"BatJeffy!" is the 1,061st episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Jeffy is Batman!
Plot[]
The video starts with Elaina Keyes telling the Joker to let go of her as she then screams for help the Joker is seen, holding her hostage, but the Joker won't let her go as he says that no one's going to save her but Batman shows up, telling the Joker to let her go. The Joker, surprised about seeing Batman, saying "Well, if it isn't Batman" while Elaina tells Batman to save her. The Joker then tells Elaina that Batman's not going to save her, but Batman tells the Joker that he said let her go. the Joker challenges Batman as he says he has to kill him first to save Elaina, but Batman tells the Joker that he can't do that as that's his one rule, which the Joker says that's why he's always be on top, which causes an argument between the Joker and Batman about Batman wanting to be top until the Joker tells him that he wants to discuss it later, which Batman agrees as he tells him to let her go. the Joker then agrees but tells Batman to remove his mask and show them who he really is, which Batman takes his mask off as he reveals another mask as he tells the Joker to now let her go, which the Joker calls it unfair as he says he didn't know he was going to have another mask under it but Batman doesn't care as he says that he didn't ask if he had another mask on, and then tells him to let her go, which they argue a little about it until Batman tells the Joker that a deal is a deal, which the Joker agrees with as he lets Elaina go and pushes her to the side as he says that it's just them now but Batman tells him to hold on as he says he's going to take her home first, which disappoints the Joker as he asks if he really is going to make him wait while he takes her home but Elaina says she's okay as she says he's calling a Uber, which the Joker uses it as an advantage as he tells Batman that she's calling a Uber but Batman says he really wanted to take her home as he explains he was trying to get some action tonight as he shows it with his hands and clarifies that he wanted to give Elaina some "Batdick" but Elaina declines as she says her Uber is almost here, which the Joker uses it as an advantage as he tells Batman that he's out of time, which disappoints Batman as he says he has a "batchubby" and asks who is he going to use it on now. Joke says that he knows someone he could use it on, which excited Batman as he says he gets to be on top but the Joker says how about they fight to see who gets on top, which Batman agrees as they both about to start fighting but then a car comes along, which disappoints them as Batman says "Everyone out of the road" as he says they got to be safe but Elaina says she thinks it's her Uber as it pulls up, and she gets in as Batman asks her why she didn't get Uber Black, which she tells him that she can't afford it.
In the Uber car, Pooby asks if that was the Joker and Batman fighting but Elaina tells Pooby to keep driving as she tells him that he doesn't want to know. Pooby then says he always wanted to meet them but Elaina tells him that he doesn't want too as the camera pans out of the Uber car to show the Uber car driving away, which the camera pans back to the fight between the Joker and Batman, where Batman tells the Joker that the car is gone, which the Joker rises back up as he asks where were they before the Uber car interrupted them. Batman tells the Joker to hold on as he says "Let's set up some rules first" as he states the rules, with the first one being no weapons, which the Joker agrees as he tosses away his knife, and the second one being no one can die, which the Joker says those are his rules as they both proceed to fight as they slap each other until Batman slaps the Joker in the cheek, knocking him down, which Batman proceeds to insult him until the Joker says he reminds him as his father as he then says he hated his father, which Batman calls it daddy issues. the Joker then shows him daddy issues as he pulls out a gun while Batman talked about a girl he dated who had daddy issues, which the Joker shoots him, causing Batman to die as he says that he said no guns. the Joker then laughs as he then runs away.
At the Police Station, Chief calls for Brooklyn Guy to get in, which Brooklyn Guy gets in as he asks what is it, which Chief explains to him that they haven't heard from Batman in a while and crime's been really bad lately with "that Joker feller" running all over town, doing all kinds of bad things. Chief then tells Brooklyn Guy to light up the Bat Signal and let Batman know they need him, which Brooklyn Guy says he would but the Bat Signal is out of batteries and it won't light up, which Chief tells him to put more batteries in it but Brooklyn Guy tells him that it's really late at night, and nowhere is open except for the 24-hour bank and gas station and he doesn't think they have batteries as he then says he's going to go to his friend's house as he says he think he has some batteries, which Chief approves it as he tells him to go do that, which Brooklyn Guy proceeds to do so as he leaves, taking the Bat Signal with him.
