"Billy Gets Cancelled!" (also known as "Saw VI") is the 1,126th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Saw 11 got cancelled so Billy needs a job!
Plot[]
The video starts with Abby, waking up and asking where she is at. Billy comes in, asking if she would like to play a game, which the Abby says "A game!?" as Billy explains that she is laying on bed that is made out of wood, and if she doesn't say her ABC's backwards within 15 seconds, she will be impaled by a wall of spikes that are covered in AIDs. Abby starts counting her ABC's backwards, which she was able to successfully count her ABC's backwards, upsetting Billy as he tells her that she's free to go. Simmons then says "Cut!" as a bell then rings, which he says it was a good scene, but Steve Staleburger comes in, saying "No no no, Damn it Billy". Billy asks what's wrong, which Steve says the studio wants to cancel Saw 11. This upsets Billy as he questions why and says they're almost done filming, which Steve says he guesses that people are just tired of seeing the same thing over and over again; seeing people escape from traps and getting AIDS. Billy says the spikes are covered in AIDs, but Steve says he thinks the studio is tired of all the AIDS, but Billy says "Come on, it's AIDS". Steve then says "I'm sorry Billy, you're going to have to get a new job", which this makes Billy sad as he asks Steve what he's going to do, which Steve says he thinks he can find him a job as he then leaves, which Billy says "Please, Steve" in a sad tone as he then leaves. The video then cuts to Steve, telling Billy he has a list of jobs for him, which Billy gets interested as he asks if any of them are working at an "AIDS Clinic", Abortion Clinic, and Executioner at a Prison, only for Steve to say no for each one as he then says the job he has for him is a Teller as a Bank. Billy asks if it's a Blood Bank, but Steve says "Nope, just a regular money Bank for money" as he then says he's already wearing a suit. Billy says "Awww, okay" in a disappointed tone as he then leaves to go to the Bank, which at the Bank, Susan Smith greets Billy, addressing him as "Mr. Billy", which Billy says that was his father and just call him Billy. Susan says "All right Billy" as she asks if he has ever worked at a Bank before, which Billy says "Yes! A blood bank, contaminating all the blood with AIDS. Suan says ok as she says they don't do that kind of work there, they with money, which Billy asks if they offer "Financial aids", which Susan says they do, making Billy happy as he says "Perfect, put me in that department". Susan tells Billy he has to work his way up to that, and he's going to start as a Bank Teller, which Billy says "Okay" in a disappointed tone as Susan explains that people are going to walk up to him and ask to deposit or withdraw money, and he does that. Billy understands as he says "Yep" as Susan points to a container with money in it, saying they keep the money there because it's more convenient, and points to a computer, saying it's for show. Billy says "Okay" as Susan leaves, saying "I'll be right over there if you need anything". Billy says he got it as he calls for the next customer to come up. Mr. Goodman comes up, saying hey, which Billy says hey back as he asks if he wants to play a game. Goodman says he doesn't, and he would like to make a withdrawal. Billy asks how much, which Goodman says he wants $100 out of checking, which Billy says he'll grab it for him as he asks if he can interest him in some lollipops while he waits. Goodman says no and he's ok, but Billy insists him on reaching in the container and grabbing some lollipops, which Goodman says no, and he just wants his money, which upsets Billy as he says "Oh fine" as he hands Goodman his $100, saying "Here's your 100, but it's in a rat trap, covered in AIDS" as he says if he wants his money so bad, he has to risk crushing his hand or he can go home with pockets empty. Goodman thinks and says he really wants his money as he then reaches for his $100, only for his hand to get crushed by the rat trap, which Goodman winces in pain as he then leaves, saying the money is worth it. Billy gets excited as he says "Yes! He has AIDS!". Susan then comes in, asking what just happened with the last customer, which Billy says it went perfect as he explains that he took the customer's money, and put it in a rat trap that's covered in AIDS, so when the customer went to grab the money, it crushed his hand, giving him AIDS. Suan says "Wait, let me get this straight" as she asks if he put the customers money on a rat trap, and it crushed his hand, which Billy says "That's right" as Susan tells Billy he can't work at the Bank anymore as he can't hurt the customers. This upsets Billy as he says he's the one who chose to play the game and he won, but Susan says they're going to have to let him go. Billy offers to talk over it with some lollipops as he put a special one for her. Susan says "Oh ok" as she grabs a lollipop, saying she does like the "purple ones", but Billy says not "Nope, not that one", which this goes on for some time until Billy says "Let me just grab it for you" as he takes out a syringe, which he says it's mystery flavored, but Susan says it's a needle. Billy says he knows as he sticks it in Susan, causing her to scream in pain as Billy leaves, saying "AIDS!".
