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"I'm the Brooklyn firefighter and also a part-time police officer." | ||
— Brooklyn Guy introducing himself to Mario for the first time in "Mario The Gangsta."
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"Hey there, did somebody call a (insert job here)?" | ||
— Brooklyn Guy arriving in a situation involving him.
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Brooklyn The Guy, known mainly as Brooklyn T. Guy or simply Brooklyn Guy, is a main character in the SML series. He is the older brother of Jonathan, the husband of Karen, and the father of Penelope. He also had a son who was shot and killed by Duggie (formerly Black Yoshi) but his name is unknown. He is known to have almost every job in the SML universe. He is also the son of Mr. Guy and Barbara Guy. His dad has only made his first and last appearance in Brooklyn Guy's Dad.
Originally, it was stated that the T was not a middle name, and it didn't stand for anything. However, in Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!, it was revealed the T is in fact a middle name that stands for "The", making his full name Brooklyn The Guy. This is reinforced in Brooklyn Guy's Tax Fraud! where Uncle Sam calls Brooklyn Guy by his full name. This was also truly believed because there were famous people of the past, such as presidents with some letters in their legal name which truly meant absolutely nothing.
He used to be a recurring character from 2014 to mid-2016. However, as of late 2016 to onwards, he keeps getting a bunch more episodes as the show’s progress. Between 2018 & 2019, he surpassed Rosalina in importance in Mario/Jeffy videos due to Chilly Jimenez having a petty dispute with her actress, Elaina Keyes. Brooklyn T. Guy has also seemed to have gained a more greedy-bribe type of persona compared to earlier appearances where he was more serious. After the SML episode "Black Yoshi's Big Bamboozle!", Brooklyn T. Guy appeared in videos as FaceTime calls or was absent since his actor was defending himself and his family from COVID-19. However, ever since August 20, 2020, he has returned from quarantine.
Brooklyn's first puppet was used from 2011 to 2015, before being replaced by a permanent puppet in Mario the Gangsta. It was used up until Brooklyn Guy's Makeover! and onward after the previous puppet was showing signs of aging as the puppet's hair was balding away, resulting in the bald spot that was on the back of his head.
When his partner Simmons was injured while they were both chasing Mr. Meaner, Brooklyn Guy's boss Chief hired a dog to work with Brooklyn Guy, Officer Cuddlesworth, once they caught a few criminals, Brooklyn and Cuddlesworth were both promoted. He secondly had another dog but this time in the fire department he was of course, of a dalmatian named Puppo who sooner almost got kidnapped by Cruella but was thankfully swapped out for Craig The Devil's dog Mr. Cuddles.
Personality
Brooklyn T. Guy's personality may vary by the videos he appears in. Most commonly, he is shown to be sarcastic, and easily gets annoyed by the other characters.
He shows characteristics of being an average guy, laid back most of the time, and has some humor.
However, Brooklyn Guy has been shown to sometimes be rude to others, like in Bowser's House Fire! when he yells at Junior and Chef Pee Pee that he doesn’t have a fire truck or a fire hose or a Dalmatian, so he uses their water hose. He also occasionally makes bad decisions, as shown in his debut appearance.
In "The Grilled Cheese" and "The Pizza Delivery!", he makes completely stupid and nonsensical jokes while maniacally laughing, and in "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!", he thinks of intelligent ways to deal with things.
Sometimes of these personalities can mix together, as shown in "Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!"
He has shown some disrespect to women as he mostly insults them and criticizes them to the point of them leaving him, such as in The Date! when Sparkle broke up with him after he had insulted her. In many episodes, especially in more recent videos, he is shown to be more perverted and more sexual with women and with other things, as he has to shown to want to have sex with any woman other than his own wife and ex-wife, whom he hates with a passion. In "Jeffy's Jellyfish!" and "The Dalmatian!", he has shown to be into zoophilia, as he is shown to put peanut butter on his crotch so his dog can lick it, and when he searched up jellyfish, he saw a picture of a man having sex with a jellyfish and, while initially disturbed and disgusted at it, he screenshot it for later. In "Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location", it's implied that he's also in objectophilia, as he said to have had sex with Ballora, a female robot, and that he's attracted to the robot.
In "Brooklyn Guy Gets Cheated On!", he is shown to be hypocritical, as when Karen admits to cheating (playing board games) and Brooklyn takes it as she slept with other men, he becomes furious at her, despite Brooklyn cheating on Karen every chance he can get. He also sees no wrong in cheating on her, as he claims that he's the man of the house and has needs, and therefore has the right to do so.
While he has many jobs, he does not take most of them seriously. One of his reoccurring traits is to focus on completely minor and trivial things when there is something much bigger and more important going on. Sometimes he will even stop everything and force everyone to care about what he thinks matters at the moment, rather than do anything productive.
He stays at Mario's house in Jeffy's Sleepover! just to avoid stopping a shooting at a gas station, he does poor to mediocre work as a doctor and complains about his daily life instead of doing his job. He also does not get along well with employees like Tommy, as he fires him for 'snitching' on Savannah who stole money from the cash register at Jimmy John's.
