and talks about his ex-wife.
As of 2018, Doofy the Dragon has been retired from the SML Movies, due to YouTube's terms of service being unfavorable to the risque material. However, he continued to appear as late as 2019 on in-universe merchandise.
Merchandise[]
Doofy O's[]
Main article: Doofy O's
Doofy O's is a cereal based on Doofy The Dragon, it first appeared in "Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World! Part 1" as a promotion for Disney World, where whoever finds a knife inside one of the boxes wins a free trip to the resort.
List of songs[]
Please note the following:
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| Song | Episode | Lyrics |
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| Bathtime song | Bowser Junior's Sleepover | "Make sure you clean your balls!"
"Make sure you clean them good!" "You don’t want smelly balls!" "Cause then girls won’t like you!" "Make sure you do cocaine, kids!" (laughs) (He knocks a hairdryer into a bathtub, electrocuting him) |
| Old MacDonald’s Farm | Bowser Junior's Pet! | "Old MacDonald has a farm!"
"E.I.E.I.O.!" "And on his farm he had a bunny!" "E.I.E.I.O.!" "And the bunny pissed me off so I stabbed it in the face." "Die bunny, die bunny, die bunny..." |
| Shoe tying song | Cody's House | "When you want to learn how to tie your shoes!"
"Doofy can teach you what to do!" "First you gotta grab one shoe lace!" "Then you gotta grab the other one!" "Then you give up because it's too f**king hard!" (Too f**king hard) "Then you grab a noose and kill yourself!" (Kill yourself) |
| Muffin Man | Bowser Junior's Big Mess! | "Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man"
"Do you know the Muffin Man, 'cause the asshole owes me money!" "Have you seen the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man" "Have you seen the Muffin Man, 'cause if you do I'm gonna get my money!" "I'm gonna shoot him. I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!" "You know what? Stop the damn music! Stop it!" (music stops) "Muffin Man, if you're listening, I'm coming for your ass! I'm coming! I'm packing too!" (shoots himself) |
| Didn’t Pay My Bills | Bowser Junior's Playtime 2 | "I didn't pay my bills! I didn't pay my bills!"
"I'm getting evicted 'cause I didn't pay my bills!" "My wife is leaving me! My wife is leaving me!" "I'm gonna kill myself 'cause my wife is leaving me!" (laugh) "Remember kids, women will leave you when you lose everything!" (shoots himself) |
| Twinkle Twinkle | Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack! | "Twinkle twinkle little star!"
"I have drugs inside my car!" "If the cops show up I'm f**ked!" "I might as well give myself up!" (police siren) "Oh sh*t, that's the cops, i'd better run!" "I'm gonna kill myself with this gun!" (gunshot) |
| The Easter Bunny | Bowser Junior's Easter Wish! | "The Easter bunny didn't give me candy!"
"So I'm gonna shoot him in the face!" "He's gonna bleed everywhere!" "And hopefully doesn't stain the carpet!" "Oh hey Easter bunny. Little son of a bitch! You enjoying that carrot? Huh? Let's add some lead to it!" (shoots the easter bunny) "Die die die die die!" |
| My Wife Left Me | Bowser Junior's Broken Leg! | "My wife left me!"
"She took my kids!" "I hate my life and I don't want to live!" "So I'm gonna put a fork in the electric socket!" (He puts a fork into the socket, electrocuting him) |
| Doofy's O's
(commercial) |
Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World! | "You'll need to eat a bowl of Doofy O's!"
"You could win a trip to Disney World!" "All you gotta do is find the knife!" "And then you need to kill my ex-wife!" (Explains contest to viewers, then shoots himself with a gun) |
| Take Me Out To The Ballgame | Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend! | "Take me out to the ball game!"
"Take me out with the crowd!" "Just hit me harder and crack my head!" "I do not care if I end up dead!" "Ow ow ow!" |
| My Husband | Toad's Girlfriend! | "My old husband cheated on me then he had a gambling problem"
"He liked to drink and do cocaine then he'd hit me in the face." He cheated on me here, he cheated on me there, he just cheated and cheated everywhere all the time." |
Trivia[]
- On multiple occasions, such as Bowser Jr. goes to Disney World (Part 1) and Switching Bodies, the show has erroneously been referred to as a "cartoon." It is actually not a cartoon since it uses puppets and not animation.
- Since Charleyyy and Friends is aimed at kids, this show is aimed at adults (listed above), it could be that Bowser Jr. thought this was a kids show.
- Aside from loving Doofy, Junior loves Thomas and Friends (which is a show for kids). It is possible that he either watches it offscreen or forgot about it.
- The creator may be a criminal that tricks kids into watching adult content.
- Junior possibly started hating the show after he found out it was for adults.
- It could be possible that Doofy has existed for years since Principal Steinbeck remembers having Doofy O's as a kid.
- This could also possibly mean that this show is a reboot of the older version or Principal Steinbeck probably just said that to lie and just want to eat it.
- In 2018, Good Morning America mentioned Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack! being on YouTube Kids, an app that is meant for kids, since Bowser Junior watches it, which kids then saw Doofy with drugs & shooting himself with a gun.
- Doofy is possibly a parody of Barney the Dinosaur.
- It is likely that the show has been cancelled, as the show has not been featured in a video in many years. Furthermore, Steve Staleburger does not mention it as one of Laugh Box TV's shows in The Charleyyy And Friends Problem!.