"Brooklyn Guy Loses Everything!" is the 1,108th episode of SML Movies.
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Plot[]
The video starts with Brooklyn T. Guy, telling Karen that the Kansas City Chiefs lost the Super Bowl while wearing a Chiefs helmet. Karen asks if it's a good thing, which Brooklyn Guy says it is as he says it means Patrick Mahomes sucks at football, he's not the GOAT, and Tom Brady is still the GOAT. Karen says that's nice as Brooklyn Guy then starts rolling on a Chiefs jersey, asking Karen who he is as he then says "Hey guys, I think I can fit one more in my ass please". Karen asks Brooklyn Guy what he's doing, which Brooklyn Guy stops rolling, and says he's Patrick Mahomes getting sacked six timed in the Super Bowl as he then adjusts his helmet to cover his eyes. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to fix his helmet, saying he looks ridiculous, which Brooklyn Guy adjusts his helmet to uncover his eyes as he then says at one point, the score was 34-0, which he asks "Who doesn't put up a single point in three-quarters in the bowl?". Karen, not understanding what Brooklyn Guy is saying, asks why are they playing with quarters in a bowl, but Brooklyn Guy tells Karen "No Karen, I'm talking about they suck, they should change their racist name from the Kansas City Chiefs to the Kansas City Queefs because a queef would have played better football", which Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that wasn't very nice. Brooklyn Guy then takes his Chiefs helmet off and says what else isn't nice is they lost everything as he explains that they lost the house, the car, all their money, their couch, everything. This upsets Karen as she asks if he bet everything on the Super Bowl, but Brooklyn Guy tells her to hold on, it's going to make sense, and just let him explain his thought process as he explains that he really hates the Kansas City Chiefs, but they just keep winning, so he figured that if he bet everything they own that they will win, then if they win, he's going to be sad, but at least they will double their money, and if the Eagles win, then he's going to be happy, but they lose everything, which he says that's the one that happened. This makes Karen very upset as she tells Brooklyn Guy to get their stuff back as he's being an idiot, but Brooklyn Guy says he can't as the bank's already here as Mr. Goodman then comes in, asking Brooklyn Guy if he's ready to give him his house, his car, all of his money, and everything he owns as he then pulls out a belt, asking if he's ready in 40 spankings. Brooklyn Guy says he is and let him put his helmet on as he then puts his Chiefs helmet back on. Brooklyn Guy then says he's ready as he then says "Blue 42, set, hut!" as Goodman then starts spanking him with his belt, which Brooklyn Guy mocks Patrick Mahomes while he is getting spanked by Goodman. Patrick Mahomes then comes in and tells Brooklyn Guy to stop making fun of him. Brooklyn Guy gets shocked as he says "Patrick Mahomes!?", which Patrick Mahomes says "In the Green Flesh" as Karen then asks him why he sounds like Kermit the Frog, only to then get screamed at by Patrick Mahomes, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't like it when she says that. Patrick Mahomes then tells Karen to stop saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog as he says he sounds like Patrick Mahomes. Brooklyn Guy then asks Patrick Mahomes if he can have a $500 Million NFL contract as he says he's pretty sure he can do what he did in the Super Bowl, as in run around and fall down. Patrick Mahomes says he doesn't have $500 Million anymore because he bet it all in the Super Bowl. Brooklyn Guy asks if he bet it all on himself and still played bad, but Patrick Mahomes says he bet on the Eagles. This shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks if he really bet on the Eagles, which Patrick Mahomes says he did, meaning he's now worth a billion dollars as he explains that everyone thought that he was cheating as he was paying off the refs, so he decided what if he lost on purpose, and then win the next five Super Bowls. This upsets Brooklyn Guy as he says "Fuck, I lost my house for no reason" as Goodman tells him to get out, Brooklyn Guy says "Come on Karen, we don't live here anymore", which Patrick Mahomes says it's because he lives there now. This shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks Patrick Mahomes if he bought his house, which Patrick Mahomes says he did with his roommate as he then asks if he remember the kid from Toy Story that owned Woody as he then asks what was the kid's name, which Brooklyn Guy says Andy, which Patrick Mahomes says "Oh yeah" as he then asks what do you do with a book. Brooklyn Guy answers the question with "Read", causing Patrick Mahomes to repeatedly say "Andy Reid! Andy Reid!", which Brooklyn Guy tells Karen to come on and he's not going to stop as they then leave while Patrick Mahomes continues repeatedly saying Andy Reid's name.
