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"Billy Wants To Be Cool!" (also known as "Saw V") is the 1,059th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Billy wants friends.
Plot[]
The episodes starts with Junior, Joseph and Cody reviewing their 9 week report cards. Joseph is disappointed since he didn’t get all F’s. Cody starts to brag for having all A’s when Billy pops in, thinking someone said aids, much to the annoyance of the trio. Junior tells him no one likes getting aids and says to Billy that he isn’t cool or funny, which upsets Billy. Cody also says that he isn’t scary either, especially since he hasn’t made a trap in a while. After Billy makes a knock-knock joke, resulting in Cody getting aids, the trio leaves and Junior says they aren’t his friend. Billy, upset, decides to get back at them and force them to become his friend.
Cody then is shown, tied upside down, in a room, which Cody wakes up and asks where he is at. A TV then turns on, with Billy telling Cody that he wants to play a game as he explains that Cody is holding two ropes; one that will set him free, and one that will release two bowling balls that are next to him, causing his head to get crushed, and then tells Cody that the decision is his. Cody tells him that he wants to pull the rope that won't make him die but Billy laughs and he says "But, which one, since your smart, make the smart decision". Cody then asks Billy why he's doing it, which Billy tells him that it's because he doesn't like him, and the only thing he likes is balls, and then says "Lets see how much you like balls crushing your skull". Cody asks Billy if he's a homophobe, but Billy says he isn't as he explains that he has a friend who's gay who gets a "chubby" when watching Football. Billy then explains that the rope that saves his life means he has to be friends with him and do stuff with him. Cody then agrees as he asks Billy to tell him which rope it was to save his life, which Billy tells him that it's the left one but Cody ends up pulling the right rope instead, causing him to get his head crushed by two bowling balls as Billy says "Oh damn" in shock as he then says that Cody must of gotten his rights and left mixed up.
PJ Crenshaw is up next as he is seen, tied down, on a machine, which he wakes up, asking what's going on. The TV then turns on again, with Billy telling PJ that he wants to play a game as he explains that he is tied to a machine that will slowly crush him, and there's a cell phone, which he explains that if he calls everyone in his contacts and tell him that he's cool, he will let him out, and then asks "What's it going to be". PJ tells him no and he doesn't think he's that cool, which upsets Billy as he tells him that he can pick up the phone and maybe tell a few girls, and says that even just a Instagram post that says that he's cool can work but PJ declines, saying that he doesn't want to flood Instagram with spam, but this upsets Billy more as Billy and PJ argue until Billy had enough and activates the machine, causing PJ to get crushed as Billy says that he died the way he lived.
Junior is then up next as he is seen, tied to the bottom of a guillotine, which he wakes up, asking what's going on. The camera then shows Joseph, who is tied to a contraption that is next to Junior. Junior and Joseph panic about their situation as they yell out for help. Junior then tells Joseph that the TV is turning on as it shows Billy, saying hello to him. Junior is not amused about this as he says "Oh god, it's Billy", which Joseph is also not amused about it as he asks what does Billy want as Junior then asks Billy what he wants. Billy then says "Come on, your aren't happy to see me?", which Junior tells him no and they don't want to play his games, which Joseph agrees with Junior. Billy then tries to convince them by saying that they are going to want to play as he claims that the game he has is fun, but Junior says that he doesn't think they are going to like the game. Billy then explains that Junior is tied to a guillotine, and it drops, it will decapitate him while Joseph is tied to a metal plate with spikes on it that he built, and if it closes, then he will be impaled. He then explains that each of them have a remote with a green button on them, and all they have to do is press on their remote but tells Junior that if he presses on his green button, Joseph will die and he will be set free while if Joseph presses on his green button, Junior will die and he will be set free. Billy then asks what are they going to decide, which Junior says he's never going to kill his friend, which Joseph agrees as he says "Yeah dude, we're best friends forever". Junior then asks Billy what happens if they never chose, which Billy tells him that if neither of them choose within 10 minutes, then both of them will be free. Junior then says that he won't press the button for 10 minutes as Joseph says "Yeah dude, that's easy". Billy then says that they can do that but he will ask them a few questions as he asks Junior and Joseph some questions until Billy tricks Junior with the question "What does his knee do", which Junior says "His knee grows", which Billy laughs as he claims that Junior said the N word, and claims that he hates black people, and then asks Joseph what he thinks, which Joseph asks Junior if he hates black people, which Junior says he doesn't and that Billy tricked him. Billy then claims that he didn't trick him and Junior said it as a hate crime and that's how he truly feels. Junior then tells Joseph that's not how he feels as he then asks Billy to ask him another question as he says that he promises that he's not racist.
Billy then asks Junior if he had to get rid of any holiday as in erasing the existence, the history, and significance of, which would it be: Christmas or Juneteenth, which Joseph tells Junior that he better choose Christmas but Junior says "Oh hell no" as he says that he's not getting rid of Christmas because everyone gets presents but Joseph says that his freedom is a present. Junior then tells him to think as he lists Christmas Trees, Santa Claus, and Christmas lights but Joseph tells him that without Juneteenth, his freedom would not exist, and that would mean he would be a present to him and that's not fair. Junior then tells him straight up that he thinks slavery is wrong but if he was his slave, he would give him presents, which upsets Joseph as he presses the green button on his remove, activating the guillotine, decapitating Junior. Billy then congratulates Joseph and tells him that he can go free now, but then tells him to wait as he says that to be free, he has to be his new best friend, but Joseph doesn't like that as he tells him that he can kill him now in the worst way as Billy actives his trap, causing Joseph to get impaled by the metal plate that has spikes on it. Billy then says "Why does nobody want to be my friend" as he leaves, crying.
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Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Chef Pee Pee's Girlfriend!", 2 years after "Cody's Bad Word!", 4 years after "Jeffy's Big Idea!", and 8 years after "New House Tour!".
- This is Billy's first appearance since "Summer School! Part 3".
- The way Cody tells Junior and Joseph that he's on his way to Harvard, it is a reference to "Cody Goes To College!".
- This is the first time PJ Crenshaw dies.
- This is one of the few videos where no female characters appear, although Penelope was mentioned by Junior.
- This is the second video to have Billy's name in the title, the first being "Billy's Revenge!".
- This is the first video since "Cody's Big Move!" where Brooklyn T. Guy doesn't appear.
- This episode technically should’ve been age restricted because it depicted children going through torture methods and Junior got beheaded.
Errors[]
- It is implied that Joseph thinks Penelope is ugly, but when he first saw her in "Hunky Cody!", he and Junior fell in love with her.
- The description is missing a punctuation at the end of the sentence.
Poll[]
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