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"Cody's New Teeth!" is the 1,223rd episode of SML Movies.

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The video starts with Junior asking his friends what they want to do today. Joseph says he doesn't know and he's bored as Cody asks if they want to wrestle. Junior says they can WWE wrestle as Cody flips himself upside down, telling them to try to pin him. Junior tells Joseph to pin him as Junior goes to pin Cody while Cody tells Joseph to get behind him, but Joseph says he's not about to wrestle them. Junior says they got to pin him, but Joseph says he's not about to pin him down as he says he's tired of it, he's tired of just chilling with guys all the time, and they need girls. Junior agrees, saying they do need girlfriends as Cody says they can get girlfriends after he pins him down as he moves around, saying he's already wiggling. Junior asks Joseph if he wants to pin him. Joseph says he's not pinning him down and he's not about to get musty, wrestling him as Junior says they do need girlfriends, which Junior says he hasn't event spoke to a girl since he and Penelope broke up. Joseph says that's what he's talking about as he claims that he's losing his "swagger" as he says they should go and pick up some girls. Joseph says they need girls for every day of the week as he says his wiener is too dry. Cody says "I'm sorry, what?", so Junior says he said his wiener is too dry, which Joseph says "Yeah, you heard me" as Junior says every time his gets dry, he pees a little bit. Joseph calls Junior a "smart man" and says he needs the technique as Cody says "Excuse me?". Junior says every time he feels a little dry "down there", he pisses his pants a little bit, so Cody asks if he's telling him that he always has a little bit of piss in his pants. Junior says yeah as Joseph claims that every man does it while Junior says it's like a little drip. Cody says he doesn't do that and he never pee his pants. Joseph says it's only three drops and it's not like they're totally pissing as Junior says it's maybe a "gay thing" as he claims that straight people do it all the time. Cody agrees as Junior claims that straight people piss a little bit in their pants, but Cody says he doesn't think so; he thinks it's just them. Junior says they have to get girlfriends, so Cody says to not tell them that he pisses his pants. Junior says girls already know they do that as Joseph compares it to cooties. Cody says he doesn't think they know that, and he doesn't think that's common; he thinks that's just them. Junior claims it's all straight men as he then asks where they find hotgirls. Cody says not at the diaper section in Target, which shocks both Joseph and Junior. Junior asks if he said the diaper section at Target as he says they don't want to date babies while Joseph says to check his laptop as he's worried about it. Junior says he wants to call the FBI as Cody says he said that because they piss themselves. Junior asks why they would check the diaper section at Target for girls. Cody says he said not the diaper section at Target as Junior says he doesn't understand and asks why didn't he say "Oh, go to the thong section" as he asks if he's bringing up diaper sections. Cody says it's because they piss themselves and then says they're acting like he's being weird. Junior says "I don't know" while Joseph says it sounds like a baby lover as Junior says he wants to check his search history. Cody says he doesn't piss himself as Junior says he's going to get a knock from the FBI. Junior then asks Joseph where they find hot girls. Joseph says they got to go to the dog park as he saw a group them with their dog last night. Junior says they go to the dog park because they are dogs as he and Joseph then bark. Cody says dogs do piss themselves and it makes sense as Junior says he wants to be a Michael Vick dog. Junior then tells Cody that they're going to pick up girls. Cody tells them to have fun. Junior asks if he's not coming as Joseph says they need a third man. Cody says no because he's gay as he questions why he would come. Junior says they don't know he's gay and says that he's so ugly that he'll make them look like supermodels. Cody says he guess he can go be a wingman as Junior and Joseph leave while Cody asks Ken if he wants to stay and watch Looney Tunes as he tells them to remember that real life isn't "that looney", road runners don't really do "that", and they don't go "Meep Meep", but Junior yells at him to come on as they all then leave. At the dog park, Jenny's Dog picks up a ball, which one of Jenny's Friends calls him a good boy as Jenny WobbleKnees throws the ball, saying "fetch!". Jenny's Dog gets it as Joseph says there's the girls and he told him that he got them. Junior says there's three of them as he says one for all of them or two for one of them since Cody's gay. Joseph says he's getting a two for one special since he introduced him as Junior asks how they get the girls' attention. Joseph says to put on his "pimp face", so Junior does that and Joseph says they're going to crawl their way as Jenny throws the ball, saying "fetch!". Jenny's Dog tries to get it, but sees Cody, so he says "Ew!". Jenny comes and asks what's wrong. Jenny's Dog says Cody has gross teeth, so Jenny looks and she and her friends react in disgust as Junior covers Cody's teeth, saying to not look at his teeth, but one of Jenny's friends says she can smell his teeth from there. Jenny says they should get out of there as they all then leave. Joseph gets upset, telling Cody that he's always scaring the girls as Junior asks why he ruined it with his teeth. Cody apologizes, saying he didn't mean to, but Junior says his teeth are "yellow as shit" while Joseph says he didn't even try as Junior says it looks like he ate Mac and Cheese and shoved them all over his mouth. Joseph says to put his head in the ground or something as Junior says he scared the girls away. Cody apologizes again, saying he can't help it. Junior tells him to get out as they all then leave.

