"Can Food Drive!" (stylized as "C̶a̶n̶ Ken Food Drive!") is the 1,111th episode of SML Movies and the 31st episode of the KEN series.
Synopsis[]
The school is holding a can food drive!
Plot[]
The video starts Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Jackie Chu is telling the class that this week, they are doing a can food drive, which he explains that it means they are going to be donating cans of food to the less fortunate, then Jackie Chu points at Joseph and says "That means you Joseph", which excites Joseph as he says it means he finally gets to eat as he then says "No more cockroaches". Jackie Chu then says if they have any cans of food at their house that their parents are willing to donate, then they should bring them in, and if they bring many cans of food, then they can get a toy from the toy box. This excites Junior as he sees a Thomas toy in it and asks if that's Thomas. Joseph sees a Buzz Lightyear toy in it and asks if it's Buzz Lightyear while Cody says he wants the pony, but Penelope says the pony is hers. Junior then asks if that's a DVD box set of Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, and a Tech Deck as he then says he wants the whole box. Jeffy says "Wait, you're telling me that if I get rid of my green beans, I get toys?" as he then says that's "the tits". Jackie Chu then tells the class to bring in as many cans tomorrow as they can as he says it can be any food as long as it's not open. Jackie Chu then notices Ken, sitting at Cody's desk, which he thinks it's from the toy box as he yells at Cody, saying "Hey! Cody! Why you steal a toy from the toy box!?". Cody asks what's he talking about as he says he didn't steal a toy, but Jackie Chu picks up Ken and says "Right here Cody, this is a toy", which Cody says "Oh I see, this is a common misconception" as he claims it's not a toy, it's his boyfriend, but Jackie Chu says it's a toy, and the only place he would have gotten it from is the toy box, which Cody says it's not true as he tells Junior and Joseph to tell Jackie Chu that it's not a toy, it's his boyfriend, but Junior and Joseph does the opposite and tells Jackie Chu that Cody took it from the toy box, which upsets Cody as he says "What the fuck guys" as Jackie Chu then tells Cody if he wants it from the toy box, he has to bring in 10 cans of food tomorrow as he then takes Ken back while Cody makes a pun as he then asks where he's going to 10 cans of food. Junior asks Cody if he doesn't have 10 cans of food in his kitchen, which Cody says he thinks he has some SpaghettiOs, but he doesn't know if they have 10 cans of it. Junior tells Cody that he knows Chef Pee Pee has a bunch of cans, and he's going to get the Thomas, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers DVD box set, and the Tech Deck, which Joseph asks if he can lend him a couple cans as he wants the Buzz Lightyear and he knows he has to eat, which Junior says yeah as he then says he's going to get as many cans as he can from Chef Pee Pee's Pantry. Cody tells Junior he should give them to him as he claims he's the reason why he lost Ken, which Junior tells Cody if they have enough cans, they'll get Ken, but they're going to get his toys first as he then leaves, saying "Come on guys", which Cody and Joseph leaves and follows Junior.
The video then cuts to Chef Pee Pee, frying some chicken in a pan, which he is singing a rap song about it to himself. Junior, Joseph, and Cody come in, walking towards the pantry, which Junior hears it and asks Cody if Chef Pee Pee's saying "Friday ho", which Cody tells Junior he thinks he's saying "Fry that hoe", which Junior says "Oh ok" as he then sees a bunch of cans in the pantry, which excites Junior as he then makes a sound, which he explains that it's supposed to be like the Pearly Gates as there is so many cans, it's like they are seeing heaven because they need cans, which Cody says he got it as Junior then says "Look at all these cans Cody!", which Cody says it's a lot of cans as Junior then says he thinks it's enough cans to get all the toys he's wanting as he lists Thomas and the Brandy and Mr. Whiskers DVD box set, but Coody says they also have enough cans to get Ken, which Junior says he's not going to waste 10 cans to get Ken as he says Ken's 10 cans, Thomas is 20 cans, the Brandy and Mr. Whiskers DVD box set is 10 cans, and the Tech Decks are probably 5 cans each as he then says he's not going to waste 10 cans on Ken, but Cody says he already has so many Thomases that he doesn't need another one, but Junior says he's already had so much Ken, he doesn't need him anymore, which Cody says there's only one Ken, which causes an argument between Junior and Cody, which goes on for some time until Chef Pee Pee comes in and asks Junior what's he doing in his pantry, which Junior corrects him, saying it's technically his dad's pantry, but Chef Pee Pee corrects Junior back, saying it's technically his pantry since he cleans up the whole house while his dad sits on his ass, watching TV. Junior says ok as Chef Pee Pee then asks again what he's doing in his pantry, which Junior tells Chef Pee Pee that the school is having a can food drive, and he was gonna donate all their cans of food to the school, which upsets Chef Pee Pee as he tells Junior he's not donating cans to "Dirty hand, grubby ass, disgusting brats", which Cody says sorry to Joseph as Junior then tells Chef Pee Pee if they donate 20 cans of food, he'll get a bunch of toys, but Chef Pee Pee gets shocked about hearing "20 cans" as he says "That's 20 meals, 20 full-ass bellies" as he then says he is not donating 20 cans as he has toys upstairs, meaning he doesn't need to donate cans, but Junior tells Chef Pee Pee there's a brand new, in-the-box Thomas, and a Brandy and Mr. Whiskers DVD box set. but Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't care about "No damn whiskers" as he then tells Junior to get out of his pantry, which Junior tells Cody that Chef Pee Pee clearly never seen the show as Chef Pee Pee then tells Junior again to get out of his pantry, which disappoints Junior as he says "Okay" in a sad tone as He, Cody, and Joseph then leave the pantry.
