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"99 Nights!" (stylized as "99 NIGHTS!") is the 1,199th episode of SML Movies.

Plot[]

The video starts with Junior asking his friends what they want to do tonight. Cody asks if they want to watch some football, but Junior says he doesn't watch football, which Joseph agrees, saying he doesn't like sports. Cody asks what they're talking about as he says he loves football because there's a bunch of men, tackling and piling on each other, smacking each other when they grab the other guy, and them wearing tight pants as he says nothing is left to the imagination and he wants to be the football in the middle of the field or the center. Cody then says they get paid for it, which he asks if that's awesome and if that's the best job in the world as he then says "Can you believe that people get paid to do that?". Junior points to Cody's New York Giants hat, asking him what made him choose the Giants as his favorite team. Cody asks if they're the team with big wieners. Junior gets confused as Cody says that's why they're called the Giants and compares them to the giant sub from Jersey Mike's. Junior says he doesn't think that's why they're called the Giants, so Cody asks what team has the biggest wiener. Junior says the Denver Broncos are based on horses and horses have big wieners, but Cody says that does nothing for him because they're animals. Joseph asks if that's where he draws the line. Cody says it is and asks if the Giants full name is "New York Giant Human Wieners". Junior says he doesn't think that they have explained what the Giant part is, but he guesses that the Giants would have the biggest wieners. Cody agrees and says they are his team. Junior says they're playing tonight, so Cody says "Let's watch them". Junior turns the TV on as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting about four kids going missing after attempting the "Try to survive 99 Nights in the woods" challenge. After the news, Cody asks who cares about them as he wants the game turned on so he can see someone get tackled, which Joseph laughs and questions how they went missing in the woods. Junior says they can survive 99 nights in the woods, but Joseph says they can't and asks what's wrong with him. Cody tells Junior to shut up as Junior says it would be easy to survive 99 nights. Cody says it wouldn't, but Junior says all he has to do is sleep in the woods and that's it. Cody says he has to live in the woods for 3 months, but Junior says it's only at night. Cody says he thinks the whole point is he stays there day and night. Cody then asks what's happening as Joseph was singing a lyric. Junior says he was singing Kid Cudi, and he interrupted him as Joseph asks Cody if he doesn't know Kid Cudi. Cody explains that he's heard of him, but he's unfamiliar with his work. Junior gets shocked and asks Cody if he really doesn't know Kid Cudi as Joseph calls Cody a "Unseasoned ass French Fry". Cody says he doesn't know him as Junior says he's old now and he's probably "Grown Cudi" as Joseph says he sees ghosts. Cody says they're getting off topic as Junior says they can spend 99 nights in the woods and easily beat the four kids. Joseph then asks where's Kid Cudi, which Cody says he doesn't think they'll get ahold of Kid Cudi or spend 3 months in the woods. Junior says Kid Cudi invented day and night, but Cody says he didn't invent that. Junior asks if he's saying he plagiarized the song. Cody says he did invent the song, but not the concept of day and night. Junior says he knows when it's day and night while Joseph says he's an expert of it. Cody says he knows when it's day and night, so Junior asks how. Cody says he just looks up at the sky, but Junior says Kid Cudi would do it better as Cody says his point was that they shouldn't go live in the woods for 3 months. Junior says the four kids went missing because they suck at what they did and they could do it better as they're smarter, but Joseph says they ran squads and he doesn't want them to get wiped, so Junior says they need a fourth person while Cody says he doesn't think they should do it at all. Junior asks what if Chef Pee Pee went with them as he could be their private chef and cook up bugs like in Lion King, which Cody says he doesn't want to eat bugs, but he would feel more comfortable with an adult there. Junior asks how about they all go if Chef Pee Pee agrees to go with them. Cody says he'll see what happens as they then leave. At the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee says the bacon he's cooking smells good when Junior comes in, saying "Chef Pee Pee!". Chef Pee Pee says not now as he's cooking bacon. Junior asks if he's cooking bacon. Chef Pee Pee says he is as he then says the little pig went to the market, and now the pig is in his frying pan. Junior asks Cody if it offends him that he's cooking his mom. Cody sighs and tells Junior to ask the question, so Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if he would stay 99 nights with them. Chef Pee Pee says no and asks Junior what's wrong with him as he asks why he would say in the forest with them when he could be staying in the air-conditioned house, laying on the couch, watching Netflix, and eating some bacon. Cody says it sounds good to him, minus the bacon because he's Jewish as Junior tells Chef Pee Pee that there were four kids that tried to stay in the woods for 99 nights, and they didn't make it, so they want to beat them. Chef Pee Pee questions what makes him think he could out beat them as they went missing. Junior says they're not bitches, which Chef Pee Pee says he forgot and apologizes as Junior says they all aren't bitches, but Chef Pee Pee says he is as he's going to stay and eat some bacon.