In "Brooklyn Guy The Liar!", he says that as a cop, he's racist to African Americans and racially profiles them all of the time. This is later shown "The Acorn!", as he ignores a white murderer that he sees, but he instead stops and arrests Charleyyy (who was just going for a jog) because he was black, felt no remorse for being racist, and was genuinely surprised to learn that cops were not supposed to be racist.
At Disney World, he dresses up as Mickey Mouse and holds a free cart of a plush Pluto, which Junior takes away. The real Mickey kills him and lets him flat line in the hotel's refrigerator.
In Bowser Junior's 21st Birthday!, it was revealed that Brooklyn Guy is a workaholic. He states that he doesn't know either if it's because if he likes working, or if he just wants to stay away from his wife, Karen.
He has also shown to be greedy, selfish and inconsiderate, like stealing Jeffy's birthday party, Goodman's watch and bribing people. In more recent videos, his greed only grew worse, as seen in "The Broken Crown!" where he sells Jackie Chu's family crown for a million dollars without his permission, and in "Junior Goes To The Moon!" when he spent NASA's entire budget just to get legs, which both just get taken from when their owners find out. His selfish side is also shown in "Jeffy's 20th Birthday!", as while Jeffy was revealing his traumatic childhood to Marvin, Rose and Brooklyn, while Rose and Marvin felt sympathy for Jeffy, Brooklyn was more upset that no one remembered his own birthday and was eating Jeffy's cake while Jeffy told them about his childhood. and in the Jeffy Ball Z series, after Jeffy worked hard to collect all the Dragon Balls, Brooklyn would go and steal his wish 3 times, and felt no remorse for what he did until his actions led to his, Rose's and Marvin's deaths, and even after Jeffy brought them back, he tries to justify his actions despite betraying them in the first place.
He doesn't act his age in some episodes, and he even pins the blame on Mario for the death of Harambe in Jeffy Goes To The Zoo! These types of acts have ruined Brooklyn T Guy's reputation and respect. He is also shown to be more cowardly in multiple situations, including on the job and is more than willing to force others to take hits that were meanr for him. This shown in "President Marvin!" where as a Secret Service agent, he was supposed to protect Marvin at any cost, who was running for president at the time, but when Clarissa got tired of Brooklyn and went to shoot him, he fled and got Marvin shot instead, and later accused Marvin of being selfish, when in reality Brooklyn was the selfish one for letting Marvin get shot.
Despite his flaws, Brooklyn Guy has been known to play the hero and shown to have some kind heart in some videos such as The Secret Door! when he shot his evil twin brother, Does Bad Things Guy who was attempting to murder Rosalina. He does help Mario and Jeffy on occasions which makes him a helpful individual, although most of the time he doesn't really makes the situation any better, matter fact sometimes worse.
He sometimes simps for Jimmy Butler until in Brooklyn Guy's Depression! where Jimmy lost the NBA finals Brooklyn Guy became depressed and he ended his love for Jimmy. He later went to be a hater for the next year, and after seeing how he played that year, Brooklyn tried to help him, showing that he still deep down wanted Jimmy to be a basketball player. But after failing, he decided to shoot Jimmy to move on from him.
It's revealed in The Power Outage! that Brooklyn Guy doesn't know what he's doing unless he's wearing one of his job outfits, for example, he doesn't know how to fix lights if he's not wearing his electrician outfit.
Personality Traits
- Sarcastic
- Comedic
- Childish
- Random
- Helpful
- Witty
- Grouchy
- Selfish
- Ditzy
- Smart
- Happy-go-lucky (sometimes)
- Hardworking
- Forgetful
- Gullible
- Competitive
- Laid-back
- immature (sometimes)
- Funny
- Friendly
- Kind
- Greedy
- Cruel
- Rude
- Misogynistic
- Easily annoyed
- Perverted
- Petty
- Burglarious (sometimes)
Physical Appearance
Brooklyn T. Guy is a human puppet with tan skin, a orange, small, oval shaped mustache; blue eyes; and orange hair. When he's not on the job he's wearing a black shirt with short sleeves. He also has no legs. Since he's the exact same size of Chef Pee Pee, he is 5'11 and weights 140-170 Pounds.
History
Brooklyn T. Guy was born on August 21, 1977, in Brooklyn, New York. He is one of the many sons of Barbara Guy and his unnamed father. His father owned “Brooklyn's Deli” which he named after him. He had two identical triplet brothers named Does Bad Things Guy and Doctor Me born on the same day as Mr. Plane Crash Guy, and an annoying younger brother named Jonathan Guy. It is implied that he comes from potential Arab descent as his brother “Plane Crash Guy” died on September 11th, 2001, as a result of hijacking the planes and crashing them into the twin towers. In his childhood, he was a nose picker, and was made fun of by the other students in his elementary school. This caused him to have an imaginary friend, Booger.
As a kid, Brooklyn was never allowed to swim in a lake by his father who was paranoid that a monster would kill him, telling him “Nah boy, there’s a monster up that lake he gonna cut you up”.
He also attended Wedgewood Middle School, and he dreamed to be an astronaut. His sixth-grade science teacher said he was not going to be anything in life, because he was playing with his pencil during class, pretending it was a spaceship. He also jammed his pinky when he was playing basketball in 8th grade gym class.
When he was 16, he and his father robbed a bank to pay off Brooklyn’s previous 45 speeding ticket, an act Brooklyn Guy would still remember.