At the Red Couch, Junior tells Cody and Joseph that he wanted the cans, which Cody says he really wanted Ken back. Junior is surprised about what Cody said as he says "Wow Cody, you're so selfish and self-centered, all you do is think about yourself", which Joseph agrees with Cody as he says he's not starving and hungry like him, and Chef Pee Pee didn't roast his ass as Junior then says all's he trying to do is donate food for Joseph, but Cody claims that he just wants to donate cans because he wants five toys, which Junior denies that, saying he would donate the food even if he wasn't getting toys, but Cody says it's a lie as he claims that he never donated anything in his life, which shocks Junior as he tells Cody that he's flabbergasted by what he said as he says he donated so much stuff in his life, and people used to call him "Donor man", which Cody questions it as he says "Donor man?", which Junior says yeah as he asks Joseph if people call him that, which Joseph says yeah and he's heard someone call him "Donor man" before. Cody then says "Okay Donor man, what have you donated?", which Junior thinks and says he uses public bathrooms. Cody asks how it is donating, which Junior says instead of peeing in the toilet, he pees all over the seat, and he gives a janitor a job as he then says "I'm like Donald Trump, I create jobs". Cody questions this, saying "What, you donate piss to a public toilet?", which Junior says he does as he explains that if he uses the toilet normally, the janitor would have nothing to clean, but he purposely pees all over the toilet seat and ground so that the janitor has something to clean up, but Cody says it sounds like he's making a janitor hate his life, which Junior claims that the janitor doesn't hate his life, he loves his life and he loves cleaning things as he says that's why he's a janitor, but Cody doesn't think so as he says he doesn't think he's a janitor because he loves cleaning, he thinks he just wants money. Junior then continues on with this conversation, which goes on for some time until Cody says they just need the cans so that he can get Ken back, which Junior says he would give him cans, but Chef Pee Pee won't let him grab the cans as he then wishes they could just break into the pantry, which Cody questions this as he says it doesn't even have a lock on it, it's his pantry, and he could just wait for Chef Pee Pee to fall asleep and then go in and take the cans, but Junior says he knows that Chef Pee Pee doesn't sleep at night: he stays up, watching Telenovela, which Cody says yeah as Joseph then says he loves it and they always end with "To be continued", which Junior says yeah as he then says Chef Pee Pee watches the show and he'll see them if they try to go in the pantry. Cody asks what do they do, which Junior says they can try to distract him as he says one of them tries to get him out of kitchen, and then they can grab the cans as he then says "I got an idea follow me", which Cody and Joseph follows Junior as they then leave the Red Couch.
The video cuts to Junior, telling Cody and Joseph his idea, which is he will throw a glass bottle at the ground, and when it shatters, Chef Pee Pee will hear it and come running. Junior tells Joseph he wants him to lay in the glass, and when Chef Pee Pee shows up, he's going to be like "What happened", which he's going to say that Joseph got hit in the head with the glass bottle and he has to do CPR on him, and while Chef Pee Pee is doing CPR on Joseph, he needs Cody to go in the pantry and grab all the food. Cody says ok, but says he wants Chef Pee Pee to do CPR on him as he asks if he can lay in the glass and then Joseph goes and gets the cans, but Junior says it doesn't matter who gets the cans as he then says if he wants to lay in the glass, he can, which Cody says okay as he then asks Junior if he can tell Chef Pee Pee that there was a rattlesnake in it when he threw it, and it bit him in the wiener and asshole, and he's going to need to suck the venom out of there. Junior says ok as Cody then asks Junior to also tell Chef Pee Pee that the rattlesnake bit his belly as in a bunch of little bites all over his belly, so he's going to need to suck on that all the way down, and suck the venom out of his wiener and asshole, which Junior says ok as Cody tells Junior to make sure he tells him that, and especially make sure he tells him to suck the venom out of his wiener and asshole as that's where most of the bites were, and then there were a lot of little bites on his belly so he mostly just gets it out of his wiener and asshole. Junior tells him okay and he'll do that as Cody then tells Junior to make sure to do that, which Junior says he will as Cody says "Don't forget, and if you remember one, I prefer the asshole", which this continues for some time until Junior says he's about to throw it as he then counts from three, and then throws the glass bottle, which the glass bottle doesn't break, which Chef Pee Pee hears it and asks Junior what was that about as he says that he knows not to throw stuff in the house as he says he could of broken it. Junior looks at Cody and tells him he should of checked to see where Chef Pee Pee was before they threw it, which Cody says he should have as he then says "Now he's not going to suck my ass", which shocks Chef Pee Pee as he says "What suck what!?'