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"Bowser Junior's Bad News!" is the 387th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

Bowser Junior gets some bad news! Toys "R" Us has gone out of business!

Plot[]

The video starts off with Chef Pee Pee cooking in the kitchen, then Bowser Junior comes in with Megazord and starts playing around with it. Then Bowser Junior needs to go to the bathroom, so he asks Chef Pee Pee to make sure nothing happens to Megazord. He then confirms that he'll make sure nothing happens to Junior's Megazord toy, but Chef Pee Pee throws it on the ground.

Junior then comes back and mentioned that he "Yanked his crank" (Which is a figure of speech referring to masturbation), he asks Chef Pee Pee where Megazord is and claims that he double dared him to throw him on the ground. Junior says that nothing would've happened to him until Chef Pee Pee points out that he was broken.

Junior then cries over Megazord being broken and pretends to be his voice. He then pretends that Megazord is dead and threatens Chef Pee Pee that he was going to tell his dad. Chef Pee Pee tells him that he would buy him a new toy that was "even better than Megazord" if he didn't tell his dad. Junior then brings up the idea of Toys "R" Us, having Chef Pee Pee tell him the unfortunate news of its bankruptcy.

Junior thinks he's lying, but they go anyway. Chef Pee Pee then drives him there, Junior walks up to the automatic doors and realize that it doesn't open. Chef Pee Pee tells him to read the sign, and Junior gets sad. Junior starts reasoning, Chef Pee Pee takes Junior back to the car while he throws a tantrum.

Two weeks later, Chef Pee Pee calls the doctor, Junior tells Brooklyn T. Guy that he hates his life, he then discusses divorce and how it gets more depressing when he gets his age. Brooklyn T. Guy asks Junior what his problem, he then says that Toys "R" Us went out of "bidneau". Brooklyn T. Guy suggest ordering toys online, but Junior describes a con of online ordering, in which is having to wait when you could actually see it in person at Toys "R" Us. Junior then suggests writing a check, and Brooklyn T. Guy said that if he were to do it, it bounces harder than his wife at a buffet. Junior then thinks that crying with his friends would be a good idea, Brooklyn T. Guy said it would PROBABLY work.

Joseph and Cody came over, Junior told them about Toys "R" Us closing down. They turn on the TV to make sure it was true. The news shows Mr. Winkle announcing Toys R Us closing down. Junior, Joseph, and Cody burst into tears and Cody said they had to accept it. They decide to protest, though, Cody said it wouldn't work. They chanted "WE WANT TOYS!" outside of the Toys "R" Us. Cody asks what they were going to do if it didn't work, Junior and Joseph claimed that they would burn down cop cars and Little Caesars, then they start chanting "F**K LITTLE CAESARS!". Junior explains the reasoning for burning Little Caesars, being the Hot n' Ready pizza. Cody makes a suggestion, which is to go home.

They went home, Cody discusses that there is no possible way to bring back Toys "R" Us and says, "I don't think we can raise a billion dollars." Junior asks Cody to repeat the sentence to the point where he says, "Raise a billion dollars". Junior agrees and decides to make a song. It will be sold in iTunes and be uploaded on YouTube with a girl for the thumbnail titled "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE DOES WITH HER MOUTH!" With the iTunes link in the description. They went back to the Toys "R" Us to make the song. The song ends with Cody and Joseph fighting. Junior asks for the status, Cody says it's a goose egg, meaning 0. Junior and Cody get in an argument and stop. Junior says that he's upset since he says it's the only store to buy toys. Cody mentions that Walmart and Target also sell toys. So, they decide to go to Walmart and the chant "WE WANT TOYS!" again.

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Errors[]

  • Aside from Bowser Junior referring to M.A.R.S. Turbo Autotron Fighter Robot toy as Megazord, he also referred to his axe as a sword.
  • At 7:02, Junior told his friends "Chef Pee Pee took me to Toys "R" Us today", despite that happening two weeks ago.
    • Furthermore, the breaking news segment is broadcasted, even though Toys "R" Us officially went out of business at least two weeks prior.
  • Although David Winkle is officially put in jail, he is on the broadcast. It is possible that he escaped jail like last time.
  • Toys "R" Us hasn't closed all the stores worldwide, it remains in the Middle East, Africa and Asia as these countries still have Toys "R" Us: Bahrain, Brunei, China, India, Israel, Japan, Kuwait, Malaysia, Philippines, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, Egypt, Namibia, South Africa, Zambia, Poland, Portugal, and Spain. They also are still open in Canada. And Toys "R" Us didn't only close in the US, it has also closed in Indonesia, Australia, Austria, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Iceland, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey and the UK.
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