He also attended Long Dongs High School, which got renamed to "Billy Bowling Hands Memorial High School" after the death of Billy Bowling Hands. During his high school days, he was part of the Huskys, but he never made the team because he broke his shin in his first try, causing Him to cry. The coach felt sorry for him and let him keep the jersey. He also Got bullied a lot in high school, with some of his bullies being Trevor, Travis, Trent, Billy Bowling Hands, and Candy Randy.
During his freshman year on St. Patrick's day, after he pinched his entire class, he then decided to pinch his sex ed teacher, Mrs. Thiccums on her "Back Door", as he didn't see her wear green. After he did, Mrs. Thiccums told him to go to the principal's office, but Brooklyn protested, saying that she wasn't wearing green. She then said she was wear green, and then pulled her pants down in front of Brooklyn and showed him her green thong to prove it. This led to Brooklyn getting suspended for 2 weeks, Mrs. Thiccums getting arrested for mooning her class, and Brooklyn developing a pinching addiction from the whole experience.
During his senior year, Brooklyn was playing a game called kick ball. After someone had kicked a ball to him, he thought it was an obstacle and ran to the guy kicking balls at him, and kicked him in the balls. Brooklyn Guy then grew an addiction to kicking people in the balls, and did it to everyone in PE, even his own teacher, earning the nickname “Ball Buster Brooklyn”. He then went to the principals office, and kicked his principal in the balls, after hearing that he had been suspended. The cops then arrived, and Brooklyn Guy kicked them in the balls. He was then sent to jail, and kicked the photographer in the balls. After being sent to his cell, he kicked his cellmate in the balls. He was then sent to the electric chair, and he kicked Judge Pooby, the executor in the balls. After that, Brooklyn Guy's parents had been called. His father then grounded Brooklyn Guy for kicking people in the balls, so Brooklyn Guy kicked his Dad in the balls. He was then sent to a therapist to find out why he was kicking people in the balls, and Brooklyn Guy kicked his therapist in the balls. He was then sent in a mental institution, with tied up arms, but he kept kicking people in the balls either way. His legs were then tied up. Everyone that Brooklyn Guy had kicked, including Bill Clinton, had decided to amputate Brooklyn Guy's legs.
Sometime before graduating high school, his father was caught having an affair with a 19-year-old girl which would lead to Barbara divorcing him. This would be the last time Brooklyn Guy would see his father in years.
When he was a senior in high school, he paid fifteen dollars for a candy gram for kids from the Glee club to sing to Katie Knockers with the Big Ham Hockers and to give her a note saying he liked her. However, Dyslexic Dylan accidentally wrote the wrong name and it was given to Debra. She never left Brooklyn alone after that. Brooklyn's mother, Barbara Guy thought Debra was pregnant because of how fat she was and made Brooklyn marry her.
After graduating high school in 1996, he took six months of community college and earned a master's degree. After that he served in the military and was a purple heart recipient, until he was discharged because of his allergy for fresh cut grass. He would later move to Florida and become work buddies with Simmons.
In the late 1990s, he married Debra in the Wales of Honolulu. During the wedding, the people there often confused her for a whale. He didn't bother carrying her for the wedding photo, saying he likes his back. They had one son and one daughter. He divorced her years later, because she cheated on him in a walmart parking lot with a bunch of guys.
He later married Karen. When he was married to her, he became more sarcastic and bored. He tried to break up with her, but she took half of his stuff, and they got back together. She would often cheat on him multiple times.
Sometime in 2010, he met Mario, who he helps out often, and they became really close friends over time.
On year later in 2011, where he made his debut in Stuck in a Tree as a firefighter.
In 2015, Brooklyn Guy became a full-time police officer, due to Mr. Goodman retiring as he became very greedy and rich.
As of today, he is now a many-jobs guy and spends his days taking day offs, helping Marvin (Mario) and being forced to deal with his wife, Karen. Katie Knockers with the Big Ham Hockers from his high school turns out to be a supermodel now.
In 2024, he got a makeover from Gay Tony, Chef Pee Pee's cousin, to have his hair back, and legs. However after trying to dump Karen for a stripper, a Russian, who also loved the stripper, broke into his house and cut off his legs.
This in reality was because Brooklyn T. Guy's puppet was replaced with a stunt double due to the condition of the one from 2014.
Quotes
- "Hey there! Did somebody call a doctor?"
- "YOU CALLED A DOCTOR FOR HICCUPS?!!!"
- "Alright. What seems to be the problem?"
- "I was like, "BITCH ASS ____!" And then I started throwing haymakers."
- "BITCH ASS ____!"
- "You're coming with me."
- "SHIT! SHIT, I SAY! SHIT!"
- "Trick or treat, smell the feet I don't have because I'm a puppet, give me something good to eat... c-c-candy!"
- "SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" (Jeffy's New Shoes!, Black Yoshi's Chicken Sandwich! & Bowser Junior's Pink Bib!)
- "Woah! He's going 115mph! Alright, I'm pulling him over! WEE WOO!"
- "Thank you for calling Long John's Pizza, what can I DO you for today?"
- "I heard somebody wanted to get SHOT!"
- "Sparkle, I love you! I need you! I stole this Lamborghini, so that you'll talk to me. And maybe, give me your boobies." (Singing his love song to Sparkle.)
