| "JONATHAN, ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR!" | ||
— Barbara to Jonathan, when someone is at the door
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Barbara "Babs" Guy (née Voorhees) is a minor antagonist who first appeared in "Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!" as the main antagonist. She appears to be a hateful woman who doesn't understand her son and favors her youngest son Jonathan more to the point that she lets him still live in the house. After the divorce from her ex-husband Mr. Guy, she currently has found a new boyfriend, her son's work partner, Simmons.
Appearance[]
She appears to be an older woman with blue eyeshadows and eyes. She has red lipstick and grey puffy hair. She has a pink shirt with a white apron (with flowers) over it.
Her puppet is the same as Simmons's puppet but with lipstick, blue eyeshadow, grey puffy hair and Samantha's dress.
Personality[]
Barbara appears to be a hateful woman who only loves her son Jonathan and her boyfriend Simmons, she believes her oldest son Brooklyn T. Guy is a deadbeat and that he should be more like her youngest son Jonathan who still lives with her. She appears to dislike him for not seeing her for a decade, believing him to not care for her anymore, which she isn't wrong about.
She has a brutal side inside her where in 'The School Bus!', she orders the kids (who were on the bus) to not break her rules, but the kids messed up, which causes her to either abuse them or throw them out of the bus.
Relationships[]
Brooklyn T. Guy[]
Barbara absolutely has a strong hatred towards her son. In “Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!,” it’s mentioned that Brooklyn Guy, or “Brooky,” hasn’t seen his mother in 10 years. She expresses so much hate for her son. Brooklyn Guy, on the other hand, holds strong prejudice towards her too.
It’s hinted that she likes her son a little bit. In “Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!,” she liked Brooklyn Guy and Jonathan’s song about smelling fingers.
Also, in “The Funeral!,” she faked her own death to see if Brooklyn Guy would care about her. However, he didn’t. At the low-budget funeral, he yells “Suck it, Babs!” At her. However, Brooklyn Guy had good reasons for being reluctant to come to Barbara’s funeral. Barbara gave nothing to Brooklyn Guy in her will.
In “Brooklyn Guy's Switch!,” she was revealed to have an “I Hate Brooky Pledge” That she does with Jonathan every day.
Status: Son / Enemies
Jonathan[]
Barbara strongly loves Jonathan way 100% more than Brooklyn Guy. In “The Funeral!", Jonathan boo hoos for his Mother. She leaves Jonathan her house, car, and bank accounts in her will.
In “Brooklyn Guy's Switch!,” she gives Brooklyn Guy (in Jonathan’s body) Jonathan’s favorite breakfast, which is Lay’s Chips, and sour cream.
Sometimes she does abuse Jonathan, like when he messes up In "Jeffy's Trophy!", when he apologizes for not getting a strike, she hits him and tells him that he sucks ass just because he didn't get a strike. However, Jonathan still doesn't hold a grudge against Her so it's possible they made up. She also says "JONATHAN, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"
Status: Friends (like mother like son)
Simmons[]
Simmons is Barbara’s boyfriend. This was revealed in “Brooklyn Guy's Thanksgiving!,” where they start making out in the bedroom.
In “The Funeral!,” Simmons reveals that he and Barbara met on a disturbance call, and she was trying to steal cigarettes from the gas station. However, they went to Barbara’s place, and that’s when they started dating.
Status: Boyfriend and Girlfriend
Mr. Guy[]
Not much is known about their relationship, Barbara was probably more loving when she and Mr. Guy were married. However, when they divorced, she became more hateful towards Brooklyn Guy. Even though she got a new boyfriend, she still hates Brooklyn Guy.
Status: Exes
Karen[]
Barbara doesn’t have much of a relationship with Karen when compared to Brooklyn Guy. Nonetheless, she still dislikes her. She refers to Karen as a skank in “The Funeral!.” Although Karen says Barbara doesn’t mean it, she means it. Later in that episode, Karen tries to force Brooklyn Guy to come to Barbara’s funeral, even though she was rude to her earlier, so it’s implied that she cares about Barbara. However, Barbara still calls Karen a skank in “Brooklyn Guy's Switch!.”
