Not to be confused with Mrs. Emia, or Tyler's Mom.
| "1, 2, 3, eyes on me!" | ||
— Mrs. Fitzpatrick when the kids are talking.
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| "My baby!" | ||
— Clarissa crying when Patrick is hurt.
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Clarissa Fitzpatrick, commonly referred to as Mrs. Fitzpatrick, is the mother of Patrick, Fungus and Emily in the SML series. She made her debut in "The Magical Button!".
History []
In "The Magical Button!", she died due to Junior pressing the button but was later brought back to life after Junior's suicide. She also appeared in "Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!". She is known for abusing Patrick and abandoning him in various places. Nowadays, she is shown to be more caring for Patrick, buying him food, and being remorseful when he died in "The Grimace Shake!". She is now shown to work quite a few jobs to help care for her child, such as being a waiter at Applebee's and The Cheesecake Factory, a stripper at a strip club, a OnlyFans model, working at Addictions Anonymous, and being a teacher for Kindergarten and Summer School at the Y U DUMB? Elementary School.
Personality[]
Even though she has a soft side for her son, Patrick, and she is quite calm at her waitress jobs, she is shown to be very annoyed and impatient with the kids she teaches. She has to take Xanax to help her keep up with them. She is constantly stressed out by her everyday life and snaps at her students when they annoy her or bring up her life. She's also seen as hypocritical, because she encourages the students not to swear, when she is prone to swearing in front of them herself. As of "Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 4" she has become somewhat unfair with her teachings, getting very technical with the kids, such as when she criticized the kids for mentioning things that were not fully purple, and failing them. As well as giving the kids incredibly hard tasks whenever she's mad, like making them write a sentence a lot of times. It's possible Principal Steinbeck may be influencing this behavior, as he suggested giving Cody, Junior, and Joseph a hard test, and she laughed at them when they failed.
She became more angry and abusive towards her students in Summer School! Part 2 as she called them “Stupid Brats” and hit Cody in the face with a paddle after he joked about her anger.
Her patience as a waitress has its limits, as shown in "Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!" where she puts up with Brooklyn's demands and complaints until Brooklyn gets rid of her tip for unreasonable things he did, to which she snapped and called him out for it, and in "President Marvin!", which had similar events, only this time she went one step further and pulled out a gun and shot at Brooklyn Guy.
Relationships []
Patrick[]
TBA
Status: Mother/son
Brooklyn T. Guy[]
Initially, they had a neutral relationship, but over time, she eventually grew to hate Brooklyn, as he constantly orders tons of food whenever she is a waitress, and when she was a stripper, he would have her have sex with him, but he either doesn't pay her the full amount or doesn't pay her at all. And while she tolerates him as a waitress, more than once she snaps and either yells at him or tries to actually kill him. They do have a mutual hatred for Billy, but she wasn't against Billy when he tried to kill Brooklyn Guy or give him AIDS.
Status: Enemies
Marvin[]
While they haven't really interacted that much on screen, they are shown to be on good terms, unlike her and Brooklyn Guy. He appears to be the only one she respects whenever she is a waitress, and whenever something bad happens to Marvin, she is actually shocked by it and likely feels sympathy for him, as in "Boys Night Out!", when she asked her boyfriend to beat up Brooklyn, she's shocked when Marvin unwilling ended up being beat up, and in "President Marvin!", when she intended to shoot Brooklyn but accidently shot Marvin, she was shocked and likely concerned for him.
Status: Neutral
Freddy[]
Freddy seems to be the only student who's respectful to her, and she barely has a problem when talking to him.
Status: Neutral
Mikey[]
Clarissa has a strong hatred for Mikey due to his constant misbehavior and snooping in her personal life. Almost every time they have interacted, Clarissa is fed up with him, yelling at him to behave and be quiet, even going as far as to threaten to hit him or leave him somewhere until he dies. Clarissa has dubbed Mikey "The worst child I have ever had the displeasure of teaching.", and her having to teach him 5 different times due to him failing pre-school 3 times, and having to attend summer school after he failed for the 4th time does not make her feel any better about him.
Status: Enemies
Appearance[]
Clarissa has long brown hair, blue eyes, and wears a blue button up shirt, a purple skirt and shoes.
Jobs[]
- Applebee's Waitress
- Stripper
- School Teacher
- The Cheesecake Factory Waitress
- OnlyFans Content Creator
Trivia[]
- In "Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!", despite being played by Tito, her voice is extremely similar to Goodman.
- In "Black Yoshi's Job Interview!", she dropped Patrick off at a random park at night and abandoned him. This shows that she has had it with him and is now stooping to Nancy levels.
- As revealed in "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3", she started drinking after her husband was arrested, although it's unclear if it was either her son's annoyance or her husband's disappearance.
- In Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!, she shares some similarities to Lady Walrus from Sonic Boom such as being played by a male, having a high-pitched voice and saying "My baby!"
- In "Jeffy's New Dad!", a different puppet was used for the character. It is possible that Logan forgot what Patrick's mom was and/or what she looked like, since she was only in 2 previous videos at the time.
- As revealed in "Jeffy's Lie!", her son mentioned she was imprisoned for her crimes.
- She's the same puppet as the nurse from 1st Grade, Tyler's Mom and Mrs. Emia.
- In “Boys Night Out!” She worked as a waitress and a stripper, and her real name was revealed to be Clarissa.
- She has an OnlyFans with only 2 subscribers. Randy is one of them.
- In Cody Goes to Kindergarten Part 6, she says she doesn't know who Cody's Mom is, despite meeting with her and Cody's Dad prior.
- In Summer School! it's revealed that she doesn't know anything about the LGBTQ+ community when she saw Cody's flag.
- In Summer School! Part 2, it's revealed she has a gambling addiction.
- It is confirmed in the vlog I'M AN IDIOT! at 7:29 that Clarissa is Logan's favorite character
- It is confirmed in Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 3 that she drives a 2006 Buick LeSabre.
- Her name Mrs. Fitzpatrick is similar to the name of the title character's teacher Ms. Fitzpatrick from Kick Buttowski: Surburban Daredevil. However, unlike Ms. Fitzpatrick who is usually on Kick's case, Clarissa is usually nice but is just a little grumpy when she doesn't take her medicine.
- Before her physical debut in "The Magical Button!", She was used as one of the dead bodies in "The Secret Door!" though it was actually not her.
- In some videos, some of her students call her "mommy", even though she's not really their mom, like Freddy in "Brooklyn Guy Gets Blackmailed!", and Mikey in "The Lasagna Halloween!".