Junior says they need an adult with them so they can survive the 99 nights. Chef Pee Pee says no as he's not going to be his sacrificial lamb and says he can't even stay out there for a night. Junior says they can stay out there for at least one night, but Chef Pee Pee says he can't and bets two packs of bacon, a loaf of bread, mayonnaise, and lettuce. Junior agrees and says he'll get him those ingredients if they don't survive the night, but Junior says if they do, then he has to do anything they say for a week, which Cody says literally anything, and he can't say no. Chef Pee Pee says it doesn't matter as Junior asks if they have a tent. Chef Pee Pee says he thinks they have a tent in the garage, so Junior tells Cody to grab the tent while he gets Jeffy to be their fourth person. Cody says ok and now their odds of survival went down. Junior says "Let's meet in the woods" as they all then leave. At the woods, Junior asks if they're ready to survive 99 nights in the woods. Cody says no, so Junior asks what's wrong. Cody says it's dark, but Junior says that's what flashlights are for. Cody pulls out his phone and says "You want a flashlight? Here, isn't that better" in an annoyed tone. Junior says he can see so many more trees as Joseph looks and says "Dude what the hell is this?". Junior looks and says it's the posters of the four missing kids from the news as he then tells Cody to take his picture with the posters. Cody says no as Joseph notices that all the kids on the posters are white as he says he doesn't know why he's out here. Junior says they need to stop complaining as it's going to be fun and they'll survive 99 nights. Cody says they'll not survive one night as they don't have any food, but Junior says they do as he calls for Jeffy to bring the Slim Jims. Jeffy comes over, saying he has 46 "meat wieners". Cody gets shocked as Junior says they can eat one every single day. Cody says one person could last 46 nights with the Slim Jims and there's four of them. Junior suggests taking a small bite each day, but Cody says it still gives them 46 nights. Junior says not if they take tiny bites, but Cody says they would have to spend 99 days in a grocery store. Junior says they should do that instead and record it, which Joseph likes it as Cody says they're not Mr. Beast, so Junior says they should at least survive one night so they can win the bet with Chef Pee Pee. Cody reluctantly agrees as Junior points to an area, saying they should set the tent up there. Cody says ok as the video cuts to Cody, struggling to keep the tent up, which he tells it to stay up before letting go and says he doesn't know what's he doing as he then says he gives up. Junior asks what's wrong and why's the tent not up, which Joseph says it's supposed to be up by now as Junior tells Cody to set the tent up. Cody says they'll have the tent up right now if they maybe stop eating Slim Jims and help him. Joseph says he didn't eat anything all day while Junior says he needed a Slim Jim. Cody says "Okay, I guess if we're eating Slim Jims, fuck the 46 nights" as Junior says he's going to need six Slim Jims a night. Cody a says they're going to run out of food by midnight as Jeffy comes over, asking how he opens it, which Cody says even Jeffy gets one as he then asks for a Slim Jim, but Junior says he doesn't get one unless he sets the tent up. Cody says no and asks why he has to earn one while they get one for free. Junior says they earned them, but Cody asks what he do to earn a Slim Jim. Junior says he got the idea bring the Slim Jims, Jeffy carried them, and he feels bad about slavery to Joseph as Joseph says "Yeah, reparation Slim Jims" as Cody asks where's his, but Junior says he's not black. Cody says he is Jewish, but Junior asks what bad things happened to them. Cody says he has a story to tell him as Junior says they need a campfire because he's getting cold. Cody asks what wood, but Joseph says they don't need wood because they have technology and pulls out a lighter as Junior and Joseph then sing, which goes on until Junior hears a noise, which he asks if they hear it. Cody asks what noise, so Junior points, saying it came from there. Cody says it's the woods and it could be anything, and it could be a turtle humping a goose, which Junior says he highly doubts that a turtle would hump a goose as they're not attracted to each other. Cody says it was just an example, and he doesn't know what the noise is. Junior asks if they want to see what the noise is. Cody says no, so Junior says he'll go see what the noise is as he then leaves. Junior asks where's the noise coming from as he looks down and says it's one of the missing kids. Junior checks on the kid as he looks up and sees The Deer, so he screams and runs away as Cody asks if they heard Junior scream. Joseph says he just heard his Slim Jim wrapper as Junior comes, screaming "Guys, guys, guys, guyyysss!". Cody asks what's wrong. Junior says there was the scariest thing ever, being a deer. Cody says it's the woods, there's a lot of deer, but Junior slaps the Slim Jim out of his asks, asking who gave him one. Cody says he was eating that, but Junior says the tent's not up, and he wasn't supposed to get one until the tent's set up. Cody asks if he's upset that he saw a deer. Junior makes a sound, saying the deer made the sound, but Cody says that sounds like a bird. Joseph asks what's he on as Junior says it was a deer, and he saw a body of one of the missing kids. Cody asks if he saw one of the missing kids. Junior says he did, and the kid was lying face down, next to the deer, which he thinks the deer killed the kid. Cody says deer don't kill people, so Junior asks what about when someone's driving down the road, and a deer jumps out in front of them, so they go through the windshield and kills the driver.

