"Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!" (stylized as "Brooklyn Guy's NIGHTMARE!") is the 1,211th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Brooklyn T. Guy and Karen ready to go to sleep but Karen says they haven't "fooled around" in a while. Brooklyn Guy says not tonight as he's too tired. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to come on as she says "Mama needs to love it", which Brooklyn Guy tells Karen to not call herself "Mama", but Karen tells him to "get over here and love mommy". Brooklyn Guy tells her to stop calling her "mommy" as he finds it weird. Karen says she'll be the "mommy", and he'll be the "good little boy", but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't like it as she's making him think about his mother as he says it's not hot, and there's now no chance of anything happening because he's too busy thinking about his mother as he then goes to sleep, annoyedly saying "Good night". Karen says "Fine Boiny, good night" in an upset tone as she then goes to sleep. Suddenly, their bedroom door slowly opens. Brooklyn Guy slowly wakes up and looks to see Donkey, standing outside of the bedroom door. Brooklyn Guy says "Donkey" as Donkey's voice is heard, saying "And in the morning, I'm making waffles!" as Donkey holds out a box of waffles. Brooklyn Guy says "Waffles" as Donkey comes in with the box of Waffles. Shrek then comes in, saying "What are you doing in here Donkey!?". Donkey says he was going to make some waffles, but Shrek tells him to get out as he wants to eat some Sara Lee Cheesecake as he pulls out a box of Sara Lee Cheesecake, which Brooklyn Guy says "Shrek?" as Shrek then lets out a fart. Donkey says he just shit himself, but Shrek says "Better out than ever, I always say" as Brooklyn Guy asks what's going on. Donkey then looks at Brooklyn Guy, saying he thinks he wants some waffles, but Shrek says he thinks he wants some cheesecake as they go up to Brooklyn Guy, scaring him as it's then revealed to be a nightmare as Brooklyn Guy wakes up, saying "What the fuck, what the fuck!!". Karen wakes up, asking what's wrong. Brooklyn Guy says Shrek and Donkey were trying to feed him waffles and cheesecake. Karen says "What?", so Brooklyn Guy says Shrek and Donkey from Shrek were trying to feed him their food. Karen says he was just having a nightmare, but Brooklyn Guy says it didn't feel like a nightmare as it was real and points to the bedroom door, saying they came through that door. Karen asks if he wants her to check to see if an ogre or donkey are out there, trying to feed him pastries. Brooklyn Guy says yes, so Karen leaves the bed and check, which she says there's no Shrek or Donkey over there. Brooklyn Guy asks she's sure. Karen says she doesn't see anyone as Brooklyn Guy asks if there's no waffles and cheesecake. Karen says no as she goes back to bed and tells Brooklyn Guy to go back to sleep, but Brooklyn Guy asks what if they come back and try to feed him again. Karen says they won't as Brooklyn Guy mentions the waffles and cheesecake, saying it's a lot of carbs. Karen says "Sounds pretty good to mama" as Brooklyn Guy and Karen then go back to sleep. The video then cuts to Shrek, touching Brooklyn Guy. Brooklyn Guy says "Stop it Karen", but Shrek says it's not Karen, so Brooklyn Guy wakes up to see Shrek and Donkey again, causing Brooklyn Guy to scream as Brooklyn Guy then wakes up screaming. Karen wakes up, yelling "WHAT BROOKLYN GUY WHAT!?". Brooklyn Guy says Shrek and Donkey were back and they were in bed right where she's at, but Karen asks where. Brooklyn Guy says they were there, and there were cheesecake and waffles, but Karen asks where's the food. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know, so Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to go back to sleep as he's having nightmares. Brooklyn Guy says he can't sleep like that, but Karen says she knows what will put him to sleep, which Brooklyn Guy tells Karen not to touch him as he leaves, saying she reminds him of Shrek, which shocks Karen as the video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, sitting on a brown couch. Karen goes up and says "Hey Boiny, you're up early". Brooklyn Guy says he's been up since 1 AM. Karen asks why. Brooklyn Guy says he keeps having nightmares about Shrek and Donkey trying to feed him waffles and cheesecake, but Karen says he's being silly. Brooklyn Guy says there's nothing silly about it as it's real and a problem. Karen says he needs to get some sleep, but Brooklyn Guy says he knows how sleep works as he saying he thinks he's just going to go to work. Karen asks if he's going in early. Brooklyn Guy says he is because her voice is pissing him off as he then leaves. The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Jeffy tells Marvin "What do you call a black gay school bus driver?". Marvin says "I don't know, what", only for Jeffy to say "By his name" as he calls him a "racist homophobe". Marvin says "Oh wow" as Rose says "Yeah, jeez Marvin, wow". Marvin says he thought there was a punch line as he thought it was a joke, but Rose asks what's funny about it. Marvin says he was supposed to tell him what he calls him, but Rose says he should say by his name as Jeffy then tells Marvin that he needs him to call a doctor because he put a grapefruit in the microwave for 5 minutes, cut a hole into it and burned him "down there". Marvin questions why he was doing "that" with a grapefruit. Jeffy says he doesn't know, but he has a "burning pee hole tube". Marvin says he'll call a doctor as he leaves while Rose says she's sorry that he dropped a grapefruit in his lap, which Jeffy says he kept dropping it over and over again.
