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Crystal is a minor character in the SML series. She made her debut in The Koopalings!. She was also called Britknee in The Love Potion!, Sasha in Black Yoshi's Blank Check! as well as Sparkle in The Date!. She is known to be a hooker. She's also a valley girl.

The original puppet was made by Evelinka from itBeacon Art Studios (Eva Gronowitz)


Unfortunately, there is no official, only a handmade puppet, although the original puppet was made by Beacon Art Studios.


She is a woman with black hair, red lips, a red tank top that says "LOVE" in red sequins, red bra, a blue skirt and red nail polish.


Crystal was born on December 28, 1999 In Pensacola Florida.

She first appears in The Koopalings! where she was featured in a commercial for a sexual service and hangs up on Junior when he reveals he's 7 years old.

She also appeared in Black Yoshi's Blank Check!, she is shown to be a gold digger/prostitute as according to Mario, only likes Black Yoshi because of the money he has, She also appeared in the end giggling perversly causing Mario to get arrested by Brooklyn T. Guy who mistook this for a form of prostitution.

She also appears in The Fishing Trip! as a lifeguard, she sees Junior being attacked by a shark and tries to use a beach ball to save him.

She appeared in Jeffy's Cellphone! where Jeffy called her. This also has caused Rosalina to get enraged with Mario thinking that he has called her over.

In The Love Potion!, she appears as Britknee and is a 2nd grader. She was boyfriends with Jeffy due to being hijacked, and constantly rejected Junior because she thought he was disgusting, likely because he's a Koopa

Criminal Record

Prostitution: Crystal has been shown to do many sexual acts for money like offer to strip for Black Yoshi to get free pizza and also is a hooker for Tyrone.

Beastiality: Crystal is also shown to have a sexual attraction to animals, in Jeffy's TV Show!, she called a chimpanzee "sexy" and kissed him with tongue multiple times and also called juniors dog Chompy "Hot" as well and Asked him What he Was wearing.


  • She has had a total of 6 different voice actors voicing her, making her have the most voice actors out of any character.
  • The puppet itself has been portrayed as different characters, with the prostitute version being the most common.
  • In a Chilly Vlog, it is revealed that the puppet actually has breasts.
  • She has yet made an appearance in 2020.


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