At the bank, Susan asks Chef Pee Pee how she can help him, which Chef Pee Pee tells her that he would like to withdraw $20 from his account, which Susan asks for the name, which Chef Pee Pee gives the name "Pee Pee", which disgusts Susan as she says "Excuse me!?". Chef Pee Pee then corrects himself as he says he meant "Chef Pee Pee" but Susan doesn't accept it as she asks for his legal name, which Chef Pee Pee gives it to her, which Susan is shocked about it but accepts it as she checks his account but apologizes to him, saying he doesn't have $20 in his account, which shocks Chef Pee Pee as he asks how much he has, which Susan tells him that he has -$5, which Chef Pee Pee laughs it off as he asks for a loan. Susan then checks his credit score but then comes back saying "Oh, oh no no" as she tells him that his credit score is 7, which Chef Pee Pee gets falsely excited for as he thinks she said 700 but Susan tells him that he has a credit score of just 7, which shocks Chef Pee Pee as he says he didn't know it could get that low. Chef Pee Pee then leaves as he says he guess she'll never see him there again. Susan then says "Next!" as Chef Pee Pee is leaving until he stumbles into a criminal, who is wearing a clown mask, which he apologizes as he says he's just trying to leave but the criminal won't let him leave as he blocks the exit, making Chef Pee Pee ask him which way he is trying to go, which the criminal says "I'm going that way", which Chef Pee Pee replys to that, saying "Okay, well I'll stay right, here you go", which the criminal thanks him as he walks away, which Chef Pee Pee continues to walk until he is stopped by the Joker, blocking his way, pissing Chef Pee Pee off as he asks if it's a Clown Convention, which the Joker didn't like that as he pulls a gun out, saying "You say something like that, we're robbing this bitch". Chef Pee Pee plays it friendly, saying he won't be the one that stops him, but the Joker asks for his money. Chef Pee Pee then tells him to ask the lady behind the counter as he says she'll happily give him the -$5 that is in his account as he then leaves, wishing him good luck.
At the safe, the Joker commands to have Susan brought to him, which she is brought by the same criminal who was blocking Chef Pee Pee eariler, except this time, he has a gun pointed to the back of Susan's head, which Susan pleads them to not hurt her, which the Joker says he's not going to hurt her as long as she opens the safe. Susan tells him that she could lose her job but the Joker says "Or you can lose your life", which terrifies Susan some more. The Joker then says she reminds him of his mother as he explains how he got the scars he has on his face. He then demands Susan to open the safe, which Susan proceeds to do so in a scared way. She then tells the Joker to turn the wheel, which the Joker does so, opening the safe. The Joker then walks in it to look around, only to find nothing. The Joker then asks where's the money, which Susan explains that they are a new bank so they haven't a deposit yet and all their cash is in the registers, which upsets the Joker as he says she could have told him that before he told her about how he got the scars he has on his face. The Joker then eventually leaves, saying "to the gas station".
At the red couch, Jeffy asks Marvin and Rose if they like his Batman costume, which Rose says she likes it while Marvin tells him to take it off because it's not Halloween yet. Jeffy then says he's going to jerk his "batdick" in Batman's voice but Marvin tells him that he's not going to be jerking anything, and tells him to take the costume off, which Jeffy makes a random sound as Brooklyn Guy walks in and asks if he has any batteries as he explains that he needs them to light up the Bat Signal so that they can get Batman's attention but it takes D batteries and nobody buys them. Marvin tells him that he thinks he has some D batteries in the kitchen, and then tells him to let him look for it as he leaves the red couch to get them. Brooklyn Guy then turns around and sees Jeffy, still in his Batman costume, which he thinks he's Batman as he says "Batman!? Marvin forget the batteries, I found Batman!" as he then says "Oh thank god you're here, we need you to stop the Joker, he's been doing crimes all over town" but Jeffy says he's going to jerk his "batdick" in Batman's voice again, which Brooklyn Guy says "Whatever you got to do to get ready man" but then says that his radio said that the Joker is robbing the bank and tells him to go stop them. Jeffy tries to tell him that there's no time to jerk his "batdick" but Brooklyn Guy tells him to just hurry and he's going to meet him there, which Jeffy and Brooklyn then leave the red couch.