Brooklyn Guy then comes in, asking if somebody called a "really tired doctor". Marvin says Jeffy humped a grapefruit as Jeffy says his "pee hole tube" burns. Brooklyn Guy tells Jeffy to not do that, so Jeffy says he'll remember that the next time he's doing it. Brooklyn Guy says he guess his work is done as he lays on the couch, but Marvin asks if he's going to sleep. Brooklyn Guy says he can't as he has bad dreams. Marvin says "Bad dreams?", so Brooklyn Guy says he keeps having the same nightmare about Shrek and Donkey trying to feed him cheesecake and waffles. Rose says it doesn't sound bad, but Brooklyn Guy says it's terrifying. Marvin asks why's he having dreams of Shrek and Donkey. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know and it's not like he thinks about them ever as Marvin says Shrek lives in his house. Brooklyn Guy says "what?", which Marvin says he's in the bathroom, taking a shit 90% of the day. Brooklyn Guy asks if Shrek from the movie Shrek is shitting in his house. Marvin says he does as he lives here and he eats cheesecake in the kitchen, so Brooklyn Guy says he's got to talk to him as he claims that he's intentionally messing with his dreams. Marvin says they can go talk to him but it's going to smell really bad, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't care; he needs to talk to him as Jeffy asks Brooklyn Guy "What do you call a gay black school bus driver?". Brooklyn Guy says by his name, which Jeffy says exactly, but his dad thought it was a joke, which Rose says "See Marvin" as Brooklyn Guy asks what he would call him. Marvin says he doesn't know, he thought there was going to be a joke as Brooklyn Guy then saying making fun of black gay people isn't funny. Marvin says he's not making fun of them, Jeffy set him up as he tries to set Brooklyn Gup up with a joke but fails as he gets told that it's messed up as Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then leave to go talk to Shrek. At the bathroom, Marvin sniffs and says "Oh god". Brooklyn Guy asks why he's wearing a hazmat suit. Marvin says it's because of the smell, which Brooklyn Guy asks what's smell as he sniffs and doesn't like the smell as Shrek is then seen, crapping in the toilet. Brooklyn Guy gets shocked while Marvin says it's a lot as Shrek says it's like he's shitting softballs because all he eats is cheesecake as he calls them "little cheesecake softballs" and says he needs to package them up and sell them in a six pack. Brooklyn Guy questions where it all comes from. Marvin says he doesn't know, and it's all from his stomach as Shrek says all he eats is cheesecake, and he's lactose intolerant as he then craps some more. Brooklyn Guy says he needs to talk to him because he showed up in his dream last night. Shrek asks if he really did show up in his dream. Brooklyn Guy says he did, with Donkey, which Shrek says "Oh, you hear that Donkey? We were in his dream" as Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin why he calls him that. Marvin says he's done that ever since the day he met him as Shrek then craps some more, holding Marvin, which Marvin tells Shrek to let him go as he is then let go. Shrek then says they need a brace bar installed from the ceiling down like a roller coaster so he can hold onto it and be like "Keep your arms and legs inside the shitter at all times" as he then craps some more. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't care; he just needs him to get out of his dreams. Shrek then tells Marvin that they're out of toilet paper, so he's been using paper towels and a loofah. Marvin says the loofah's his, but Shrek says he sticks it in his butt and he's like a rabbit as Brooklyn Guy then says he wants to stop having nightmares about him. Marvin offers to sit and watch him all night while he sleeps to make sure that he's not getting in his dreams. Brooklyn Guy asks if he really will watch him all night. Marvin says he will, so Brooklyn Guy tells him to keep an eye on it as he then leaves, saying he's going to sleep really good tonight. