"Cody's Lunchly!" is the 1,067th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Cody wants a Lunchly!
Plot[]
At Y U DUMB? Elementary School, Jackie Chu is teaching his class about Christopher Columbus. He tells the class that Columbus was actually traveling to India but ended up in The Bahamas. He tells the class that Colombus had sex with a manatee, believing that the manatee was a mermaid. Jackie Chu tells the class that it was time for lunch and to pull out their food.
Junior then says "Guy's, it's lunchtime" in a depressed tone as he, Joseph, and Penelope pull out their Lunchables, which Junior says "Turkey and American cheese Lunchable" in a depressed tone, which Joseph and Penelope say "Same" as they are shown, also having the Turkey and American cheese Lunchables. Cody then pulls out his Lunchables, which Junior asks him what he got going on. Cody tells him that he got a pizza Lunchables, which shocks everyone as Joseph says "Lucky" while Junior asks Cody how he can afford it, which Cody tells him that it's because of his mom's OnlyFans doing pretty well. Junior then notices that there's a Transformer on the packaging, which he says "Is that Transformers", which Cody says it is as he talks about how it has Bumblebee on it. Junior then says he wishes he could get a pizza Lunchables, which Cody says that if he had a mom, he would tell her to make an OnlyFans, but he doesn't. Joseph then says that he's so lucky, which Penelope agrees with him. Cody then says that he's just like them, but better as he then says he's going to sit back and eat like a king as he proceeds to open his pizza Lunchables.
Joseph and his friends then say that they made decker sandwich's, which Joseph made a double decker sandwich, Penelope made a triple decker sandwich, and Junior made a quadruple decker sandwich. Cody then says he made a pizza as he then says "Call me Mr. DiGiorno or Papa John or whoever the fuck". He then tells Junior that he's playing Papa's Pizzeria in the place. He then asks what kind of cheese he should use or use both cheeses because it is called extra cheesy, which he goes that route as he then throws cheese on his pizza. Cody then asks Jackie Chu if he can use the microwave, but Jackie Chu says no because the microwave is for teachers only as he goes back to looking at his picture of a Manatee, which he asks himself where's the hole at. Cody then say's its ok as he says he likes cold pizza, and then puts another piece of dough on it as he shows his friends that he made a pizza sandwich
At PJ's desk, PJ Crenshaw asks his girls if he should whip "it" out because he's getting hungry, which his girls say yes. PJ then pulls out a pizza Lunchly, which excites the girls as one of his girls says "Oh my god, it's a Lunchly", which PJ says "Damn right" as he then says it comes with a MrBeast Feastables, a bottle of Prime, and a pizza, which his girls beg him to open it, but PJ says he'll open it when he's ready, which he stands still for a second before saying that he's ready, which he proceeds to open his Lunchly. The camera then goes to Cody, who is telling his friends to look at his pizza as he says it's leaking but his friends are focused on PJ's Lunchly, which excites Junior, Joseph, and Penelope while Cody asks what's the fuss about as the camera goes back to PJ's desk, where one of his girls says his Lunchly pizza looks better than Papa Johns, which PJ agrees as he says it is because Papa John's doesn't come with a bottle of Prime and a Feastable, and the owner of Lunchly didn't say the N word; he just recorded a dead body in the forest, and fucked up YouTube for a whole lot of people, but they just forgot about it because "yummy" as he then asks Jackie Chu if he can use the microwave, which Jackie Chu tells him "Of course you can use the microwave" as he then goes back to looking at his picture of a Manatee. PJ then thanks him, but then Cody comes over as he asks him what he has, which PJ tells him that it's a Lunchly. Cody then asks how is it any different from a normal, pizza Lunchable, which PJ explains that it comes with a bottle of Prime, a Feastable, and it's made by MrBeast, who gives out money; thus making it taste better. Cody then tells him that he thinks Lunchables are better, only to get made fun for by PJ and his girls, which PJ then tells him that it's big boy shit and he wouldn't understand, but Cody tells him that he literally wears pajamas and bunny slippers to school as he then says "Big boy shit my taint". PJ then says he doesn't understand as he then tells his girl to go to the microwave as he and his girls then leave.
Back at Cody's Desk, Cody says he hates PJ, but Joseph tells him to watch his mouth as Junior then tells him not to get mad at PJ because he's jealous that he has a Lunchly. Cody tells him that he's not jealous, it's that he thinks Lunchly is gay as he says he doesn't know why it's better as he then says Lunchables are better because it's been around forever, but Junior tells him that the Lunchly comes with a bottle of Prime and a Feastable. Cody then asks if it having a drink and a candy bar is what makes it better, which Junior says it does as he then goes back to his desk. Cody then says he's going to show them as he then says he's going to make his mom upload extra tonight.