- "Booger wasn't stolen.......he was SOLD! YESS! YES! OH YEAH! CAN YOU FEEL THAT BUDDY-HUH-HUH-HUH? CAN YOU FEEL THAT!? I have excursed the demons...this house is clear. Looser? LOOSER! LA-HOO-ZE-HER!"
- "Hey there! Somebody FaceTimed a doctor?" (During the pandemic when Pooby was quaratined.)
- "Another sad face!"
- "Negative happy face."
- "He's right! I'm a fraud!"
- “Alright, Jeffy. In this picture, do you see a BIG FAT BITCH?”
- “My ex-wife does the same thing! You guys are meant for each other!”
- "PENELOPE!!"
- ”That doesn’t matter now cause you’re hot!”
- Jonathan, you're 32 years old.
- "Hey there! You called the police?”
- ”BAAAAAAAAAAA! You hear that? Because he’s the GOAT!
- "No, I left, because it was a shitshow, the casket busted open, Jonathan was insane, my French fries were cold!”
- ”THIS IS HELL, I AM IN HELL!” (Brooklyn Guy losing it in “Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!”)
- "Lead the way, pissface."
- "I’m looking at you, Mr. Mustache. People with moustaches are clearly rapists!"
- "OH GOD, HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE M WORD!"
- "I don't see any gas stations in this fucking field, do you?"
- "Oh hey! You're not dead! How the hell did that happen?"
- "Oh man, Simmons, I feel bad, but you must feel worse because you fucking suck at shooting. This was entirely your fault."
- "Am I a stripper?"
- "Yeah, is that racial slur breathing, or what?" (AmeriKEN!: In response to Joseph saying the 'N' word, since Brooklyn can't say it.)
- "Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back- CHIIILIIIII'S Baby back ribs! Barbecue sauce."
- "Hambeagea." (French pronunciation of "hamburger".)
- "GO HEAT!!"
- "GO CHIEFS!!"
- "Who the hell is Zack?"
- "I'm the problem, where's the doctor?"
- "I'm a messy boy."
- "Jinkies!" (Jeffy Loses His Head!)
- “Suck it, Babs!” (The Funeral!)
- "Alright, you're going to jail for a long time!"
- "I'm a grower, not a shower"
- "NO! FUCK YOU!" (To Rose in Brooklyn Guy's Early Christmas!)
- "Bonesaw is ready!"
- "You're going nowhere! I've got you in here for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!"
- "Hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina- Pow! Right in the kisser!" (Whenever he has sex.)
- "You're not gonna be thanking me when you get my bill." (Jeffy Gets Glasses!)
- "Bond?! James Bond!."
- ”Ouch! That sucks! Yeah I got stung by a jellyfish one time.”
- ”I remember it just like it was this summer, but it was last summer.”
Education
Brooklyn T. Guy has 1 doctorate, 7 master's degrees, 9 bachelor's degrees, and 3 associate degrees.
Despite being a doctor, he has stated that he never went to medical school and that the only education he had after high school was six months of community college.[1][2]
This may be untrue, as he revealed that he attended 13 years of art school before dropping out to become a firefighter in Bowser's House Fire!
Relationships
Marvin
In earlier videos, Brooklyn Guy didn't really care for Marvin and his shenanigans. He would frequently get annoyed with Marvin for calling him about almost everything, often snarking about the situation at hand and Marvin's poor job at handling it. They could be cordial at times, but nothing more.
Later episodes, on the other hand, depict the two as closer acquaintances, especially on Brooklyn's side. Compared to his disdainful attitude against most other characters (Karen, Jonathan, Rose, Jeffy), Brooklyn is shown to actually desire Marvin's company. They still can have their arguments, as both can get a little mean when it comes to the others immaturity or money. Still, the two are shown to generally be good companions.
Status: Best Friends
Simmons
Brooklyn and Simmons are shown to work together pretty well. The two are partners in the police force, but even outside of that, Brooklyn will often enlist Simmons if he ever needs help with anything. Furthermore, Brooklyn will mourn whenever Simmons meets a gruesome demise.
That's not to say their relationship is perfect, however. They can get frustrated with each other, and even can run into competition like in "The Cop Bet!" Also not helping matters is Simmons having flings with Brooklyn's despised mother Barbara. These things aside, the two are generally partners in crime and will lend each other a helping hand when needed.
Status: Close Friends
Karen
Brooklyn makes it clear that he resents being stuck in a relationship with her. This is primarily because of how loud, ditzy and incompetent she is, hindering her from getting any jobs while Brooklyn has to juggle several of them, as "The Life of Brooklyn Guy!" highlights.
On the flip side, Brooklyn has shown he is not much better as a spouse. While Karen will at least try to be supportive, Brooklyn Guy is openly uncaring towards her and insults her regularly. "Bowser Junior's Wings!" implies he is physically abusive as well. At worst, he'll celebrate her death or try to kill her himself.
However, their relationship is similar to Jeffy and Marvin's or Junior and Chef Pee Pee's relationship. Brooklyn Guy has shown some care towards Karen, such as the end of Brooklyn Guy's New Wife!. He is also shown to be a little protective of Karen, as seen whenever Jonathan tries to flirt with her. Brooklyn Guy has been shown to get along with Karen as of recent. The relationship has changed from a hateful one on Brooklyn's side, to more of a toleration.
