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— Chris Tall Balls
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Chris Tall Balls, sometimes called Crystal Balls, is a minor character in the SML series. His first appearance was in "Jeffy's Future!" He is a con artist known to scam people and tell fortunes that are either an obvious statement or a false future.
Appearance[]
Chris Tall Balls resembles a wizard with a white beard and starry hat. He also wears glasses, brown shoes and has a blue gown on his shirt.
Personality[]
Not much is known about Chris, but from what we have seen from him, he is using his fake fortunes to get out of paying his taxes. He may also have an obsession of donuts as seen in "Jeffy's Future!" as he keeps asking, "Who ate the donut?"
Trivia[]
- His name is a play on "Crystal Balls". However, it could also be viewed as a double entendre, with his name being a possible joke about testicles.
- He is one of Lance's favorite characters to play as stated in this video.
- In his second appearance, he states "let me play Dungeons & Dragons" after receiving his cheque, which suggests he likes D&D, as well as the fact he has friends, because DnD is a multiplayer board game. The choice of him wanting to play DnD could also be inspired by his medieval-esque character.
- Lance stated that the voice he gives Chris is a reference to that of Dumbledore from Harry Potter.
- He is the second character (of 2020 and of all-time) that Lance has played which speaks in a British accent, the first being Harry, the third being Chives, and the fourth being Gordon Ramsay. (Simmons not withstanding due to being Australian.)