"Brooklyn Guy Gets Blackmailed!" is the 1,131st episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Brooklyn Guy is getting black mailed!
Plot[]
The video starts with Karen, telling Brooklyn T. Guy she's going to the grocery store as she asks if there's anything he needs. Brooklyn Guy says he need more Beer, Stool softener, and Paw Patrol Mac and Cheese. Karen asks what does he want if they're out of Paw Patrol, which Brooklyn Guy says he wants SpongeBob. Karen says ok as she was about to leave, but Brooklyn Guy stops her to ask how long she thinks she's going to be out for, which Karen says maybe a couple hours because she's going to try to use the self-checkout so it feels like she has a job, and some of them have cameras on them so it makes her feel famous. Brooklyn Guy say they do that as Karen then leaves, saying she'll be back soon. Brooklyn Guy tells Karen to take her time as Karen opens their front door and tells Brooklyn Guy if there's anything else he could think of that he needs, just call her. Brooklyn Guy asks Karen to call him until he answers and when she pulls up, honk a lot so he can help her with the groceries. Karen says ok as she then closes the front door while Brooklyn Guy overhears Karen starting her car and drive off, which after hearing Karen drive off, Brooklyn Guy gets excited as he says "Yes! She's finally gone, now I can try out some weird shit, see what this generation's really into" as he then gets out a box of tissues, container of lotion, and his laptop. Brooklyn Guy then pulls out a tail plug, saying now he guess he just has to put in the tail plug he bought as he inserts his tail plug, which Brooklyn Guy winces in pain as he says he doesn't see how dogs do it. Brooklyn Guy then puts a mask on, which he comments about how tight it is and how he doesn't see how people think that's hot as he then says he now has to think of a fursona, which he ends up coming up with "Strong Jackal Cornyfur". Brooklyn Guy says it's cool as he then uses his laptop, saying "I guess I have to find some furry videos", which his laptop webcam turns on as Brooklyn Guy says "Those really are just people dressed up like animals huh?". Brooklyn Guy then grabs the container of lotion, saying he's not backing out now as he's already got a plug in his butt. The video then cuts to later, where Brooklyn Guy takes of his mask, saying it was really not for him as he then makes a pun, disappointing himself as he says "Damn it, I'm already starting to talk like them". Brooklyn Guy then says he's not doing it again as it took way too long, and it's way too hard to breath in the mask as he says he's just going to stick to regular old "human on human". Brooklyn Guy says he's really glad no-one saw him do that as he says it would be really embarrassing, career ruining, and life ruining as he says he would do just about anything to make sure nobody finds out he does that. Brooklyn Guy goes to pull out his tail plug, but hears a text message notification come from his phone, which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh, I'm getting a text message" as he picks up his phone, only to see that the text message says "I saw what you did". This shocks Brooklyn Guy as he questions how's it possible and texts back, saying "Who is this?". Brooklyn Guy gets a text message back, saying "I'm watching you". Brooklyn Guy gets scared as he questions how could they be watching him when the windows are closed as he texts back, saying "Call me I'm not a good texter", and then puts down his phone as he panics, saying nobody could find out he did that and it's imposable as his phone then rings. Brooklyn Guy picks up the phone and says "Hello?", which a mysterious voice answers, saying "Hello Brooklyn Guy. Brooklyn Guy asks how do they know his name, which the mysterious voice says they've been watching him. This scares Brooklyn Guy as he asks how, which the mysterious voice says through the webcam through his laptop, which disappoints Brooklyn Guy as he closes his laptop, saying that's a violation of his privacy as he asks how did they do that, which the mysterious voice says they recorded everything he did. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's like everything he did, which the mysterious voice confirms it and says they even know the video he was watching. This disappoints Brooklyn Guy as he says it was a really weird video and he's pretty sure they might have been dudes, he couldn't tell with the suits on, which the mysterious voice says they were dudes, disappointing Brooklyn Guy even more as the mysterious voice says if he doesn't want the video to be released to the public, he will do everything they tell him to. Brooklyn Guy says he will do literally anything they tell him to do as he'll never live that down, he doesn't want the video going public, and if they say to do it, he will do it with no hesitation. The mysterious voice tells Brooklyn Guy there's a package at his front door and instructs him to grab it. Brooklyn Guy gets interested as he leaves to get it, saying "A package, for me?"
