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A bottle of Bowser Juice
"Bowser Juice Informercial" is a SuperMarioLogan video.
Synopsis[]
Bowser Juice Infomercial BUY NOW
Plot[]
This commercial is about Bowser selling Bowser Juice, which he claims can give you super energy. It costs $12.99 ($17.48 in today's money).
The video starts off with Charles standing and looking depressed. Bowser then gets his attention and asks him if he uses "ordinary" energy drinks such as 5-Hour Energy and Mountain Dew, and if they cause him to instead lose energy such as making him fall asleep in the shower or while driving, to which he replies yes. Bowser then tells him of a new energy drink that will give him infinite amounts of energy, and orders him to watch a commercial, to which he replies "For real?".
The commercial starts off in the kitchen with Bowser berating a 5-Hour Energy bottle for making people feel grumpy, sad, depressed, and (weirdly enough) feeling pregnant. He then introduces his new product: Bowser Juice, an energy drink with himself on the label.
After an explosive transition, Bowser explains that Bowser Juice gives you infinite amounts of energy, so much so that you'll (supposedly) never have to sleep again. It also supposedly gives you so much energy that you'll be able to do "anything", including seemingly impossible things such as picking up the moon, shining bright like the sun, or running a marathon in 5 seconds. Bowser then goes on to berate 5-Hour Energy for its small bottle, which only lets you have two sips, claiming that his product is better because its in a larger bottle and thus people can actually drink the amount they need. Bowser then goes on to call people who think it's fake "YOU'RE CRAZY!" and then yells at us to watch some interviews with some customers who are supposedly "unpaid, completely honest, and NOT PAID, that are TELLING THE TRUTH!"
After another explosive transition, the first interview is with Toad. After a bit of a scuffle with the director about lying on camera and the fact he's getting paid for it, Toad claims that he drinks Bowser Juice everyday and it gives him energy, which is why he smiles all the time. In actuality however, Toad has never drank Bowser Juice in his life, which he admitted to the beginning.
The second interview is with a man named Charles, who claims to drink Bowser Juice, which makes him big and strong like his "mother said", before accidentally dropping the bottle. After a cut, he says, while smiling, that since he drinks it, others should do, and that he loves it, before asking the director if he could stop smiling now, revealing that he was forced to smile.
The third and final interview is with Bowser Junior, who, after an argument with Bowser, claims that he doesn't want to do the interview but Bowser forces him to do it anyways and tells him to say that "he loves it." After succumbing to him, Junior begins to say that his dad says that he loves Bowser Juice, which immediately causes Bowser to yell and interrupt him, before telling him to do it again and say that he loves Bowser Juice. Fed up with his dad, Junior immediately claims "I love Bowser Juice!" before throwing the bottle down and berating his Dad for forcing him to say that, and that he doesn't love his "stupid piss" (a foreshadowing of later in the commercial).
Overall, the three interviews are mockups of As Seen on TV interviews which are obviously fake.
Back in the kitchen, Bowser claims that the customers were telling the truth, and he didn't have to pay them $40 just to say that, even though he obviously did. He then claims that people who still don't believe them should watch him prove it himself. The scene cuts to outside where Bowser claims that Bowser Juice can allow you to lift up a car, and then proceeds to lift up Logan's Camaro single-handedly, before dropping it down (it's unknown whether that was his normal strength or he was just using steroids or if it was edited).
Back in the kitchen again, he reminds people that Bowser Juice gives you infinite amounts of energy, allowing you to do (supposedly) anything. He then berates 5-Hour Energy and Mountain Dew for being "full of sugar", before knocking them off the table. After another explosive transition, he then caters to our questions of how Bowser Juice gives us infinite amounts of energy without sugar or carbs, and what is giving it the greenish glow. He then responds that Bowser Juice comes from himself, as seen on the label. He then tells us to come with him to the factory where it is made, and that we can see the ingredients there.
He brings us to the factory, which in reality is just a bathroom with a "Bowser Juice Factory" sign written in sharpie and taped on the door. He then shows us how Bowser Juice is made, which in reality is just his urine. He then says that he makes about 2 bottles everyday, so people should buy it now because supplies are limited (which in actuality is the case with all products).