At the Red Couch, Junior says "WOW, CODY, WOW!" as Joseph says they were so close to getting those girls, but he ruined it. Cody apologizes once again, saying he can't help his teeth as he says that it's genetic. Joseph questions what he means by that as he says all he needs is a toothbrush and toothpaste and asks if he ever used one. Cody says yeah, but it doesn't work. Joseph says he scrubs with them and open the toothbrush as he asks if he ever opened the toothbrush and toothpaste and used them to scrub his teeth. Cody says yeah, but Joseph calls him a liar as he goes to Cody, but Junior holds him back, saying to look at his face as he says he already feels bad enough. Joseph says he should knock the teeth out as Junior asks why he can't just brush his teeth. Cody says he doesn't even have teeth, but Junior says if he did, he would brush them as Joseph says to look at his teeth as he says they're so perfect because he takes care of them. Joseph then says he looks like he just drank piss and chew on concrete 24/7. Cody says speaking about piss; they piss their pants as he says "How about that?". Joseph says it's normal as Junior says women expect that and not expect teeth to be "that" yellow. Cody asks if they think he feels bad and think he looks at Ken's smile and gets jealous as Junior says since his teeth are so ugly, they have to kick him out of the Skeeter Boys. Joseph says he can't be a Skeeter Boy anymore as Cody whines, saying "But guys!". Junior says he can't be part of the Skeeter Boys, but Cody says he doesn't mean that. Junior says he means it as Cody says to not kick him out of the Skeeter Boys. Junior pushes him away, saying that was right in his ear as he tells him to shut up and says his breath smells like shit as Cody then says he's sorry. Junior tells Cody to get to stepping. Cody does so as he stops and says "A commercial!?" as the video cuts to a commercial for Vinnie Veneer's Orthodontist Office. After the commercial, Cody gets excited, saying he'll go see Vinnie Veneer and get new teeth. Joseph likes that, saying he should go and see him as he says he's his orthodontist, which he says he's a sick man and if he's really good and stays still, he'll give him candy afterwards, and then work on his teeth. Cody gets confused as Joseph says he's famous as he was on an episode with Chris Hansen one time. Cody asks if he got caught by Chris Hansen, but Joseph claims that someone hacked the laptop and he was going to meet the kid in person and tell him to not hang out with those people. Cody says ok as Joseph says he was never convicted. Cody says he does need teeth really bad, so Junior says to go see him and see if he'll give him a deal. Cody likes that, saying they'll go see him and then he can join the Skeeter Boys again. Junior says only if he gets new teeth as they all then leave. The video cuts to Joseph, saying "Hey Vinnie! How you been man?". Vinnie Veneer says "Oh look who it is, if it isn't Lockjaw". Joseph says that's his old nickname and he still remembers as he says he's his favorite customer and his jaw was locked for 3 days straight, which he had to drink through a straw. Vinnie confirms as Joseph asks how's he been. Vinnie says he's doing great, and it's been a while as he asks him how he has been. Joseph says he's doing pretty good, and his braces been tight as he asks if he thinks he can take them off for him. Vinnie says he can, it's just going to cost $3,000, which shocks Joseph as he says he knows he doesn't have that type of money as he asks if he can get the discount like last time. Vinnie says no, that was only a one-time discount as he's looking for new customers now, which Joseph says he brought him Cody as he says his teeth are pretty messed up and asks if he can get a referral fee. Vinnie says he'll talk to him about that afterwards as Vinnie tells Cody to come sit on his lap. Cody does so as Joseph calls Cody lucky while Vinnie tells Cody to open up so he can see his mouth. Cody opens his mouth, so Vinnie looks and likes what's he seeing, so Cody asks what he sees. Vinnie says he sees a "pretty mouth", so Cody asks if he can fix his teeth. Vinnie says he can do more than just fix his teeth as Joseph says that's the referral fee coming up. Brooklyn T. Guy and Simmons then come in, telling Vinnie to freeze as Brooklyn Guy says he's under arrest. Vinnie says "Oh shit, it's the fuzz". Brooklyn Guy says he's going away for a long time as they have the whole place wire tapped. Vinnie gets disappointed as Brooklyn Guy reads him his Miranda rights. Vinnie apologizes to Joseph, saying it looks like he won't be able to take the braces out of his mouth. Joseph gets disappointed while Brooklyn Guy says they're using that as Vinnie apologizes to Cody, saying he has the "sexiest mouth" he's ever seen, which Brooklyn Guy says they're using that too as Vinnie tells Cody that he loves his mouth so much as he touches it, which Brooklyn Guy says he's not doing himself any favors. Vinnie says "Your mouth is so sexy" as Brooklyn Guy asks Simmons to take him to the car, so Simmons takes Vinnie away. Joseph gets upset, saying "You just had to hit on my damn dentist dude" as Junior says he's not going to get good teeth and they're never going to get a girlfriend. Brooklyn Guy asks what's going on, so Junior tells him to look at his teeth as Cody then opens his mouth. Brooklyn Guy looks and says it's pretty bad. Junior agrees as he tells him to smell.