The next day at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, Jackie Chu tells the class that he couldn't sleep last night, so he looked up how Christopher Columbus would bang a Manatee as he then says that the Manatee's "verina" are anatomically similar to humans, and their "verina" is next to their "bung hole". He then asks the class if Christopher Columbus either held his breath, swam down, and get under a Manatee to bang one or did he wait for a Manatee to wash up on shore, and then get some "graveyard puss". He then tells the class that it's lunchtime, and after lunch, they are going to draw how they think Christopher Columbus banged a Manatee.
Junior then says "Guy's, it's lunchtime, that means more cheese and crackers" in a depressed tone, which Joseph and Penelope say "Yeah" in a depressed tone as they are shown, having cheese and crackers again. Cody then says "BOOM! Cody what the fuck" at the camera pans to Cody, who has some Lunchables Uploaded. Cody then gets out a tape measure out as he measures his sub from his Lunchables Uploaded, which he gets shocked that it's 6 inches as he says "Whoa, you're telling me that 6 inches soft? That shit's not even toasted, but back to the Lunchable" as he explains that his Lunchable comes with Pringles, 2 Hershey's Kisses, and a bottle of water, which he sarcastically says he guess Lunchly got him beat there, but then says "Except what this!? A pack of fucking Kool Aid so I can turn my water into Kool Aid" as he then says on top of what he listed, it comes with a 6 inch sub sandwich, which he says he didn't know he's at Subway as he then says he thought he was in School. Joseph then says it's actually pretty sick while Junior says it's a lot of food until they notice that PJ brought another Lunchly, which Junior says "Woah! Look at PJ" as the camera goes to PJ, who has brought a Nachos and Cheese Lunchly, which his girls scream in excitement as a girl says "Oh my god PJ, you have a Nacho and Cheese Lunchly" while Maria Sanchez says it's yummy, which PJ agrees as he says "Damn right, I like my cheese drippy" as he then says he got a Strawberry Banana Prime and another Feastables bar as his girls then scream again in excitement. Junior, Joseph, and Penelope then say "Woah!" after seeing PJ's Lunchly, but Cody isn't happy about this as he says that his Lunchable is clearly better then Lunchly, which he then says "What is he eating? Chips and Cheese and Salad and MrFuckface bar". Cody then says "Look what I've got" as he says he has Chedder Cheese Pringles, a 6 inch sub, a bottle of water with a Kool-Aid packet, and two Hershey's kisses, which he flexes about how he can share the Hershey's Kisses with a friend, and cut his sub in half so he and a friend both have 3 inch subs. Penelope then asks if PJ would give him his candy bar if she flirted with him, which Joseph says he was thinking the same thing. Cody the gets more upset as he says it's bullshit as he claims his is obviously better, but Junior tells him that his doesn't say Lunchly as he then says it's about the name, which Joseph agrees as he says it's like Gucci versus Reebok, and that his is not better. Cody then says he likes his Reebok, and he has good Rebook, but Joseph tells him to give it up. Cody then says "What okay, so it has to be Lunchly" as he then says he's getting the Lunchly he can find.
The next day at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, Jackie Chu tells the class that for the last couple of days, he couldn't stop thinking why Christopher Columbus would bang a Manatee, so what he did was he came up with 3 animals that he thinks Christopher Columbus would have banged instead, which was the Dolphin because it could get it and it looks more attractive, the Fox, which he says "Tell me it's fluffy, little, asscheeks wouldn't feel good, oh it would", and the Kangaroo because of its pouch, which he shows the class each pictures of those animals. He then tells the class that it's lunchtime, but after lunch, they are going to take their three animals, and tell him which ones they would bang.
Junior then says "Guy's, it's lunchtime again", which Joseph and Penelope sign as they have cheese and crackers again. Junior then asks Cody if he got a Lunchly, but Cody says he didn't, but he got something better than a Lunchly as he pulls out a package of Cracker Crunchers, which he claims is a new thing that all the influencers are going to be promoting, which Junior says "Cracker Crunchers?" while Penelope asks Cody what is it, which Cody says it's like a Lunchable, but it comes with a Butterfinger. Junior then says "A Butterfinger?", which Cody says yeah as he then makes a Butt-finger joke from all the cheese he's been eating as he then says he hasn't shit in 3 days. Junior tells Cody that he can't show his Cracker Crunchers to anyone because he's going to be made fun of, which Joseph agrees with Junior, but Cody ignores them as he proceeds to go show it to PJ, which disappoints Junior, Joseph, and Penelope as Junior says they can't be friends with him ever again as Penelope nods no while Joseph and Junior say they aren't friends with him. The camera then goes to PJ's desk, where PJ is shown having a Cheese and Crackers Lunchly, which a girl says "Oh my god PJ, you have the cheese and crackers Lunchly?", which PJ says yup as he then says he has an Ice Pop Prime and another Feastables bar, which Maria says it's yummy, but then Cody shows up behind PJ as he tells PJ that he got something that will make his Lunchly look like a pile of shit, which PJ challenges him as he says "Oh yeah, what is it?". Cody then shows PJ his Cracker Crunchers as he says he got that, which makes PJ laugh as he says "What the hell are Cracker Crunchers", which Cody tells him that it's like a Lunchable, but it comes with a Butterfinger, but PJ contiunes to make fun of him as he says "And it doesn't even have a drink", which Cody tells him that yesterday, he had Kool-Aid and two Hershey's Kisses, but he didn't give a shit about that. PJ then tells him to get a Lunchly, but Cody says he can't get it because it's sold out everywhere. PJ then tells him that it's because he bought them all, which upsets Cody as he asks what is he supposed to do as he then says he guess he'll just go buy one on eBay as he goes back to his desk.