Cody says it does happen, so Junior says deer kill people, but Cody says he means they don't kill people on purpose. Junior asks how he knows and if he's in the deer head as he says that maybe the deer wants to kill the person and do it on purpose, which Joseph says Bambi could be plotting for revenge as Junior says they're mad about Bambi. Cody says Bambi was a cartoon and questions what they are doing out here as he wants to go home. Junior says he thinks they should go home because the deer he saw was scary and he saw the kid's body. Cody annoyedly says he wants to go home because he knocked his Slim Jim on the ground and he's having a terrible time. Junior tells Cody to eat the Slim Jim as it's a waste of Slim Jim, but Cody says it's covered in ants, which Junior asks if he thinks it's the ants from Bugs Life or the ants from Antz. Cody says he doesn't know, but Junior asks if he had to pick a cartoon ant to carry his Slim Jim, would it be the ants from Antz or Bugs Life. Cody picks the ants from Antz, which Junior doesn't like it, saying he hates them and they're ugly. Cody says he asked him what he wanted and that's what he wanted, but Junior says the ones from Bugs Life would take it to a leaf for him to eat it on as Cody asks if they can have it at home on the couch where there's no bugs. Junior says he would like to go home, which Cody agrees as Junior tells Cody to pack the tent up while they warm up the car and carry the Slim Jims as they then leave while Cody says they didn't drive here and tells them to help him with the tent. Cody then hears a noise, which he asks what that was and he'll go see the "bird deer" as he leaves. Cody asks what that could be as he looks down and sees the kid that Junior was talking about, which Cody says Junior was right and it's one of the missing kids as Cody then looks up and sees The Deer. Cody says "What the fuck" as he then runs away. The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Cody says he saw the dead body in the woods. Junior asks if he recorded it and put it on YouTube. Cody says no, but he saw the deer that he was talking about. Junior makes a sound again, saying the deer makes that sound. Cody says he does do that, which Junior says yeah as Cody asks if they're going to do something. Junior says he was going to eat Slim Jims until his stomach hurts, but Cody says the news said that if they see a body, they're supposed to call the cops, so Junior tells Cody to call the cops. Cody says he'll do that as he then leaves. Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, asking if someone called the cops. Brooklyn Guy sees the box of Slim Jims and gets excited as he then tells Junior, Joseph, and Jeffy a story about how he went to high school with Slim Jim. After telling the story, Brooklyn Guy says he's now doing it, and he really pulled it off. Brooklyn Guy then asks what they wanted. Junior says they found a dead body. Brooklyn Guy asks if they did as he then sniffs and says he doesn't smell anything and it's either the least stinky dead body or the Slim Jims are too potent. Jeffy says he's probably smelling the one he had in his butt. Brooklyn Guy says he can't even tell the difference color wise as he's never tried "boofing" a Slim Jim and asks how it is. Jeffy says it's good, just a little spicy on the hole, but it's good. Brooklyn Guy says he'll tried it as Junior says they found a kid's body in the woods, and they think it's one of the missing kids that tried to do the 99 nights challenge. Brooklyn Guy asks if he found one of the missing kids. Junior says he did, and the body was next to a deer as he says there was a deer in the woods. Brooklyn Guy says they tend to be there, but Junior says it had googly eyes and sounded like a bird. Brooklyn Guy says that sounds scary and he's not going in the woods tonight, which Junior says it's a scary deer and they think it may have killed the kid as he suggests seeing the body. Brooklyn Guy says he's not doing it tonight, but Junior says he has to. Brooklyn Guy says they don't have to and the kid's not getting dinner as he says the kid will be there when he comes in the morning with backup and a belly full of Slim Jims as the doorbell then rings. Junior says there's someone at the door, which Brooklyn Guy says he wonders if it's the "Slim Jim man". Cody asks what's he talking about as they then leave, with Junior saying they should answer the door. At the front door, Junior says "Hello?" as he sees The Deer, which everyone screams as Junior says that's the deer he saw at the woods. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't have his gun, which Junior suggest throwing his Slim Jim, but Brooklyn Guy declines and pretends to use the Slim Jim like a gun. Chef Pee Pee then comes out, saying "Nah it's just me n****!" and he got all of them as he says they thought they actually could stay in the woods. Junior asks if it was just him. Chef Pee Pee confirms it and asks if he thought he was going to lose a bet to a bunch of brats as he says no and he knew what Cody was up to. Cody says he was trying to lick his "Hiney ho" while Brooklyn Guy says he guess it was a prank. Junior says there is actually a body in the woods and asks Chef Pee Pee if he saw that. Chef Pee Pee says he didn't know who that was as Junior tells Brooklyn Guy to get the body now that there isn't an "evil deer". Brooklyn Guy sings a Slim Jim's parody of the Baby Back Ribs Jingle as he then leaves, saying he's going home as Junior and Chef Pee Pee look and see Brooklyn Guy laying down. Brooklyn Guy says he said he's going home as he then leaves as Junior says he was laid down. Chef Pee Pee asks what's wrong with him as they see Brooklyn Guy, saying "It's this way". Chef Pee Pee gets confused, saying "What?" as Brooklyn Guy says he can only go so far.

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Errors[]

  • At 10:19, the crew starts laughing during the animation.
  • Cody believes that the New York Giants name is derived from the team having big wieners. However, this is false as the Giants are named after Major League Baseball's New York Giants, who later moved to San Francisco in 1958.

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