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For the TV series of the same name, see Doofy the Dragon (TV Series).
| "Hey Kids! I'm Doofy the Dragon!" |
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— Doofy talks to the kids
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Doofy the Dragon is a supposedly retired character who first appeared in "Bowser Junior's Sleepover". He is portrayed as a TV star of his show and is kind of like Bowser Junior's Charleyyy and Friends. He sings "educational" songs in his own TV program and yet often ends up killing himself somehow. It was confirmed in one of the meet the cast videos on SuperLuigiLogan that Doofy wouldn't be in SML videos anymore because he gets a lot of his videos age-restricted, because of him being a suicidal, killing, murderous dragon. However, he did make a cameo in Jeffy the Boxer!, but in the Jeffy Ball Z (series), he appeared as a magical dragon every time Jeffy receives all seven dragon balls.
History []
Doofy The Dragon was born to Mr. and Mrs. Dragon, During his childhood his dad was abusive and tried to beat him and sometimes tried to choke him (explaining his scary and messed up behavior later on).
During his adulthood, he met his ex-wife. Although they’re married, they never really loved each other. While not proven, the comments he makes about her might show parts of why he commits suicide often, Like saying she left him and that he wants to kill her.
At some point he had kids with her who he possibly abused. After that he had his own show called Doofy the Dragon (TV Series). He teaches and brainwashes kids to commit series of taboo, dangerous and illegal activities such as doing drugs, committing crimes, suicides, murder, swearing, dangerous stunts, etc., often resulting in violent acts and suicide.
As of 2018 on the SuperLuigiLogan channel, Logan stated in a Logan Reacts video that Doofy will be retired. Obviously, this is because Doofy is a drug addict and alcoholic who beats his ex-wife, and he is very suicidal; another thing is that it's breaking the YouTube's Terms of Services. This is however proven false in the movie "Jeffy's Energy Drink!", where Doofy makes a new cameo. However, Doofy has been less focused on murder but instead more focused on less gory suicides like skydiving without a parachute for humor. Additionally, he refers to the viewers as mature audiences and not kids. After that video, in Lance's Meet The Cast, Logan has confirmed that Doofy will never appear in any video again.
Despite this, he returned in Jeffy the Boxer! as a quick cameo. He also appears again in the Jeffy Ball Z series.
List of songs sung by Doofy[]
Bathtime Song (Bowser Junior's Sleepover)[]
Make sure you clean your balls!
Make sure you clean them good!
You don't want smelly balls!
Cause then girls won't like you!
Farm Animals Song (Bowser Junior's Pet!)[]
Old MacDonald had a farm!
E.I.E.I.O.!
And on his farm, he had a bunny!
E.I.E.I.O.!
And that bunny pissed me off
So I'll stab it in the face!
Die bunny!
Die bunny!
Die bunny!
Die!
Die!
Shoe Tying Song (Cody's House)[]
When you want to learn how to tie your shoes!
Doofy can teach you what to do!
First, you gotta grab one shoelace!
Then you gotta grab the other one!
Then you give up 'cause it's too fucking hard! (too fucking hard!)
Then you grab a noose and kill yourself! (kill yourself!)
Muffin Man Song (Bowser Junior's Big Mess!)[]
Do you know the Muffin Man? the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man!
Do you know the Muffin Man? 'cause the asshole owes me money!
Have you seen the Muffin Man? the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man!
Have you seen the Muffin Man? 'cause if you do, I'm gonna get my money!
Evicted Song (Bowser Junior's Playtime 2)[]
(In the tune of The Farmer in the dell)
I didn't pay my bills!
I didn't pay my bills!
I'm getting evicted 'cause I didn't pay my bills!
My wife is leaving me!
My wife is leaving me!
I'm gonna kill myself 'cause my wife is leaving me!
Drug Song (Bowser Junior's Midnight Snack!)[]
(In the tune of Twinkle Twinkle little star)
Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
I have drugs inside my car!
If the cops show up, I'm fucked!
I might as well give myself up!
Oh shit!
That's the cops!
I better run!
I'm gonna kill myself with this gun!
Easter Song (Bowser Junior's Easter Wish!)[]
The Easter Bunny didn't give me candy!
So I'm gonna shoot him in the face!
He's gonna bleed everywhere!
And hopefully doesn't stain the carpet!
Electrocuting Song (Bowser Junior's Broken Leg!)[]
(To the tune of This Old Man)
My wife left me!
She took the kids!
I hate my life and I don't wanna live!
So I'm gonna put a fork in the electric socket!
Doofy O's Contest Song (Bowser Junior Goes To Disney World! Part 1)[]
You'll need to eat a bowl of Doofy O's!
You could win a trip to Disney World!
All you gotta do is find the knife!
And then you need to kill my ex-wife!
Baseball Song (Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend!)[]
(To the tune of Take me out to the ball game)
Take me out to the ball game!
Take me out with the crowd!
Just hit me harder and crack my head!
I do not care if I end up dead!
Ow, ow, ow!