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy laying down, telling Karen it's time for bed. Karen says he's in a good mood tonight, which Brooklyn Guy says he solved his Shrek nightmare problem. Karen asks how he did that. Brooklyn Guy says Marvin knows Shrek personally, but Karen says it's impossible because he's a cartoon character. Brooklyn Guy says he's real, he lives at Marvin's house and takes "stinky shits". Karen says that's what both of them have in common, but Brooklyn Guy says his shits are smelly at worst, but Karen says "Could have fooled me" as Brooklyn Guy says it doesn't matter because Marvin's going to watch Shrek all night and make sure that he doesn't come in his dreams as they then go to sleep. Brooklyn Guy then wakes up to see Shrek and Donkey again, causing Brooklyn Guy to scream and wake up, saying Shrek came in his dream. Karen says she thought his friend was watching him. Brooklyn Guy says he thought so too as he leaves, saying he's going to have a word with him as the video then cuts to Shrek, telling Marvin to put the cork in his butt. Marvin says it is, but Shrek says he doesn't feel it, and he might need the glass one. Marvin says he'll grab it as he is then stopped by Brooklyn Guy, saying Shrek came in his dream. Marvin says he's been here the whole time as he's trying to put a cork in his butt, but Brooklyn Guy says he can't get any sleep, so Marvin asks if he's saying he doesn't have to watch him anymore. Brooklyn Guy says no, so Marvin tells Shrek that he's going to leave and he's on his own, but Shrek says he needs the "glass cork" as the cork then falls out of his butt, which Shrek says he can't even wipe as his arms are too short. Marvin asks how he wipes.
Shrek says he doesn't as Marvin then leaves and closes the bathroom door, where Shrek is still heard in the bathroom as Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then leave. At the Red Couch, Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that he can't believe he let Shrek live in his house as everyone then watches Jeffy bounce on his bouncy ball, which goes on for some time until Marvin then asks Jeffy what he is doing. Jeffy says it's his big rubber ball, so Marvin tells him to knock it off. Jeffy stops as Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy that he doesn't let Shrek live here; he just showed up and never left, which they have to get him out of his house, but Brooklyn Guy says they need to get him out of his dreams. Marvin says he doesn't know how to get him out and suggests dreaming about something else. Brooklyn Guy says he's tried; it's just always Shrek and Donkey as Brooklyn Guy then wishes that there was a machine they would let him go in his dreams so they could beat up Shrek and Donkey together. Marvin says it doesn't exist, but Rose says she saw something like that on the TikTok Shop called a dream machine. Brooklyn Guy and Marvin tell her to buy it, so Rose leaves while Marvin asks Brooklyn Guy what he wants to do. Jeffy says there's another grapefruit calling his name as he leaves while Marvin asks if he told him not to do that. Brooklyn Guy says he did, and he didn't have to listen as Marvin asks if he wants to play rock paper scissors. Brooklyn Guy says it reminds him of a kid he went to high school with as he was about to tell a story but doesn't, saying he's so tired that he can't think of a lie as he says he's going to lay here until she comes back. Rose then comes back, saying she bought it, which Marvin asks when's it going to be here. Marvin then says it must be it at the door and asks Brooklyn Guy if he wants to go get it. Brooklyn Guy confirms as they then leave. The video then cuts to Marvin, telling Brooklyn Guy that he thinks it's all set it. Karen asks what is the "mess". Brooklyn Guy says it's the dream machine, which it'll let Marvin go into his dream so they can beat up Shrek and Donkey. Karen says it's not, but Brooklyn Guy says he needs his sleep as he sings a sleep parody of the Chili's Baby Back Ribs Jingle. Brooklyn Guy then explains that when he goes to sleep and dream, a light will turn green, and then he'll use the phone to call into the dream, allowing him to teleport into his dreams with him. Marvin says he's ready as Brooklyn Guy falls asleep, which Marvin says he went to sleep pretty fast as he calls into his dream and gets teleported into Brooklyn Guy's dream, where Marvin looks and says he must be in his dream. Marvin then wakes Brooklyn Guy up, which after screaming and thinking it's Shrek, Brooklyn Guy says it means it worked as Marvin says they're in his dream. Marvin then asks where's Shrek and Donkey. Brooklyn Guy points to the bedroom door, saying they usually come through that door as the door then slowly opens. Brooklyn Guy says here they come as Marvin says to head there and beat them up. At the door, Marvin says they're going to kick their ass, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as they end up seeing a Hot Cheerleader. Marvin says that's not Shrek and Donkey as Brooklyn Guy says it's a Hot Cheerleader. The Cheerleader asks if he wants to do "it". Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin when else can they say they had a "Dream Eiffel Tower" as Marvin says it's not cheating if it's in his dream as the video cuts to outside of the dream, where Karen sees Marvin and Brooklyn Guy, saying they must be fighting Shrek and Donkey really hard. Back in the dream, the Cheerleader says bye to them as she leaves, saying it was fun. Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then argue about who the Cheerleader is going to call as Donkey then appears behind Brooklyn Guy, which Marvin points it out, but Brooklyn Guy thinks Marvin's talking about "Donkey style" as he asks what it is since it's new. Donkey says it's when he shoves a waffle up his butt, which Brooklyn Guy sees Donkey as Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then run away screaming. Brooklyn Guy asks what they are doing as they're supposed to be kicking their asses. Marvin says he's ready as he says they should kick Shrek's ass first. Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then run to Shrek, where they beat him at the belly, only for Shrek to like it, so Marvin and Brooklyn Guy beat him at the head, which this works as they manage to knock Shrek out. Marvin then says they should now go after Donkey as they run to the kitchen, where they see Donkey, throwing waffles. Marvin says he's throwing waffles, so Brooklyn Guy says "Somebody pass the motherfucking soup" as he then charges at Donkey, which Marvin follows as they then beat up Donkey, knocking him out as Marvin gets excited, saying they killed both of them. Brooklyn Guy likes this as Marvin says "No more bad dreams", which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah!" as they then leave, saying "Let's head back to the real word". At the bed, Marvin asks if he's ready to have normal dreams again. Brooklyn Guy says he is and thanks Marvin as Marvin then asks how they wake him up. Brooklyn Guy says he thinks he just slaps himself in the face, so Marvin tells him to do it, but Brooklyn Guy asks if they really want to wake up that bad. Marvin asks what else left to do in his dream, so Brooklyn Guy calls the Cheerleader in. The Cheerlead comes in as the video cuts to outside of the dream, where Karen says they must be fighting again and says "Good job boys".
Characters[]
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Karen
- Donkey
- Shrek
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Hot Cheerleader
- Waldo (background)
- Junior (post video; animation)
- Cody (post video; animation)
- Joseph (post video; animation)
- Barbara Guy (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded four years after "SQUID GAME" and nine years after "The New House!".
- This episode was also uploaded on the 4th anniversary of The SML Store.
- This episode was uploaded on Diwali.
- This is Shrek's first appearance since "Jeffy's 21st Birthday!".
- This is the first Shrek-focused episode of 2025 so far and the first one since "Shrek 5".
- This is Donkey's second appearance since "Shrek's Crappy Wish" and this was the first time where he actually appears without being portrayed by Marvin.
- This is the fourth video having to do with a character having a nightmare, the first being "Mario's Nightmare", the second being "Shrek's Nightmare", and the third being "Jeffy's Nightmare!".
Errors[]
- Brooklyn Guy seemed surprised that Shrek really exists and lives with Marvin, despite seeing him in previous videos, especially in "Shrek 5" where he visited Marvin to borrow a copy of the unreleased fifth film from Shrek himself. It's possible that he just forgot.
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