He then congratulates us for watching him make Bowser Juice live on camera, and praises his product for not being made in China like most other products. He then goes on a slight tangent that Bowser Juice would technically be made to China if he took a trip there and peed there.
Getting back to the point, he claims that people send him mail every day, that if Bowser has such a powerful energy drink, then why hasn't he killed Mario yet? He reveals that he (supposedly) did in fact kill Mario, and that he got it all on video, before yelling at us to watch it.
The video shows Bowser getting ready to beat Mario with the help of Bowser Juice. He then tells Mario to "bring it on" and an obvious rip-off of Mario (as evidenced by the fact that's it's a different Mario plush that is normally seen in SML) comes up and claims that he's "about to beat him". They begin fighting, and initially Mario gains the upper hand but Bowser begins beating him up, picking him up, and smashing him on the table, before burning him alive. He then claims that it wasn't impressive and then challenges Luigi to a fight. A obvious rip-off of Luigi comes, see's Mario's corpse, and laments him, before Bowser tells him to shut up and beats up Luigi and burns his corpse as well. He then turns to the camera and yells "BUY BOWSER JUICE TODAY!!!" before breathing fire into the camera.
After a transition, a music video plays with Lovell from before the commercial drinking Bowser Juice and dancing, while Bowser sings a song about Bowser Juice:
Drinking Bowser Juice!
Gives you super energy!
If you don't drink it!
Then I'll watch you while you sleep!
Then kidnap your kids!
And then force them to drink my juice!
If you don't like it!
I'll lace your food with drugs!
LALALALA!
LALALALA!
LALALALA!
Drink my Bowser Juice!
LALALALA!
You gotta love my Bowser Juice!
Yeah yeh...yeah...yuhhh...DRINK IT!!!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Bowser Juice's the best!
CHEF PEE PEE BRING ME MY JUICE!!!
Throughout the music video, it's obvious that Lovell is forced to pretend like he's enjoying the juice but in reality he hates it due to it really being Bowser's urine so he tends to spew it out.
The video ends with an image of the price of Bowser Juice, $12.99, which doesn't even mention any shipping or handling, or even any way to contact Bowser to order it. In the top left corner, Bowser is raving about Bowser Juice.
Overall, the video is a mockup and satire of As Seen on TV paid programming segments often seen on TV. Bowser claims that his product is the best, however as the commercial goes on, it becomes more and more obvious that the product is a scam, and not something people would want to buy. Throughout the commercial however, Bowser is completely oblivious to this.
Characters[]
- Bowser
- Toad
- Bowser Junior (speaking debut)
- Mario (different plush)
- Luigi (different plush)
- Lovell Stanton
- Charles (debut)
- Chef Pee Pee (mentioned)
- Logan Thirtyacre (Voice Only)
Trivia[]
- This is the second time Bowser is the host of an infomercial, the first time was 2 years prior in Toad Away.
- This is Bowser Junior's first ever speaking role.
- This is also Bowser Junior's very first video with his bratty personality from 2013 - 2016.
- Moreover, this is Logan's first time of playing Bowser Junior.
- Bowser Juice is actually made from Bowser's own urine. It is also just a lemon-lime Gatorade-flavored bottle with a Bowser Juice label printed on it.
- There is also a Bowser Juice XTREME infomercial as seen in Super Bowl Commercials.
- Charles (the man in the commercial), is shown to be spitting out the Bowser Juice occasionally when he takes a sip out of it during the song part of the commercial, insisting that he doesn't like it. This can suggest that in reality he was forced to love it by Bowser.
- The commercial for this episode later, makes appearances in "The Call Of Duty Problem", and "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?".
- Charles is very similar to Charleyyy. It is possible that this was Charleyyy, or some kind of prototype of Charleyyy.
- The expiration date on the bottle is October 18, 2013.
- This video possibly takes place in a different dimension, or it could be non-canon, since Mario & Luigi are portrayed differently and are the Goldie plushies of themselves, they are usually the San-ei Mario Party 5 variants.
Errors[]
- At 4:33, the side of Lovell's face can be seen briefly.
- Since the original drink is Gatorade, the G logo is visible on the cap.
- When Bowser says that the five hour energy is full of sugar, it is actually sugar free.