Back at the bank, the Joker and the criminal are walking out as the Joker asks the criminal what kind of bank doesn't have money in the safe, which the criminal says he doesn't know but both of them gets stopped by Bat Jeffy, saying "Stop right there" but the Joker says he thought he killed him, but Bat Jeffy tells him no. The Joker then pulls his gun out again as he says "Let's fix that", which scares Bat Jeffy as he asks if that's a real gun in his normal voice, which the Joker says it is. Bat Jeffy then says he can go, which shocks the Joker as he thinks he's playing games but he then leaves with the criminal. Brooklyn Guy then tells Bat Jeffy that he just got there and asks if he stopped the Joker but Bat Jeffy tells him no and he got away, which Brooklyn Guy asks how he got away, which Bat Jeffy tells him that he had a gun. Brooklyn Guy asks him if he has a bulletproof suit but Bat Jeffy says that's Iron Man, which Brooklyn Guy says he didn't realize they were in the same universe. Brooklyn Guy then asks Bat Jeffy if he got away with any money, which Bat Jeffy tells him he doesn't know as he didn't ask him. Brooklyn Guy then says they are just going to wait for him to do another crime, which Bat Jeffy says "To the Bat Cave!".
At the gas station, the Joker and the criminal walks in as the Joker asks Cameel Habib Habab how's it going, which Cameel welcomes them to the gas station as he asks what he can do for him, which the Joker tells him that he sounds a lot like his father as he then explains to him about how he got the scars he has on his face. He then asks how much for a pack of Peanut M&M's, which Cameel says they are $1.99 but the Joker pulls a gun on him as he says "How about everything in the register", which terrifies Cameel as he opens the register.
Back at the red couch, Jeffy says to himself the beginning part of the Batman theme song but Brooklyn Guy comes in as he tells him that the Joker is robbing the gas station, which Jeffy tells him "Ok, just a second" in a giggly voice but Brooklyn Guy says there's no time and they can stop him, which Jeffy says he's right as he says "Batdick can wait" in Batman's voice as they then leave the red couch as Marvin and Rose look at each other.
Back at the gas station, Bat Jeffy comes in and tells the Joker to stop right there, which the Joker asks him what he is going to do as he asks if he's going to let him go again but Bat Jeffy says "Not this time". The Joker then says "Let's see about that" as he points his gun at him, which Bat Jeffy says he can leave as he says he doesn't want to get shot but the Joker says "NO! You can't just keep letting me getting away with this Batman" as he says he needs consequences right back but Bat Jeffy says he still have a knife so he has to get rid of that first, which the Joker tosses it away as he says it's not a real knife. Bat Jeffy then tells him that he'll do what his daddy does to him as he tells the Joker to bend over as he's getting a spanking, which the Joker proceeds to bend over as Bat Jeffy spanks him. Bat Jeffy then asks if he learned his lesson, which the Joker says he did but then asks Bat Jeffy if he ever told him about the scares he has on his face, which Jeffy asks him back if he ever told him how he got shit in his diaper but the Joker gets shot by Brooklyn Guy, who apologizes as he says he didn't want to hear another story about the scars as he tells him that it's different every time, which Bat Jeffy says he gave him a spanking, which Brooklyn Guy says he saw that as he says that it was mad gay. Brooklyn Guy then says that the Joker is dead now so it's cool but Cameel gets shocked about seeing the Jokers body as he says "Oh no, there's a dead body in my store", which Brooklyn Guy tells him not to worry as he says he's going to clean it but then notices the criminal as he says "Hey hey hey, Mr clown henchman guy, come on out, you're under arrest" but then notices that he has a gun, so he proceeds to shoot him. Brooklyn Guy then says it's been taken care of and maybe he can be Batman but then says no as he says he killed somebody, thus he can't be Batman.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Lance Thirtyacre/Batman
- Anthony Miller/Joker
- Elaina Keyes
- Pooby
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chief
- Susan Smith
- Chef Pee Pee
- Marvin
- Rose
- Criminal 2
- Cameel Habib Habab
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Boys Night Out!".
- This episode is a parody of the Batman franchise.
- This is the 2nd video to have Chef Pee Pee's real name mentioned, the first was "Sicken".
- The gun Joker uses is a FN 90 personal defense weapon.
- This is one of the rare episodes where Chef Pee Pee appears without his theme song and not inside the house.
Errors[]
- In the description, Batman is not capitalized.
- At around 7:00, through the reflection from the lens of Jeffy’s Batman glasses, Elaina’s face can be seen
Poll[]
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