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Chives is the private butler for Mr. Goodman's family, working mostly under Richard Goodman and formerly and temporarily for Joseph in Joseph The Millionaire! before being fired.
Chives acts like a stereotypical butler that is always mistreated by his spoiled boss but still does whatever he wants. He also refers to all of his superiors as "sir".
He was first mentioned by Richard Goodman in Bowser Junior's Playtime 6. In earlier videos, he was mentioned. He made his first physical appearance in Joseph the Millionaire! and a private butler temporarily for Joseph and being mistreated by him. He is currently the butler for the Goodman family.
Several months later, Chives appears in Richard's Mistake!. Richard blames Chives that he broke Goodman's new BMW. He forces Chives to call Goodman. Richard threatens to shoot him using his nerf gun to cover him up. Later, Goodman comes in angry. Goodman tells Chives to get Spanking. But Junior tells the truth at the end. He made a cameo in Jeffy The Boxer!
Mr. Goodman paid Chives' entire family to not to talk nor contact him again
Quotes:[]
- "You called, Sir?"
- "Suck my butt, sir!"
- "I hope you choke to death you disgusting little turd!"
- "Should I get the paddle, sir?
- "I'm a stupid smelly drunk. I grabbed Richard and put him in the BMW and ran into a tree. Then we went to McDonald's and a crazy man hit it with a hammer."
- "Would you like me to eat it for you as well?"
- "You literally just asked for donuts, SIR!"
- "Good day, sir!"
- "I had to run away from Mr. Goodman! I couldn't stand the constant bickering and knackering and him demanding me to say "sir" at the end of every sentence, sir."
- "SIRRR!!!!!! THAT TOOK ME OVER 10 HOURS TO BUILD!"
Personality[]
Chives is loyal, polite to a fault, however long-suffering, and depressive. This is likely in part of Joseph and Goodman's abusive and disparaging behavior towards him even though Chives has done things Joseph and Goodman wanted him to exactly do. Chives is also shown to be very spiteful and hateful towards Joseph, as he allowed him to "choke" on a Fruit by the Foot. Despite his melancholy, he is still able to feel great joy such as when Joseph fired him, due to constant mistreatment from Joseph, and when Goodman tells him to get the paddle to spank Richard. He keeps thinking of retiring but Goodman would play whatever he needs. Because of the latter's ability to afford a butler Chives simply cannot quit hit duties because he takes what Goodman pays him and has to deal with his greediness.
Death Count[]
- The Stolen Egg! - Landed on Marvin's roof. (Goodman mentions it although it happened offscreen)
Trivia[]
- He was originally only mentioned by Goodman's family for about a year before finally making a physical appearance in “Joseph the Millionaire!”.
- Mr. Goodman paid his family a million dollars to never contact him again
- He slightly resembles Statler from The Muppets.
- Chives’ name is possibly a reference to Drake and Josh.
- Chives was named and designed after Chives from the Scooby-Doo Mysteries book "Scooby-Doo! and the Haunted Castle".
- He is similar to Chef Pee Pee as they both want to quit working and they both hate their bosses.
- However, Chives has been fired as a butler, unlike Chef Pee Pee who still works as Bowser's chef to this day, as Chef Pee Pee Quits was deemed not canon.
- He and Chives from Inanimate Insanity have some similarities to each other.
- They are both male.
- They are both British.
- They are both butlers.
- They both have the same name.
- He is most likely not from America as it is shown in "Joseph the Millionaire" that he uses the metric system instead of the imperial system.
- Chives also speaks with a British accent, even though just like Harry, he also pronounces some words the American way, [Notably the word Can't], most likely due to Lance not knowing how to pronounce some words in a British accent.
- His appearance is similar to the 46th US president Joe Biden.
- The British accent that Chives speaks in is a Posh English accent. Other British characters like Harry and Simmons speak in Cockney accents.
- His puppet has been used in Titototter.
- In Mr. Hoodman!, it is revealed that Chives was born in London.
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