On the Street now, Brooklyn Guy asks Karen if she can smell it as he says it's fresh air, it's how they are supposed to live, and what's great about living outside is you can fart whenever you want, and you can just say "That wasn't me, that was the win" as Brooklyn Guy then lets out a small fart, and says "What was that? not me". Karen then slaps Brooklyn Guy and asks what are they supposed to do now, which Brooklyn Guy suggests they can just sit and think about how the Chiefs got blown out in the Super Bowl, and Tom Brady's the GOAT, but Karen asks how does Tom Brady being the GOAT going to do to them, and what are they going to eat. Brooklyn Guy says they can eat grass as goats eat grass and Tom Brady's the GOAT, but Karen tells him he can be single and eat grass. Brooklyn Guy says Tom Brady's single and he's the GOAT, but Karen tells him she's going to stay at her friend's house, which shocked Brooklyn Guy as he asks if she's talking about her crush from High School that she only told him about once, which Karen says yep and that's where she's going as she then leaves. This upsets Brooklyn Guy as he says he's got to get his stuff and his house back, which he says "Marvin!" as he then walks to Marvin's house. Meanwhile at Marvin's House at the Red Couch, Rose tells Marvin that Valentine's Day is in a couple of days, which Marvin says it is as he then says they are going to start selling the heart candies he says that has words on them and tastes like chalk. Rose asks Marvin if he's going to ask her to be his Valentine, but Marvin says he doesn't have to as they are married, which Rose says he has too as she asks what if someone else asks her because he didn't, and she had to say yes. Marvin tells Rose he doesn't has too as he then calls it "Gay", but Rose says "It's the opposite of gay Marvin, you're a boy and I'm a girl, that's Super Straight", which Marvin says it's "Super Gay" as Brooklyn Guy then comes in, saying "Yeah I think it's pretty gay". Marvin thanks Brooklyn Guy as he then asks if he's homeless, which Brooklyn Guy says he's glad he can tell by his knapsack, which he says he didn't put anything in it and used the last of his money to buy it so he didn't have to explain his situation. Marvin asks Brooklyn Guy how he became homeless, which Brooklyn Guy says he bet all his money on the Chiefs as he then mumbles. Marvin asks if he lost his house and everything, which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he then asks if he can stay at his place for a while, until he gets back on his feet, but then cries, saying he doesn't have any feet. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy he can stay as long as he need as long as he's gone by the morning. Brooklyn Guy asks why, which Marvin claims it's because Rose is having a big family reunion tomorrow, which Rose is confused while Marvin then starts naming product mascots, which Brooklyn Guy says that's a lie when Marvin names Captain Crunch, which Marvin says that's the only fake and Rose's whole family is coming as he then says he can stay for tonight, which Brooklyn Guy thanks Marvin, and says he's just going to watch some TV as he puts down his knapsack, and turns the TV on, which he says since football is now over, they can now watch football as the video then cuts to the news, with Goodman reporting that Jimmy Butler has been traded from the Miami Heat to the Golden State Warriors as he then says "Here's a statement from him now" as the news then cuts to Jimmy Butler, being asking if he has any regrets about leaving Miami, which Jimmy Butler says he only has one regret, which is leaving his coffee shop as he explains that he just opened up a coffee shop in Miami, meaning now, he guess he's going to have to open one up in San Francisco.
After the news, Brooklyn Guy says "Jimmy Butler got traded to the Golden State Warriors" as he then looks down, which Marvin says "I'm sorry buddy" before Brooklyn Guy then says it's the best day in his life. Marvin questions this, saying "What?", which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin he doesn't understand as he says Jimmy Butler only cares about coffee, even in his interview about him leaving the Miami Heat, he said his only regret was he couldn't run his coffee shop in Miami, which he then says "He's a fucking basketball player, and that was his only regret". Brooklyn Guy then says he's glad he's moving to the other side of the country as he then points to the east, saying he can take his coffee that way, but Marvin says "Uh no, actually California would be that way" as he then points to the west, which causes Marvin and Brooklyn Guy to argue about if it's east or west, which ends with Brooklyn Guy. saying he's betting his house that it's "that way" as he points to the east, but Marvin tells him to stop betting his house on stuff as he always lose his house. Brooklyn Guy then says when he gets his house back, he's going to bet that it's "that way" as he points to the east, but Marvin says he can't even get it back as a phone then is heard, ringing, which Brooklyn Guy says that's his phone as he then goes to answer it, which is revealed to be Penelope, asking why Kermit the Frog is in his house as Patrick Mahomes is heard, repeatedly saying Andy Reid's name. Patrick Mahomes hears Penelope, screams and then leaves, which Brooklyn Guy tells Penelope not to call Patrick Mahomes that as he doesn't like it. Penelope asks if he can get him out, but Brooklyn Guy says "No can do honey" as he says it's Patrick Mahomes' house now. Penelope gets upset and says "What!?", which Brooklyn Guy explains that he actually bet everything before then mumbling. Penelope asks Brooklyn Guy to come get her, but Brooklyn Guy says Patrick Mahomes owns her too as Penelope then says "Who the fuck is Andy Reid", which Brooklyn Guy tells her she's probably going to want to learn who Andy Reid as he says he's a walrus and he's pretty sure he's his coach. Penelope then begs, saying Patrick Mahomes won't stop, and asks "What do I do?", which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know and he'll try to see if he can figure something out as Penelope then says "I hate you, I hate both of you", which Brooklyn Guy says "Love you too" as he then hangs up and tells Marvin they got to figure it out as Patrick Mahomes owns his house and all his stuff. Marvin asks if he's the one who owns his house, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as he says he took over everything. Marvin asks how would he ever get it back from Patrick Mahomes, which Brooklyn Guy says they could try asking him, saying he'll never know if he doesn't ask, which Marvin likes the idea, saying he guess it doesn't hurt to ask as Brooklyn Guy then asks Marvin if he wants to go ask Patrick Mahomes for his house back, which Marvin says "I mean, let's go" as he and Brooklyn Guy then leave the Red Couch.