The next day at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, Jackie Chu tells the class that today, he is going to jail because it is illegal to put on a snorkel, and try to bang a dolphin, which Brooklyn T. Guy says it is, and their teacher thought he was Christopher Columbus. Brooklyn Guy then tells the class to finish up their lunch and then go home as he takes Jackie Chu to jail. The camera then goes to Cody's desk, where Cody says "Whoa guys, look at me" as he says he got a Lunchly, which he then says he got the crackers, the ice pop Prime, and the Feastables bar as he then says "Aren't I cool now?". Junior is shocked seeing this as he says "Whoa, where'd you get a Lunchly at?", which Cody tells him that he had to buy it off eBay. Cody then asks where's PJ, which Junior looks at PJ's desk and tells Cody that PJ isn't here. Cody is shocked about this as he then tells Junior to pull out his phone and record him eating his Lunchly because he wants PJ to know he did it as Cody then proceeds to eat his Lunchly.
At the Red Couch, Cody comes in, now having a green colored face and feeling sick, which Junior and Joseph is shocked about this as he asks Cody if he got a haircut while Joseph says something's different about him, which Cody says his face is green because he's been sick and he's been throwing up ever since he ate the Lunchly but then throws ups. Junior asks Cody if he has a stomach flu or something, but Cody tells Junior that he thinks he got sick from the Lunchly, but then throws up again as Junior tells Cody that he can't get sick from a Lunchly because it has a Feastables bar and MrBeast's rich, which Joseph agrees with Junior as he says MrBeast wouldn't let it happen. Cody then says they are right as he says it's from one of the Lunchables he had as he then throws up. Junior then says that there's no way a Lunchly made him sick. Cody then says "Guys look, the news" as he throws up again as the news comes on, with Mr. Goodman reporting that Lunchly's are being recalled for having mold on their cheese, which he urges people not to eat them as he says it could make them sick. Cody then tells Junior and Joseph that he told them that it was the Lunchly that made him sick as he throws up once again. Junior then asks Cody if he's sure it was the Lunchly as he then says Lunchly is from MrBeast, but Cody tells him "The dude just said it was" as he then says it wasn't the Cracker Crunchers because he claims they are "the shit". Junior then questions why anyone would even compete with Lunchables as he then says Lunchables have been around for a long time. Cody then says Lunchables fuck and that he's just saying don't sleep on Cracker Crunchers because he claims they're coming up, which Junior agrees with him as he then sits down.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Jackie Chu
- PJ Crenshaw
- Penelope
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Maria Sanchez
- Unnamed girl
- Mr. Goodman
- Christopher Columbus (Mentioned many times and shown on the chalkboard)
- Bumblebee (on the Lunchables packaging)
- Hogan Paul (mentioned)
- Loan Dolphin (indirectly mentioned)
- Jeffy (BTS background)
- Bully Bill (BTS background)
- Freddy (BTS background)
- Mikey (BTS background)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Joseph Gets Adopted!" and 5 years after "Black Yoshi's Call Of Duty Modern Warfare!".
- This video is based on the Lunchly controversy. It even references the fact that moldy cheese was found in some Lunchly boxes.
- This is Jackie Chu's first appearance since "Cody's Big Move!".
- This is Maria Sanchez's first appearance since "Junior's Stealing Problem!".
- This is the second time Jackie Chu has been arrested, the first being "Jeffy's Kiss!".
- In the behind the scenes, Freddy, Mikey, Bully Bill and Jeffy can be seen on the background.
- Additionally, the plushies are still in the closet, although only Junior can be seen.
- This is the fifth episode of Ninth Grade without Patrick and Lil' T.
- PJ Crenshaw got his girls back from being cool after the events of "Junior's Stealing Problem!".
Errors[]
- In the description, the word "Lunchly" is in lowercase, when it should be uppercase.
- The thumbnail lacks a exclamation mark despite the title having one.
- When Penelope said "No way!" when PJ Crenshaw got The Pizza Lunchly, her voice sounded high pitched.
Poll[]
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