. Junior tells Chef Pee Pee he was trying to shatter the bottle, and he wanted to make a mess and get in trouble, which Chef Pee Pee tells Junior he's not supposed to break stuff and he's going to tell his dad, which Junior says "I do think you should go all the way upstairs and tell my dad", which Chef Pee Pee asks if he wants an ass whooping, which Junior says he does and he thinks he should go tell his dad what he was trying to do, and he should go through the whole alphabet, A through Z, and each letter, think of a word how he would describe him, which impresses Chef Pee Pee as he says it's a good idea and that's the smartest thing he's ever said as he says he could be very clever with his words as he then goes upstairs, saying "Braxton!". Junior then tells Cody and Joseph to go grab the cans, which Cody says ok as they then rush into the pantry, which Junior says "All right guys, grab as many can as you can, hold the bag Cody", which Joseph grabs the cans and puts them in the bag while Cody holds the bag, which Cody tells Junior that he really liked the plan, and he wished it would worked out as he then says he really liked the part he came up with where the snake bit his wiener and asshole, which Joseph stops and says "Dude nobody's licking your ass, shut up", but Cody tells Joseph he said suck, not lick as Junior then tells Joseph to continue grabbing the cans, which Joseph does so as Cody then tells Junior he really wished it would have worked and he wished he would suck his wiener and asshole, which Joseph stops again and says they got the cans as they then leave the pantry.
Outside of the pantry, Junior tells Cody and Joseph, who is holding the bag of cans to run "this way" as he points, but Chef Pee Pee asks Junior where he's going with his cans. Junior tells him they're leaving with the cans, which Chef Pee Pee says "Oh no, the hell you not, off my dead body", but Junior says they're leaving with the cans, and they're taking them to the school, which Chef Pee Pee tells him he's going to be a "dead man" if he leaves with his cans as Cody then tells Chef Pee Pee that a snake bit his wiener and asshole, and he needs him to suck the venom out, but Junior tells Cody to stop and nobody's going to do that but Cody tells him he's getting something out of it as Junior then tells Chef Pee Pee they are going to leave with the cans, and he's going to get the toys, but Chef Pee Pee says no and he's going to be 6 feet under it as he then notices Cody and Joseph are gone, which he asks where they went, which Junior tells Chef Pee Pee it was part of his plan as he explains while he was distracting him in his face, they ran out of the front door as he then laughs, but Cody says "Actually, we're right here" as he says he had to tie his shoe, which Joseph helped him with that, which Chef Pee Pee laughs and says "You ain't leaving nowhere", only for Junior to punch him in the face, and yells out "Run!" as Junior, Joseph, and Cody then runs out, with the bag of cans. The video then cuts to Junior, tells Jackie Chu they brough a bunch of cans as Cody and Joseph sits down the bag of cans. Jackie Chu asks if they want a toy from the toy box, which Junior says "Yes we do" as Cody goes into the toy box, saying "Hold on, let me grab Ken first", which he digs into the toy box and notices Ken isn't there, so he asks Jackie Chu "Where is that thing you took from me earlier?", which Jackie Chu says some kid took it after he turned it a lot of green beans, which he points to the tower of canned green beans, which Cody says "What!?" as he turns around and sees Jeffy, playing with Ken, which he says "Hey Mr. Barbie Doll Man, ready to go in my poop pipe" as he then tries to shove it up his ass, which Cody sees it and says "Jeffy, that's what I wanted to do".
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Penelope
- Jackie Chu
- Ken
- Chef Pee Pee
- Jeffy
- Bully
- Buzz Lightyear
- Thomas
- Braxton (mentioned)
- Donald Trump (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 9 years after "Bowser Junior's Clown Car!" and a decade after "Bowser Junior's Punishment!".
- This is the second KEN series episode in 2025, following "Kenzel Washington!".
- This marks yet another time Cody had his angry eyelids on. with others being "Cody's New Friend!" "Junior's Valentine's Day Gift!" "Jeffy's Diss Track!" "Cody's Stolen Penny!" "Junior Goes To Jupiter!" and "The Grinch Happy Meal!".
- This is also the first time Cody had his angry eyelids in 2025.
- This is Buzz Lightyear and Thomas's first appearance in 2025
- This is Buzz Lightyear's first appearance since The Alien Attack!
- This is Thomas's first appearance since Jeffy's YES Day!
Errors[]
- In the thumbnail, Jackie Chu is wearing his crown, even though it has been 2 years since it was broken in "The Broken Crown!".
- At 2:08-3:00, 3:11, and 3:49 when Junior and his friends are in the pantry, you can see some ghosting images.
Poll[]
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