"Chicken Jockey!" (stylized as "CHICKEN JOCKEY!") is the 1,140th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Cody and his friends destroy the movie theater!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior asking his friends if they are ready to see the Minecraft Movie. Joseph says he is as Junior asks Cody if he's ready, which Cody asks Junior if he looks ready as he says he would say he's ready. Junior says when Jack Back says "Chicken Jockey", they're going to light off fireworks and throw popcorn all over theater as Cody then pulls out a chicken, saying he's going to pull out his live chicken and ride it all over the theater. Junior and Joseph gets shocked as Junior asks Cody where did he get a live chicken, which Cody says his Uncle Skeeter give him it from his farm, but when he asked if he could ride "it" in the movie theater, he got really disappointed when he wanted the live chicken. Joseph calls Cody "Lucky" while Junior says it's going to be so crazy, they are going to make a big mess. Cody says it's going to be a big inconvenience for the workers to clean all of it up, which Junior says the worker didn't sign up to clean up all the mess. Cody says "No they didn't" as Junior then asks if he gave the chicken laxatives, which Cody says he almost forgot as he pulls out a container of laxatives, and tells the chicken to eat up as he says "We got to make sure you shit all over the place". Junior asks if he thinks the Chicken is going to shit when Jack Black says "Chicken Jockey", which Cody says "We can only hope" as Joseph pulls out his phone and says they got to record it, and it has to go viral. Junior says it has to go all over TikTok, and people are going to wish that they were in their theater as he asks Cody how many workers he thinks are going to quit, which Cody says probably all of them and they are going to be up to their knees in the chicken shit and fired. Joseph says they're going to be such a headache while Junior says it's going to be awesome as he then tells them to grab some fireworks and go to the movie theater, which he tells Cody that he already told Jeffy to meet them there with more fireworks, which excites Cody as he says "Oh great, the more the marrier" as they then leave. At the movie theater, Junior tells Cody that they got four large popcorns, but Cody asks if it's going to be enough, which Junior says it's four large popcorns with extra butter. Cody says he just wants to make sure that the floor can't be seen when they throw all the popcorn around, but Junior says it's a lot of popcorn and asks if the chicken's going to be shitting, which Cody says he forgot about that as Junior then asks if they are going to piss on the people who are Infront of them, which Cody says they are and he did want to pull his pants down to his ankles and just piss all over the back of their head when "Chicken Jockey" is said. Junior then says there's going to be so much piss, shit, and popcorn that the theater is going to be disgusting, which Cody tells Junior he's right and he's overthinking it as he says Joseph's got the silly string. Joseph says "And fireworks" while Junior says he's going to light the mortar cannon off right when "Chicken Jockey" is said. Cody says that's perfect, it's going to be so loud, and hopes that it hits the ceiling and sets off the sprinklers, but then says he doesn't want to get his hopes up and not jinx it as he says if it happens, then great, but don't ruin it as he then sits down and says that's all he wants to happen now, and he'll cry if it happens. Junior asks if they have seen Jeffy as Jeffy then comes in, saying he brought a gun. Cody says that's perfect and that's what they've been needing as he orders Jeffy to unload the clip, right to the screen when "Chicken Jockey" is said. Jeffy says "Got it" as Junior then says they are going to make so much noise and a big mess. Cody says he wants to be sure that they are known as the people who really messed up the theater as Junior and Cody then talk about them hoping to be banned, which goes on for some time until Junior tells his friends that the previews are starting as the video then cuts to a preview for a movie called "Clown In A Bush". After the preview, Junior says the movie looks really scary as Cody says if the theater survives what they're gonna do, they're going to see that movie and throw popcorn whenever the clown jumps out of the bush as the video then cuts to a preview for a Tom Cruise movie called "Mission: Some What Possible".