Personality[]
- Professional
- Funny
- Goofy
- Stupid
- Insane
- Violent
- R****ded
- Evil
- Suicidal
- Self-harming
- Mental
- Aggressive (Possibly)
- Self-Killing
- Alcoholic
- Drunk
- Short-tempered
- Abusive
Quotes[]
- "Hey kids, I'm Doofy the Dragon, and today......"
- "Because my ex-wife left me again, so now I have to be responsible."
- "That slut!"
- "We're not together anymore, so we're going to burn that one."
- "(crying) I guess kids, time for the bleach.”
- “I’m gonna turn myself into a human birthday candle.”
- "Also, the IRS hates me because they’re trying to come after me for tax evasion.”
- “So, let’s get this show on the road.”
- “Oh, that’s the stuff.”
- "Get some on my back"
- "Ah yes! Time to get this show on the road."
- "(screaming in agony) AH KIDS, I'M DYING!"
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Logan confirmed that Doofy would play a supportive role in The SuperMarioLogan Movie!, but he was not in the final version.
- The puppet used for Doofy is the same that was used for Kevin in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Episode 2.
- Despite being a kids show, Doofy swears but censor bleeped, and the series is quite dark due to multiple evil and non-kid-friendly aspects. This includes telling kids to do drugs and illegal things, threatening to kill the Muffin Man, poisoning himself, hanging himself over tying his shoes being "too f**king hard."
- It could be that Doofy the dragon is an adult dark comedy TV show that Junior mistakes as a kids show Simliar to Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared and Happy Tree Friends.
- His introduction is "Hey kids! I'm Doofy the Dragon!".
- Despite this, his show is aimed at adults.
- It was canned to "Hey there, mature audiences!" in Jeffy's Energy Drink!.
- In his first appearances, he had a hillbilly accent.
- As stated above, Doofy is the Charleyyy to Bowser Junior, due to being a character Bowser Junior enjoys watching, completely identical to Bowser's love of Charleyyy, and as Junior had disliked Charleyyy, to Bowser's chagrin, Joseph and Cody express disinterest in Doofy, to Bowser Junior's chagrin. But in Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem, they like him.
- However, it is shown in Bowser Junior's Lightsaber! that Cody and Joseph don't want to watch Doofy, because Joseph stated that Doofy "kills himself all the time."
- He has his own cereal called Doofy O's.
- It is unknown which channel Doofy's show airs on. It probably airs on Laugh Box TV.
- In Bowser Junior's Playtime 2, it is revealed that Doofy has a wife.
- He has sung to the tune of the songs Old MacDonald Had a Farm, Muffin Man, The Farmer in the Dell, Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, and Take Me Out to the Ball Game as well as three original songs: Bathtime, Tie Your Shoes and Die Easter Bunny.
- He seems to make mountains out of molehills, for example, he gets an assault rifle and shoots at a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste because he has no teeth, hangs himself because he gave up with tying his shoes, and also might have some sort of anger problem, as shown in the Old MacDonald song, a rabbit just comes out of nowhere and he gets pissed and stabs it. He can also be seen as a pessimist, and he gets the blood all over the whole screen.
- His songs can be seen on the YouTube Kids app, but it is unknown why because all of them have inappropriate references. An example of an inappropriate reference is a video on Superkidz Finger Family about Mickey Mouse and his family dressed as Deadpool firing gunshots at one another committing suicide, which Logan shouldn't post his videos onto that child-safe app because it's illegal, he'll get threats from angry parents and he will get arrested. This is because content like that can affect children.
- In Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem, it is revealed that Doofy does not have teeth because he is a puppet.
- In Bowser Junior's Broken Leg!, he hosted a meet and greet that Bowser Junior missed out on. In The Elevator!, Doofy hosted another meet and greet. However, Junior and his friends missed out on his meet and greet because of the “broken” elevator.
- Doofy The Dragon began its 2nd season in Pop Rocks and Coke!. The episode had the same title.
- His Pop Rocks and Coke appearance ends the 4-month hiatus of Doofy the Dragon's absence, besides his cameo in Bowser Junior Orders A Pizza!.
- In Bowser Junior’s World Record!, he is in his car with some sort of object with carbon monoxide poisoning and puts it in his mouth and attempts to kill himself. After four attempts, he killed himself.
- Doofy's own TV show is a spoof/parody of several live-action preschool television programs such as Barney & Friends, Bear in the Big Blue House and Sesame Street.
- According to some fans, he is similar to Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons as both are personalities for children's shows who do drugs, have general addiction problems, are rather greedy, and are similarly miserable.
- He was a costume in Bowser Junior's 8th Birthday! by Brooklyn T. Guy but then it got ripped in half by the Hop Hop Bunny.
- In Bowser Junior Goes to Disney World! Part 1, it is revealed that he has merchandise such as cereal, cheeseburgers, party games, and costumes.
- He appears to have fewer episodes than Charleyyy and Friends.
- Doofy has never appeared in the thumbnail of an SML video.
- Doofy will kill himself in nearly every episode because he hates his life.
- Despite him having wings, he has never been shown flying.
- Doofy has appeared less frequently, possibly due to his show being not family-friendly with the number of drugs, weapons, and violence seen.
- The Doofy puppet is a Smoulder the Dragon Puppet from Melissa & Doug.