At the front door, Brooklyn Guy notices the package is big as he asks if it's something he's been wanting as he then gets shocked and asks if it's the Home Alone Lego set. The mysterious voice says it's not for him, it's for someone else. Brooklyn Guy asks why he would give someone else the Home Alone Lego set when he wants it. The mysterious voice angerly says it's not the Home Alone Lego set, which Brooklyn Guy says he should have figured as it's not big enough to fit the entire Lego set, but the mysterious voice tells him to just take the package and go to his car. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's one of those packages that he opens up and it shoots confetti all over the place as he says he'll never get it out. The mysterious voice says it's not and says "Let's just say it's going to blow his mind", which Brooklyn Guy says it sounds like a confetti bomb, but he's going to do whatever he say because he doesn't want people thinking he's a furry as he says he's not, he just wanted to see if he was as he then takes the package and gets into the car, which in the car, Brooklyn Guy says he's in the car with the package. The mysterious voice asks why he sounds sad, which Brooklyn Guy explains that he's think about the Home Alone Lego set and how he'll probably never be able to afford it because its $300, and even if he could, he questions when he'll have time to build it as he says he heard it likes 4000 pieces as he then goes on a ramble about Home Alone 1 and 2. After Brooklyn Guy ramble, he apologizes, saying he was getting distracted as he asks if they are blackmailing him, which the mysterious voice says yes and instructs Brooklyn Guy to take the package and drive it to the gas station. Brooklyn Guy questions when they are going to have time to build a Lego set, but then says they could do it in-between customers, but the mysterious voice angerly says "Just do it or I post". Brooklyn Guy says ok, and he didn't say he wasn't going to do it, he just didn't understand their instructions. Brooklyn Guy then puts the phone down and drives to the gas station. The video cuts to Brooklyn Guy at the gas station, where he says he's at the gas station with the package. The mysterious voice tells him to deliver the package to the gas station clerk, which Brooklyn Guy says ok as he takes the package to Prince Abu Dhabi, who welcomes him and thanks him for coming to his gas station. Brooklyn Guy tells him he's got a package for him, which Abu Dhabi gets interested as he asks what it is, which Brooklyn Guy says he thinks it's the Home Alone Lego set, but the mysterious voice says "It's not, open it up and see what's inside". Brooklyn Guy says ok as he opens the package up, which the item inside shocks him as he says "Uhh" while the mysterious voice asks what is it. Brooklyn Guy tells Abu Dhabi to hold on and not look into it as Brooklyn Guy tells the mysterious voice that it's a bomb, which the mysterious voice says they know and asks how much time is left on it, which Brooklyn Guy says 52 seconds. The mysterious voice suggests that he should get out as Freddy comes in, saying "Hey Mommy, can I get a push pop", which Clarissa Fitzpatrick tells Freddy they've talked about that, she's not his mother as another boy comes up and asks if he can get one to, which Clarissa says no as Freddy asks if that's a bomb in the box. Brooklyn Guy says it is as Freddy asks if he's going to blow up the gas station, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as Freddy then makes a sad face. Brooklyn Guy tells him not to make the face as he's going to make him feel bad as he then tells the mysterious voice that there's kids here. Abu Dhabi asks if he said "bomb" as Brooklyn Guy then runs out, saying "Good luck everybody". Abu Dhabi looks in the box and says "Oh my god, it's a bomb, run kids run", which scares everyone as they all run out. Back in the car, Brooklyn Guy says he's got to get out as he then drives to leave the gas station. Brooklyn Guy gets really shocked when he sees the gas station get blown up as he angerly asks the mysterious voice if they're happy that the gas station full of kids exploded. The mysterious voice says yes as he then tells Brooklyn Guy now, he's going to rob a bank. Brooklyn Guy gets shocked as he says "Rob a bank!?", which the mysterious voice says yeah and there's a Hoodie, Gun, and AirPods in his car as the mysterious voice instructs Brooklyn Guy to go to the bank and get ready. Brooklyn Guy says "Okay fine, I just really don't want people to think I'm a furry" as the video cuts to the bank.