The video then cuts to Steve, telling Billy that he knew that he wouldn't be the right fit for a Bank. Billy says at least he gave a guy AIDS, which Steve says "Oh, great" as he says the next job opening he has for him is an employee at a Gas Station. Billy gets interested as he asks if it's Gas Station as in a Gas Chamber, which Steve says "No, like gasoline for cars". Billy asks if it's gasoline that you light on fire and goes kaboom, but Steve says "No, it's goes vroom vroom cuz it's in a car". Billy sighs and says "okay" in a disappointed tone as he then leaves to go to the Gas Station, which at the Gas Station, Cameel Habib Habab greets Billy and asks if he's ever worked in one before. Billy says he hasn't, which Cameel says it's pretty simple as he explains that the customers will get their stuff and come up the counter, and then he'll ring it up, which Cameel specificities that he has to hit the buttons on the cash register, and the only customers to look out for are black ones. Billy gets shocked ass he says it's just like the Bank, which Cameel says "Yep!" as he leaves, saying he'll leave him to it. Billy says he got it as he turns around and sees a rack of condoms, which Billy pulls out a syringe, saying if he takes "AIDS needle" and he pokes the condoms with it, then the guy, girl, and baby will get AIDS, which he says it's like a "3-for-1 AIDS special" as he then laughs and stabs the Condoms with the syringe. Ya Boy Duggie then comes over, saying hello to Billy as he says "I want to buy these chips" as he sits a bag of chips down to the counter. Duggie then says he doesn't know how much it is, and he doesn't have any money. Billy thinks and says they're $2.99, which Duggie asks if they accept Food Stamps or "EBP". Billy asks if they have either of those, only for Duggie to say no, which Billy says they accept them as Duggie asks why the chips are so expensive as he says they are just thinly sliced potatoes. Billy says he doesn't like the prices either as Duggie sees a Push Pop, which Duggie takes one and asks how much it is. Billy says they're free as long as he takes his "complimentary flu shot" as he then pulls out a syringe, but Duggie tells Billy about how his cousin "DooDoo Ass" got a flu shot, and still got sick as he says that he died last week, which Billy says it looked like he won the grand prize as Duggie tells Billy about how his cousin "Pookie" got a flu shot when he was a baby, and he grew up "R****ded", but he still copy off his paper in school. Billy then puts the syringe back and says there's only one thing he can get for free, being Condom's as he grabs a Condom and puts it on the counter, but Duggie tells Billy about how his cousin "Pookie" used a Condom once, and he still got a girl pregnant, which Billy says it's 100% guaranteed to get him AIDS, which Duggie says "Okay, man I'll try it, but I'm still going to take the Pushy Pop and the chips too, and I ain't paying for nonez of them" as he then takes his stuff and leaves, which Billy says it's fine and it's on the house as he says "AIDS!". The video then cuts to Billy, stabbing the Condoms with the syringe, which Cameel comes over and asks how's it going. Billy says it's going great, and he saw one of "those people" he told him about to watch out for. Cameel asks if he pay, but Billy says no as he continues to stab the Condoms with the syringe, which upset Cameel as he asks why didn't he pay. Billy says it was because he gave them to him for free, pissing off Cameel as he says he can't be giving away his products for free and they have to pay the money, but Billy explains that his thought process was they take the product for free, they go home and try it out, and then they come back and buy some more, only for Cameel to call him an idiot as he claims that he's too busy making "Condom Kebab" when he's supposed to make people pay for the stuff that they are trying to buy as he then says he's fired from the store and he needs to get out. This upsets Billy as he says "Damn it!" as he then leaves with his syringe still having Condoms on them. The video then cuts to Steve, saying "Well Billy, you're not really good at this working thing are you", which Billy says no as he says he think he might have given a guy's baby AIDS, but he won't know for another 9 months. Steve calls Billy "sick" as he tells offers Billy a job of being a waiter at Applebee's. Billy gets interested as he makes an AIDs pun, but Steve says it wasn't clever, which Billy says he'll get it a shot as he then leaves.