Status: Enemies (Possible friends on Karen’s side)
Penelope[]
Not much is known about what Barbara thinks about her granddaughter, but while working as a bus driver in The School Bus!, Penelope was accused of having cologne, and in turn was thrown off the moving bus.
Status: Granddaughter/Enemies
Cody[]
In The School Bus!, Barbara got tired of Cody throwing up, and when his throw up bag was full, she pulled over the bus and made him poor the vomit on the ground and eat it. But Jeffy, Junior, and Joseph got an idea to steal the school bus and go back home, so before she could make him, Joseph told Cody to jump on the bus and he does, leaving Barbara behind.
Status: Enemies
Jeffy[]
In the same school bus episode, Jeffy steals the school bus from Barbara and drives everyone back home. With the exception of Penelope, as she was thrown off the bus. Jeffy bets Junior 5 dollars he won't steal the bus, he accepts. While Cody and Barbara are outside, Junior tells Joseph to tell Cody to get in the bus because they're going to steal it. Cody throws the bag down and runs in the bus and Barbara doesn't get in in time, Jeffy drives the bus back home with everyone else. This makes Barbara and Jeffy enemies.
Status: Enemies
History[]
Early Life and Parenting[]
Barbara Guy was born in July 14, 1947 in Brooklyn. At some point in time, she would meet someone named Mr. Guy and the 2 would fall in love and get married. Together, the 2 would have many children (in total 19) including Jonathan, Brooklyn T. Guy, Does Bad Things Guy, Makes Bad Decisions Guy, This Guy, A Guy, Doctor Me, Does Good Things Guy, What Guy, The Guy, Chicago Guy, Manhattan Guy, Las Vegas Guy, Family Guy, Frank, Plane Crash Guy, Miami Guy, San Francisco Guy, and Pittsburgh Guy. As said in "The School Bus!", she mentioned that she became pregnant at 15, so she had her first children Brooklyn T. Guy, Does Bad Things Guy and Doctor Me either when she was 15 or 16 years old. Barbara would most likely be very abusive to her children or neglectful as she favored her last-born Jonathan out of all of them making them move away to different places. She often abused Brooklyn Guy during his childhood and even once told him that she wouldn't come to his funeral when he was in 5th grade.
Her divorce and new boyfriend[]
At some point in time, Barbara and her husband would get a divorce, making her more hateful and mean as she hated her ex-husband. When she would meet Simmons not knowing he was her son Brooklyn's partner, the 2 would make love to each other.
Job as a bus driver[]
In “The School Bus!,” Barbara becomes a bus driver. But she does a terrible job. For starters, she constantly gets out of her seat to discipline students, but the bus is somehow still driving. She throws Penelope, her own granddaughter off the bus. And she forces Cody to eat his own vomit. It’s also mentioned by Brooklyn Guy that her license got suspended for getting too many DUIs. She gets replaced by Jackie Chu, and it was shown in Cody's Lawsuit!.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Her voice sounds like Shrek with a Brooklyn Accent, because both are played by Lance Thirtyacre.
- She is a Simmons stunt double puppet with Samantha's dress.
- In Nightmare On Jeffy Street! it's revealed that Brooklyn Guy and Jason Voorhees are cousins and this possible means that Pamela Voorhees is Barbara's sister and that Barbara's maiden name is Voorhees.
- Her last will and testament states-
'All my belongings are to be divided between the two most important people in my life. Jonathan Guy and Officer Longshlong Simmons. To my perfect baby boy Jonathan, I leave behind my house, car and bank accounts.
To Simmons, I leave behind my used underwear and panties.
And to my ungrateful piece of shit son Brooklyn T. Guy, I leave behind absolutely NOTHING. Tell him I hate him. Piece of shit. He's a bum who can't make up his mind on what job he wants. And he married a skank, never came to visit his own mother. I raised him and this is how he treats me?? Piece of shit Brooky. If I was alive, I would slap the shit out of him. Why couldn't he be more like Jonathan?? Jonathan is the perfect son.'
- In "The School Bus!" it is revealed that she became a school bus driver (although replaced) and got her driver's license suspended due to her DUIs and that she also got pregnant at 15 years old.
- She shares her drinking trait with Brooklyn Guy.
- Barbara forced her son to marry Debra revealed in "Junior's Valentine's Day Gift!".