After the preview, Cody says Tom Cruise has made a lot of "those" movies and wonders when he's going to stop as Joseph says he's ready for the movie to start so he can light the fireworks. Cody tells Joseph to be patient as the video shows Jack Black, dressed as Steve, telling people to be respectful of their fellow movie goers and not to throw popcorn, which after that, Cody says "All he thinks we're going to do is throw popcorn" as he tells Junior that he's about to piss on some people, and when he says "Chicken Jockey", he's going to squeeze the chicken like a ketchup bottle until shit squirts out of the chicken's butt everywhere, and earlier, he put a whole roll of Mentos up the chicken's butt, made the chicken drink a 2 Liter bottle of Diet Coke, and the only thing stopping the chicken from bursting is the cork he stuffed in the chicken's butt as Cody then says when that goes, he doesn't know what's going to happen and the chicken might explode and it's just going to be shit and feathers everywhere. Junior says "Fuck yeah" as Cody says Jack Black is going to have to film a new warning for what they're about to do, and it's going to be 10 minutes because of everything they did and warn people about those things. Junior says the movie's going straight to streaming once they're done, which Cody agrees, saying it's going to be banned from theaters as Junior tells his friend's that the movie is starting which Junior gets excited as the video cuts to Garrett Garrison, watching the Chicken Jockey character be spawned in. Junior warns that he's about to say it while Cody tells everyone to get to their places and orders everyone to get their stuff, which everyone does so as Cody says it's like a surprise party as he says "You want to make sure it all goes right". Cody then tells everyone they only have one shot at it as they all then say "Chicken Jockey!", which everyone gets excited as they proceed to make a really big mess. Back at the Red Couch after making a really big mess, Cody says that today was the best day of his life as he talks about what they did in the movie theater. Cody then says his chicken died as he says the chicken shit his brains out and now his organs are all over the floor of what's left of the movie theater as he then continues to talk about what happened in the movie theater, which goes on for some time until Junior says "Let's turn on the news and see if we made the news", which Cody they have to have made the news, probably the national news as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman that a local movie theater was burned to the ground when a bunch of teenagers shot off fireworks and a gun during A Minecraft Movie. Goodman says "These 4 teenagers are currently wanted" as he pulls up a picture of Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy. After the news, Junior and his friends all say "We made the news" as they then get excited, which Cody says "We wanted! The police want us!", which Junior says "Yeah they do" as Cody asks Joseph to show them the video. Joseph gets confused as he says "Huh?", which Cody says "The video that you took of up like fucking up the theater", only for Joseph to say he didn't get a chance to make a video. Cody angerly asks if he didn't get the video, which Joseph says no because he had the popcorn, silly string, and fireworks. Junior says he had a lot of jobs while Joseph says he only has two hands as Cody says they pulled off the "greatest Chicken Jockey of all time" and they didn't get a video, but Joseph says they have a memory, which Cody says that's true as Junior says it would been cool if they could have put it on TikTok. Cody says they would have been sick "as hell", but then says he's selfish and it can be their little moment between them and the other people in the movie theater that burned down as he then says they made the news and that's not nothing either, which Junior they did make the news as they then talk about the news, which goes on for some time until Brooklyn T. Guy, telling Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy that they are all under arrest, only for Junior, Joseph, Cody, and Jeffy to get excited, confusing Brooklyn Guy as he says "What?". Cody says he's arresting them because they pulled off the "greatest Chicken Jockey of all time" as Junior and Jeffy then yell out "Chicken Jockey". Brooklyn Guy tells Cody that he's arresting him because he burned down a movie theater, and pissed on some people, making him an offender, which Cody asks "Well that was going to happen eventually, right?", which Brooklyn Guy says no as he says there was also the fireworks, which Joseph says that was him while Junior says that was sick, and there was the gun thing, which Brooklyn Guy says was especially "fucked up". Cody says that was Jeffy's ideas, and he wishes he could take credit for it as he then tells Brooklyn Guy to put on the handcuffs and take them down to the Courthouse, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't have enough handcuffs, and they have to go to court. Cody asks if they aren't actually going to jail, which Brooklyn Guy tells Cody he is because he committed Arson and a whole bunch of other crimes. Cody asks Junior if he's being serious, which Junior asks Brooklyn Guy if he's saying facts as Cody then asks if it's like a slap on the wrist, but Brooklyn Guy says no and he's talking about multiple years in prison, which shocks Cody as he asks if that can happen while Junior says it was a joke, which Cody says it was funny though, but Brooklyn Guy says it wasn't funny as they committed a bunch of crimes and people got hurt. This goes on for some time until Brooklyn Guy says he's going to have to take them down to the Courthouse, which Junior defends, saying other people were doing it, but Brooklyn Guy says they weren't as Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, and Brooklyn Guy then leave to go to the Courthouse.
