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This article is about the remake. For the original, see "Chef Pee Pee's Kids". "Chef Pee Pee's Kids! (remake)" is a remake of "Chef Pee Pee's Kids", and is the 24th episode of SML Remakes.
Synopsis[]
Junior and Cody want to have a baby with Chef Pee Pee!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior, Joseph, and Cody on the couch along with Ken alongside Cody. While they are sitting, Cody make a bunch of loud sighs until Junior and Joseph notice him, and when asked by Junior what's wrong, he explains to Junior and Joseph that he wants to have kids with Ken but can't since they are both male. This causes Joseph to angrily shout his classic line of Ken being a doll and Cody to protest and deny this, Junior asks why Cody even wants to have a child and Cody explains that him and Ken have been dating for a long time now and that it would be cool to have a little Ken Junior running around. Joseph asks where babies even come from and Junior tells Joseph that he thinks they come out of girl's butts and Cody confirms this by saying that he heard that as well. Cody then states that they don't have any girl's butts which is why he created the B-B-B-Baby Machine and goes ahead and gets it.
Then he sings the classic song of the B-B-B-Baby Machine. Junior and Joseph ask Cody what it does and he tells them that he already told them and explained it to them, so Junior changes his question asking how it works. So, Cody tells them by saying to put one parents DNA on one microscope and the other parent on the other and that the DNA combines to create a baby. Junior asks why he even did that whole scenario when he has a machine to use to create babies and Cody confesses that his problem is that Ken has 0 DNA and he needs DNA to create a baby and Joseph once again does his classic line and Cody protests and then makes up a story that Ken lost his DNA fighting aliens, confusing Junior and Joseph and they ask if Cody is even hearing himself. Cody explains that his point is that he needs DNA but Joseph refuses his and Junior feeling bad and wanting to be a good friend offers his but Cody tells both of them that he was actually thinking of getting Chef Pee Pee's and tells them plan A of how he was gonna get his DNA and then plan B, Junior not wanting to wait a year for plan A to happen decides to go with plan B which is to get Chef Pee Pee's hair by having him make a sandwich.
After doing so, he gives the hair to Cody and he uses it on the machine and spits on it to give it his DNA and then sets the dial for an hour when Junior and Joseph try to look inside the machine as its creating a baby Cody tells them not to. When asked why, he explains that his parents told him what a pregnancy is basically like and they decide not to and just wait an hour for the baby to be made after waiting an hour the machine dings and Junior expresses his disappointment of no lightning bolts being made and Cody, after arguing with Junior, makes one lightning bolt happen, and then explains to Junior that that one lightning bolt took 10 minutes to edit, and then, they open the machine and Chaz pops out. Cody and Junior express their happiness while Joseph expresses his disgust and then gets out of there. Then Junior, after seeing Cody with Chaz, uses the machine to create his own kid and when he opens the machine, Junior Junior pops out, and Junior expresses his happiness and seeing that they both have bibs that say "JR" he names him Junior Junior at first, which Cody protests but stops when Junior insults Chaz.
Then, they get Chef Pee Pee over to see the kids, and he when seeing them also expresses his disgust and after arguing they get a DNA test and in a "Are you the father" style way, Does Bad Things Guy tells Chef Pee Pee that he is the father causing them to all yell, argue, scream, and cuss at each other. Then after Does Bad Things Guy asks how Chef Pee Pee had to kids with minors which is illegal, Chef Pee Pee explains that they made a baby machine that he in no way was apart of, and then Chef Pee Pee decides to pretend that Chaz and Junior Junior don't exist. However, Junior and Cody, deciding that their kids need their biological father, begin bothering him with family stuff like child support making him stressed out, causing him to make Frosted Flake Doritos which no one seems to like. Bowser decides to talk to Chef Pee Pee, and when he explains it to Bowser, it makes Bowser think Chef Pee Pee is gay, and then he goes to see Junior to meet his grandson, however, like Chef Pee Pee and Joseph, he expresses his disgust for them as well. Then Bowser leaves, so Junior can continue being a single mother to Junior Junior, then, after teaching his kids vowels but messing up, they decide to confront Chef Pee Pee so he can be a better father but Chef Pee Pee argues that he never wanted or asked for these kids, and therefore he is not gonna be a good father to them.
Junior begins crying and they both leave telling Chef Pee Pee to be a better father. So, he calls Child Services, and after Mr. Goodman threaten to call the police on Chef Pee Pee until Junior says that they used a machine to create the kids, and so, Mr. Goodman decides to still take them but allows Junior and Cody a minute with Junior Junior and Chaz then cry after they leave. After talking a bit, Cody decides that since he can't have a kid with the B-B-B-Baby Machine, he might as well sell it. So, he makes a commercial starring him and Ken to sell the B-B-B-Baby Machine.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Chef Pee Pee
- Bowser
- Ken
- Mr. Goodman
- Does Bad Things Guy (presumably)
- Junior Junior (human form debut)
- Chaz (human form debut)
- PJ Crenshaw (mentioned)
- Tony the Tiger (cameo on cereal box)
Differences from the original[]
- The remake is shorter than the original by roughly 3 minutes.
- The thumbnail of the original has Chef Pee Pee doing a neutral expression, but in this remake he is sad.
- In the original video, Junior asks Cody why he's inventing, and Cody responds by telling him he "was once a nerd, then gay, and now a nerd again". This does not happen in the remake.
- In the title, the word "kids" plus the exclamation point is red instead of white.
- Cody no longer says "wait for the jump cut" before the jump cut to the end of the baby creation scene.
- While most of the censored profanity is left intact, Joseph, Bowser, and Goodman's single uses of the word "fuck" are removed, as is Junior's one use of the word "horseshit" and Cody's "It's gonna look cool as fuck" line.
- The arguing in the "You Are The Father" scene is shorter.
- Goodman is wearing his elephant asshole suit instead of his blue suit like in the original.
Trivia[]
- This remake was uploaded four years after "SpoKEN", and six years after "The Sticky Situation".
- This is the first appearances of Chaz and Junior Junior in 2021, their first appearances in the Human Puppet Era, and their first appearances since "Chef Pee Pee's Kids".
- This marks the return of the audience cheering sound since "The Spelling Bee!".
- This marks the return of Anthony Miller since he hasn't appeared since "Black Yoshi's Koolaid Problem!", where he portrayed Kool-Aid Man. This could mean that he and Logan are friends again.
- The music that plays when Cody advertises the BBBBaby Machine is the same music that plays during the savage dance scenes from "Loch Ness Monster!".
- This video marks the return of excessive swearing since "Bowser Junior’s AirPods!" however all uses of "fuck” were censored.
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