Status: Spouses (Frenemies on Brooklyn's Side)
Penelope
Penelope is Brooklyn T. Guy's daughter; however, she seems to hate him and claims that he is never there for her and apparently, along with her brother, lives with her mother. She is also unappreciative of how he has to work as Brooklyn reminds her that he has to work hard and provide checks to her mother. Despite being a little neglectful to her, Brooklyn Guy really loves cares and is very protective of his daughter, to the point he would flat out kill whoever threatens her, like Billy. Although, in "Brooklyn Guy The Liar!" it is revealed that he does not always love her all that much and that he sometimes regrets having her as she is a constant reminder to him of his ex-wife, Debra. In "Jeffy's 19th Birthday!" though, until he finds out that she survived, he is heartbroken and distraught over Penelope being by killed Nancy, and kills Nancy to get revenge for her killing his daughter.
Status: Daughter/Estranged
Barbara Guy
Barbara absolutely hates her son, and the feeling is mutual on Brooklyn's end. In “Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!,” it’s mentioned that Brooklyn Guy, or “Brooky,” hasn’t seen his mother in 10 years. She expresses so much hate for her son, she will disparag him any and every time she brings up his name. Her hatred of him is so great that when he was chocking on food, she ignored him and focused on Jonathan instead, and only wanted him to get her alcohol when he left the house.
Also, in “The Funeral!,” she faked her own death to see if Brooklyn Guy would care about her. However, he didn’t. At the low-budget funeral, he yells “Suck, it Babs!” At her. However, Brooklyn Guy had good reasons for being reluctant to come to Barbara’s funeral. Barbara gave nothing to Brooklyn Guy in her will. In the same episode is it revealed why Brooklyn Guy hated his mother, due to the trauma she put him through as a kid, abusing him both physically and emotionally. He also told Karen that Barbara told him that she would not come to his funeral if he died.
In “Brooklyn Guy's Switch!,” she was revealed to have a “I HATE BROOKY! Pledge” that she does with Jonathan every day.
The closest thing she has done to showing Brooklyn appreciation was in “Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!,” where Jonathan mentioned her liking him and Brooklyn Guy singing about smelling fingers. Still, we have yet to see a positive one on one interaction with the two.
Status: Mother/Enemies
Jonathan
Just like Barbara Guy, Brooklyn Guy considers Jonathan a burden for a number of reasons, primarily his perversion and invasiveness. Brooklyn can get so annoyed that he'll beat Jonathan up, like in"Brooklyn Guy's Switch!"
In "No Nut November!" Jonathan records Brooklyn Guy eating a donut in the bathroom. Jonathan says he was trying record ladies in the bathroom. Jonathan then starts blackmailing Brooklyn Guy. At the end, it was revealed that Jonathan wasn't actually recording him. and that made Brooklyn Guy mad.
In "Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!," Jonathan shows his love for Karen and therefore starts to flirt with her. He even records her in the bathroom, which made Brooklyn Guy mad. He eventually gets so mad, he and Karen leave.
Jonathan and Brooklyn Guy act like somewhat frenemies in "Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!." Jonathan applied for an internship at the hospital. Because of a constant "Dr. Pepper" joke, they got sued for $30,000,000 or else they would go to jail. Jonathan suggests that Brooklyn Guy makes a rap song. Brooklyn Guy seems to rely on Jonathan for stuff. For example, in Milkshaken. Jonathan had a Ken doll for Brooklyn Guy to give to Cody. And in Jeffy's Piercing! Jonathan mentions that Brooklyn Guy was sick, and he is taking his place. And since he pretty much likes every girl he encounters, he flirts with Rose.
Overall, Brooklyn's relationship with his younger brother is far from perfect. Still, their capability of working with each other proves it isn't an entirely negative one like it is with Barbara.
Status: Siblings/Frenemies
Chief
Brooklyn Guy's relationship with his boss seems to be strictly business, given the Chief's no-nonsense demeanor. He is often one to show disapproval of Brooklyn Guy's actions, as it will reflect negatively of his department, and will use his position to enforce what he wants his men to do even if they disagree.
At the same time, the boss does seem to care about his subordinates and expresses disappointments in a way that shows he knows they can do better. Such an example happens in "Pinch! Pinch! Pinch!" where he bemoans having to fire Brooklyn, but goes through with it anyway. Although he carries a stern attitude, he shown to possess fatherly attributes deep down.
Status: Employer
Bowser Junior
Before Season 9, Junior and Brooklyn T. Guy formerly had bad blood against each other. They usually get into big fights in the Home Alone series, and they didn’t like each other in the past years.
In Bowser Junior Goes To Military School!, Brooklyn T. Guy, as his full name was revealed, treated Junior and the other students badly, as they went through a dangerous course, as the other students were killed by an explosion, but Junior made it. Brooklyn T. Guy was impressed. Later, Junior was trapped and ate disgusting things, including nails, and was even forced to watch Big Hero 6, as Brooklyn Guy even burned Thomas. After military school, Junior was not the same.
In Bowser Junior's Package!, he jacked his Gak which caused him to get revenge on him for backstabbing him.
In Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!, he also stole Junior's winning lottery ticket and spent all the money.
However, this was in the older episodes. Later on, they seemed to get along, but in Jeffy's Kids!, Junior ate Puss Hole 1 and 2, so Jeffy called the cops. Brooklyn T. Guy then arrested him, calling him a “serial killer”, and he was taken off to jail. But after the release of 2 Tickets, they are now currently friends as their past as enemies are over.
Later on, as Junior starts dating Penelope, who is Brooklyn's daughter, he has shown at times to give him a hard time about dating her, as shown in "Junior's Valentine's Day Gift!" when he compares Penelope to her mother, saying that she'll grow up to be fat and cheat on Junior, and in "Chef Junior!", where he decides to not help Junior with his intestinal issues after remembering that Junior and Penelope were dating, possibly thinking that Penelope can do better than Junior.
Status: Friends (formerly Enemies)
Rose
It is very clear that Brooklyn Guy does not respect Rose as he constantly ignores, talks over, insults and belittles her to the point of even wanting Marvin to divorce her, claiming it will "set him free." Although they are seen laughing at jokes together in "Jeffy Loses His Head!"
Status: Neutral/Enemies
Officer Cuddlesworth
Initially, once Cuddlesworth was partnered with Brooklyn T. Guy, the latter showed hostility towards the former, insulting him and refusing to work with him. However, a while after their first patrol, Brooklyn saw the good in Officer Cuddlesworth and regretted what he said.
Status: Friends
Jimmy Butler
Originally, Brooklyn T. Guy loved the Miami Heat basketball team, more importantly, Jimmy Butler. Brooklyn T. Guy would go as far as to abandon his supposedly kidnapped daughter in "Penelope Gets Taken!" just so he could watch the Miami Heat play, only going to look for her in the end when the news interrupted the game to report her missing. This continued until "Brooklyn Guy's Depression!" where Brooklyn T. Guy was disappointed with how little Jimmy Butler tried during a game, and the fact that he was starting his own coffee company and drinking it instead of practicing. Jimmy Butler appeared as his door, explaining how he was going easy on the opposing team because they haven't won a championship yet, and promises to do better next time, but he doesn't. At this point, he ended his love for Jimmy Butler and started crapping on him any chance he got for his performance, coffee, or his country music. Eventually, in "Brooklyn Guy Tries To Help!" Karen suggests trying to help Jimmy Butler and Brooklyn T. Guy does this by trying to help Jimmy Butler get over his strange coffee addiction, but to no avail. Eventually Brooklyn T. Guy decides it would be best to put Jimmy Butler out of his misery by shooting him in the back of the head while he was talking about different kinds of coffee.
Status: Enemies (On Brooklyn T. Guy's side)
Trivia
- As of the Human Puppet Era, Brooklyn T. Guy has become the most frequent character in SML, showing up in more episodes than any other character every year since. Brooklyn himself brought this up in "Boys Night Out!", stating he's in every video and that the series would crumble without him.
- He is the first character to appear in 100 videos within a year, doing so in 2023.
- He also appeared the most in 2018 and 2019. He only fell short in 2020 due to his actor being in quarantine throughout most of it.
- Brooklyn T. Guy is the only character to appear in almost every video.
- In "Junior's Valentine's Day Gift!", it's revealed that Barbara forced him to marry Debra.
- In Jeffy's Jellyfish!, it was revealed that he loves tonsils and bullying people who don't have them.
- Brooklyn Guy's role may draw inspiration from characters in media that share the same concept of having numerous jobs.
- Brooklyn Guy is portrayed by a Melissa and Doug firefighter puppet. However, it seems to be modified.
- He is cast member Anthony Miller's favorite character, and a contender for Logan's favorite character alongside Cody.
- In his early appearances, it was implied that his character was used to represent several people with different jobs, as he typically didn't recognize the main characters from video to video. In later videos, it has been established that the person who shows up at the house is always Brooklyn T. Guy and he simply has a lot of jobs. This was used as a plot point in "The Secret Door!"
- This is also the case with Mr. Goodman.
- Brooklyn T. Guy has lots of brothers, some of which are named after cities.
- Brooklyn T. Guy's current known brothers are:
- Does Bad Things Guy
- Does Good Things Guy
- Makes Bad Decisions Guy
- This Guy
- What Guy
- The Guy
- A Guy
- Chicago Guy
- Manhattan Guy
- San Francisco Guy
- Pittsburgh Guy
- Las Vegas Guy
- Miami Guy
- Philadelphia Guy
- Frank
- Family Guy
- Plane-Crash Guy
- Jonathan
- Doctor Me
- If counting up, one can find out that he has around 19 brothers.
- Brooklyn T. Guy's current known brothers are:
- It is revealed in Jeffy The Chiropractor! and Brooklyn Guy Gets Robbed! that Brooklyn Guy has ADHD.
- During his recent appearances, he was significantly smarter and shown to be sarcastic, especially when he gets annoyed by other characters. Although he's sometimes depicted as still being stupid.
- In his first appearance, he was played by Noah, an old friend of Logan. Eventually, though, Chris replaced Noah as Brooklyn T. Guy's actor in his second appearance.
- Brooklyn Guy married Debra in Hawaii.
- Brooklyn Guy's nationality remains unknown, but chances are he is Hispanic/Native American mixed with Irish.
