Clown School is a school taught by Screwball where someone has to pay $1,000 to learn, but the school actually just teaches lame tricks like making snake and worm balloons, failing to juggle, blowing horns in people's ears until they get tinnitus, and throwing pies at people's faces. It is unknown what Screwball does with all the $1,000 and sometimes it gets some of the new students annoyed from learning anything a clown should do and end up leaving.
Appearance[]
Clown School is just the same layout as the Y U DUMB? Elementary School only with the "Y U DUMB? Elementary School" sign replaced with the "Clown School" sign instead. The classroom also remains the same, but the blackboard only says "Clown School" on it.
Things that can be taught[]
- How to make Animal balloons - The only things you can make is a Snake if they don't want a snake then hit them with a Worm balloon.
- Juggling - You take three balls and throw them all in the air and try to catch all of them and throw them again (p.s Don't you don't get paid enough for it).
- Get Horny - You just blow your clown horn at everyone's ears.
- Getting Pied in the face - You hit yourself or someone else with pie in the face (Be sure to piss in it).
Known Clowns[]
Screwball[]
He is the current teacher at Clown School teaching the new clowns what life is like being a clown when being pissed on, being laughed at, getting hair eaten because it was mistaken for cotton candy, and Screwball went through every bad thing.
Unknown Clown 1[]
This clown is unknown, but his clothes were used by Jeffy. It was said by Screwball that he died from blunt force trauma to the head by a 5-year-old with a Bop It.
Unknown Clown 2[]
This clown is also unknown and his clothes were used by Brooklyn T. Guy. One key fact of this clown is that he had scabies as Screwball said, "Be honored" about it and also died from blunt force trauma to the head.
Butterball the Clown[]
This clown's fate is unknown possibly dead or alive.
Diarrhea Pants the Clown[]
This clown's fate is unknown but as the name says this clown suffered from diarrhea and is actually Screwball's father.
Noodles the Clown[]
This clown's fate is unknown, but he might be dead as well.
Dingleberry the Clown[]
Of course, his fate is unknown.
Poof Pants the Clown[]
This clown also had an unknown fate.
Ball Pit shit the Clown[]
Unknown fate.
Fart Sucker the Clown[]
Unknown fate.
Tug Ball the Clown[]
This clown's real name is Brooklyn T. Guy taken after he asked for the names that aren't taken.
Blue Balls the Clown[]
This clown's real name is Jeffy, he took it after he suggested it.
The Clown Quiz[]
Before becoming a certified clown you gotta take the clown quiz which only has 1 question.
"What are the 2 things you can make out of balloons?"
Answer: Snake or worm.
Being a Clown Ain't Easy[]
As Puffball said being a clown is the worst, when kids piss on them, clowns piss on themselves, clowns get punched in the balls, fat kids eat their hair mistaking it for cotton candy, wake up in different motel rooms with handcuffs on the headboard, and much more hell going through the path clowns took.