At Applebee’s, Brooklyn T. Guy tells Marvin he’s so glad that they’re going out on a “Boy’s date”, but then says he really hates calling it a date as he says it sounds kind of “gay” and it’s not like they’re going to bang after it, but then says “Well, let’s see how dinner goes”, which this shocks Marvin as Clarissa Fitzpatrick come in with Billy, which Clarissa introduces herself, saying she’ll be their server, and today she has Billy, who is training. Brooklyn Guy doesn’t like it as he says he hates when they’re training somebody new as he tells Billy that he’s kind of a regular around Applebee’s, so he’s going to want to memorize his order as he says “Whenever they see me coming in, they know they got a hungry boy coming in” as he says he’s part of the “Applebee’s yourself” reward program. Brooklyn Guy tells Clarissa to tell Billy how many points he has, but Clarissa tells Billy “He doesn’t always pay for his meal”, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn’t pay because he only pays when he likes the service, which upset Clarissa as she instructs Billy to ask them what they would like to drink, which Billy does so as he asks if he can interest them in some “Lemon-AIDS”, “Gator-AIDS”, or “Power-AIDS”, which Brooklyn Guy says no, he’ll just have a Mountain Dew Dark Berry Dash while Marvin says he’ll have a Pepsi. Billy says ok as Clarissa instructs Billy to ask them if they’re ready to order, which Billy does so, which Brooklyn Guy says he’s ready as he says he wants a Steak that is cooked extra rare, Chicken Wonton Tacos, Chicken Tenders, Cheese Sticks, and a Cheese Pizza from the Kids menu. Billy moves on to Marvin, saying “And for you?”, but Brooklyn Guy says “Oh you thought I was done? He really must be new here” as he then says he also wants some Chicken Alfredo. Billy says ok as he asks Marvin what he wants, which Marvin says he’ll have a Cheeseburger. Billy asks Brooklyn Guy if he wanted a Steak that is cooked extra rare, Chicken Wonton Tacos, Chicken Tenders, Cheese Sticks, and a Cheese Pizza from the Kids menu, and also asks Marvin if he wanted a cheeseburger, which Brooklyn Guy gets impressed as he says “Damn Marvin, he remembered the whole thing, I like this guy, I might actually pay for my meal today” as Billy and Clarissa then leaves, which Billy says he’ll be right back with their order. The video cuts to later, where Billy and Clarissa are back with their food, which Billy says “Order up, bone apple die”. Brooklyn Guy says it looks delicious as Billy then asks if they would like to play a game, which Brooklyn Guy gets interested as he says they’ll play a game. Billy starts the game, saying one of their meals has a “secret ingredient” in them as he starts with Brooklyn Guy’s Cheese Pizza from the Kids menu, where he asks Brooklyn Guy if he would rather bite the bullet or go hungry. Brooklyn Guy asks if there’s bullets in his Cheese Pizza while Billy asks if he’s going to eat his Steak or say “screw that”. Brooklyn Guy asks if there’s screws in his Steak as Billy then makes more puns, showing what he did to Brooklyn Guy’s food as he then says all of their food is covered in AIDS. Marvin asks what’s wrong with his Cheeseburger, which Billy says there’s nothing wrong, it’s just a classic Cheeseburger covered in AIDS as Billy then asks Marvin and Brooklyn Guy to decide on eating their food and suffer pain or go hungry as he then leaves. Brooklyn Guy asks Clarissa what he did to their food, but Clarissa says she sees nothing wrong here, causing Brooklyn Guy to tell Clarissa that they’re going to take their business to Red Lobster as he and Marvin then leave, which Clarissa says she’ll see them there. The video then cuts to Steve, saying “Damn it Billy, you’ve been fired from every job I’ve given you”, which Billy says he knows and the only two things he’s good at is setting traps and giving people AIDS as he then cries, saying “I suck! Just give me my movie back Steve”. Steve says they’re still not going to make Saw 11 but he does have another movie for him, which Billy gets interested as he asks what move is it as the video then cuts to Batman, strangling Billy, saying “Tell me where she is Joker, tell me!”. Billy asks if he would like to play a game, but Batman says there's no time for games as he says "Tell me where she is". Billy answers, saying "She is currently locked inside of a building, tied to barrels of gasoline, rigged to explode in 5 minutes, but there's also a ferry filled with Gotham citizens, also set to explode" as he asks Batman which will he choose, either save the love of his life or save the city he swore to protect. Batman asks why would he do it and asks how does he save both, but Billy says it's not about the AIDS, it's about sending the message. Batman asks how does he save both, but Billy asks if he wants to know how he got the spirals on his cheeks as he then explains that his father came up to him and said "Why so AIDS?". Batman then gives up, saying he can't do it anymore and he can't keep working with someone who keeps saying AIDS all the time as he then leaves, saying "I can't do this anymore".
Characters[]
- Billy
- Steve Staleburger
- Susan Smith
- Mr. Goodman
- Cameel Habib Habab
- Ya Boy Duggie
- Marvin
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Clarissa Fitzpatrick
- Lance Thirtyacre/Batman
- Simmons
- Abby
- Pookie (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This marks the first appearances of Clarissa Fitzpatrick, Ya Boy Duggie, Cameel Habib Habab, and Billy in 2025.
- This is Billy's first appearance since "Satan Claus!".
- This is Duggie's first appearance since "The Mall Santa!".
- This is Clarissa's first appearance since "Santa's Revenge!".
- This is Cameel Habib Habab's first appearance since "The Santa Heist!".
- This is Abby's first appearance since Jeffy's Fortnite Competition!.
- However, the Abby puppet in this video was treated as a different character, since she has a different voice and wasn't mentioned by name.
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "The Opposite Ray!", 3 years after "Junior's Essay!", 4 years after "Jeffy's Crayons!", 8 years after "Bowser Junior's Playtime 5", a decade after "Bowser Junior's 1st Grade! Part 2", 15 years after "SuperMarioLogan 20,000 Subscriber Video", and 16 years after "Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures. Episode 7".
- This is one of the rare videos in Modern SML that doesn't take place on the Red Couch.
- The word "AIDS" is said 35 times in this video.
References[]
- The beginning of the video is a reference to recent news about Saw 11.
Errors[]
- When Abby says her ABC's backwards, she skips the letter O and swaps the letters M and N.
Poll[]
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