At the bank, Brooklyn Guy tells the mysterious voice to not make him do it, but the mysterious voice asks if he wants anyone to know that he's a furry, which Brooklyn Guy says "No, this is better, but I'm not a furry". The mysterious voice says "This is the final step", which Brooklyn Guy asks if this is the final step after blowing up a gas station full of kids, but then says he's already this far as he goes to the bank teller window, where Susan Smith greets Brooklyn Guy and asks how may she help him. Brooklyn Guy shakes his gun and says "Um", but Susan tells him to use his words. Brooklyn Guy asks if she's not getting it as she tells her to come under the bank teller window, which Susan does so as Brooklyn Guy tells Susan that it's a robbery and give him all the money or he's going to shoot her in the face. Susan asks what's his account number, but Brooklyn Guy says "No, not out of my account, like out of everyone's account like just give me the money cuz I'm robbing you". This scares Susan as she says "Oh my god, it's a robbery, please don't shoot me", which Brooklyn Guy tells Susan to get the money, causing her to run and scream. Simmons comes in and asks what's he doing here but then notices his hoodie as he questions why he's wearing a hoodie, saying it's not cold outside. Brooklyn Guy says "Uhhh" as he then shoots Simmons in the arm. Simmons reacts in pain as he asks why would he shoot him, which Brooklyn Guy claims he doesn't know him and he's robbing the place as a money bag is then placed under the bank teller window. Susan bags Brooklyn Guy to take it, which Brooklyn Guy takes it, thanking Susan and saying it's very convent as he then grabs the money bag and leaves, saying "Nobody follow me or you're going to get what he got". Simmons then screams in pain, saying it's burns as the video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, back in the car, saying he got the money, and he had to shoot his partner. The mysterious voice tells Brooklyn Guy to open the bag and make sure all the money in it, which Brooklyn Guy does so, only to get ink splatter on his face, upsetting him as he says "God damn it". The mysterious voice asks what happened, which Brooklyn Guy says the dye pack went off in his face, which the mysterious voice says okay as Brooklyn Guy angerly says "Thanks for caring, now what do I do with this money". The mysterious voice says there's going to be a dolphin that comes up for him to deliver the money, which Brooklyn Guy gets confused as Loan Dolphin knocks on his car window, which Brooklyn Guy rolls down his car window and asks if he's the dolphin. Loan Dolphin says he is as Brooklyn Guy hands him the money and asks if he can go home, which Loan Dolphin leaves while the mysterious voice says he can as Brooklyn Guy then drives back home. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, going up to the front door, saying he did do a lot of messed up things, but at least people aren't going to think he's a furry as he then entering his house, hearing Karen saying "Oh Jonathan, you're so rich". Jonathan says that's what happens when you win the lottery as Brooklyn Guy asks what's going on. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that Jonathan showed her a video of him, dressed up like a reindeer, pleasuring himself to other people, dressed up like animals as she asks what's going on while Jonatha says "Why was this in your a**?" while holding the tail buttplug. Brooklyn Guy asks if they saw that, which Karen and Jonathan nods yes as Brooklyn Guy asks Jonathan if it was him who recorded him, blackmailed him, and made him blow up a gas station and rob a bank. Jonathan says he doesn't know what he's talking about and he won the lottery, but Brooklyn Guy doesn't believe him as he asks if the lottery hands out money that's already stained with a dye pack as Karen then asks what's with the blue stuff on his face and asks if he was trying out for the Blue Man group, which Brooklyn Guy says he was, but he didn't get it because he's not good at drums, he's only good at robbing banks and blowing up gas stations, with kids in them. Jonathan says he didn't know the kids were on a field trip, causing Brooklyn Guy to say "So it was you?", which Jonthan admits he did it all because he thought he was going to go to jail for life after he got caught and Karen would come running to his arms because he's rich. Brooklyn Guy asks if he did all of it just to get with his wife as he says he made him rob a bank and questions why the gas station. Jonathan says he doesn't know, and he didn't think he would do it as Brooklyn Guy asks where did he even get a bomb, which Jonathan says he got it from his mother's closet, but Brooklyn Guy tells him to get out, which Jonathan says "Fine, but I'm taking this tail with me" as he leaves while Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know why he would want it. After Jonathan leaves. Karen asks what's going to happen to him, which Brooklyn Guy says he might be going to prison for a really long time as a lot of people did recognize him, but he thinks he got away with it because he was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie as the doorbell then rings, which Brooklyn Guy gets shocked as he tells Karen to hide the money, but Karen says she's not his accomplice as Brooklyn Guy then leaves, saying he's going to smooth talk them.
