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| "He opened the door that I said not to open?" | ||
— Does Bad Things Guy's perplexed (yet agitated) response to Mario as he tells him that Jeffy opened the door.
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| "Ooh, where’s my saw...?" | ||
— Does Bad Things Guy's last words before being shot by his Triplet Brother.
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Does Bad Things Guy was a character in the SML series who was the main antagonist of his final appearance The Secret Door!.
He was Brooklyn T. Guy's evil identical twin who was the fill-in for him between 2016-2017 from The Hitman! to The Secret Door!. He was a serial killer who killed over 26 people (Including Bowser Junior in the SML Short Pinch! Pinch! Pinch! though his death was non-canon).
History[]
Does Bad Things Guy was born on August 21, 1977, in Brooklyn, New York, to Mr. Guy and Barbara Guy, along with his triplet brothers Brooklyn T. Guy and Doctor Me. Most of his childhood and teen years are unknown, but it's likely he attended and graduated from high school before his triplet brothers did. It’s implied that just like Brooklyn; he was heavily abused by his mother, though it’s possible she abused him worse than Brooklyn. Sometime before 1999, Does Bad Things Guy, like his family moved in Pensacola, Florida.
| "There is one rule okay? You never… go in there!" | ||
— Does Bad Things Guy revealing the secret door to Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina.
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At some point, Does Bad Things Guy moved in 763 Lake Ridge Lake (where the SML characters currently live) with his wife and daughter. He started his murdering spree on Halloween 1999, by killing his wife for unknown reasons and hid her in the secret door room. He would move out of the house but would visit it at times in order to keep the room a secret. After his first kill, some new people moved into his house and Does Bad Things Guy told them not to open the secret door. However, they opened the door anyways, so he killed them in order to hide his secret. Every time he did this, he would susquently dispose of their furniture, clean the house, and resell the house so the cycle can repeat. Strangely, he also took pictures of their dead bodies. At some point, he murdered an unnamed man at Thanksgiving by frying him in an electric chair, with this tale of his being told by Does Bad Things Guy himself.
From the events of "The Hitman!" to "The Secret Door!", he filled in for Brooklyn Guy for 7 months, doing his jobs for him. He would then sell the house on 763 Lake Ridge Lake to Mario and Bowser, along with the rest of the crew in The New House!. He would continue this charade until Jeffy opened up the secret door while playing hide and seek with Mario and Rosalina after hearing knocking from the door, attracting attention to it after he found out what was inside. Mario and Rosalina would then call Does Bad Things Guy to investigate it, leading Does Bad Things Guy to knock them unconscious while they were distracted so he could kill them, but not before explaining his plight to them.
| "Well, yeah, you se-see, it started with my wife, and then some new people moved in, and I told them not to open the door, but what did they do? THEY WENT AND OPENED IT, SO I HAD TO KILL THEM! AND THEN, PEOPLE JUST KEEP OPENING THE DOOR!" | ||
— Does Bad Things Guy explaining why he didn’t want anyone opening the door.
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He would ultimately meet his death in "The Secret Door!" after tying up Mario and Rosalina as he was about to murder them, but the actual Brooklyn T. Guy returned from his vacation just in time to find where they were kept. He then shot Does Bad Things Guy once in the head just before he was about to murder Rosalina, putting an end to his awful life.
Personality[]
| "Whenever you have a problem, you call ME, and then I put on one of those uniforms, and I crawl out the window, and I go and I knock on your front door! And then I do whatever you need me to do! See?! See, I didn't have a problem with you people living here! I LIKED you! That's why I gave you the house! We wouldn't have any problems if.. if you'd just followed, the one simple rule, just to.. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!! You just had to not open the door, but you did! And now here we are!" | ||
— Does Bad Things Guy's monologue.
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Like his brother, Does Bad Things Guy acted in a manner identical to him, being miserable and sarcastic, but it was likely this was a facade to mask his true personality. He was also shown to be strict since he did not allow people to open or enter the Secret Door.
In his final appearance, "The Secret Door!", he revealed his true colors, being evil, homicidal, violent, sadistic, cruel, bossy, angry, dangerous, heinous and heartless. A complete murderous psychopath as he murdered his wife (for unknown reasons) and the previous houseowners as a punishment for entering the door that he told them not to open, showing him how heartless he really is.
Victims[]
- Wife: His first victim, it is unknown why he murdered her since he had no secrets behind the door yet.
- Sofa Guy: He can be seen as one of the dead bodies when you look closely as Mario, Rosalina and Jeffy look around in horror.
- 24 unidentified victims: Does Bad Things Guy brutally murdered 26 more victims, ranging from adults to children. He killed them in multiple ways with different weapons, including nails, knives, and different types of saws. He also cut up and tortured their dead bodies, making a vile mess.
- 23 of the murder victims include D-Money, the other D-Money, Emily, Timmy Jenkins, Chef Poo Poo, eight people, Chef Pee Pee's Pirate Father, Brooklyn T. Guy's Son, Russian Spy/the aforementioned Sofa Guy, Mr. Dinkle, Jackie Twu, Logan Thirtyacre (puppet), the Three Military School Students and the Cheerleader. Many of these are just random puppets as some of the characters here have went on to appear in newer episodes such as Emily returning in "Junior Gets Cooties!".
- The unnamed man at Thanksgiving: Not one of his normal victims. During Thanksgiving, he tells everyone a story about busting a guy who had a turkey and frying him in the electric chair to death.
- Karen: Stated to have killed her during the thanksgiving episode for having a turkey.
- Bowser Junior (non-canon): When Junior goes overboard in pinching people and tries pinching him, Does Bad Things Guy uses this as an excuse to shoot Junior.
Trivia[]
- Despite murdering 26 people, he also killed others as part of him acting like a cop.
- Brooklyn Guy states that DBTG is his only twin, though Brooklyn Guy has stated that Doctor Me is also a twin of his, making them triplets, although it could be possible that Doctor Me is a clone.
- Some fans believe that Does Bad Things Guy may have killed even more people than was shown in the door. One of these could be human bones that appear outside the new house during its debut.
- Does Bad Things Guy was the second character to fill in for another over a period of time, the first being Robot Chef Pee Pee.
- Coincidentally, he was also the second character to permanently die in 2017.
- He was most likely inspired by the notorious serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer.
- A few inconsistencies occur with the character:
- It's unknown why anyone didn't smell the corpses Does Bad Things Guy killed as they most likely stank so badly due to the rotting corpses and blood everywhere.
- It's also unknown why nobody heard him inside the room as they walked past the room before.
- Brooklyn Guy states that he was on vacation for 7 months, although "The New House!" was uploaded 7 months before this video, implying Mario was the first person that DBTG gave the house to.
- Though most characters have died, but were revived in the next or future video, Does Bad Things Guy is one of few characters who died and stayed dead.
- Going off the fact that in "The Secret Door!", Brooklyn T. Guy said Does Bad Things Guy replaced him for 7 months, this would mean he started filling in for Brooklyn Guy roughly around October 10, 2016, making Does Bad Things Guy's first true appearance "The Hitman!".
- Since he had a daughter, there's a chance she's similar to Penelope.
- However considering her parents are dead, it's possible she's in foster care.
- The saw weapon that Does Bad Things Guy used was a Worx Worxsaw Compact Circular Saw.
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