At Brooklyn Guy's House, Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin he's going to ask Patrick Mahomes very nicely for his stuff as he then knocks on the door, which Patrick Mahomes opens the door, saying "Andy Reid?". Brooklyn Guy says it's not Andy Reid, it's just him, which Patrick Mahomes says "Aw, your not Andy Reid" as he then calls for Andy Reid, but Brooklyn Guy says he's not out there as Penelope then comes over and says "Dad! you came to get me!", but Brooklyn Guy tells Penelope to hold on as he hasn't asked yet as Patrick Mahomes says they have been playing a game called "Marco, Polo" but instead of "Marco" and "Polo", they have been saying "Andy" and "Reid" as he then says "Andy", which Penelope says "Reid", which this happens again and Patrick Mahomes then says "There you are, I found you" before then saying "Aw your not Andy Reid" as he then calls for Andy Reid again, but Brooklyn Guy tells him he has a question for him, but Patrick Mahomes says "knock-knock", which Brooklyn Guy says "Who's there?", only for it to be a Andy Reid knock-knock joke. Brooklyn Guy tells Patrick Mahomes that he has a question as he was about to ask the question, but Patrick Mahomes interrupts him, saying "Andy! Reid!". Brooklyn Guy tells Patrick Mahomes to listen to him, which Marvin tells him to listen and to pay attention as Brooklyn Guy then asks what will it take for him to give him his house and all his stuff back, which Patrick Mahomes says he did just lose in the Super Bowl, which he find embarrassing, so he says if he can prove that Tom Brady cheated to win one of his Super Bowls, that would make him feel a lot better, make him look like the GOAT again as he then says if he does that, he can get his stuff back, but Brooklyn Guy says Tom Brady didn't even cheat and he might of recorded the other team's plays before the Super Bowl and maybe let a little bit of air out of the footballs, but it doesn't mean he cheated as he claims that's how GOATs cheat as he says it takes a lot of talent to cheat like that. Patrick Mahomes says he can go and get that, and come back when he has it as he then goes back inside, playing "Marco, Polo" but with "Andy" and "Reid" with Penelope. Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin "Let's just go" as he and Marvin then leave. Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks how it went, which Brooklyn Guy says he didn't say no, but Rose asks what did he say, which Brooklyn Guy says he said "Andy Reid" a lot, and eventually said he'll give him his stuff back if he can prove Tom Brady cheated, which Marvin says Tom Brady didn't cheat, his wife cheated, which Brooklyn Guy says that was a good one as Marvin then asks what's the plan, which Brooklyn Guy says it's to prove that Tom Brady cheated. Marvin asks how are they going to get a hold of Tom Brady, which Brooklyn Guy explains that they live in a wacky universe, and Patrick Mahomes is in his house, playing "Marco, Polo" with his daughter right now, meaning it's not going to be that hard to get a hold of Tom Brady. Marvin says okay as Brooklyn Guy then says he's going to call him on his phone as he then takes his phone, and calls Tom Brady, which Tom Brady picks up, saying "Yeah, fuck yeah, I love boobies" as he is watching a Hooker, dance on a stripping pole. Brooklyn Guy asks Tom Brady if he's at the strip club, which Tom Brady says he is as he's celebrating that Patrick Mahomes got kissed on the mouth by the Philadelphia Eagles, which he compares it to what he does with his son, which Brooklyn Guy says it's a lot of kisses, which Tom Brady says "Your dang tooting it is" as he then asks what can he do for him, which Brooklyn Guy says they have a favor to ask him, which Tom Brady says "Yeah sure, anything for you guys" as he says they helped Patrick Mahomes lose the Super Bowl. Brooklyn Guy says he thinks Patrick Mahomes actually did it himself as he then asks if he has any memorabilia like some balls or something, which Tom Brady says sure as he says he has a lot of that stuff, but it might be a little deflated, which Brooklyn Guy says that is perfect. Tom Brady then says he'll bring it to him as soon as he gets rid of his "chubby", which Brooklyn Guy thanks him as he then hangs up, and says "He's bring it over, he's just got to get rid of his chubby" as he explains that Tom Brady is at the strip club, he has a "chubby" to get rid of, and he's going to bring it right over. Rose asks why would he share that information, which Brooklyn Guy says that's what Tom Brady said, and he's just letting them know it might be a while. Marvin then asks if they would rather eat their own booger or their own ear wax, which starts a discussion with Rose and Brooklyn Guy, which goes on for some time until Marvin says he has another question, which is would they rather eat someone elses booger or someone else's ear wax, which goes on for some time until the doorbell rings, which Brooklyn Guy says that was the doorbell as he then tells Marvin to go ahead and answer it. Rose then says "This is why you're not my Valentine" as she then cries while Marvin asks who was supposed to answer it, which Brooklyn Guy says "You!". Marvin questions this, saying "Really", which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he says it's his house as Marvin then goes to the Front Door to answer it.