At court, Judge Pooby says they will be hearing the case of Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, who are being accused of yelling "Chicken Jockey" at the Minecraft Movie, and then throwing popcorn, lighting off fireworks, pissing on their fellow movie goers, riding a chicken around the theater while it was shitting, shooting a gun, and then eventually burning down the movie theater. Judge Pooby then asks what would make them commit such a crazy crime. Cody tells Judge Pooby that Jack Black said "Chicken Jockey" from the Minecraft game like a reference, and says "How else are we teenage boys supposed to react? Sit in our seats and not ride a live chicken that's shitting? I think not.". Judge Pooby says he sees how that would be exciting for them, but they should still know better than to act "that way" in public as he says they ruined the movie experience for everybody who was in the movie theater, even people who weren't in the movie theater because they burned it down as he then asks if they feel any remorse for what they done. Cody tells Judge Pooby that if anyone in the theater is complaining about what they did, then they aren't Minecraft fans and they should be proud about how crazy they went, which Judge Pooby sees this as them having no remorse as he says since they love mining and crafting so much, their punishment is to build a new movie theater for the community, and they can't have any outside help as they have to build it with wood, pickaxes, netherrack, redstone, or whatever, but Cody questions how are they supposed to build a movie theater as they're kids, which Judge Pooby says they managed to find a way to bring a live, shitting chicken and a gun into the movie theater, so he's pretty sure they can figure it as he then says if they don't build the movie theater by tomorrow, they will all go to jail for 5 years as he taps his gavel, saying "Case dismissed". Cody angerly says "By tomorrow!?" as Junior says "Come on guys, let's get started" as they then leave. Back at the Red Couch, Junior says "Let's get started on this movie theater", but Cody sniffs and says the chicken stinks as he then says they're so screwed as he says there's no way they're going to build a movie theater from scratch. Junior says he doesn't know how he would build it from a scratch as he has to use his fingernails, but Cody says he means they're not going to build it with no help, which Junior says they have help as there's four of them. Cody says there is four of them, but they need materials, which Junior says one of them can go look for materials as he orders Joseph to go in the woods and get wood, which Joseph says "Okay dude" as he then leaves. Cody asks what does he do, which Junior says he can go look for hammers, only for Cody to question it as he says "Look for hammers?", which Junior says "Yesh, and pickaxes". Cody asks if he's just going to find them, which Junior says yes and just look for them as he tells Jeffy he can go help Joseph look for wood because he has strength as he can push trees down, which Jeffy says ok and leaves as Junior says he'll draw what he thinks a movie theater should look like. Cody gets upset as he tells Junior this is "stupid" and "This isn't Minecraft, this is real life", which Junior asks Cody to repeat, so Cody does so, only for Junior to tell him to repeat the first sentence, which Cody does so as Junior asks Cody to say it two more times, which Cody does so as Junior asks what if it was. Cody gets confused as he asks what he's talking about, but Junior says he'll see him at court tomorrow as he then leaves while Cody angerly asks where is he going as they only have 24 hours. At court, Judge Pooby says he will be seeing the brand-new movie theater that they have built for their community as he then asks where's the movie theater. Junior says "It's right here" as he goes up and hands his phone to Judge Pooby, who says it must be a video of it, but Junior says no, and they made it in Minecraft. Judge Pooby gets confused as he says "What?", which Junior says they made the movie theater in Minecraft. Judge Pooby says it's very cool and he has the seats and the screen as he walks around the movie theater in Minecraft. Judge Pooby then says it is quite cool, but he meant a real movie theater in real life, but Junior tells Judge Pooby that he never said that, and he said a movie theater for their community. Junior then says it's a public server, meaning anyone can join and go in the theater. Judge Pooby then gets upset as he says he's been duped and they win this time, but he'll be back as he goes under his bench. Cody questions where did he go, but Junior says it doesn't matter because they won as they then leave.
Characters[]
- Cody
- Junior
- Joseph
- Jeffy
- Chicken
- Mr. Goodman
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Judge Pooby
- Chicken Jockey (character)
- Jack Black
- Garrett Garrison
- Tom Cruise
- Uncle Skeeter (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This is the last video of April 2025.
- This episode was uploaded eight years after "Cody's Missing!", eleven years after "Draw My Life - SuperMarioLogan", and seventeen years after "MAIN CHARACTER JUDGING RESULTS!!!".
- This episode is a reference to the "Chicken Jockey" trend seen during screenings of A Minecraft Movie, and the controversies about the screenings of the scene because of how much chaos happens when the scene is played.
- This marks the return of Chris's acting after a 3-video absence since "Santa The Easter Bunny!"
- Audio from "A Minecraft Movie" can be heard during the Chicken Jockey scene.
- When the boys say "CHICKEN JOCKEY!", the chicken is seen quietly clucking it along with them, which feels like it was actually saying it.
- Despite Junior wearing a Minecraft pig costume, he does not make fun of Cody's mom at all in this video.
Errors[]
- At 10:58, a firework sound or an audio pop glitch plays during the court scene. The reason is unknown, but it could likely be an exporting glitch.
- Jeffy is referred to as a teenager during the news scene, despite being 20 years old. A teenager is someone from ages 13-19, but even if Jeffy was still 19, he would have been referred to as an adult.
Poll[]
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