- In "Bowser Junior Loses Thomas!," he claims that he doesn't have an actual name.
- Just like Goodman, Brooklyn Guy has a total of different jobs, with this role as a firefighter being his most notable job and his jobs as a cop and a doctor is his most commonly recurring jobs.
- "American Idol: Season 2, Episode 1" marks the first episode in which the Brooklyn Guy actually calls himself "the Brooklyn Guy." More recently, he refers to himself as "Brooklyn T. Guy."
- He states in "The 1UP!" that he was a drug user in his college days.
- He also states that he has been in an orgy before.
- In his earliest appearances, he had a strong New York Accent. However from Season 7 onward his accent transitioned into more of a general American accent. Reasoning of this is probably due to living in Florida for a long time.
- He implies that he is rather nonathletic. According to "Bowser Junior's Broccoli Problem!" he said that he once broke his shin and cried while trying out for football in high school. In the same video he says that he has no legs, something Chef Pee Pee has also said about himself.
- He can speak Spanish.[3]
- In "Meet the Cast: Chris", Brooklyn T. Guy said he doesn't have a name, but he has many brothers that can be any noun with Guy at the end like Family Guy.
- In "Jeffy's Bad Word!", he tells Mario that people with mustaches are rapists. However, he also has a mustache, but he likely said this claim as an exaggeration.
- Despite being friendly, he stars as an antagonist in some videos.
- Examples of these videos are "Home Alone", "Home Alone 2", "The Purge", "Turkey Tyranny!", "Bowser Junior Goes To Military School!", and "Bowser Junior Goes To Military School! Part 2".
- Arguably, his most antagonistic role was in both episodes of "Bowser Junior Goes to Military School!"
- Examples of these videos are "Home Alone", "Home Alone 2", "The Purge", "Turkey Tyranny!", "Bowser Junior Goes To Military School!", and "Bowser Junior Goes To Military School! Part 2".
- It is revealed that Brooklyn T. Guy has a strangulation fetish in "Jeffy's Brain!"
- If counting up, one can find out that he has around 18 brothers.
- He is the second character to get pranked by Chef Pee Pee with his “Nah it’s just me n****” gag, first being Bowser Junior.
- SML reactor The Dardo Project considers Brooklyn Guy one of his top favorite characters.
- In the episode Shrek's Coma!, he jokes about the videos not being realistic enough to make fun of critics, though critics never bashed on the realistic factor of the videos.
- He can shoot lasers from his eyes.
- In Junior's iPad! it is stated that just like Chef Pee Pee, he likes to eat his doughnuts naked.
- His birthday was revealed to be August 21 in "Jeffy's Birthday Wish!", which is also Jeffy's and Hansel's birthday.
- Brooklyn Guy is usually the only character that appears in all three types of videos (Junior, Jeffy, Black Yoshi/Shrek/older characters) often.
- He is implied to be pedophiliac, along with Chef Pee Pee.
- This is demonstrated in "Bowser Junior's Pet!", when he is in Junior's playroom without being called over, and in "SuperPowers 2", when he thinks about wanting to plow Junior, Cody, and Joseph, who is dead at the time, which suggests Brooklyn T. Guy may also be a necrophile. This was later revealed to be true in "Ghost Jeffy!"
- He has the most Nicktendo appearances.
- He is not a real doctor.[4]
- He used to play tee-ball as stated in "Bowser Junior's 7th Birthday!"
- In “Mario’s Family Moves Out!”, he states that he mains Diddy Kong in Super Smash Bros.
- Brooklyn Guy is implied to have had a relationship with someone named Cindy in the past. In "Bowser Junior's 7th Birthday!" he says, "How do you like me now Cindy?" after smashing Junior's piñata. It's possible that she was either an ex-wife or ex-girlfriend, she could've also been a girl he had feelings for he got rejected by.
- Brooklyn T. Guy has a new job, which is a second in command at Jimmy John's in "Jeffy Gets a Job!"
- It's revealed in "Jeffy Gets Chicken Pox!" that Brooklyn Guy likes elephants, as he says that he likes elephants to the point where he would go ahead and talk about elephants for a while.
- In "Jeffy's Birthday Surprise!" he tells Mario that he is turning 41 years old, meaning he was born in 1977.
- He is allergic to seafood.[9]
- In "Jeffy Gets Help!", it is revealed that he likes Tic Tac's, especially the orange ones.
- Brooklyn T. Guy is the second character whose life is always bad and never gets any breaks from his jobs, the first one being Chef Pee Pee.
- He has a Facebook account.[10]
- It is revealed in "Precious's Pillow Fort!", that he grew up in a foster home.
- It is revealed in "Jeffy's Biggest Fear!", that he hates the number 315,569,520 because it's the number of seconds he spent with his ex-wife.
- He likes the show Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.[11]
- It's revealed in Precious's Pillow Fort!, that he's allergic to fresh-cut grass, that he used to be in the military and was a Purple Heart recipient. However, he was discharged due to his allergy.
- In Black Yoshi's Call of Duty Modern Warfare! it is revealed that he is a fan of the Atlanta Falcons.