Brooklyn Guy sniffs and asks why it smells like plastic. Cody says it's "toy ass". Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know what that means as Junior says they really wanted Cody to get veneers because all girls are afraid to hang out around them because they see Cody's ugly teeth and they go running. Brooklyn Guy says he can give him veneers as he's a dentist. Junior asks if he can. Brooklyn Guy says he can and he can use the office too as Junior says speaking of creep, he should probably check Cody's search history. Joseph agrees as Junior says they said "Where should we pick up hot chicks" and Cody said the diaper aisle. Cody says he said not the diaper aisle, but Junior says he said the diaper aisle. Brooklyn Guy says he picks up girls there as he says he's into "MILFS". Brooklyn Guy then says to get those veneers on as Junior asks how much it's going to cost. Brooklyn Guy says he think they can work something out, but then says he's not like that and it's going to be $10,000. Junior says they don't have $10,000 as Cody says he really needs new teeth. Junior asks if they can get a rain check. Brooklyn Guy says "A rain check?" as Junior asks if it's a check that he gives later. Brooklyn Guy says he didn't know it was a form of payment. Joseph says he thought it was a wet check as Brooklyn Guy says they'll work something out as the video cuts to Cody, saying no more "Yellow teeth Cody". Junior says he looks really good and he's glad the dentist gave him a payment plan of $10 a month for the next 1,000 months. Joseph says he's surprised that he looks fresh as he says he did a good job. Cody says his abs are itching as he lifts his shirt up, saying he's still working with that. Junior says he looks like the whole package as Joseph says to go to the park and pick up the girls, which Junior says they're going to talk to them now that his yellow teeth aren't distracting them as they then leave. At the dog park, Jenny says "Oh thank god that kid with the ugly ass teeth isn't here", which her friend and dog agrees as her dog says he would rather lick his butthole. Jenny then says they should play fetch as she throws the ball, saying to go get it. Jenny's Dog goes to get it as Junior tells the girls to check them out now. The girls are amazed by this as Jenny says to look at his teeth. Joseph says he had braces for 7 years and asks if he looks "sexy". One of Jenny's friends say "And his glasses". Joseph says he's not wearing glasses as Cody says he thinks they're talking about him as Jenny says he's so handsome. Cody then shows them his abs, which the girls get excited as Junior asks if they would like to come to their house. Jenny asks if he's going to be here. Joseph says only for one of them, so one of Jenny's friends says yes as all of them then leave. At the couch, Junior asks the girls what movie they want to watch. Jenny tells Cody to take his shirt as one of her friends says to show them his teeth as the other says they're perfect. Joseph says they got him here as Junior tells Joseph to show them his teeth. Joseph does so, only for the girls to scream, which one of them calls him "brace face". Joseph gets upset while Junior says it sounds like a hate crime to him. Joseph says he heard it too as Jenny says to put Cody in the middle. Cody gets in the middle as Junior says he's gay. Cody says he knows, but he likes the attention he might try the thing he was taking about. The girls get excited as Joseph says he's hogging the girls as Junior insults Cody. Junior then says he misses the Cody with his teeth. Joseph says he knows and he wants to punch him in his mouth so bad as Junior says he's got to punch him in the mouth. Joseph says he's got to as Junior tells Cody that he has a piece of toast stuck in his tooth. Cody says he didn't eat any toast today, but Junior claims it looks like he ate some toast as Joseph says he sees some toast while Junior says it's a tiny piece. Cody says he should check it, but Junior offers to let him grab it as Junior then pulls out Cody's veneer. Cody screams and says "My ugly fucking teeth!" as the girls scream and run away as Junior tells them to look at the teeth, saying it's the real him. Cody asks why they did that. Junior says it's because there's a lesson to be learned here as he says he shouldn't change for anybody and he's supposed to be happy with the way God made him. Cody says that's not why he did it and says he did it because he was jealous. Junior denies it, saying they had to show him who he really is because God made him that way and there's no reason to change himself, but then laughs a little, which Cody says he can't get through without laughing as he says he knows it's bullshit. Junior says no, God made him the way he is, and he shouldn't change for anybody as Joseph says it wasn't their choice. Cody says to not make it immoral as he says they're just "assholes", but Junior says no and tells him to embrace his ugly face. Cody asks if it's really that bad. Joseph says a little bit as Cody then sits down, saying he's got the abs.

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  • Heidi and Maria Sanchez are shown in the thumbnail, despite not appearing in this video.
    • It is possible that they were going to appear in the video, but their appearances were scrapped.

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