At the Front Door, Marvin opens it to reveal it's Tom Brady, holding a deflated Super Bowl LI football, saying "Hey there, you guys wanted one of my footballs?", which Marvin says it's very deflated, which Tom Brady says he deflated it to hold it better, which Marvin says it doesn't sound like cheating to him. Tom Brady says that's what he said as Brooklyn Guy then comes to the Front Door and tells Marvin he decided that he needed to come down too. Marvin says ok and he brought them the football, meaning they can take it to Patrick Mahomes, which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh cool" as Marvin then asks if he wants to come with them to see Patrick Mahomes and give him the football, but Tom Brady says no as he wants to go back to the strip club and look at Boobies as he then hands the football to Brooklyn Guy, and leaves. Marvin then says "Okay, let's take it over" as they then walk back to Brooklyn Guy's house, where Patrick Mahomes is still there, repeatedly saying Andy Reid's name, which Brooklyn Guy says and tells Marvin he's still saying it. Marvin says he's to knock, which Brooklyn Guy uses the football and knocks at the door. Patrick Mahomes comes out, repeatedly saying Andy Reid's name, which Andy Reid comes along with him. Patrick Mahomes then says "Look who it is, it's Andy Reid" as Andy Reid then lets out a sound, which Penelope then comes out too. Penelope then says "Dad" in an annoyed tone as Patrick Mahomes then asks Brooklyn Guy if he has seen Travis Kelce, which Brooklyn Guy says no as Patrick Mahomes then calls for Travis Kelce, but Brooklyn Guy says they are not doing that and just take the football as he hands Patrick Mahomes the deflated Super Bowl LI football. Patrick Mahomes then asks "What about Taylor Swift" as he then says "Taylor Swift!" and then "Hey, I don't know about you, but we only put up 22", but Brooklyn Guy tells Patrick Mahomes to take the football. Patrick Mahomes then says "Yeah cuz we only put up 22 points", which Brooklyn Guy says he saw as Patrick Mahomes then asks if he has seen Xavier Worthy as he then calls for Xavier Worthy, which Brooklyn Guy sighs and tells Patrick Mahomes to take the ball and leave his house, which Patrick Mahomes says "Okay!" as he then takes the football and leaves, along with Andy Reid. Marvin is impressed from what he saw as he says "Wow that was easy", which Brooklyn Guy agrees, saying "Yeah, he just went off with Andy Reid" as He, Marvin, and Penelope then go inside.
Characters[]
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Karen
- Marvin
- Rose
- Mr. Goodman
- Patrick Mahomes
- Penelope
- Jimmy Butler
- Andy Reid
- Hooker
- Tom Brady
Trivia[]
- Running Gag: Patrick Mahomes repeatedly saying "Andy Reid"
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "The Ticket Problem!", a decade after "Cody's House", and 17 years after "Mario and Tony: Ladye Bug".
- This is the first episode to have Brooklyn T. Guy and his family be essentially evicted from their home which can likely be a callback to The Koopalings! Part 2, where Goodman managed to evict everyone from the apartment after witnessing a major incident involving The Koopalings however, due to the events of the Human Puppet era, whether or not that video is canon remains to be seen given the logic of SML.
- This is Penelope's first appearance since "Junior's Low Taper Fade!".
- Penelope is also the only young character to appear in this episode.
- This is the second appearance of Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid.
- This is also Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady's second appearances in a row.
Errors[]
- Booger, a character who is supposed to appear whenever somebody says "booger" 3 times around Brooklyn Guy, does not appear or is even mentioned when He, Marvin, and Rose say it many times while waiting for Tom Brady.
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