At the front door, Brooklyn Guy opens it to reveal it's Simmons, saying he's sure he knows what it's about, but he has a warrant for his arrest. Brooklyn Guy asks what's it for, which Simmons says it's for blowing up a gas station, robbing a bank, and shooting him in the arm. Brooklyn Guy claims it wasn't him, but Simmons says it looks like him as he says he said "hi" and then he shot him in the arm, but Brooklyn Guy questions why would he shoot him as they are friends and friends don't shoot friends. Simmons says it was probably because he recognized him and he saw him doing something bad, so he wanted to get rid of him, which Brooklyn Guy claims that wasn't him and he's been home all day. Simmons asks about the blue stuff on his face, which Brooklyn Guy says he was eating Blueberry Pie without his hands. Simmons asks if he's got any left, but Brooklyn Guy says he ate it all, so Simmons asks to see the empty pie tray, only for Brooklyn Guy to say he was lying about that and says what actually happened was Papa Smurf came over and things got pretty wild as he explains that he's his landlord and he didn't want to pay rent as he says "So uh, let's just say he found a way to make me pay". Simmons asks if he blew his "load" all over his face, which Brooklyn Guy says that's exactly what's he saying. Simmons asks if he can come in and look around for the money, but Brooklyn Guy says no because Papa Smurf's "load" is all over his house, it's messy, and he doesn't want him to have to see it, which Simmons says he does have a warrant, so he's coming in anyway as he comes in, which Brooklyn Guy warns him if he sees anything blue, its Papa Smurf's "load". At Brooklyn Guy's couch, Simmons sees the money as he says "Well mate, there's the money with the", which Brooklyn Guy finishes his sentence, saying "Smurf load is what that is, it's load from a Smurf" as he claims that Papa Smurf made him sit on the money and he "did it" on his face and it got all over the money, and then say "You know what, since you're so good at pleasuring Smurfs, you don't owe me money, I'll give you money", which he says that's where the money and the "Smurf load" came from. Simmons understand Brooklyn Guy as he says he really must be good at it, and he probably got his talents from his mom, which this disgusts Brooklyn Guy. Simmons then says he thinks he did rob the bank, and the dye pack went off and got all over the money and face, which Brooklyn Guy admits that is what actually happened, and he shot him as he then makes a deal, that he'll give him half of the money if he goes back to work and tells everyone he's dead like he was dead, in the fireplace, and all the money was burnt when he showed up, but Simmons asks what's he going to do about work, which Brooklyn Guy says he'll just reapply as one of his other brothers, which Simmons thinks and says he got himself a deal. Brooklyn Guy says ok as he says "If anybody asks, I'm not a furry". This confuses Simmons as he says "What?", which Brooklyn Guy says there might be a video going around with somebody who looks like him, doing furry stuff, but that's not him as he claims that's his brother "Furry Guy". Simmons understands it as he says "Oh, I get it mate, you like to rub your wiener on a porcupine" as he says he enjoys a nice "wallaby pooch" every now and again, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't and that's his brother. Simmons says he's going to go take his half as he takes it while Brooklyn Guy leaves, saying he's going to go pay someone to get the blue stuff off his face. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, telling Karen "Goodnight" as he lays in bed with Karen, which Karen says he's not getting out of talking about how he dressed up like a reindeer today and watch other people be furries. Brooklyn Guy says it was a one-time thing, and he didn't like it. Karen sarcastically if he likes being a reindeer, which Brooklyn Guy says no, it's not what he likes and he learned that he that he didn't like that, but Karen sarcastically asks if he wants to fly Santa's sleigh, which Brooklyn Guy says no, and he doesn't want to fly Santa's sleigh. Karen says "Is that what you want me to do for you Boiney? I'll do that for you, the wildest fantasies" as Karen proceeds to act like a cat, a puppy, and a bird, which Brooklyn Guy doesn't like this as he says "This is what hell looks like" and his wife is a furry.
Characters[]
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Karen
- Jonathan
- Prince Abu Dhabi
- Freddy
- Clarissa Fitzpatrick
- Unnamed Boy
- Susan Smith
- Loan Dolphin
- Simmons
- Barbara Guy (Indirectly mentioned)
- Spongebob (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "The Ancient Egg!", 3 years after "Jeffy The Clown!", 8 years after "The Baby Project!", 9 years after "Jeffy's Homework!", and a decade after "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade! Part 3".
- This video is based on an episode of Black Mirror called "Shut Up and Dance".
- This is one of the rare modern SML Movies that doesn't take place on the Red Couch.
- This is Freddy's first appearance in 2025 and his first appearance since "Summer School! Part 3".
- This is the first time he appears without Cody.
- This is the Loan Dolphin's first physical appearance since Season 15, since "Junior's Cup!", and first physical appearance in 2025.
- Jonathan's puppet has changed, as of this video.
- This is the first video in 2025 where none of the Human Puppet characters appear.
Errors[]
- At 11:56, a quick snicker could be heard from Elaina.
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