- Brooklyn Guy has a bald spot on the back of his head. Logan in a Chilly Vlog has confirmed that he has this because of him having to tape down his Police officer hat over and over which has caused the hair in the area his hat is taped to start wearing out. This bald spot was also lampshaded in a few SML videos.
- Brooklyn Guy has a yellow shirt which he wears on days he is happy, as seen in "The Life Of Brooklyn Guy!". He, however, is never able to wear this due to having multiple jobs and no fun days.
- He has 7 cents in his bank account due to his ex-wife taking everything.
- In "Black Yoshi's Big Bamboozle!", it's revealed that his credit card number is 5003-3859-2753-2940 and his security code is 572.
- He has a lot of Jobs like a Cop, Firefighter, Doctor, Pizza Delivery, and More.
- In the SML universe, Brooklyn T. Guy claimed that he came up with the idea for Burger King. However, his college roommate stole it, so in retaliation, Brooklyn T. Guy opened up Burger Queen.
- However, it is possible he is lying as David Edgerton founded Burger King in 1954 and Brooklyn Guy was born in 1977.
- Flushed Away! reveals he has Tinnitus.
- Brooklyn Guy can never fully and accurately recite the Miranda Rights. This is confirmed in multiple videos.
- He did his schooling in Wedgwood Middle School, located in Fort Worth, Texas. It is a few hundred (700) miles (1126 km) from Logan Thirtyacre's new house.
- In a Vlog on Chilly's channel, Logan revealed a prototype puppet for his ex-wife and Penelope's mother. The puppet looks very different from Debra in "Jeffy Gets Glasses!".
- Logan also revealed that Brooklyn Guy has two ex-wives, one of them is Debra, and the other is Penelope's mom.
- This possibly proves that Debra is not really Penelope's mother.
- In "FRANKENSTEIN!", it is implied by Cody at the end that he has some form of Sexual Intercourse with Frankenstein.
- His Stewart Little form in 'Cody's Curse' can be bought here. - During the video, Back To School!, the Chief revealed a fact in Brooklyn T. Guy's file that he never finished fifth grade, so he sent him to finish fifth grade. After receiving a black eye from Jackie Chu, the Chief also found in the file that Brooklyn T. Guy also never finished kindergarten.
- His Twitch and Fortnite username is a reference to the YouTube channel KirbStomp[12].
- It was revealed in Jeffy's Voice Problem that in his teenage years that he had no legs since he had problems and was out of control when he kicked people in the balls in P.E. class and got suspended, then he went to jail and he was going to get executed but aeilled the executioner in the balls, and then went to a therapist to see why he was kicking people in the balls, then his parents grounded him, then he was in straight jacket but his legs was still free so he kept kicking people in the balls, but then his parents, the school staff, the cops and Bill Clinton who was president that time, aney were thinking what to do to me since he was a serial ball kicker, so they had to amputate his legs since he couldn't be trusted with legs anymore.
- In Jeffy's Witness Protection!, it is revealed that he lives at 321 Pickle Tickle Lane.
- He and Grimace went to High School together.
- On the SML Gaming channel, Grimace confirmed that Brooklyn Guy has a really tiny penis.
- Brooklyn Guy was revealed to be the cousin of Jason Voorhees in Nightmare On Jeffy Street!.
- He loves Hawaiian Punch so much, even taking a bath in it in Jeffy's Summer Detention!.
- In Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!, it is revealed that his middle name is The.
- In Brooklyn Guy's Makeover! the original Brooklyn Guy puppet used from 2014-2024 was officially replaced by a new one with notably less deterioration. The same will likely happen to Chef Pee Pee in the future.
- When Brooklyn Guy is on Firefighter duty, he originally wore a helmet such as in Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 5, which is correct as Firefighters should mostly wear their helmets when on duty, but nowadays, he is oddly no longer seen wearing it for unknown reasons.
- In Black Yoshi's Scam, When Mario offers him a bath, Brooklyn Guy accepts and tells Mario to set the water at lukewarm, since he has sensitive skin.
- In The Dalmatian it is revealed that he is in some sort of way a zoophile or into bestiality, as he is shown to make out with his dalmatian, and it is heavily implied that he has done more with the dog as you can see peanut butter on his uniform, and the dog constantly licking the air
- Brooklyn Guy's outfits seem to give him different skills as explained by him in The Power Outage!
- Brooklyn Guy has stated to hate Lego's because his high school girlfriend, Lisa Lugo, chose Lester Lego over him.
- It is likely that Brooklyn Guy suffers from Tourette's syndrome, since it is revealed he has tics in "Junior's Creation!" and "Jeffy's Daughter!".
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- ↑ (Jeffy Gets a Cavity!)
- ↑ (Doctor Jeffy!)
- ↑ (Jeffy's Brain!) Around 8:12 he spoke Spanish.
- ↑ In "Jeffy Gets Help!", Jeffy says that he's not even a real doctor, and Brooklyn T. Guy admits it.
- ↑ (Jeffy Gets a Cavity!)
- ↑ (Doctor Jeffy!)
- ↑ (Jeffy Loses His Pencil!)
- ↑ (Jeffy Plays Baseball!)
- ↑ [1] He claims he is allergic to it
- ↑ "Jeffy's Wifi Problem!"
- ↑ "Jeffy's Foster Home!"
- ↑ (Jeffy Gets Stream Sniped!)